#controlling crowds

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Next time, I'll lock the windows too.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Tim had his spleen removed, right. This means he would not be able to withstand bacterial infection as well (a.k.a. getting sick, which happens a lot when people get injured or sleep deprived cause their immune system weakens), so for his own safety, he would likely take care of himself more than the other bats would care for themselves. He probably wouldn't get in a fight he knows he would badly lose, or win but get very injured during. Tim would be the calm and calculating one. He already is deemed as smart and a great detective, so that makes him even scarier.

He gets a reputation as a vigilant far more dangerous from his siblings, cause he perches like a bird above the fight, but if he gets involved, then the villains know they're goners. If it's Dick, Jason, Steph, Cass, even Damian and Batman himself, people don't get as intimidated, but should Tim come in, they back off so fast. In this essay I will...

[paigesplatforms]

btw skipping triggering scenes in your favourite shows/movies doesn’t make you less of a fan. there are still scenes in multiple of my favourite shows that i cannot/have never watched, but i still love those shows with all of my heart.

whether it triggers past experiences and trauma, your fears, your sensory issues, your migraines, or it just gives you really bad second hand embarrassment. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SKIPS SCENES IN YOUR FAVOURITE MEDIA

[khihi]

psa:

[muzzleroars]

two unauthorized bugs in the lust layer!!!! get them now!!!!!!

[ariose-ambrose]

I love rutting against my lover’s thigh. He doesn’t have to be paying attention to me, but it’s better when he does—his hands exploring every inch of my shuddering form save for my desperate tcock. He treasures my whines, telling me that I’m his favourite slut, his puppy, his stupid mutt, that I’m such a good boy I don’t even need his cock to get off.

But I beg him for it. Oh I buck my hips and cry, pleading for more like the dumb puppy I am. He trails kisses down my neck, biting down hard against my collarbone, scolding me. He knows I love it, but he tells me that he wouldn’t have taken his teeth to me if I hadn’t been so reckless. Mutts who can’t remember how to behave don’t get to be played with, I know the rules.

Guided by my lover’s gentle hand, I let out a pitiful whine as I’m removed from his thigh, eager to face whatever consequences he has in store for me. Maybe he turns me around and fucks into me with a punishing pace, my body so sensitive from all the time spent unknowingly preparing for him. Maybe he uses my mouth, letting my tongue do the work for my dumb puppy brain. Maybe he holds a toy to my aching tcock, forcing multiple orgasms out of me, because I can be good after all.

Or maybe my lover would be so gentle with his dumb mutt, taking care not to ruin all the hard work he’s put into me. Maybe he’d pet my aching tcock, telling me that it’s okay that I’m just a stupid puppy, it’s not my fault I can’t help myself. Maybe he’d fuck me gently into the mattress, whispering in my ear how much he loves breeding his little slut. Maybe he’d softly edge me, telling me that he just can’t help himself, watching me writhe beneath him like this, before making such a mess of the sheets.

Either way, my lover has a very forgetful puppy sometimes.

[undertalethingems]

How does sans know what a stopsign is in an underground of pure walkspace

Well, I can think of two possibilities:

1: stop signs are referenced in the assorted human media that's fallen into the underground, and monsters know of them because of that. It'd be funny if a whole stop sign had fallen into the dump, or if New Home has them even if they don't have cars, just to make things feel a little more like the surface. Regardless, I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility for monsters, and particularly sans, to know about stop signs. After all, he reads car magazines.

2: UT sans is DR sans, who has obviously seen stop signs before.

So either way I don't think it's too weird :>

[prettyhighforawhiteguyblog]

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

[tianhai03]

quick 4dante doodle before bed

[mothfables]

Modern Day Chain Work at a Christmas Market

so i work at a seasonal christmas market and had this idea today while we were doing set-up. time to induce my misery (lighthearted) on my favourite characters lmao

under the cut so it doesn’t take up your dash haha

Time is the closest thing they have to a manager. he does not like this. Warriors is a close second

Twilight + Four are in charge of physically setting up the tent/stall

Legend, Wild, and Four are in charge of displays (well, when Four isn’t fed up from setting up the tent)

Wild works in the back/warehouse, Time the register with regular breaks on the floor, Legend on the floor (he refuses to even touch the register), Hyrule the floor, Twilight on the floor and occasionally register, Sky’s the greeter and occasionally works the floor or other things, Warriors is mostly on the register, and Four does a bit of everything. Wind is technically, on paper, on greeter duty (cause, yknow, child labour) but he sticks his nose into everything, much to literally everyone else’s chagrin

Time tends to put Sky on greeter duty because he knows the other man tends to tire easily, but he does surprisingly well at whatever he’s assigned. that being said, whatever he does, he passes out immediately upon getting home

they tried the ‘My Name is Link’ nametag thing exactly once. they lasted two days before everyone was sick of it

Hyrule is still shy + uncomfortable around crowds, despite working there for four years. Time has tried putting him on the floor to try to boost his confidence, but he still escapes to the back at every opportunity

Legend flat-out refuses to work their busiest weekends. he told Time they’d have to drag him kicking and screaming into the store if they absolutely want him there. Time has yet to test this

Time + Twilight are physically intimidating, which tends to be a deterrent for most shoplifters + Karens. when that doesn’t work, though, they have a secret weapon: Hyrule

shy he may be, put him in front of a Karen and you’re in for a show. more than one of them have stopped what they’re doing to watch things go down. Time has berated them for it but they don’t pay him any mind considering he’s guilty of the exact same thing

also, Hyrule has a sixth sense for potential shoplifters, no matter where in the store he is. Four + Legend have been trying to figure it out but after four years they still don’t have an explanation

Time asked Mallon once if she wanted to work at the market with them. she laughed and told him she’d rather stay on the ranch. there are many days where Time regrets not doing the same thing

Wild does not work the floor. he has stated in no uncertain terms that if he’s put out there he will bite someone. to this day Time doesn’t know if he means a customer or one of them

everyone has their own organizational system that directly contradicts everyone else’s. they all hate it

Wind works the least hours out of all of them (considering he’s fourteen). he’s pouted about this many times, but the rest of them agree he should save his back + knees while he still can

Ravio is perfectly happy with his own shop. he does pop in sometimes to say hello, though, and on occasion brings treats for everyone

[gloopqueen]

The Gospel Of 🍑

[venndaai]

don’t know how I’m ever going to play a bg3 build that isn’t abjuration wizard. best class no contest.

[projektdyad]

Guild Wars 2 Crowd Control!

If you are new to #Guildwars2 or just looking to improve, one way is to maximize your understanding of Crowd Control skills, like how/when to use them! Crowd Control skills and knowing when to use them and how to utilize them better will make you a significantly better player and way more of a team player!

[tenderflint]

shoutout to the thanksgiving movie for making me realize i have a huge fear of crowd crush

[uanwlarry]

Imagine if Harry just says ‘fuck it’ and sings No control on the next tour.