#cookie run skit

[asktheplethaura]

GingerBrave + C.O.D (1)

Gingerbrave and the Cookies of Darkness hang out for a day, and nothing bad happens?? We need more of those moments, cause we already know that #Fragments doesn't do that, lmfao.

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BraveCookie wandered around the castle that Dark Enchantress and the Cookies of Darkness called home. The castle was so spacious and comfortable. More comfortable than a small, cold house.

The child seemed to be in a bit of a chipper mood today, enjoying the sights and sounds a the birds outside seemed to be basking in the sunlight.

Chiffon followed the young cookie, barking all the while. The chipper cake-hound was always fun to be around.

"Hey Chiffon." GingerBrave smiled down to the hound, before petting him on his sweet cake noggin. The cake-hound closed it's eyes in response, accepting his pats, before going to run around the child again. The dog was a bit obnoxious at the moment, most likely too many treats snuck to him by Red Velvet Cookie.

Just as GingerBrave went to pet the anxious pooch, the nearby door opened. Pomegranate Cookie stepped out of her room, her reddened eyes unreadable behind her pink sleeves.

At her gaze, the child stiffened, before starting to walk the other way, as he assumed it was her very silent warning of him and the cake-hound being too noisy in the hallway.

Just as he went to turn around, Pomegranate made a gesture with her head, beckoning the child into her quarters.

The boy was tempted just to keep walking, and pretend not to have seen the gesture, but two things were stopping him. Those being the fact that he knew she knew he saw, and the fact that it would be something for ANYONE to have a gripe against him for later, which he did not want.

He nodded, and walked into Pomegranate Cookie's room, and shut the door behind himself, leaving the Cake-Hound in the hallway, as he did not ant to enter the room with the boy.

Hesitantly, GingerBrave sat down on the nearby floor, not saying a word. Pomegranate cookie went and sat at her mirror, before turning and facing the child- hands folded neatly over her lap.

She tilted her head n the direction of a cushion off to the immediate left of herself, a place made for the boy to sit down.

He was still hesitant, of course. However, not wanting to make the red haired woman angry, he complied.

Within a few moments, the older cookie started beading some small cookie-shaped crafts. All of them in red beads of course. However, the movement of her hand was swift, and skilled. All of the small things she made were done in mere seconds or minutes.

For a moment, GingerBrave forgot his nervousness and his eyes showed a spark of interest and even admiration.

Pomegranate easily took notice of this, and handed him his own set of beads, a needle, and some string. She set hers down, and wordlessly showed GingerBrave how to sew the beads together properly.

Despite the fact he failed a couple of times, the child seemed to be very interested, and kept trying- even if he did accidentally stab his own fingers with the needle a couple times.

GingerBrave smiled as he started to sew beads together, doing the first thing that came to mind. Which would be Dark Enchantress.

He was new to this art form, but he was doing surprisingly well. When Gingerbrave wasn't looking, Pomegranate smiled just the smallest bit. Somewhat happy to find someone who appreciated something she found entertainment in as much as she did.

They both continued to make beaded decorations together for the rest of the night until bed time.

@keeperofthecookies

Tagging you, because it's a me, Mario

Also fluffy GingerBrave and COD moments ftw

[sweetstarart]

I want it that way meme But with cookies and Impressions

(And some sprite edits)

Cookies in this vid: Dark Choco, Sparkling, Strawberry Crepe, Snow sugar, Espresso (duh), Hollyberry and Sorbet Shark

[nightmyst14-blog]

Dads Meeting Au

I met to send this post on Father's day, but I procrastinated on this WAY too long. So have this dumb idea I thought about.

So here, have some of my fav dads from different fandoms meeting up.

I might make it a series if you guys want.

*A portal opens into a room, 4 men fall through it*

All: Ahhh!! *lands in different places*

Loid: *wind knocked out of him*

Aizawa: Ughh.... What an awful nap. I'm never drinking with All Might again...

Almond: My head...

Namani: *dizzy*

Soon, they soon notice each other. They square up and hold out their respective weapons. Nobody moves.

Almond: *summoning his handcuffs* Drop your weapons.

Loid: *pointing two guns* I would suggest you.

Aizawa: *eyes glowing red, reading his scarf* How about both of you, or I'll take you both down.

Nanami: *pointing his cleaver, adjusting his goggles* Try it, sir.

Aizawa: Come near my kid, I'll end you.

Loid: *he tilts his head* What kid?

Almond: *confused*

Aizawa: *realizes, eyes stops glowing* Wait-

*dramatic pause*

All: WHERE IS/ARE MY KID/ KIDS??

*Meanwhile*

Itadori: *playing UNO* WHAT?? *looks at Walnut* How are you winning?!

Walnut: *grins*A Junior Detective never reveals her secrets!!

Sukuna: Hehe. You're loosing to a 10 year old.

Itadori: Shut up, Sukuna!

Anya: *Holds up her drawing*Tada!! I drew you!!

Cream Puff: Awe!! Its cute!! How's your drawing, Eri?

Eri: Good. I drew Dadzawa!

Cream Puff: Oh, how nice!! I draw my cat, Mallow!

Eri: Wow!!

Walnut: *puts card down* Draw 4, Yuuji!!

Itadori: What?? Aww.. *draws, puts a card down* HAH! Changed it to Blue!! Beat that!!

Walnut: *puts card down* UNO!!

Itadori: WHAT?? *slams table* THIS IS THE 3RD TIME!!!

Cream Puff: *giggles*

[angelicalchaoticabyss]

(Skit I wrote awhile ago for Evil!Pure Vanilla Cookie/Tapioca Cookie)

There you were on your knees before him, the mighty king of the Vanilla Kingdom, Master of the floating castle. You had been sent by one of his enemies to crumble him, but the king held a power you just couldn't match. Tapioca Cookie was just grinning smugly down at your form before pulling you close.

"My my back again I see, welcome my dear~. Oh, I missed you ever so much~." He purred.

You were an assassin, you had been sent to kill him so many times you lost count. Every time you failed to end his life, he always beat you…and that's what made him ever so attractive. You weren't even in it for the money anymore, you just wanted to see him. He was one of the most powerful men on Earthbread, he could offer you all the riches you wanted. So much so that the payments you received for his head were mere pocket change when compared. But that money didn't matter, all that mattered was the pleasure and company he offered to his precious little killer. This song and dance would continue, and you were more than eager for the next call on his life.

[fossilcookie]

Here’s a skit I don’t feel like drawing sprites for a comic lol

Pizza: Damn, I really gotta write about dinosaurs, where the hell am I gonna find that info for study

Fossil:

Fossil: YOU’RE LITERALLY DATING AN EXPERT IN THIS FEILD-

[quanblovk]

Idk if you know of Cookie Run, but Necromancer, you remind me of a mix of Licorice Cookie and Vampire Cookie

Necromancer: i'm sorry- what do you mean by "Cookie Run?" Is that some sort of mobile game? Give me a second, mortal-

3 google searches later

Necromancer: huh. I do kind of resemble Licorice cookie.

[sugarsquirrelcookie]

SEA FAIRY IS DEAD!

[ang3lxwrldd]

reasons to push to my ugw

so i can be skinny

to be given the jealous looks

people asking me how i did it

to be able to wear whatever i want and having it look good on me

wearing xxs/xs clothing

people complimenting how i look

changing the way i look

being happier with myself

being able to feel confident in a bikini

being able to eat a cookie without worrying i will be fat

to look in the mirror and love what i see

to take pictures of myself and look good

having people say “body goals”

for the tiny wrists.

to not have to worry about being a “normal weight” again

a pretty thigh gap

to wear crop tops without worrying about my stomach

to boost my confidence

to look good in my dream style

to be envied

to be seen as inspiration

to run and not feel the fat jiggle

to have a more defined jawline

to not hate my thighs

for size small clothes to fit oversized

to look good in body conn dresses

to feel accepted by society standards

to be happier with my body

to not feel super fat all the time

to have lean legs

to look cute in shorts

to be told im “too” skinny

to experience “skinny privilege”

to feel cold in summer

to see my ribs

for people to worry about me

to have control over at least one thing in my life

to never be the “fat” friend 

to not have to worry when being carried

being able to lean on “him” without worrying im too heavy:/

being able to wrap my fingers around my arms

for baggy clothes to actually look good on me

to be the smallest in the room

for all the jealousy other girls will feel when they see me

to be the center of attention

to not be asked to stop eating cause its late

to feel super light

to be told i look different

so i dont have to cry about my weight anymore

to be smaller than everyone who’s ever talked shit about me

being able to be mini

knowing i eat less than others

fitting into clothes that my friends cant fit into

for xs skits to be too big on me

needing to get my clothes tailored because they’re too big

to be the “winner” against others with eds(this ones kind of toxic ik:/)

to be able to pull off mini skirts and having long thinspo legs

to be proud when i step onto the scale

so my thighs dont touch when i sit down

relatives asking if ive lost weight

not feeling lazy 

for people around me not to tell me maybe i should eat less

to be lighter than one of my friends thats lwk thinspo

no double chin

the compliments<333

not having to spend my money on food

losing my period

to be the skinny friend

visible bones

to feel weightless

for people to say “wow you’re so light”

not to have to worry when i sit on someones lap

to look like tumblr thinspo girl

to wear low rise pants and feel confident

to be known for being “healthy”

for people to say “thats all you’re going to eat?”

for my stomach to shrink so i feel full after a small portion

to finally get the attention ive always wanted

to finally feel like ive proved myself

to finally feel so weak that i faint from malnutrition 

to have pretty thin fingers

to run out of breath from doing easy tasks

to be treated like im delicate ~like a doll

pretty collarbones omlll

for my stomach to shrink where i cant binge anymore

to be able to wrap my hands around my thighs so they touch

to look like THAT girl when im on vacation

for a pretty neck that looks amazing with small necklaces

to finally feel disgusted with junk food or greasy food

even though i dont like skinny jeans, to look good in them

for the tightest bracelet settings to be loose on me

for my hands to be cold all the time

to see my shoulder bones

for one size clothes to be baggy on me (like brandy melvile)

for girls to ask me how i did it

to have that small snatched waist

to know i finally beat hit my ugw after so long

to feel like i finished something.

to feel good enough

to be perfect.

[happyinjection]

♠️♥️High Card Radio Mini Drama 1 “Happy New Year”♦️♣️

Source

Chris: Ha~ppy new year~! Well, although I feel like the year has just changed recently, another year has finally come to an end, huh. I wonder how everyone is spending their new years break? I, for one, started the year eating a new years’ eve parfait with extra cream--

Finn: H-hang on, Chris! By any chance, I hope you’re not planning to talk by yourself the entire time?

Chris: You’re still dazed from the new years atmosphere, Finn. Both the mentor and the apprentice are supposed to act as one. This is a two-man radio show, afterall. It’s not that I can’t stop talking, but once we stutter, everyone will forget about us, so we’ve got to be careful. As a main character, you’ve got to show your cool side, get our spirits up for High Card--

Finn: You said that, yet you can’t stop running your mouth, right...

Chris: Don’t sweat the small details. Ah, it’s time for the title call.

Finn: Eh, but I barely have spoken at all! I mean, I don’t even know the title call for this radio show!

Chris: Calm down, Finn. There’s this piece of paper (script) here.

Finn: What even is that.

Chris: In this paper, the title call for this radio show has been written down. Finn is the main character of High Card, so I’ll leave the title call to you. Go ahead.

Finn: For real? I’m getting nervous all of a sudden... *clears throat* Alright, here we go! One bag of sugar, one bar of chocolate, cookie... shortcake... apple pie... fifteen bars of Fudgees... *list of sweets goes on*

Finn: Huh? What the hell is this.

Chris: *chuckles* My bad, my bad! That’s the shopping list for my snacks! The paper for the title call... here you go. Oh, this is bad! We’re seriously running out of time! Alright, let’s just hit it head on!

Finn: Eh, wait! Wait a second! Seriously, what am I supposed to say?!

Chris: You’re such a spoiled little brat, Finn~ Well, it can’t be helped. With this kind mentor of yours, let’s do the title call together~! In the count of 5, 4, 3, 2, 1--!

♠️♥️♦️♣️

TL Notes: again, I’m not a professional translator, feel free to tell me if you spot any mistakes. This is a part from their routine radio show, in the beginning of each episode they insert an in-character comedic skit. The skits have no “official titles” btw, what I put above is just to help remember what each is about.

[otsilliak]

Hi my little spark. Why don’t you sit down and go on the journey of meeting all of these handsome men.

Park Seonghwa

Accidental Dinners

you was set on a blind date by a friend. seonghwa looked exactly like the description your friend gave you. he didn’t tell you the truth until after you two left because he was stood up as well

Kim Hongjoong

Halloween Miscommunication

you and hongjoong go to the same college and are both friends with seonghwa. seonghwa told you both that it was a costume party. he forgot to tell you guys the change of plans, which made you both show up in full blown out costumes

Jeong Yunho

Scripts Of Love

both you and yunho were casted for an upcoming korean drama as the love interests

Kang Yeosang

Failed Ice Skating

it was snowing for the past few days. you were trying to go get groceries, only for you to slip on the apartment building steps. yeosang came up at the right time to catch you before you fell

Choi San

Drunken Mistakes

woosan was drinking to relieve stress from all the work they’ve been doing. they both saw you walking past and wooyoung bet san to holler at you. he did it in korean because he thought you wouldn’t understand him

Song Mingi

Spinning Carousel

you were solo traveling to south korea. you decided to spend the day at lotte world. mingi and woosan was there trying to take a photo. you walked by and mingi asked if you’d take the pic for him.

Jung Wooyoung

Fake Love

you was at a bar to relax after a rough week you just when through. an abusive ex showed up and tried to talk to you so you run up to wooyoung hugging him and whispered for him to help you by pretending to be your boyfriend so your ex will leave you alone.

Choi Jongho

Dancing into the Frame

you’re a popular influencer. you’re a choreographer and do kpop dance covers. for the past few months any picture or video you take in public the same man shows up in all of them. you finally meet him when you’re hired to help ateez make choreography for their new song.

Bahng Christopher Chan

Universe in Your Eyes

you was on the way back to your hotel after a stray kids concert. you was singing off key to youtiful as you parked your car. you heard laughing and turned to see bangchan smiling at you

Lee Minho

Passionate Tempo

you moved to a different city. it took you awhile to find a new dance studio. when you found it, the first group dance was done in pairs. you are paired up with lee know

Seo Changbin

Charred Cookies

it was five minutes until changbin could get off work. he was unfortunately called to your apartment complex because you accidentally set of them fire alarm. your cat ran out so you went looking for him while you had cookies in the oven

Hwang Hyunjin

Broken Canvas

you entered one of your art pieces into an art gallery. a handsome man was staring almost glaring at your piece. you asked his thoughts on it and he rips your hopes to shreds before looking at you seeing your face fall

Han Jisung

Blooming Background Love

both you and han won chances to be in some up and coming comedy movie as extras. you guys clicked immediately after you both did the same silent skits in the background without even speaking

Lee Yongbok

Flashing Lights and Radio Silence

you are a popular youtuber who originally did on the street interviews but you get invited to the louis vuitton 2023 pre-fall show to interview the celebrities there and you get to interview Felix

Kim Seungmin

Midnight Nuisance at the Checkout

seungmin was grocery shopping for the dorm while teacher!reader was getting supplies for her classroom. both of them end up in a the same and only line with a karen

Yang Jeongin

Cooking Up Love

you debuted in a co-ed group the same time as stray kids. you and i.n have been shipped since debut. both of your companies put you both on a cooking variety show for fan service and exposure

Goo Gunil

Waltz into My Heart

you signed up for a beginner ballroom class to surprise your brother taehyung. you get paired up with a handsome man who can’t dance and took the class to be able to impress his future partner

Kim Jungsu

Quiet Home

your second home was a library that was near the local college that jungsu goes to. he has a class project he has to get done. he assumes you work there since you was putting up a stack of books. you tell him you don’t work there but still tell him what books he needs down to the shelf and the placement it should be.

Kwak Jiseok

Cotton Candy Pang Pang

you’re new to south korea and your roommate thought it would be a good idea to go to wolmido to ride disco pang pang to get you a man. the operator made you go running into a beautiful korean man with cotton candy colored hair.

Oh Seungmin

Library Project

o.de was studying at the campus library when you sat at the same table as him. he noticed you pulled out the exact same project he was doing. he gets the courage to ask if you’d like to work together

Han Hyungjun

Forgotten in the Changing Room

you and your „friends“ went shopping. you and a couple others from the group were trying on clothes. while you was changing into an outfit they left forgetting that you was there. when you stepped out of the changing room instead of your friends sitting there it was someone else. junhan was waiting for jooyeon to get out and when he did get out they both hyped you and your outfit up

Lee Jooyeon

Misunderstanding

jooyeon was trying to surprise gaon by covering his eyes only for it to not be him but a new debutee who had the same hair color as gaon for this comeback

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

[Little New Year’s skit for the Bloodmoon adoption]

The family has set up a little New Year’s party for the five of them (twins having been formally adopted at this point) complete with sparklers, mock tails, plenty of cookies (some made with blood for the twins) and all that fun jazz

The twins have recently gotten new legs, courtesy of the father managing to convince his job to let him help them, & the child in the family is just playing with the twins. Suddenly, a firework goes off, spooking the twins.

Within a second, the family is looking all over the house for the twins, the mother even runs outside to search for them in the backyard, knowing they’ve made a few dens in the backyard.

As the child searches upstairs, they are you going into their bedroom by the twins, who quickly retreat under their bed. The child notices the terrified expression on their face, and begins trying to comfort the twins, hugging them, petting them, pulling some blankets and pillows off the bed, so the twins can feel more secure, and giving them one of the child’s weighted stuffed animals, trying to calm the twins down as more fireworks go off.

They would absolutely hide under the bed. It’s the best place to cower in fear. They use the blankets to bundle themselves up in to help muffle the sound and just end up a pile of blankets

They definitely need some like sound canceling headphones to handle loud noises like that. Poor babies get overwhelmed so easily :(

[rintsuten]

A little skit about Remus and Teddy's mornings in my au. I was writing and I thought it was a cute moment so I share it

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The sound of awakening filled Remus' room.

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/7:00 am/

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He had a schedule that he followed, or at least tried to, every day. And his days started at 7:00, an hour before Teddy woke up.

He lazily got up from his old but comfortable bed heading for the shower, he couldn't really be considered a person until he had his daily shower and coffee.

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/7:50 a.m./

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He had taken extra time in the bathroom this day. His bones still ached from last night and once he collapsed in the bathtub it was impossible to get up until considerable time had passed.

When he was able to get up and finish the bath he quickly knew that he was running late and that today was not going to be a good day.

He walked slowly shuffling his feet all the way to the coffee pot until he realized the kitchen wasn't tidy, he remembered that before he had to drop Teddy off at the Weasleys the boy had craved some chip cookies of chocolate. Cookies that he had bought her the day before but on a whim before the full moon he had devoured by himself.

He also remembered Teddy's disappointed face when he didn't find his cookies, and how guilty and bad father he felt about it.

They ended up making the homemade cookies that Hope made for her in her childhood days after the full moon as her method of making up for not being there. His mother was not to blame, Remus knew that since he was a child, but his 5-year-old self was not stupid so he ate them with his mother in the fireplace while they hugged every day after full moon.

He loved that recipe and so did Teddy.

What neither he nor Teddy loved so much was picking up the mess they made every time he took to cooking father and son together. Yesterday he had the excuse that he was late at Molly's so he didn't bother to pick her up.

He was now suffering the consequences of her actions.

"By Merlin Remus, you're a 26-year-old adult, show a little responsibility. You eat your son's cookies and to make it up to him you make a mess in the kitchen and move past him leaving the problem to Future Remus. Well guess what, you're Remus from the future and now this is probably yours, you have to…” As Remus mentally scolded himself, what he knew would happen happened. He had spent 5 years in a row and today would not be the day that would change.

Teddy woke up crying from a nightmare.

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/8:00 am/

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Like every morning since he was born, at exactly 8:00 Teddy woke up from a nightmare and cried until Remus came to his room and calmed him down.

Remus didn't know that he spent every night in his little girl's dreams, he couldn't get much information between Teddy's sobs.

When he stopped and calmed down he didn't want to talk and the slightest mention of his nightmare made him cry again.

He didn't talk in his sleep, he knew, as Remus had tried to stay in the boy's room all night in case he said anything that would give him any hint of what happened to him.

He couldn't afford a Muggle psychologist either, the librarian's salary wasn't enough to support him and his son, he definitely couldn't add extras.

At least this year he had gotten Teddy to sleep only in his room and not in Remus's bed, that was progress.

"Teddy darling don't cry daddy is here" At the voice of the eldest, the 5 year old boy stopped crying to look at him with teary eyes, these views broke Remus' heart every morning.

"Daddy?"

"Yes, little one, it's me, here I am, don't worry, it was just a bad dream" Remus extended his arms towards Teddy, who without hesitation rushed towards his father, he picked him up and stroked his little head.

After a few minutes of silence and hugs, Teddy stopped crying, returning to being the happy boy he was for the rest of the day.

"Yesterday I was very worried, I thought I would have to sleep over at Mrs. Weasley's house" Remus had been moving down the hall with Teddy in his arms and now while they were in the kitchen, Teddy sitting on the counter and Remus preparing breakfast more specifically, the little boy began to converse.

"I don't know what's wrong with Molly, she takes care of you every full moon and she has 7 children, I think she knows how to take care of unruly children. The little one is even your age, you can play with her"

"Ron wets the bed," Teddy mentioned. Remus spit out all the coffee that had just been made and started laughing, not expecting that comment. "Daddy you're supposed to clean the kitchen, not make it any more dirty. Mrs. Weasley gets mad when you make a mess of everything."

"I have? This, buddy" Remus pointed to the kitchen "It was our doing, in the plural. I don't know why I'm telling you this, you don't even know what plural is. The thing is, it's as much my fault as yours, no one is safe here to clean"

The doorbell suddenly rang.

"I'm sure it's Mrs. Weasley coming to punish you for being such a mess as an adult."

[nightmyst14-blog]

Dads Meeting Au Pt 3

Wow, you guys really like this series. Welp, time for another. Sorry I havent posted in a bit. I'm changing the colors a bit.

Keep in mind, I don't know everything about the characters, so most is my perspective of them and personal headcanons. If I get something wrong, be nice and let me know.

Loid: okay.. Who goes first?

Almond: Hm, i'll start. Well, I have two daughters. 9 year old daughter named Walnut, and a 10 year old named Cream Puff. They are my pride and joy.

Aizawa" Emotionally, I have adopted my whole class.

Namami:.... Is it?

Aizawa: Tiring, yes. But I can't help but love them. but, I have a 7 yr old daughter named Eri and a 16 yr old son named Shinsou legally. I have no biological children.

Nanami: I treat my students like my children.

Loid: I already know. There's a catch is there?

Almond: Maybe?

Nanami: ....they also hunt demons, and one has a demon living inside him.

Almond, Aizawa, and Loid: ...........WHAT!?

[haleyhalcyon]

How to write a You Don’t Know Jack-style trivia question

by Haley Walker, the head writer of Salty Trivia with Candy Barre, a YDKJ fangame

The anatomy of a YDKJ question

As the tagline says, YDKJ is where “high culture and pop culture collide”. A good YDKJ question is first and foremost a soft trivia question that most people can reasonably confidently expect to guess. It also has a little pop culture coating around it, like the hard candy shell on a Tootsie Pop.

The “pop culture” bit could be references to movies, video games, music, memes, or TV shows (or their modern equivalent, online streaming service originals). It could even just be a stupid pun.

Asstronomy How many Earths could you stuff into the volume of Uranus before it just couldn’t take any more? A. 6 B. 63 C. 630 D. 6300 —YDKJ2011 E1 Q1

Oh, and of course, official YDKJ questions have a lot of fart jokes in them.

High-to-Pop Balance

The questions should be fully understandable with cursory knowledge of the reference in question. For example, someone who has only kind of heard the name “Paul Rudd” in passing could get all the questions right in YDKJ2015’s Paul Rudd episode. In fact, none of the questions ask anything about Paul Rudd.

Let There Be Rudd If Paul Rudd’s real first name were like Paul the Apostle’s original first name, what would he be called? A. Raul Rudd B. Saul Rudd C. Gaul Rudd D. Simon Rudd —YDKJ2015 “Paul Rudd Episode” Q4

Be careful, though, to make the pop culture reference clear enough, without sacrificing the understandability of the trivia question underneath it.

The ideal YDKJ question is a Tootsie Pop, with a soft trivia center inside a hard pop culture shell. When there’s too much lollipop, it’s too much effort to get to the tootsie roll center. Too little lollipop, it’s just a tootsie roll on a stick.

Examples

Let’s review some fanmade YDKJ questions.

This is a well-balanced question.

Moderating’s Hard Say you were spamming in a server. Mostly what were you caught doing? A. posting multiple chicken pics at once B. starting beef with others C. slapping someone with a large fish D. not shutting up about pork

The high culture layer is what kind of meat Hormel’s luncheon meat Spam is made of, and the pop culture layer is the act of spamming that the Monty Python skit gave name to.

This is a question with too much pop culture.

Mythic Baked Liquids Guess what Pastry's Skill Quote this rhymes with In test, Delight of Denise. 1: You are able to control all water and have a Crush on the Moon. 2: You want your Enemies to WITNESS something. 3: Perhaps something about the SEAS?

This question is all pop culture, and requires more than a cursory knowledge of what "Pastry's Skill Quote" is. (The question writer then clarified that it's supposed to be some kind of thing from Cookie Run, but that doesn't explain anything and doesn't cause us to be able to guess that the right answer is "Witness the might of the seas", and that’s kind of the point of why this question is so unbalanced.)

I would raise an example of a question with too much high culture, but ample of them are already in Jeopardy!, so I won’t harp on about it.

Pitfalls

Some sources are not very reliable, including Wikipedia, but there are a lot of other places that are less reputable.

Names of phobias come up in fanmade YDKJ questions quite often, but the vast majority of them are invented by some random person with a less than stellar understanding of Greek and Latin. If you can find it in Wikipedia’s list of phobia names that aren’t in the “Jocular and fictional phobias” section, it’s safe to use. Otherwise, if you can’t find a medical paper that uses that name, it’s wise to discard it.

Terms of venery are another iffy subject. Aside from the very famous “flock of birds” (but “murder of crows”), “pack of dogs/wolves”, “herd of cows/horses”, “pride of big cats”, and “school of fish”, you should generally shy away from them.

Writing patterns

There are some common pitfalls that a YDKJ question can fall into, most of which arise from the wording not being clear enough. Here are some phrases to mitigate the issues.

“Which of these [things] is the MOST/LEAST likely”

This pattern is used when there are multiple correct answers, or the options all apply to a different degree. It is also used to signal that it’s a matter of opinion or simple wordplay.

“Based on [criterion]” or “Because [criterion]”

This pattern is used to clarify why. I will show you a bad YDKJ question for a change.

Pixar Movies Make Me Gassy If I wanted to reenact the movie Up, what would I definitely not want to attach to my house? A. hydrogen balloons B. helium balloons C. carbon dioxide balloons D. ammonia balloons —YDKJ2011 E25 Q6

The intended answer was C. carbon dioxide balloons, because it was the only one of the three had a lower density than air at room temperature. However, you wouldn’t want to attach the rest of them to your house for various reasons: Hydrogen and ammonia are both hazardous to handle because they are flammable, while we are running out of helium, so they would be very expensive to use. This is not even to mention that ammonia has a very strong odor. (Did I mention YDKJ has a lot of fart jokes?)

Adding the phrase “Based on” to the question, I can rewrite the question to clarify why Cookie would definitely not want to attach to his house:

Hydrogen: Because it is the most flammable, what would I...

Helium: Based on the price, what would I...

Carbon Dioxide: Based on its density, what would I...

Ammonia: Based on the level of health hazard, what would I...

“If/Say/Suppose [premise]. [question]?”

This pattern is used to introduce a premise that too complex to be woven into the question itself. If you need multiple sentences to introduce the premise of the question, even after the little rant Cookie sometimes does before the questions, you may want to reword the question, work on it some more, or scrap it.

[thunder-jolt]

Here are some (Lore-wise yet Out-Of-Context) skits for Red Sugar Cookie's Upcoming story...

Skit #1: Running from your past enemies...

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Red Nougat Cookie: AAHHHHHH! AUUUHHHH! AUGH!

Gold Icing Cookie: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

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Skit #2: No ones hates you other than yourself...

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Gold Icing Cookie: And just remember: No one will be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself...

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Skit #3: Begging...

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Red Nougat Cookie, trying to prevent things that can come back to bite him in the ass and trying to prevent things that can harm Red Sugar Cookie: *praying* Please Millennial Tree Cookie, just let me have ONE GOOD DAY?

Millennial Tree Cookie: Oh dear, you again? Give it a rest, Red Nougat Cookie...

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Skit #4: That's my wife!

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Black Lace Cookie: *being a badass on the battlefield*

Red Nougat Cookie: That's my wife!

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Skit #5: But they didn't...

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Red Nougat Cookie, disappointed: The Witches should've left you in that golden castle where you crumbled...

Gold Icing Cookie, smug: ... But they didn't.

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Skit #6: Like a good neighbor...

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Red Nougat Cookie, in front of a broken item, like a car or a gadget: *sing-song tone* Like a good neighbor, Allstate is there.

Snickerdoodle Cookie: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU DEMON!? YOU GOING TO BUY A BICYCLE?!

Red Nougat Cookie: You're not going to help me?

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Skit #7: Snake in the kitchen...

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Red Sugar Cookie: I have an idea! Imagine this but-

Black Lace Cookie: WHAT THE FUCK!

Red Sugar Cookie: *runs out of her room* OH MY GOD A SNAKE!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[roseonthewindow]

For people fussing about AI art

you are aware I can literally see your ddosing my blog here's is a shit stick up your but about the only Sophia I founds other images...

The digital circus littleraly did a full skit on AI art using AI art they also used AI accepts in character creation.

The Gatcha cookie run like most asian gatchas today is using AI created characters too...In fact they still have the "Build a cookie" AI art generator they designed for the game. There are only two studios I know of who are actually using actual character creation teams in regards to Gatcha games.

Do you still want to play stupid games? If so I am going to have to request you go elsewhere as I do not have time or energy to humor you more than myself.