#creature interaction

[aventurineswife]

You’ve probably gotten plenty of asks starting with “Hear me out,” but like, hear me out. 😆

Reader and one (or more) of the Stellaron Hunters trying to give Sesame Cake a bath.

As you can imagine, it probably goes very poorly. 🤣

(Also, I think I saw a post while scrolling calling Sesame Cake one of those orange cats. At the very least, Sesame certainly looks like he has the brain cell of an orange! Absolutely nothing behind those eyes. 😂)

A Cake-Cat’s Revolution

Summary: You and Kafka engage in a light-hearted experiment with an eccentric creature known as Shader Cat, a hybrid of a cat and a cake. After attempting to bathe the creature, it escapes and causes a bit of chaos, eventually settling in Kafka's lap.

Tags: Kafka x Reader, Humor, Whimsy, Mischief, Absurdity, Lighthearted, Surreal, Creature Interaction, Unpredictability.

The room was dimly lit, casting long shadows across the plush sofa where Kafka lounged, looking every bit the epitome of cool detachment and calculated elegance. She leaned back against a set of cushions, arms crossed, the dark pince-nez perched playfully atop her head, her hair cascading into a messy ponytail. Meanwhile, you stood before her, holding the enigmatic purple creature known as Shader Cat — a whimsical combination of a cat and a cake, with its spider-web patterns and sunglasses.

"Why are we doing this, again?" Kafka inquired, a slight air of bemusement tinging her otherwise smooth voice.

You cleared your throat, attempting to keep the situation under control. "I thought it might be… fun?" you said, though the conviction in your voice sounded more like a question than a statement.

Kafka raised an eyebrow, her dark eyes scanning the bundle of confusion in your arms. "Fun," she echoed, and you noticed the slight curl of a smile playing at the corners of her lips. "I suppose it might be an interesting test of patience."

With a deep breath, you gently set Shader Cat down in the bathtub. The creature blinked lazily, large eyes staring blankly up at the overhead showerhead. Its tail flicked once, then settled back into an inert state.

"Alright," you said, adopting a tone of forced optimism, "Let’s start with some warm water. A bath always does wonders for the stress."

Kafka leaned back further, crossing one ankle over the other. "I’m intrigued," she said, "Let’s see how long it takes before it starts plotting a rebellion against us."

You turned on the tap, adjusting the temperature of the water. Meanwhile, Kafka watched with detached interest, sipping an invisible drink that existed only in the aura of her calm demeanor. You carefully stepped aside to grab some soap and shampoo, leaving Shader Cat to its own devices — or, so you thought.

It was just as you reached for the shampoo that you heard a soft rustle behind you. When you turned back, the air seemed to shift, and you found yourself facing a small, purple blur. Shader Cat had apparently decided to make a break for it, its striped tail whipping wildly as it hopped out of the tub in a clumsy rush.

"Oh, no," you said, half-amused and half-worried, as the creature skittered towards the living room, narrowly avoiding the coffee table.

Kafka watched in bemusement, the glassy look in her eyes shifting slightly. "I believe it’s… escaping," she observed.

"I noticed," you said, as Shader Cat continued its flight, careening into the couch, then under a nearby armchair.

You scrambled to catch it, but it was surprisingly fast for a cake-cat hybrid. "Come back, Shader Cat," you pleaded, but it seemed intent on proving just how little interest it had in the bath.

"Remarkable," Kafka said dryly, watching with a hint of amusement in her eyes. "It seems quite… defiant for a dessert-like creature."

"Yeah, it really does," you said, a slight tinge of frustration creeping into your voice. "I didn’t know they could move that fast!"

Suddenly, the creature paused for a moment, as if considering its next move. With a sudden leap, it pounced onto the couch — right onto Kafka’s lap.

Kafka’s face remained a mask of calm, but you could detect the slightest twitch of surprise in her eyes. The Shader Cat settled down, curling up in her lap, the sunglasses slightly askew, as if it was making a statement.

"Well," Kafka said, looking down at the cat, "It seems to have found its new resting place."

You could only nod, a mixture of amusement and disbelief settling in. "I… I think that’s probably the best it’s going to get," you said, still holding back a chuckle.

Kafka reached out to pet Shader Cat’s top, and the creature gave a small, nonchalant purr — or, rather, an effort to emit a sound that might be construed as a purr.

"It’s… oddly charming," Kafka said, half-rolling her eyes. "Almost like it has no idea of what’s happening in the universe — or, perhaps, it just doesn’t care."

You nodded, finally able to accept the situation. "Yeah," you said, letting out a soft laugh, "That’s probably a good way to put it."

Kafka leaned back into the couch, Shader Cat still comfortably nestled in her lap. "I must say," she said, a hint of amusement in her voice, "You were right. This was certainly… interesting."

"I’ll take that as a win," you replied, relieved that the mishap was finally over.

As the two of you sat there, watching the peculiar creature bask in its unexpected triumph, you couldn’t help but think that perhaps, in the most Kafkaesque way, everything had turned out perfectly after all.

[poisoned-peppermint]

A well deserved break

Vanilla painting Minty's nails because she deserves a moment of peace

@mintythecup It's too late I care for your little creature and nothing will stop me

[cobys-trans-agenda]

1 billion notes and i free him

[bugboi-connor]

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

[toasterkoi]

I thought it would be funny if Sonic and Shadow had triplets like Shrek 4

[meaniezucchini]

the living island

thinking about designing more ocean beasts for the game

[sunnibits]

so how about part 41 huh

[haxo-wolfie]

a sapphic couple and their weird ass stray they plucked off the street

[raptorwozhere]

i made a thing

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Fish want him women fear him

[g1r0b0t]

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[lcs-scar]

Same anon as before! Thank you for responding!! I would love to see your doodles for these boys I can’t wait!! But I have a request in mind!

Do you think you could draw The Eltingville Club in certain sketches or just them meeting their past and/or future selves?

Thank you for responding and have an amazing day/night!!! 💗💓💞💕💖💖💘🩷

Aaaaah!! Sweet anon from before!! Hi hello!! :D💕💕

This request took me a bit since I wasn't sure how I'd make them interact with their epilogue self (I only have one joke idea, maybe drawing that soon), but I then remembered the "past" selves bit, and immediately thought of the drawing idea I did here for Jerry, and then everything came naturally.

It was quite fun to think and come up with their design, it's also sweet to think about what could have been...

[darkfictionjude]

Total wordcount: 630, 489k

Four side quests

Playdate (?)

Find out a secret

Perhaps rekindle an old friendship, a new love (or not)

Break a leg finger

A cozy rainy night at home

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Now this time there is a lot of typos because I've been very busy and those will be fixed at a later date but do send me any coding issues :)

P.s. Reblogging helps a lot

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[polturn]

Todays scribblings

[milkybunnybow]

Jellyfish regression things pleaseee??

⋅˚₊‧ 𝓙𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 ଳ 𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓻 ‧₊˚ ⋅

soft like seafoam, floaty like bubbles, gentle like moonlight under water…

🫧 loves transparent or iridescent things (like glitter slime!)

🫧 often forgets how to speak, just makes tiny hums or bubbles

🫧 loves being rocked or gently swayed while cuddled

🫧 Very sensitive to loud sounds and bright lights

🫧 Loves calm music and bubble sounds

🫧 Obsessed with squishy toys and stress balls

🫧 Often feels like they drift away mentally and need grounding

🫧 Loves deep sea documentaries or jellyfish tanks to calm down

🫧 Constantly swaying or wiggling without realizing it

🫧 Bouncing in place when excited like a lil bobble :3

🫧 Taking long baths and pretending you're in the ocean

🫧 May feel unseen, but still beautiful, glowing in their own quiet way

soft n squishy… fragile but magical…🫧🌸

baby jellyfish regressors deserve the calmest waters 🪼💤

[mellohiizz]

hey are reqs open as ive seen some of them being answered.... if they are can please have an uhhh glitchduo (ash and squiddo) maybe.... if u can....

i do accepts reqs!! ^_^ if you want me to draw something, my inbox is open<3

here you go, dear anon! it's a little bit rushed, but i did my best!