Wade Wilson has long come to expect the unexpected. He's still not prepared for Spidey to go "hey, Wade? You crossdress sometimes, right?" in the most shy, innocent tone of voice.
Just found out that they cast Timothy Olyphant as Hephaestus in the Percy Jackson series. It's not as on point as Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus, but I'm into it.
This comparison has been living in my brain for months:
A humorous Roman tombstone from the 1st-2nd century CE:
Translated, the text reads:
Calidius Eroticus made this for himself and Fannia Voluptas while still alive.
– Innkeeper! Let’s work out the bill!
– You’ve had a sextarius of wine, and bread for one as. Stew, two asses.
– Okay.
– The girl, eight asses.
– That’s okay too.
– Hay for the mule, two asses.
– The damn mule will bankrupt me!
Astarion having such a high lockpicking proficiency is so funny to me, like. What's he doing? Picking locks on the houses he can't enter without an invitation?