#creepy baby lookin ass

[megafunk]

If anyone cares, this is what my pfp is(for now, will probably change it once i get around to properly cropping something better)

It's my girlie Renesmee the creepy baby from Twilight! I had way too much fun watching those movies tbh... Team Jasper and Team Emmett baybeee

[toxicanonymity]

on your back (personal trainer)

2.4k / dark!joel miller x reader / joel master list

can read alone, or pt 1: chest press

WARNINGS: perverted Joel, gaslighting / manipulation, groping, dry humping, coming in pants, dubcon P in V, TW body commentary, reader's breasts can bounce, SA (groping), high pressure. Joel has his own private gym. Thx @dark-scape and @missannwinchester for foam roller, protein shake, & sports bra ideas.

When you were done, he murmured, “on your back now.” He instructed you in how to bridge your hips.  “Better for your glutes than squats,”  he said and kneeled at your feet.  You were self conscious to be thrusting as he watched.  His eyes followed your hips as they went up and down.  He got between your knees and planked over you.   “Up until your hips hit mine.”

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One time, Joel was shamelessly watching your body on the treadmill as usual and asked, “you're not doin' extra cardio, are ya?”

You hesitated, “Uh-” 

His brow furrowed.  “Don’t wanna lose your tits.”�� His eyes fell to your chest again.  You followed his gaze and became very aware of the bounce. You needed a more restrictive sports bra.

You pressed the button to slow your pace. “That’s enough today,” he said. “Just lookin’ out for ya.”  

You stepped down off the treadmill and he muttered, “Gotta have the right support, too. C’mere.”  He slid his hands in through the neckline of your dry fit shirt and hooked his fingers under the straps of your sports bra. 

He tugged the straps up and watched your breasts swell.  Then he dropped them.  He lifted your breasts with his palms, bit his lip, and took a deep breath. You didn’t say or do anything.  It was creepy but also nice having them touched.  He got behind you and cupped a breast in each hand, lifting them.   His cock twitched against you.  “Fuck,” he whispered. He gave them one last squeeze and mumbled, “not bad.”

He picked up his protein shake from the floor of the cardio room.  "Gotta get enough protein if ya wanna build muscle.” He tilted his head and looked at you hornily.  He held the  blender bottle down in front of his crotch and angled it outward then shook to mix it up.  He took a deep breath and kept shaking it, and adjusted himself with his other hand.  

“Try it,” he said, then handed you the bottle. 

-

One day when you were sore, he showed you how to use a foam roller. He held it steady on the gym mat and helped you position yourself on top of it, cupping an ass cheek to guide you with his other hand.  He positioned the roller under your thighs to start off with.  He straddled your legs and held your hips then rolled you down toward him until the foam cylinder was at the small of your back and your loins were nearly aligned.  

He adjusted his shorts, drawing your attention to the hard bulge hovering just above your upper thighs.  He lowered himself a little bit and you felt his balls come to rest where your inner thighs met.  He tilted his hips back so his arousal brushed against you.  Then he held you with his hands on your sides and rolled you toward him. Your upper back slid along the gym mat as he dragged your body toward him.  A shock of arousal buzzed through you as your loins met his hard cock.  He rolled you away then back into him.  Each time your loins met, he got harder and you got wetter.  His mouth fell open and he closed his eyes as he pulled you back into him at a slow rhythm.  His hips began to move and he pressed his hard-on into you as he pulled you in, softly grunting each time.  

He murmured, “How’s that feel, baby?” 

When you didn’t answer, he opened his eyes and pulled you closer.  Your spine was curved over the roller.  He leaned over you and put his hands to the sides of your shoulders.  He thrust against you and you gasped.  He lowered his head. “How’s the stretch?” 

"It's good."

 “We can make it deeper,” he said softly.  

You gave a small nod. 

“Good girl,” he whispered.  He sat back up and positioned himself between your thighs. “Wrap your legs around me.”  You didn’t hesitate. “Hang on tight.”   He put his hands on the mat again and used the motion of his pelvis, front and back, to roll you on the foam roller.  Each time his hardness pressed into you, you were closer to soaking through your leggings. 

“How’s that feel?” 

It was too much of his cock. “Uh, I think my back is good,” you said. 

“Good,” he whispered.  “Need ya real stretched out for me.” 

He slid his massive hand under your back and lifted gently as he slid the foam roller out from under you, then laid you down flat. You let your legs down to the floor.  

While he was still between your legs, he thumbed at the crotch of your leggings, surely as damp as you feared. “It’s natural, baby.”  He smelled then licked his thumb and added, “when we get nice and limber,” as he laid his shorts back into you.  “When we get our blood flowin’." You looked away uncomfortably.  He reassured you, "I get wet, too. i’ll show ya.” 

He leaned down and thrust his hard cock against your tingling cunt, breathing heavily, grunting, closing his eyes.  You twitched against him.  “Natural, baby.” He sped up.  His warm, stiff package pressed rhythmically into your throbbing clit until your back arched and you came.  “fuck,” he whispered, “yeah.”  Then he stopped thrusting, laid into you hard, and moaned as he pulsed against you and came in his shorts.

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One day, you did leg lifts. You laid down on your side with your head resting in your hand.  He kneeled behind your ass so you were facing away from him. One large hand rested gently on top of your hip and he put his other hand in between your calves.  

“Now lift,” he said softly and nudged your leg upward.  

He held your calf as you lifted your leg, then he slid his hand from your calf, past your knee.  “Good, now down,” he said.  He kept sliding his hand toward your torso until the side of his finger hit the apex of your thighs. 

Each time you raised your leg, he slid his hand up to your calf, and each time you lowered it, his hand slid down to your crotch.  At some point, he started to cup your pussy from behind whenever he reached your crotch.  You could hear him breathing heavier. He scooted closer and rested his other hand on your stomach as he did it.  “Other side now,” he said.  You turned around facing him and watched his eyes devour you as he did the same thing for the whole set. 

When you were done, he murmured, “on your back now.” He instructed you in how to bridge your hips.  “Better for your glutes than squats,”  he said and kneeled at your feet.  You were self conscious to be thrusting as he watched.  His eyes followed your hips as they went up and down.  He spread your knees and got between them.  Then, when you were flat on the ground, he planked over you with his hands on the gym mat and his arms straight.  

“Up until your hips hit mine.” He was still hard from the leg raises.  You felt his hardness every time you lifted your groin into his.  

Good girl,” he whispered and wet his lips.  It was far, far too easy to visualize fucking him. That time when he referenced you thinking about him and touching yourself, he was dead on.  Every time you got home, that’s what you did.  You wanted him desperately.  But it also didn’t feel right - you didn’t know if he was like this with every client or just you.  If you knew it was personal, it might not feel so dirty. 

-

The first time he invited you to into his sauna, you declined.

“Sauna’s infrared,” he told you the next time he urged you to join him. “Real good for ya.”  You heard about the benefits of infrared light, so it intrigued you.    

He led you into the small locker room of his gym.  Once the two of you were in there, he said you should take off your clothes first so the infrared light could wash over you.  He took off his shirt and sat down on a wooden bench outside the sauna.  He put his hands on his knees as you took off your shirt.  “Good girl,” he said.  "Go on,” he added, urging you to remove your bra and leggings, too.  Your ears got hot as you peeled off your sweaty bra.  He beckoned you closer to him, then hooked his fingers into your leggings and helped pull those down.  He inhaled sharply as your cunt was exposed. You tried to cover yourself.  “Shhh, it’s okay baby,” he whispered. “human body’s a beautiful thing. We’re just two bodies here.”  The low echo of his soothing voice made you wetter than you already were. 

“God damn,” he breathed.  “Lookin’ real good.”  You couldn’t fully suppress your smile at the compliment.  He shamelessly rubbed his arousal over his shorts, then stood up to take them off and you looked away.  You couldn’t help but check out his naked ass as he led you into the sauna.  He noticed this in the door’s reflection and smiled to himself.  There weren’t towels or anything, but the rosy hue was somewhat comforting.  It wasn’t too hot in there, either.   

Joel sat right down on the sauna bench, hard-on blazing.    You looked directly at it and your nipples puckered. 

“Turn ya on?” he asked.  “Good sign,” he said. “Means you’re healthy.” His eyes scanned you hungrily from head to toe.  “C’mere a minute, gorgeous,” he beckoned you.  You shyly stepped forward. When you got close enough to him, he gently took your hands in his and guided you to standing as close as possible between his knees.  His foot nudged your feet apart, then he slipped his massive hand between your bare thighs, and his thick fingers met your dripping seam. “Gorgeous,” he said, looking between your legs.  “Just perfect.”  His chest rose and fell with heavy breaths.  With his free hand, he reached for his cock.  It was a mouth-watering sight.  He kept stroking the wet mess between your legs.  His lips parted with desire. 

Your heart raced. “I dunno if this is a good idea,” you said.  

“I think your body’s sayin’ it is, sugar.”  He removed his fingers and examined their shine, then sucked them dry while maintaining eye contact, making you weak in the knees.  He rubbed you again, then asked “Can I feel inside?” and you nodded hesitantly.  He inserted his middle finger first, pumped it a few times, swirled it, pulled it almost all the way out, then added his index finger.  He rested his thumb against your clit as he slowly finger fucked you.  Then he took his thick digits out and wiped them on the head of his cock, gathering his precum to combine with your slick as lube. 

“been doin’ this dance for weeks,” he said.  “Shoulda told me to stop if ya didn’t want it.”  

You were speechless.  

“Think you should sit on this cock now, baby.” He began to stroke himself slowly.   “Lemme get to know your body. Show ya somethin’ special ‘bout yours, too.” You hesitated and he slowly nodded.  “Only take a minute.”   He put his hands on your hips and rotated you to face away from him  “Damn, this ass,” he whispered.  He slid his hand vertically between your legs and rubbed your wet pussy with the side of his index finger. “How ‘bout it, baby? Gotta listen to your body.”  He guided you closer to him.  “What’s your body sayin’?”  Your body was screaming yes. The red light seemed to make you extra horny, even more than you usually got around him. Then again, it was more likely the nudity. The sight of his stiff, naked cock.  

Joel used one hand to hold it at attention, and another to guide you back over it since you were facing away from him.  “Whaddaya say?”

“Okay, I guess,” you whispered, overwhelmed by the desire to have him inside you. Unable to formulate any reasoning behind your hesitation, as if you needed a reason. 

“Good girl,”  he said into the nape of your neck. “Come on down, easy does it.” his breath was hot on your lower back.  

He guided his tip to your entrance then put both hands on your hips and pulled down.  He groaned as you were impaled on his rock-hard shaft and you moaned as his girth stretched you open.   

“So damn tight,” he breathed. Your walls parted to accept him and it was still a stretch.   “Take it, I know ya can.”  He pulled down a little more, a little harder, and groaned as your bodies became flush.  “Now use it,” he said and put his hands on the bench with a lift of his hips that slightly rocked you.  “Do what makes ya feel good.”  You sat there for a moment, then he said, “go ‘head, show me what ya want.” 

You put your hands on your thighs and rose up half way, then lowered yourself with a soft moan.  “Yeah, there ya go, baby.”  He took your hands in his on top of your thighs. 

You rose up a few more times, then he returned his hands to your hips and started guiding you to move you faster.  You put your hands on your knees and tilted your hips to take more of him. “Good girl,” he said.  

He fucked you for a few minutes, panting and praising you.  "Our bodies needed this,” he said as he sheathed himself with your cunt.   “Real bad.”   He let you up and pulled you down, then held you down, moving you on his cock, staying deep inside you, nudging your g-spot.  

You were getting close, but not fast enough.  He started holding breaths and releasing them  vocally, then warned you, "gonna come, baby.”  He kept moving you on his cock, and a few seconds later he panted, “Get up now, ‘less ya wanna be pumped full.”  

You kinda did want that, but you knew it wouldn’t be smart, even though you took your pill pretty well.  Instead, you dismounted him and turned around to watch. Your walls slowly came back together to fill the void he left as he stroked himself.  Then he pointed the head of his cock at your lower belly and his hot seed hit your skin.  

When he finished releasing a massive load, he swiped his fingers through it and raised them to your mouth. "Good protein," he said. 

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[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to marco edition

marco x male reader

-> marco is NOT that old at all, i jus feel like itd b so funny for him to b seen as old for his lack of knowledge on technology and slang terminology/phrases

-> also whitebeard having instagram is so fucking funny to me bye

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polo.[name]: mirror selfie 🪞

tagged: marco.phx

marco.phx: ur new username is such a terrible pun babe

-> polo.[name]: maybe youd appreciate my grand creativity if u jus matched w me ffs

-> marco.phx: dont b a smart ass we aren't matching usernames

-> polo.[name]: ur the only man that enjoys being a smart ass dont give me attitude rn

portgasace: ohhh u guys r the type to jus take mirror selfies at the gym and then dip 🙄🙄

-> marco.phx: work on ur form and then we can talk

-> WHIT3BEARD!: BOOM roasted

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-> portgasace: ？？？？？

eee.izo: aww my favorite gay couple ❤️ i love whenever u two post

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marco4[name]: username change even though i already put a ring on his finger and that apparently wasnt enough??

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: seeeee isnt that just such a cute username <333

-> marco4[name]: ur cuter baby ;)

-> portgasace: BARF BARF BARF VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT

vivavista: awww marco does love [name] how adorable

-> marco4[name]: who said i didnt?

-> vivavista: ur username before u changed it....

-> marco4[name]: ur fw me....

chef.thatch: seeing marco being so publicly whipped for his hubby is heartwarming

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-> polo.[name]: hehe hes all mine 🤭🤭🤭

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eee.izo: absolutely sick to my stomach i hate these two

tagged: marco4[name] and polo.[name]

polo.[name]: holy shit this is such an old photooo

-> marco4[name]: ur talkin sbt it as if it wasnt jus three years ago...

-> polo.[name]: not seeing ur GRAYING hair is weird for me OLD MAN

-> portgasace: LMFOAOA damn gonna have to report marco for being a creepy old man for dating [name]

-> marco4[name]: u two r idiots, im only 5 years older than u [name]

-> polo.[name]: its ok i love u my beautiful old man husband

chef.thatch: aww isnt it so cutteee that they were brought tgt by boss

-> WHIT3BEARD!: if they have a kid i expect them to name it after me.

-> polo.[name]: all due respect i dont think i wuld b able to sleep well at night knowing my kids name is "edward"

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polo.[name]: step by step guide on how to bag a blonde baddie:

1. be me

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: whatever happened to callin me ur husband???

-> polo.[name]: ur my baddie husband marco b proud <3

-> marco4[name]: young ppl and their terminology.....

eee.izo: i wouldve never used the word baddie to describe marco...

-> polo.[name]: hes a hot mysterious stoic damaged baddie old man and hes alll miiiinnneee 😍

-> eee.izo: its so hard to tell when ur being satirical

portgasace: he a baddie he showin his pantyyyy ‼️‼️

-> polo.[name]: he shake it like jellyyy 😩

-> marco4[name]: im uncomfortable.

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marco4[name]: me n my husband ❤️

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: im going feral for u daddy 😻😻😻😻

-> marco4[name]: ffs

-> portgasace: count on [name] to humiliate his husband in his own comment section

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polo.[name]: why did u choose such a hot photo of u im gonna have to fight for my life in these comments now :/

-> marco4[name]: theyre all unimportant babe dw abt them

eee.izo: marcos tiddies on my tl 😩😩😩

vivavista: damnnn marco u lookin fine aslll 😘

chef.thatch: wait till u come home i got a surprise for u in the kitchen baby

-> polo.[name]: no fuckin way.

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polo.[name]: smoking kills...BUT BEING SMOKING HOT??? THATS A DIFFERENT STORY

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: ur unbelievable????

-> polo.[name]: i love u sm u sexy FREAK

-> marco4[name]: PLEASE STOP.

portgasace: bro cooked fr in thst caption

-> polo.[name]: yk me 🤭🤭

-> chef.thatch: what exactly did [name] cook...

-> marco4[name]: thats what im trying to figure out

eee.izo: what a truly poetic caption wowwww

-> polo.[name]: i discourage smoking for everyone. instead of smoking guys, just find urself smoking hot ppl to fill the voic. perfect example is my husband marco <3

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marco4[name]: married life is for me

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: AWWWWWWWWWWWW u love me

-> marco4[name]: of course i do

portgasace: VOMIITTTEDDD VOMITTTTEEDD (u guys r so cutie wootie patootie awww)

eee.izo: took him being a whore thru his twenties to realize this, how cute

-> eee.izo: im sorry making fun of marco is too funny, this was very cute

-> marco4[name]: thanks + sleep w one eye open tn

WHIT3BEARD!: like i said tht kid u adopt better b named after me.

-> marco4[name]: [name] just visibly cringed.

polo.[name]'s story

my favorite view should i try climbing him guys <333

marco4[name] replied to your story: ......i know this means u love me so im just gonna say i love u too

[reallyromealone]

After reading the fic about the Mizo middle crew throwing cheese at baby michi it gave me this request idea okay so the Mizo middle crew buy these masks (I know five nights at Freddy didn’t exist back then but let’s pretend it does) of the animatronics in hopes to scare takemichi since takemichi is scared of them and they go hide in hopes to scare him and they hear foot steps and they jump up to scare him except it wasn’t takemichi who they scared it was baby michi and baby michi is just bawling their eyes out cause of the masks and the Mizo crew remove their mask and start saying “no no no it’s us your friends it’s just a mask see?” And cue the Mizo crew being chased by baji, chifuyu, smiley and peh and pah while being Draken, mitsuya and Hakkai are comforting the crying baby

As someone who actively remembers pre Fnaf, I know the bs that's perfect for this.

Do y'all remember the maze game?

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"Oh this is gonna be so good!" Makoto said excitedly as they put on the creepy Regan mask, the teens recently played an online game that had a jumpscare that made Takemichi scared of his own shadow.

So the rest of the Mizo mid gang decided it would be perfect to scare the crap out of him.

With the spare key in hand the teens went into the blonds house and hid in the hall closet, holding in their giggles as they waited.

Twenty minutes later the front door opened and the sound of footsteps in the livingroom but what they failed to hear was the multiple footsteps and voices as Toman was also there.

(Name) waddled down the hall to grab his new toy to show Mikey, the blond becoming (name)s favorite as the two could be equally childish.

The Mizo mid mistook the footsteps of little (name) for Takemichi and jumped out of the closet yelling, terrifying poor (name) who let out a blood curdling scream "MIMI!" he screamed out and ran back into the livingroom sobbing uncontrollably as Toman immediately got up and went to find out who terrified the tiny Hanagaki who was shaking and sobbing "who the hell?!" Baji yelled out as smiley cracked his neck "someone lookin' to die!"

Mizo mid felt their blood freeze as Baji, Mikey, Chifuyu, smiley along with Peh and Pah looked ready to bust their asses "SHIT---" Akkun yelled as the Mizo mid ran for their lives, knowing if they didn't they would get their asses handed to them.

"Shhh bud it's ok" Takemichi said to his baby brother while, Mitsuya, Hakkai and Draken fretted over the boy, the rest of Toman checking the house to make sure no one else was hiding.

It took an hour and a half to sooth (name) and even then he wouldn't go anywhere without someone, talking about the scary monster and bad to be put back on pull ups at night because Mizo mid truamatized the poor boy.

[50cal-fullauto-astarion]

König HC’s ii

part one

Back in black bitches, hello again. CW: I make allusions to shooting an orangutan, but none are actually shot. Is that kind of day here at König Brainrot HQ.

Queer.

His name is Leopold Königsbacher bc I feel Leopold is a horrid name to saddle a gawky weird-ass little kid with, and it doesn’t get much better as an adult. Hates being called Leopold or Leo, someone called him Poldy once and he never talked to that person again, but he depending on the person, he will answer to Lee.

I personally see his face as looking something like Jeremy Allen White’s, but y’know. Significantly more roughed up.

Sub-point: he could honestly be any weird lookin’ white guy with creepy eyes, it doesn’t matter.

Unlike the data mined Ghost face reveal, which I love with all of my heart and keep in a locket on my neck, I can’t accept the data mined König face reveal bc it looks too much like dudes I grew up with. All I can think is, “That man has dip in his lip and a spit bottle in his shirt pocket.” Which is a shame bc it is a good face.

Callsigns as I understand them aren’t really supposed to be related to a person’s actual name, but they can be kind of mocking in nature. So I picture him getting König from his last name was intended for mockery and to degrade him. King of a pile of shit, basically.

Hyper aware of doing anything that could be seen as embarrassing by other people. Movements, weird vocal tics or flubs, how he’s standing, what he’s looking at. Breathing. Avoids doing it if he can, but if that’s impossible, he’ll do them aggressively, bc generally people will avoid someone aggro. When an asshole does something embarrassing assholeishly it becomes scary.

Crooked ears.

Just kinda crashing through life with half-assed ideas instead of plans. He was really banking on becoming a sniper, and that achieving it would suddenly kick some enlightenment and maturity into his ass thereby fixing him. Probably expected that he’d have a house, spouse, and fam by now in the alternate reality where he succeeded. Since he didn’t, he’s just sorta fuckin’ around in a holding pattern as a bachelor in a suburban rental he pays too much for.

Ambivalent towards cats. True neutral. Can take them or leave them.

Fuckin’ loves bears though. Loves a dumbass lookin’ sun bear and will chew your ear off with sun bear atrocity stories.

Also is a rat/ferret/lizard/snake dude. Tell me he has any distinct feelings on feeding pinkies to an albino morph ball python and I will assert that he is thinking, “Food für baby 😊”

Oh my god did everyone else know that emojis could get smalled? Am I the last person to find this out?

I’m giving him this one from me too: he will shoot an orangutan on sight. Hates them. Creep him out hardcore. All other primates are good to go, but orangutans are born destined to rot hell.

Starcraft player, former disgusting League of Legends player. S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Metro, and CS:GO aficionado. VTMB and Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas lover.

Doesn’t fuck with alcohol or alcoholics, but had/has a binge drinking problem - the duality of man. LOOOOVES uppers though, and doesn’t know that Battle Rage is just Military Meth, he’s somewhat strung out on it when he doesnt take leave as often as he should.

Buys shoes and clothes in bulk when he finds them in his size. Has 3 sets of tennis shoes in the back of his closet and 6 pairs of hiking boots/regular boots for KorTac work.

My lunch is getting cold, love you, bye.

[raccoonspooky]

rewatched the boy last night and like if brahms “died” in 1991 and he was born in 83 why tf are all the toys in his room scary ass 1940s lookin shits??? like no wonder he grew up weird he had mummy’s creepy handmedowns give my baby a cabbage patch doll or something hahaha

[ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus]

GODZILLA MOVIE MARATHON: Son of Godzilla (1967)

I have a confession to make. The first Godzilla movie I ever saw was Godzilla (2014), when I was already a teenager. I had been a massive fan of the character and franchise since I was a little kid, but I had no means of actually watching any of the old Toho movies. Growing up, they never appeared in any of my local video stores and we didn't have TV so I couldn't catch any reruns. My entire interaction with the franchise was through YouTube, through reviews and clips and video game playthroughs and people telling their own stories with the toys.

This all comes to importance with this little movie, Son of Godzilla. People on the internet during the early 2000s hated this thing, it was routinely placed right at the bottom of every ranking video and review I watched, people shat nonstop on the idea of giving Godzilla a son and whined about how the other Kaiju were lame and were overall extremely nasty, and I believed every word. Jumping on that baby Godzilla bandwagon.

So, I'm coming out. I'm breaking my silence. When I finally sat down and actually watched all the movies as an adult... I thought it was great! Son of Godzilla is not only enjoyable, it's probably one of the tightest written and paced films in the franchise. It's genuinely a good watch outside of just being a Kaiju fan.

The first smart choice was setting up the Kaiju as characters. Giving Godzilla a meek, ugly little son understandably raises alarm bells for people who like the idea of Godzilla being this unshakable badass thing, but this decision allows us to relate to him as a character and let's the filmmakers come up with and justify more scenes involving him. This movie might just have the most Godzilla runtime of the Showa Era, and not only is that just nice after the last movie held him off for 50 minutes, but it helps keep the film as an easier watch by intersecting the stories. Unlike Invasion of Astro Monster for example, in which the film gets so bogged down into the human plot that you forget it's a Godzilla film.

The movie also just knows how to handle monsters, showing us creepy glimpses at the start, showing smaller monsters at first than building up to the big one with dialog, having the Kaiju directly interact with the humans and having the people be physically trapped with them. This is creature feature 101, it's not something you see often in Kaiju films where the monsters are sort of removed from the individual human scale just due to their size, but that's what makes this refreshing and what makes Kamacuras and Kumonga well loved Toho Kaiju among fans despite not having the most creative designs. That's not to completely dismiss them, Kumonga especially is an amazing puppet that moves so hypnotically across the ground with those long spider legs.

Now, the effects ain't all that good though, especially Godzilla himself. Cookie monster lookin' ass, the suit was made bigger to help with scaling him next to his son, but it's just so floppy and stretched out and he has a pretty embarrassing seam line that just looks like moobs. The baby Godzilla, who remains unnamed in this film, also looks nasty. Especially the newborn, it reminds me of that talking fetus baby from PT.

Still, they can be pretty cute, and even if it kind of sours his image as a badass (which let's be honest, was already ruined by getting hit in the nuts four movies ago), the little antics of Godzilla being a kind of shitty dad to his temper tantrum having goofball of a child is entertaining and a little adorable. Especially that ending where they huddle together for warmth, gets me every time.

The humans characters are also pretty good. Like I said earlier, the story keeping the humans and Kaiju intersected helps a lot with keeping me invested in the humans since I'm not just waiting around for a big monster to appear. It helps make the whole film feel more consistent, plus it's nice having a movie be about scientists again, we haven't had one with the main cast mostly be made of scientists since the very first Godzilla.

I can't believe I've talked this much praise about this movie, a movie that child me would be absolutely sure they would have hated. I genuinely think this is on par with the earlier Showa films that people often praise, like Mothra vs Godzilla, and so I give it a similar 7/10. Let's see how many more surprise scoring I can throw out by the end of this marathon.

[rosarionegro]

[Continued from HERE.]

@hxvemxnd:

Stop looking at...? Oh... They had been staring again, hadn't they? It's been occurring more and more frequently, though they don't always realize it before the Punisher. Staring off into space, at the human they've already decided is theirs, wondering what would be customary to do in this situation as a human. After all, humans' courtship was quite complica-- Wait-- did he call them cute?? There's a sudden sputter as the other's words sink in, shaking their head and blinking. They're fully startled out of their staring haze, processing such a simple but important comment. Cute? He... He said cute - and it wasn't just to mock them about calling him baby girl. No-- they weren't cuter than him this time, but... Just cute. Their face feels warm, but they're nowhere near the windows... What was this strange fluttering feeling? Was their guise coming apart? They place a hand at their chest, just in case. "Cute?" Their words mimic their thoughts. "You think we're cute? Not just cuter than you - cute? When did this happen? You really think we're cute...?" Perhaps a juvenile question, but... They hadn't expected the Punisher to echo their own thoughts about him.

He's actually cut down on the smoking lately, or at least within the hivemind's presence- Something that he hadn't noticed before until the smell of his own clothes began to bother him. Stale tobacco and sweat may be manly and alluring in paperback romance novels, but to the human nose it wasn't so pleasant. Not like he needed an excuse to bathe more often, but he definitely considered when and how much he would partake of his cigarettes these days.

The response to his teasing isn't Zazie's usual playful jibing, no air of superiority or statements of the colony's perfection in comparison to what a mess humankind could be.

"You've been staring and making moonstruck lookin' faces for the past few days, your wings do this little flitter on occasion, you're makin' squeaks-" he points out, counting off the odd behavior on his fingers. The sound of the collective's wings were even more plangent than the Boss' erratic piano playing whenever he got all moody and shut himself up in his creepy-ass mausoleum.

"I dunno- You just seem a lot more... vibrant than usual."

Whatever happened, must'a been good.

[bloody-shadow666]

Time for Coryn's misadventures in the (Violet)Pokemon world! Saga of Day 1 under the cut. Note: this si my first pokemon game so if I seem confused I am

I chose Sprigatito as my starter. Did not get an initial screenshot because I temporarily forgot I could do that. I have not touched my switch since Maiden Of Black Water dropped. I'm uh.. Not sure how to feel about the neighbor girl. She is very excitable and definitely less annoying than the neighbor boy from sword/shield but also a little creepy? Like we've known eachother for five minutes and she is Obsessed with me.

This was not significant I just thought the lil spider creepin in the back was funny

I don't remember the names of my first pokemon I got off the top of my head. I know I got Lechonk, Hoppip, Psyduck, and that cute otter with the floatie, and the spider...

girl help I'm surrounded by meeces

The scatterbug I forgot about evolved! Very exciting. I think. I dunno. He kinda sucks lmaooo but at least he's a cute lil guy.

Made it to the big city! It was very cool, although I do have mixed feelings about each individual type of clothing being in a completely seperate area. I understand the desire to make the city feel big and lively by having lots of stores, but needing to go across the whole damn place to find gloves to match my new hat? Not great. Also the frames... gibe me back my frames...

okay yandere lookin ass

look lady you just barged into my house unanounced and uninvited you will give me five fucking minutes to prepare for my day. I think we should all pool together our battling money and get her some stim toys or something cuz she has way too much nervous energy

This is how I started out my treasure hunt! Uh. Not fucking great? Creepy mfer. I tried talking to him and he was all "ohhh I can sense you don't trust meeee" maybe people would trust you if you weren't ominous as hell.

After watching three people fight for my affection attention for twenty minutes I decided to go hang out with sandwich man, because making the Greatest Sandwich is a noble goal methinks. Also my pet motorcycle really loves a good sammich and I think it'd make him happy. Anyway I saw this thing trundling around and I'm obsessed. He's just a little cube!!! I caught him. I named him Cube. He is going to help me beat up the Titans. Cube is small, but Mighty.

Honorable mentions of events:

-jumped off a cliff on moraidon(?) and fell directly on top of a smolive. How did that olive survive that impact I don't think a motorcycle is light.

-found a baby chansy and accidentally killed it >:[

-got to watch a squirrel clip into the void

-local girl cannot read maps, gets lost. More at 11

After that I got sleepy and called it a night. Will continue the thrilling saga tomorrow!

[portfolio-olio]

Some may call it a large organization. Others call it the mafia. In particular, the frog mafia with its head being the one and only Mr. BullForg. It is the day of his daughter's wedding, and despite the occasion being a happy one, nothing could bring Mr. BullForg more dread. The man his little frog Frogina chose to marry was none other than Forgor💀. Now for those that are unaware, Forgor💀 has so much less than a respectable reputation. He's essentially the town fool, and not fit to be anywhere near a place of business. However, this never stopped Forgor💀. He somehow gets married today, and that is the spark for the conversation between Frogina's father and Forgor💀.

💀"MAAAN... CAN'T BELIEVE IM GETTIN' MAAARIED."

"How many times have I told you to leave by now?"

💀"FUCK, MAN! I DUNNO! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOUR LOOKIN' FINE RIGHT NOW!"

"I'm What??"

💀"FINE! Like a great dad..."

"SECURITY!"

All of a sudden the door opens to the office and Frogina is standing in the doorway.

"DAD! HOLY FUCK!"

"Yes, dear?"

"Who the fuck made the risotto! It's supposed to be moms recipe, but THERES APPLE JUICE IN IT!"

"..."

"FIX IT!"

She leaves. The wedding is starting in 5 minutes. Forgor💀 has something to say, and Mr. BullForg doesn't want to hear it.

💀"Ayo! This wine is bangin'!! But her blood is slammin'!!"

"WHAT?"

💀"Don't worry man, I asked first. She said yeas"

"Get your ass to the wedding room."

💀"Yes, father."

"NOW!"

They enter the ballroom, and its an emotional moment. Mr. Bullforg loves his daughter, and wants her to be happy, but not with this Forgor💀 guy. He feels immensely sad, but if this is truly what she wants then he can't deny her happiness. He's snapped out of his thoughts when his hands are held by someone elses.

💀"AYE POPS THIS BEAT IS SICK!!"

He gets twirled around the dance floor against his will, and wishes to every diety that it was his daughter instead dancing with him.

[Time skip: tw frog spice]

Frogina and Forgor💀 enter their honeymoon suite. There are two beds. Frogina is confused as hell.

"Darling?"

💀"Yah?"

"Why are there 2 beds?"

💀"2 people. But that bed got funky vibes. So we can sleep together."

"Your so right baby."

The bed's vibes are indeed rancid. Theres spiderwebs, black sheets, and the legs are broken. There are also various paintings on the wall.

"Who are these people on the wall?"

💀"I dunno. The amazon listing just said "various white people"."

"Fuckin' creepy but ok."

And then they fucked.

THE END.

[bellasredchevy]

the idea of a secret organization of insanely-beautiful vampire royalty who walk around in dramatic billowy robes and medieval gowns straight from the runway who live in a sprawling castle underneath the stunning mountaintop town of volterra nestled in the center of lush tuscany is theoretically like very sexy but unfortunately chris weitz felt it appropriate to cast the three greasiest looking people on the face of the planet as the volturi kings (save for demetri and heidi, the guard is no better) which is disappointing because they’re literally described as greek gods in the books like i’d love to call myself a volturi fucker i really would but these mf’s

just ain’t doin it for me i’m sorry

[becca-e-barnes]

I can imagine Lee and Innocent reader going back to his place after church and he just fucks the light out of his girls eyes after seeing the way the reverend was eyeing his baby up- he takes out all the frustration on her..

“He was fuckin’ lookin’ at ya again.” Lee hisses on his way home in the car, his grip on the steering wheel so tight, his knuckles are white as snow.

You know exactly what he’s talking about or rather, who he’s talking about. It’s not like it’s even your fault. What can you do about a creepy reverend with wandering eyes? Lee huffs out a discontented breath and you know it’s probably best not to say anything for fear of making his temper worse.

But as soon as you’re back to Lee’s house, you’re over his shoulder, being carried up to the bedroom, dinner plans out the window because you know exactly what he needs. Seeing him so consumed by rage and jealousy shouldn’t turn you on. You know that. But then again, you shouldn’t be doing this at all. You’re unmarried, unprotected and you just know if word ever got out, your reputation would be ruined.

You start off on the bed but somehow in the middle of your lust-fuelled haze, you both end up on the floor on your hands and knees, watching yourself get fucked senseless in the full length mirror.

“Wish he could fuckin’ see ya now. Bet he still wouldn’t be able to tear his filthy eyes off ya.” Lee grunts, his soft belly bumping your ass with each thrust.

“Bet you’d want him to watch, wouldn’t ya? Could he touch you like this, sweetheart?” Every thought had already left your head but then you feel a finger pressing slightly against your asshole and he notices how your eyes roll back and you whines get higher. ‘Oh’. He thinks. ‘Shoulda tried that before’.

“You think he could do this to ya? You think he’d fuck you right? Cause I can tell ya darlin’. Ain’t a man in this town with a cock this big.” You feel him pull his finger back only for him to spit on the twitching ring of muscle and then begin pressing the finger deeper.

“L-Lee. Lee, oh baby please. So good. Fuck, Lee.” You babble, making Lee stop dead in his tracks. That’s the first time you’ve cursed in front of him. Hell, probably the first time you’ve cursed in your life and you’re too blissed out to even notice. It doesn’t take him long to fall back into the rhythm again though, panting and groaning because you feel even tighter with a finger stuffed in your ass

[berberriescorner]

Mayans Rant Incoming:

(Skip for spoilers)

Elgin why did you turn my baby Angel into a deadbeat fuck boy?!

Why did you turn Coco into a meth head, have him recover, and find his way back to his daughter and the club just to off him?!

Why you got Bishop out here lookin’ and actin’ a fool?!

I’m on the fence about EZ’s character development. Sometimes I’m like fuck yes, Ezekiel. Other times I’m like, now EZ, baby…

Also don’t nobody give two fucks about Clay and Em dating in real life (shade but no shade). That shit shouldn’t have ANYTHING to do with the show! That shit was creepy AF.

What in the hell made you think to write a scene where Angel is like let me go check on my boys daughter and sleep with her while I’m at it. All while baby momma number 2 is going through hell. Weirdo vibes, Elgin!

And imma say it again. That was some fuck shit with Nails! I would’ve appreciated it more if you turned her into a strong independent single mother! It would’ve been the best “fuck you” to her deadbeat ass baby father!

Where exactly are we going with Miguel and Emily’s characters? Cause like I miss the old Miguel! Never really cared for Emily (was just slightly curious) 😂.

Elgin, Elgin, Elgin. Do better my boy!

At this point I don’t even know if I can watch anymore. Might have to give Mayans a break. If it wasn’t for Manny’s beautiful ass I would’ve stopped watching after last weeks episode!

I’m sorry y’all I just had to vent.

[mypimpademia]

This may sound odd but bear with me. So deku, kiri, and katsuki have seen black people before but when they saw you they were like ??? A goddess??? Like star struck. Can I get headcanon on how they reacted seeing for you the first time?

Midoriya x black!reader, Kirishima x black!reader, Katsuki x black!reader

TW: Swearing

Note: waaagcghv this concept is so cute🥺

Taglist: @myhoodacademia @bnhainthewoo @iiminibattlehero @ecao @nnnoya @hawklmaoo @strawberry-ice @mixxfi @soy-darcei @wolfkid22 @mythiccheroacademia @myfandemons @sheepydumpling @lilsparkyswife

MIDORIYA.

Now we all know how he gets when he sees someone he finds pretty

So when you walked into class on the first day, his face immediately started turning red

And he nearly died when Aizawa had you sit behind him

Probably has to ask to use the bathroom just so he can step out for a second

"Oh my gosh they're so gorgeous, do I even deserve to be sitting next to them? To be in the same room as them? TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS THEM???"

He really needs to calm down because his head is gonna start steaming

And hes "mumbling" so loud that anyone in a 10 feet radius can hear him

Midoriyas condition only gets worse when you try to talk to him

"Hey, Midoriya, right?"

All this boy can manage is a nod, while he looks at you starstruck

"I'm Y/n, I just though I should talk to you since we sit by each other. Are... are you good...?"

Midoriya is blushing like crazy and sweating bullets

Like looking at you could make him burn calories

He gives you a small 'mhm'

You just leave him be because you think you either did something or hes sick

He gets used to it throughout the day, but sometimes he'll catch himself absent mindedly staring at you

Sounds creepy (and it is, but just a lil), but its actually kinda cute because he's all blushy and he's biting his lip

He clearly thinks you're pretty, but doesn't know how to say it

Whew chile... since its usually golden hour whenever school ends, this boy passes out for a min

He didn't think you could get any prettier, but you did

And just from a little sunlight

You've been worried bout him all day, and now he's passing out

So when he comes to, you tap his face a little

"You aight? You passed out for a sec."

Passes out again

The next day he apologizes for acting weird, and says he was feeling weird and lowkey lets it slip that it was all because he thinks you're pretty

You might be the death of him

KIRISHIMA.

This lil baby

Hes so starstruck

He looks at you with these big soft eyes and a lil blush

He doesn't even know what to say because he's never seen someone so pretty

Pretty is an understatement

But he doesn't say shit because he doesn't wanna slip up and weird you out

You get sat right in from of him, and he immediately tries to make friends with you

Ask you what junior high you came from, compliments your hair, anything to make small talk

And the whole time he's just flushed pink because wow you're so beautiful🥺

Eiji sneaks a few glances at you for the rest of the day, you just give him a mood boost

At the end of the day, you talk again, just about how your day was, and he compliments you again because he can't help it

"Oh, you said that earlier, but thank you!"

"I did? Ah crap I'm sorry, youre just so pretty I couldn't help it. I- I mean–."

You just laugh and tell him thank you again while he goes beet red and apologizes over and over

Eiji could lose his mind over you

BAKUGO.

His hard headed ass😒

When you first walked into class, he didn't bother to get a good look at you, but did think you were attractive

But it wasn't till you accidentally bumped into each other that he finally took in your full essence

You just bumped his shoulder a little while walking through the crowded halls

"Oh shit, my bad." Was all you said and then you continued walking

Chile... he was about to yell 'watch it extra' until he saw you

You were so fucking gorgeous that you even got Katsuki Bakugo to shut the hell up

Just the thought of yelling at someone that looked as good as you felt like a crime

Everyone that saw it happen was fucking appalled, but didn't dare say anything

Katsuki definitely sneaks more than a few glances at you throughout the day

If you catch him he'll scoff and look away, and might have the smallest blush on his face

Don't expect a word out of him though, because he doesn't pay attention to "extras"🙄

By the end of the day, you feel like him constantly looking at you isn't a coincidence

And his bad attitude is no secret either, so you say something just to check

"You been lookin' at me all day, is there a problem? Do I got somethin' on me? Like what's goin' on?"

And he honestly liked that bc most people would be too pussy to say shit like that to him so he just found you even more gorgeous

But like I said, hard headed

"I wasn't fuckin' starin' at you."

And then he walked away

But you did not miss that lil blush he had, so you let it slide👀

The next day when STILL looking you decided to mess with him just because

"Take a picture, it lasts longer."

Katsuki scoffs at you again, but 100% goes to ask Denki for your Instagram

Congrats, you got thee Katsuki Bakugo to shut up just by being drop dead gorgeous💖

[drakenology]

their s/o has kinky curly hair with Bakugo, Denki, Midoriya and Todoroki

author’s note: hey so i smoked a lot of weed and tried to do my hair afterwards and I quit so now I’m writing about kinky hair because I have a mixture of 3c and 4c hair and detangling is not poggers. Like it takes an hour to detangle my hair... I don’t have the energy for this rn. But even though it’s a fuck ton of work to take care of natural hair it’s still gorgeous and beautiful and strong and all of the fucking above. Shout out to all my kinky haired girlies. And of course shout out to my beautiful black queens. I see you boo! <3

warnings?: fluff, swearing and mentions of sexual activity (yeah, this one aint nasty... that’s the next post. shhh!) ALL CHARACTERS AGED UP 18+

Bakugo

not gonna lie this mf ignorant as fuck 

hates that you take so long to do your hair

but loves watching the process?

“What’s that stuff?” “What does it do?” 

educates himself for your future babies

he likes a challenge so why wouldn’t he figure out how to properly take care of curly hair? 

offers to do your hair sometimes 

sometimes does it better than you do?

thinks you’re a fucking goddess.

i am a firm believer that bakugo LOVES sistas ok??

This morning is particularly stressful. You had already broken a comb or two trying to do your hair last night. So when you went to bed thinking that your hair was gonna turn out amazing you can imagine your shock when it didn’t turn out right. Well, as your taking down your twists, you see that your hair didn’t dry all the way. You try everything you can to salvage your style; you pick it, try and diffuse it but you’re still unsatisfied with the look. You sigh and just tie it up in two afro puffs. You lay your edges carefully and do some light makeup. Suddenly, you hear the bathroom door fly open to reveal your boyfriend Bakugo staring at you. 

“So that’s what’s taking you so damn long.” Katsuki says leaning against the door frame. He was going to come in and yell at you to hurry up but with the way you looked all dressed up he was completely thrown off and blown away. You were wearing a bright yellow sundress that trailed down to your ankles. It hugged your body and flowed out towards the bottom of the dress. The bathroom smelled like your hair products; tropical and fruity smells smothering his nostrils. You were like a goddess standing before him. And he couldn’t take his eyes off of you. 

“Dammit, Katsuki wait a damn minute. I’ll be out in a second.” You said, adding the finishing touches to your face. Katsuki walks over to you and leans up against the kitchen counter to watch you finish your makeup.

“Fuck, you’re beautiful.” he said as he stared at your glistening mahogany skin.  You tried your best not to giggle at his stares as you turn to look at him. 

“You ready to go?” You ask, feeling a little flustered as he ran his hands up and down your hips, stopping at your ass as he cupped it with both hands. Katsuki plants a kiss on your soft, plush lips and shook his head. 

“I’d hate to waste that outfit.. but now I don’t wanna even go out. I wanna fuck you instead.” He says as he kisses your neck. OOOOWEEE

Denki 

my cute little idiot...

you had to remind him a lot to not touch your hair (it fucks up your style!)

had to explain what “shrinkage” was

asked once “WOAH IS THAT ALL YOUR HAIR???” making you get to cussin’

very infatuated with everything about your hair though. poor thing didn’t know no better until now

plays in your hair anyway when you’re cuddling

wants to do your hair for you but every time you let him it turns out a mess. 

loves the way your hair smells when you put your products in it

lowkey wishes he had curly hair too

obsessed with you..

“‘Nari? How do I look?” You ask as you turn away from you vanity to look at your goofy boyfriend who’s playing video games and sitting on the bed in front of you. He paused his game to look at you and immediately turned bright red. 

“Wow..” He said, completely amazed. You had your hair in flexi-rods; after you took them down your natural hair cascaded down to your shoulders in heaps and mounds of thick luxuriousness. He loved that your hair framed your face so well and the lovely smell coming from you intoxicated him. 

“You’re so pretty, Y/N.” Denki smiles.

You giggle and shake your hair in the mirror, loving how your hair turned out. You put on some lip gloss and stood up to walk over to your full body mirror to pose in front of it. Damn, you looked good! You were feeling yourself for sure and Denki just couldn’t help but stare. He watched you pose in the mirror, playfully wiggling your ass and flipping your hair around.  His eyes met your curvaceous body; the jeans you wore hugging your form graciously. The top you wore accentuated your cocoa skin so damn good that it appeared to Denki that you were glowing from within. What a beautiful fucking woman.

He stands up and walks behind you, wrapping his arms around you as he stared at your gorgeous visage in the mirror. 

“How’d I get so lucky?” He asked, enamored by your beauty. He plants a kiss on your shoulder as you giggle and embrace him. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Todoroki

was kinda ignorant to black culture and hair styles but after your careful explaination he’s fully informed and loves every bit of you

buys you all them expensive natural hair products (trust me.. they aint cheap)

Watches you do your hair

loves when you wear box braids, pulls on them during sex sometimes if you’re too fucked out to care (oop)

smells your hair when you’re sleeping (not in a creepy way I promise)

Doesn’t tolerate racism and will beat the shit out of anyone who tried it with you. Period.

loves your complexion, thinks you look scrumptious in yellow (yellow looks GREAT on black people ok???)

Todoroki’s favorite time of year was the winter. He loved the sweaters, the hot chocolate and more importantly you can finally wear your natural hair out. Since hotter months make your hair sweat out when you straighten it, you usually keep it in braids or locs. But come winter time, you try and wear your natural hair when you can since winter months can be drying to your curls sometimes. You had spend the day (yes it’s a fucking day long process.. for me anyway) taking down your braids while sitting on the couch watching daytime T.V while Shoto was out working. After everything was out, you showered and washed your hair, sighing as the warm water and shampoo soothed and cleansed your scalp carefully. You step out of the shower and comb out your hair while it’s still wet. You do your normal routine and fluff out your curls with an afro pick and smile at your new growth. Unbeknownst to you, Todoroki had been watching the process from start to finish as he was sitting on the bed next to your vanity. You thought he was asleep since he liked sleeping in on Sundays so you were surprised when he got up and kissed you on the cheek, admiring your natural beauty.

“You truly are the most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen, Y/N. I’m so lucky.” He gushed. You giggled and kissed him on his lips, thanking him for the compliment.

“So, what you do want to do today, beautiful?”

Deku

When he met you he wanted to know everything about you

Secretly took notes 👀 has a notebook with your name on it with everything that has to do with you including your hair

Studies you and does your hair exactly like how you do it

Tries to impress you by coming up with new styles to try even though some of them are a bit crazy lookin

Loves you till the death of him

Very very sweet about helping you with your hair when you’re too tired to take care of it sometimes 🥺

You had a long, stressful and exhausting day. You spent all day at the hospital taking care of patien after patient nonstop with damn near no breaks in between. You had resorted to pulling your beautiful curls back and away from your face from all the sweating and running around the hospital, leaving stray curls hanging out. You were always a prim and proper girl almost never seen with your hair unkempt so when you returned home with your hair in a messy low bun, Midoriya knew what was up. He watched as you greeted him weakly and plopped on the couch next to him, laying on his lap and almost falling asleep.

“Rough day?” He ask. You almost burst into tears when you hear your boyfriend ask you about your day. It was rough and frustrating. You were just glad you were finally home so you can relax and try and forget about the taxing day. You sigh as Midoriya rubbed small circles into you back and undid the messy bun you had lazily tied hours before returning home.

“You just relax, princess. I’ll take care of you, ok?” He says lifting you up from his lap and carrying you to the bathroom. He sat you on the sink and put your hair in two braids for you so you could take a shower. He kissed your forehead and hummed sweet I love yous into your ear as you smile and kiss his nose. You loved that he was always so gentle with you, never hesitating to help you when you need it.

“I’ll make us something to eat. Pick out a movie for us to watch, okay? I don’t care if it’s something we’ve seen 100 times. Tonight is all about you.”

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[spongebob-connoisseur]

So that’s the name of the caricature, Peter Lorre. I grew up on Looney Tunes reruns and a variety of classic cartoon shorts as a kid so I’m familiar with the particular face and signature creepy laugh. Tweety Bird did an impression in that Looney Tunes short Carrot-Blanca.

Yeah! It's based off him

I haven't watched much looneytunes cartoons as a kid but I remember Hair-Raising Hare but I never thought it was supposed to be a reference to something.

I just thought they made this weirdo just to be out there.

He also got a brief appearance in Looneytunes back in action but I don't remember seeing him? And I don't like the movie enough to rewatch and look for his character lol

Anyways I'm getting off topic. LooneyTunes was famous for parodying him but from what I know, it was pretty popular to make caricatures of him while he was alive. But I think it's funny how long lasting it ended up being. Like Slappy Laszlo is the most recent one!!

I remember back when I first became interested in Slappy Laszlo and found out that he was a caricature of Peter Lorre, made me deep dive into other characters that were also caricatures. Like Maggot from Corpse Bride and it kept going and going. My friend said it's like a Jojo reference. Once you get it, you see it everywhere because I was finding some reference to Lorre in cartoons and shows I've never noticed before.

But yeah that pushed me to watch other looneytunes cartoons where his image was in. For research purposes 👀 I haven't watched Carrotblanca yet but it was on my watch list. There's also one

I got no idea where this is from but LOOK!! there he is!!!

On another note, I find it so funny how LooneyTunes drew him since those caricatures of him ended up defining future ones too. They draw him practically infantile in height?? Why is he so small??

Medieval painting of baby Jesus lookin ass

I know irl Peter Lorre was short. Some sources cite that he was 5'5 but when he's pictured with people who are actually 5'5, he's noticeably shorter. They really went out of their way to drag his features lol and then those images went on to outlive him?? I think that's hilarious.

Of course thanks to that, we ended up with pretty neat references in the form of characters. We wouldn't have Slappy Laszlo or all the other Peter Lorre-ish characters (because there are a LOT)