#cousin Eddie

[bettyfrommars]

Watching Christmas Vacation for the millionth time and thinking about Eddie as a sexy Cousin Eddie who rolls up in his RV to Steve’s house who has gone full Clark Griswold for the season.

[floridaboiler]

[tattoorue]

[through-broken-eyes]

It’s a little late but my mom got my sister and I matching Cousin Eddie jerseys from national lampoons Christmas vacation for our Christmas gifts and I’m slightly obsessed 😂

[mizworldofrandom]

[somedayonbroadway]

The Annual Christmas Party 2023

A sequel to the Halloween Party, where Jack forces everyone to dress up as Christmas Characters.

Jack Kelly — Santa Claus

Jack loves Christmas. He always has some sort of bug entrance to his own party and he has spiked eggnog and hot chocolate for everyone. He’s nervous because Davey is coming for the first time and he wants to impress him.

Years previous: The Grinch, Clark Griswold, Scrooge

Racetrack Higgins — Cousin Eddie

Race comes dressed as Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation, not only because he thinks he’s hilarious, but also because he wants to look sexy for Spot. Jack does not appreciate it. He also doesn’t know where Race got this dog from.

Years Previous: Buddy the Elf, Linus Van Pelt, Jack Frost

David Jacob’s — The Polar Express Conductor

Davey is trying to fit in. Jack tells him not to dress up, especially because Davey is Jewish, but Davey likes Jack so he watches one of Jack’s favorite Christmas movies and dresses up as a character from that. Jack tells him he loves him.

Years Previous: N/A this is his first one

Spot Conlon — John McClane

Spot always dresses as the same character because he thinks he’s a badass and he always greet everyone by saying “Welcome to the party, pal,” very casually.

Years Previous: John McClane, John McClane, John McClane

Katherine Plumber — Hear Miser

Katherine and Sarah come as the Misers but glammed up and dating instead of related because they can. Katherine and Sarah spend most of the night in a bedroom. Their makeup is a mess when they re-emerge

Years Previous: Rudolph, Cindy Lou Who, Jodie from Elf

Sarah Jacobs — Snow Miser

A true snow Queen, she forces David to get closer to Jack at the party, when she’s not obsessing over Katherine.

Years Previous: Yukon Cornelious, A Candy Cane, Ghost of Christmas Present

Crutchie Morris — Hermey

Charlie is in a wheelchair this Christmas and goes dressed as a misfit elf and ends up having the time of his life.

Years Previous: Max The Dog, Jack Skellington, Lanny from Prep and Landing,

Albert — A Christmas Tree

Al is always very clever with his costumes and this year, he accidentally professes his love to Race even though Race has a massive crush on Spot.

Years Precious: Pink Bunny Suit Ralphie, Frosty the Snowman, Charlie Brown

[judedeluca]

When Red Hood drops by Titans Tower for the big Christmas party

Arsenal: Can I get you some more eggnog, Jason? Something to eat? Arsenal: Drive you off in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Red Hood: Nah I'm doing just fine Roy.

[whitecappslll]

during the holiday season, we are reminded why we see certain relatives only once a year..

'Shitters full'

[docgregith]

Shitters Full

[johnschneiderblog]

"That there's an RV"

"It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it? ...But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month." - Cousin Eddie, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."

Say hello to our new deer camp digs. This trailer, which I bought a couple of weeks ago off Facebook Marketplace, will replace the smaller, older one my sons and I have been using for the past eight years or so.

Next year grandson Colin will turn 12 - the age of majority for deer campers - and we just may require a little expansion.

I''ll haul it up to camp next spring. Meanwhile, it's moored in our backyard while I perform a little TLC on it.

Sharon assures me she's in no danger of falling in love with it.

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

So I see they're referring to it as Xitter now

So I give you a little something I tossed together in Photoshop just now. Feel free to share it.

[mannytoodope]

Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?

 Clark: Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside.

CousinEddie: No, your bun. Light or dark?

Clark:Oh. Either way, it doesn't matter.

Cousin Eddie: Mm-mm-mm, I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself. I like it better than Tuna Helper myself. Don't you, Clark?

Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. There's no meat in this?

Ellen: You get plenty of meat at home

Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best!

[gaycrouton]

Shitter was full! Happy Halloween 🎃

[obessedwithfictionalmen]

Daniel looking like Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's vacation. It lives in my head rent free

[kennysmoviepage]

In Holiday movies we have the main characters that sleigh us, but whom are the Holiday side kicks that make the story even better.

[fandomohana]

Still catching up on AEW, and when everyone chanted Eddie, as Kingston, Ruby Soho, and Ortiz came out to help Dante Martin, all I could think was, we love our Eddies! Cousin, Kingston, and Munson. 💙🥰