Webz: Merry Christmas guys!
Cletus: *shove* FUCK CHRISTMAS! I GOT MATCHING BRACELETS WITH MY BITCH!
Webz: ...you wouldn't have gotten that if it wasn't Christmas
Cletus: Woah! I didn't ask for a lecture. Now how do I get this on, Blue.
Webz: *takes bracelet and slides it on BECAUSE ITS EASY TO JUST PUT YOUR HAND THROUGH IT*
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'i'll be home for christmas' masterlist
Pairing: (Hallmark) Joel Miller x f!reader
Summary: Having just caught your fiancé cheating on you, you decide to come back home from the big city to Austin for the month of December to try to figure out your next step. You had no idea you would be getting more than you bargained for with the handsome single dad who built your parents' house.
Chapter Warnings: no outbreak, modern day but Joel is 40, language, fluff, flirting, explicit smut (18+MDNI), (somewhat) unprotected piv sex, oral (f receiving), soft!joel, hallmark tropes up the wazoo, mentions of infidelity, mentions of divorce, angst (but happy ending), hurt/comfort, reader's sister is pregnant (any additional warnings will be listed in each chapter)
Status: complete (but one-shots updated sporadically)
A/N: this is my take on a cheesy, fluffy, soft, smutty, Joel Miller Hallmark Christmas movie. It's just sweet and silly and makes me smile, and I hope it does the same for you.
Main:
⛸️Part One
🎻Part Two
✈️Part Three
One-shots:
🥂something only you can give
❤️weekend getaway
🍼saturday
🍺dad jokes
🏠home
🎂birthday wishes posting 9/26
lovely dividers by @saradika-graphics
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I'm meant to be doing like a zillion other things but my nervous system finally decided to shut down over various holiday related stressors (as is tradition) so have some Elrond sketches (plus teeny Arwen) i did to help soothe myself lol
🎄 merry crisis or whatever 🎄
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Michael and David at the Lapland UK Christmas Entertainment Centre. Love that these pics look like a Christmas card...
(Pics via VK DT Asylum.)
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