#creachure

[notahorseindisguise]

gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.

[ultrapeachyking]

You woke them up from their nap

[captainofthenautilus]

y’all. check out the cake i made for my gf’s birthday

they keep blonde rubber ducky isopods so i decided to make their cake into one!

it’s a lemon pound cake with lemon glaze, m&ms for the eyes, and spaghetti noodles for the legs and antennae.

[zepeppeli]

Girlboss?? No! Girl✨moss✨

Shoutout to all those witchy folk out there who look like they rule the bogs and eat sleep and breathe the color green. You all are fantastic keep up the good work, you wonderful cryptids you!

[plushie-diagnosis]

could i get my son Quirrel diagnosed please ? i got him today and i love him dearly

Name: Quirrel

Skill: sewing with needles and thread so much bigger than him

Quote: "it's a lot of fun. I make really big sweaters n stuff!!!"

[naycelium]

Love this animal, the Yossy.. 🥚

[shaiatka]

Revenge on SimplyTemonade

[psyxxchic]

// Follow up to this post talking about Belle and her creachures, I just wanted a list somewhere of fucked up little guys she's been making lately

Extremely and disturbingly symmetrical quails, to the point where they've surpassed uncanny valley. Their eggs are perfectly spherical and she refuses to eat them because they freak her out a little

Quails who have predator eyes (she did not plan this)

Quails who lay candy-colored eggs that are regular quail eggs and taste fine and aren't poison but are like pink and blue and bright yellow and lime green

Bioluminescent quail that accidentally got a little too much bioluminescence and is now basically a night light that never turns off (she feels immense solidarity with this one)

Giant Quail named The General who is at this point approximately a foot and a half tall and lays proportionate eggs and is aggressively territorial for a quail, but otherwise is totally fine and normal she promises

Pebis the tiny fleshless flying meatball monster, he's about the size of a golf ball

A very very very small horse that she's going to surprise Highway with as an aquarium pet once she figures out what it eats

She didn't originally create Vincent the Jerboa but she did alter his DNA and cells and gave him a piece of her soul so that he'd be immortal. He lives with Antoine nowadays

Experimenting with various farmable creatures that would be suitable for Tolya's people, with a primary focus on domesticity and meat production with further usable byproducts (leathers/hide, dense bones, milk, etc)

Also considering some sort of shellfish situation to that end too

[skelenby]

just a little guy!

[oddogoblino]

A FLUFFE CREECHUR FOR YE TO NAME

OOOOOH MY GGOODNDESSS I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH THIS ONEE Okay okay time to try and make a seriousish name bc this has my brain absolutely squished and squeezed rn /pos

Behold, the Tri-Horned Spinkuu. Also known as the false deer or the mimicorn.

Hope it's okay I make up some info for this creachure.

They are currently the last known, closest thing to a unicorn. They're usually found around swamps and other heavily forested bodies of water, their fur adapting to camouflage with the darkish terrain.

They're not direct descendants of unicorns (as obvious from their hooves) but are more like a mimic of the species. They've evolved to be more focused around being harder for predators to bite into, move faster, and swim better. Their fur is incredibly thick while being incredibly water resistant, though they don't have their special fur quirks when they're young and small.

Adults tend to carry their young on their back when moving through swamp water as to prevent their young from falling ill due to how hard it is to dry once they're wet.

[wobblywurm]

EEEEEE THIS IS CASHEW MY NEW BABY BIRBY! HE WILL BE HOME IN A FEW WEEKS AND IM SO SO SCREEEEEEEJGJDJANFNGNN

[blackholeca]

*dilates my eyes at you*

[stumpmoss]

I would like to share, for your consideration, the creachure

[zepeppeli]

I wish I was a turtle

Or perhaps a shark

[nicogotchi2]

Its my blog finally. I'm going to have good tastes and funny haha moments maybe

[justintaco]