#crescent city headcannon

[harperbrynne]

Imagine Manon showing up in Prythian saying: Where is he? Where is Dorian?

Meanwhile:

[throneofsapphics]

poly!ruhnlidia headcannons (sort of?)

warnings: mild violence, drinking, light sexual content, oral (f!receiving), minors dni!

a/n: I tried to keep this spoiler free for hofas, but read at your own risk! I have so many more ideas, please let me know if you'd like to see a part two!

going on a date

They’d never been on a picnic before, and you decided it was an absolute travesty, a crime, really.

Picking the park closest to your apartment, you filled a wooden basket with everything you could think of. 

Ruhn, of course, was delegated to carrying the snacks. Lidia’s fingers intertwined with your own, her hand warm and steady. You’d chosen to leave before dawn, although they protested getting out of bed, you wanted to avoid as many crowds as possible. 

Finding the area you'd scoped out earlier in the week, half hidden by a few trees, you spread the blanket, placing the basket in the center.

You held a grape between two fingers, glancing at Ruhn sitting opposite you.

"Catch," you grinned, giving him a few moments to process before tossing it in the air, slightly off to the left. His hand darted out, palm closing around - somehow not crushing it. "With your mouth," you clarified.

Lidia observed for a few moments, watching the two of you throw them further and further away from each other, diving across the blanket, knocking over random things. Eventually, she decided to join it. Turns out, she was very good at it - better than the two of you, and held it over your heads. 

“Do you want a trophy?” his tone had a bitter edge, but his mouth curved into a smirk. His fae senses weren’t quick enough to keep the next grape from hitting his temple, courtesy of Lidia.  

As the sun crossed the horizon, Lidia leant back against Ruhn’s chest, your head propped on her lap, her fingers running through your hair, nails putting the perfect amount of pressure into your scalp. 

moving in together

The three of you took things slow, the decision to move in together taking several months. But, once you did, they encouraged you to customize the space, to add your own touch to it. 

You looked at the wall adjacent to the window, still bare - no art or decorations. 

“What are you thinking?” Lidia’s arms wrapped around your waist, her chin propped on your shoulder. You covered her hands with your own., 

“We could add a painting up there,” you murmured, hesitantly, judging her reaction.  

She gave you a light squeeze, “I love that idea.” 

The next day, Lidia came home with an assortment of paints and brushes. You glanced between them and her, eyes wide. “Worst case,” she shrugged, “we cover it up.” 

ruhn taking you to get your first tattoo

“You’re certain about this?” He asked, for the thousandth time. 

“Yes,” you groaned, squeezing his hand. Somehow, he thought he was a bad influence. It made no sense to you - you’d wanted a tattoo for ages. 

‘Calm down,’ you cast out to him. The artist looked a bit on edge, given Ruhn was bristling next to you with each dig of the needle, each slight wince of pain on your face. You watched him force his shoulders to relax. 

“Why don’t you get some food for us?” You said, aloud this time. It wasn’t really a suggestion. His brows flicked up, but he left, with a warning look at the artist. Your eyes rolled. 

‘I saw that,’ his voice flooded your mind.  

‘Good.’ 

A low chuckle came through, hinting at a promise of something else later that night. 

later that night 

Arms wrapped around your legs, warm hands spreading them open.

“Tell me what you want,” he kissed the inside of your thigh. 

You squirmed, ignoring his teasing laugh. “You know,” you breathed. 

“Tell me,” his eyes met yours, a hint of that damn Fae dominance that always sent shivers down your spine. 

“You," your hands tightened around the sheets. "Gods, Ruhn. I want you.” 

“And how do you want me?” 

“Put her out of her misery,” Lidia drawled, “or I'll do it.” 

Ruhn took the challenge, his tongue running slow, painfully slow, strokes, driving you to the point of madness - nearly to the point of begging. You felt the pressure, then two fingers inside of you, curling up to hit that spot, just as his lip ring ran over your clit. 

Fingers threading through his hair, you screamed loud enough the neighbors could probably hear. 

an hour later 

“Official Aux business,” Flynn grinned, eyes darting between the three of you. Lidia leaned against the counter, looking thoroughly unimpressed. 

However, your face turned red - already having an idea of what it was. 

“What is it?” Ruhn grunted. 

“We got a call,” Flynn sounded too pleased by this, “sounded like a female screaming. They called for a welfare check.” 

Ruhn's hands pushed against his chest, shoving him out the door and slamming it in his face. Footsteps and laughter trailed down the hall. He picked up his phone, dialing a familiar number. 

A too-cheery female voice answered, “yes?” 

“Next time, I’m calling the 33rd on you,” he snarled. A beep and he disconnected. 

getting into a fight 

You were pissed. Beyond belief. 

This male wouldn’t leave you the fuck alone, and you knew your temper would start getting the best of you soon. A journalist, probably, given he couldn't stop badgering you with questions about Ruhn and Lidia.

They weren’t exactly overprotective or domineering assholes, they’d taught you how to defend yourself (more than you already knew) and respected that you could handle most situations on your own.

“Leave. Me. Alone,” you snarled, shoving the male's chest. He, rather dramatically, flew back a few steps. Maybe you’d put a bit more force than necessary into it. 

“She hit me,” he yelled, attracting a few glances from people nearby. The bartender looked at him, then you, and rolled his eyes. You shot a tight smile back. His mouth parted, a look of alarm on his face, but the alcohol dulled your senses enough you didn’t see the punch coming in time.

The situation was taken care of rather quickly, the male thrown out of the White Raven none too gently, and you were led upstairs by another one of the bouncers, your friends trailing behind. You shot them an apologetic look when the rope snapped in place, keeping them downstairs.

‘I’m fine,’ you mouthed. 

You slumped into a seat, a different bartender, someone you knew from school, sliding two fingers of whiskey in front of you. 

“I give it five minutes,” he joked. 

“Four,” the female working the other end called. 

You grasped the cold glass, tilting your chin to let the cool liquid burn down your throat, leaving a comfortable warmth in your chest. 

“I’d say three,” you finally added, glancing at the clock. 

Sure enough, about three minutes and seven seconds later, thundering footsteps came up the stairs, preceding both Ruhn and Lidia. 

Riso had probably called both of them before the conflict even occurred, he always had a sixth sense for trouble. 

Lidia’s hands gripped your cheeks gently, turning you to face her. You felt the purple bruise blooming on your temple. “Let’s go,” she murmured, her hand gripping your arm gently, tugging you to your feet. You swayed slightly, gripping the counter for balance. 

“Lidia please,” you pleaded, but her arm wrapped gripped behind your thighs, effortlessly throwing you over her shoulder. 

At least you took the back exit out, Ruhn’s shadows obscuring your group, saving you from some public embarrassment.

“Are you okay?” She asked, after you'd made the few blocks trip home, sitting you down on the couch. Ruhn already had an ice pack wrapped in a towel, holding it up to the side of your face. 

“Fine,” you muttered, avoiding her gaze.

“What happened?” She pushed gently, one hand resting on your thigh. Ruhn moved with you as you threw yourself back, flinging your arms over the back of the couch, and snorted. He responded to Lidia’s glare, indicating she did not find this funny at all, with a shrug. Her lips pressed in a tightline, but she turned her attention back to you. "Tell me," her voice was soft, sweet. A tone she usually only used with you or Ruhn, and one that worked on you every time.

“He wouldn’t stop asking questions about both of you. A journalist probably.” 

On instinct, you switched your gaze to Ruhn, spotting the brief flash of guilt. 

“Don’t start,” you pushed one finger into his chest. He wrapped his own finger around it, tugging your hand to rest in his. “I knew this would happen," you insisted. It was true, as soon as your relationship went public, everyone had questions, and too many people felt entitled to answers. 

He pressed a kiss to your knuckles instead, his other hand still holding the ice pack steady. 

“I won’t. Who was it?” 

“It’s been taken care of,” you said quickly. Sure, he’d annoyed you, but you didn’t want him to bare the results of two overprotective vanir. “He looks worse,” you added. 

“Oh I’m sure,” Lidia caught your attention, a look of approval on her beautiful face.

[shadowsingerdraco]

i’m sorry but i am literally so down bad for azriel and lidia cervos as a pairing (i know it doesn’t make sense but it does to ME!!)

[artisticallyalexis]

Headcanon event, after Hunt is freed Ruhn and him go on a side quest together to the tattoo parlor. Ruhn explains how tattoos make him feel in control of his life and choices; Hunt decided then and there to get his ears pierced (he isn't keen on donning another tattoo just yet), one of his first bodily choices as a free angel. 

[aprill-99]

I know everyone would like to see the entire Crescent City gang to be friends and get in to mischief with the ACOTAR gang, but picture this:

Rhys the instantaneous Dad Friend TM.

Think about it, he’s been a Dad for about 6 months by the time Bryce drops in. This is an instinct driven guy with a large history of Adopting people with high over levels and skill sets. Dad Mode in him has been activated and that is not a train I see slowing down in the face of a large collection of people with incredible power and shaky familial structures.

I’m just picturing…..

Feyre: *comes home from art class. There’s a werewolf on her rug, a stranger trying to explain the workings of a magic glowing box, and Lucien is drinking toasts with Bryce, a man who looks shockingly like Rhys with different hair, and a total stranger about how much the Autumn King sucks. They might be talking about two different people and it does not seem matter. Cassian is harassing a guy with feather wings by following him around with a tape measure.”

Feyre: “Hello….. people who do not live here…. Rhys?”

Rhys: “Darling, I really only meant to keep one of them, but it turns out Bryce has a brother and her mate, and her brother only came if I brought the full four pack. And Bryce’s mate has a merman friend. And they’re so young and their dad is the worst so…”

Feyre: “None of them have families?”

Rhys: “Not good ones. The parents around can have their kids back when they learn to suck less.”

Bryce: “I tried telling him I already had good parents, but I don’t think it mattered. He just said ‘there’s plenty of room for them to visit whenever they want for as long as they want’ and brought everybody here after the jail break.”

Ruhn: *very drunk* “Mom!” *hugs her*

Feyre: *patting his back* “Uhm…. Okay. How old are you again?”

Ruhn: *still hugging* “seventy-five.”

Rhys: *cries* “So young…..”

Feyre: *still patting because Ruhn is crying and she is also Mom Friend* “What was that about a merman?”

*Tharion erupts out of the Sidra with an army of pet otters*

Feyre: “….. Okay.”

[oliviajdjarin]

I feel like the best fanart ever would be the bat boys in Lunatheon just looking the most touristy ever. I’m talking sun-ball shirts, sunglasses, sunscreen painted on, holding ice cream cones. Ugh.

[cadiacore]

Hi, I really liked your romantic headcannons with Aidas from crescent city and and wondering if you could do NSWF headcannons with him {Aidas} and a female reader?

you don’t have to if you don’t want to but I hope you do as you write really nice really and no one else writes for him.

i swear i've been hoarding requests for this specific day, the day that i got my spark back. I also love the fact that so many people are requesting for Adias. It's wonderful!

warning(s): nsfw, kinkS!, swearing, etc.

Oh where do I fucking begin.

Let me just say this demon prince will make sure you're squirming before he even touches you. His words alone make you squirmy.

Whenever it's just you and him in his space, he'll tease you. Running his fingers over your skin and down the valley of your breasts, making your breath hitch.

He even tells you not to bother with wearing panties around the house. You, of course, argue with him about that because of his cleaners and guards but he doesn't care.

He wants you ready for him at any time.

And yes, I am saying this male has a free use kink. Most likely a breeding kink too. Just the pure dominance that radiates from him makes me think of these kinks specifically.

It's all with your consent ofc

You don't mind not wearing panties after a while because the time of the month comes around where you're extremely fertile and horny, and he just Knows.

It's like when he first walks into the house and senses your arousal, it's fair game to him.

He makes a beeline toward you and dismisses everyone out of the room and makes you bend over. His tongue dipping into your heat as you try to wriggle away from him (not really trying to get away).

Your moans egg him on as you get louder and louder.

To him, your moans and cunt are his heaven. Well, the closest he'll ever get to it anyway.

He licks you with his expert tongue. Circling over your bud and dipping his tongue into your soaking pussy.

You cry out as his tongue assaults your cunt.

When he's finished tasting you, he keeps you bent over and fucks you roughly.

"Such a girl baby for me."

"You're so beautiful wrapped around my thick cock."

"Going to pump you so full of my seed, baby. Gonna put a baby in you."

You're on a contraception

He fucks you so much whenever he knows your fertile during those seven days. And you love every bit of it.

[firaknight]

id like to hear the city of wizard headcannons you have if you dont mind!!

I’d be happy to explain those!!

So because the lore is so hard to find I came up with a much better explanation as to why Moonlight has alternate forms. Her power is tied to the moon, and it shifts with each phase. She was originally capable of using every form all at once in the form of Primordial Light, which she was born as, but she was unstable and unable to keep that power functioning, so the wizards tied her power to the moon in order to give her a stable base of magic to work with. During eclipses when sun and moon meet, she has access to Primordial Light again, as the sky goes dark and her power reaches its peak for the entirety of the day of the eclipse. On any normal day, her appearance and abilities will shift alongside the moon. During new moons she acquires Milky Way, allowing her to lull those around her into sleep and bless them with good dreams just by easing them into slumber. During crescent moons she acquires Alluring Crescent Moon, which causes her to bring nightmare induced slumber to those she passes by, but she can more easily dispose of nightmares within dreams. During full moons she acquires Blissful Full Moon, which causes those around her to be plagued with insomnia, but she can wake those trapped within slumber easier than she would normally. All other phases just have her in her normal appearance.

Originally, when she first obtained access to these forms, she didn’t have good control over them, causing her magic to seep into the city and plague the residents with it on accident. The wizards created traditions and customs to accommodate, celebrating the full moon with a festival to keep spirits up and enjoy the shining light (and also to pass the time a bit quicker since nobody could sleep), hiding within their homes and shielding themselves from the red crescent moons nightmare inducing light, parading through the streets during a new moon to welcome the new cycle of phases and give thanks to their protector for all she’s done to keep them safe, and celebrate eclipses with a huge ceremony and festival as their guardian is at full power. Moonlight has much better control over her forms now and her magic no longer plagues the city (she still causes those around her to fall victim to her forms abilities but it’s only those in her proximity, she doesn’t affect the whole city now), but the celebrations and traditions are still held to honor her and remind those living there now that this is a luxury they shouldn’t take for granted, as there was once a time where Moonlights power was feared, and she should be respected and celebrated now that she has her abilities under control. Moonlight appreciates it a lot :)

[emeriethevalkyriegirl]

Masterlist of SJM fanfics/randomness

Fight of your life

Entire work

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Cassian and the 3 diablos

Wattpad verison

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Ester: High Lady of the Dusk Court

Headcannon Part 1

Headcannon Part 2

Headcannon Part 3

Kallias the Ice Queen

Headcannon Part 4

Old jokes (High Lord Edition)

New Generation High Lords/Ladies

Headcannon Part 5

Headcannon Part 6

Nyx Headcannon

Autumn Siblings

Regina (Ryan) (Feysand’s daughter) HC

Cassandra (Nessian’s daughter) HC

Ariel (Gwynriel’s daughter) HC

The 8th Court (Prologue)

The 8th Court (Chapter 1)

The 8th Court (Chapter 2)

Valkyrie Headcannons

Snowball fight

Horse Thieves

Cat interview

Throne of Glass

Aelinweek Day 4th: When Rowan isn’t home

Lorcan’s breakfast burrito

Code names

Aelinweek Day 6th: Aelin as a child

Elorcanweek Day 7th: Free Day

Night Court Shenanigans

Code names

Choosing Comfort

She’ll Thrive in the Court of Nightmares

Azriel the Chaperone

Sex gals

Nessian at the beach

Boat ride

Girl Dad- Nessian Week fanfic

Bed time- Nessian Week Day 7: Free Day

My girls- Nessian fanfic

Nesta Archeron (Harry Potter AU)

AO3 version

Chapter 1 (The Birthday Trip)

Chapter 2 (The Letter)

Chapter 3 (Amarantha)

Chapter 4 (First Wand)

Chapter 5 (Balance)

Chapter 6 (Platform 9 3/4)

Chapter 7 (Journey to Hogwarts)

Chapter 8 (Arrival)

Chapter 9 (It Shall Be…)

Chapter 10 (Slytherin House)

Chapter 11 (First Day prt. 1)

Chapter 12 (First Day prt. 2)

Chapter 13 (The Third Floor)

Chapter 14 (Quidditch)

Chapter 15 (No friends after all)

Chapter 16 (TROLL!)

Chapter 17 (A new broom)

Chapter 18 (Quidditch prt. 1)

Chapter 19 (Quidditch prt. 2)

Chapter 20 (Fluffy)

Chapter 21 (Christmas)

Chapter 22 (Invisible Cloak)

Chapter 23 (The Restricted Section)

Chapter 24 (The Mirror)

Chapter 25 (What do you Desire?)

Chapter 26 (The Sorcerer’s Stone)

Chapter 27 (The Dragon Egg)

Chapter 28 (The Forbidden Forest)

Chapter 29 (Unicorn Blood)

Chapter 30 (Slytherin Family)

Chapter 31 (Re-grouping)

Chapter 32 (One last attempt)

Chapter 33 (Ravenclaw Test)

Chapter 34 (Slytherin Test)

Chapter 35 (Hufflepuff Test)

Chapter 36 (The Enemy has Arrived)

Chapter 37 (“You!?”)

Chapter 38 (Aftermath)

Chapter 39 (The House Cup)

Chapter 40 (End of Year 1)

Totally Spies (Valkyries)

AO3 version

[harperbrynne]

Bryce: Omg, I love your acrylics!

Tamlin: …

[throneofsapphics]

how do y’all feel about some poly!ruhnlidia headcannons?

[lifeisforeverhello-blog]

Okay so, the way that rhudinia has me IN A CHOKEHOLD. I literally cannot wait to see that absolutely delicious angst😭 I just know it’s gonna be so good.

Im predicting that they’re going to have that whole secret jail meeting and he’s going to be a complete asshole in denial. But then they’re going to great an escape plan and at the lash moment when they’re all about to make it out, she’s going to get like badly hurt trying to save him from like Pollux, and then he’s going to have this huge epiphany moment. And he’s gonna go all mate crazy like the others did, and his true powers will like unlock and he’s going to like winnow everyone out. And then they’re gonna have THAT moment, the “I’ve never hated you I loved you the entire time, please don’t die we have a whole future ahead of us!”….

Yeah I’m having a whole fan girl moment and my theories are running wild.

[tayquin04]

⚠️ ACoSF Spoiler Warning ⚠️

Anyone else notice in the Azriel chapter how similar the necklace he gave to Gwyn for Solstice is to the necklace Bryce has in House of Earth and Blood? And Azriel hinted that it may be more than it seems (which makes me think it has some sort of protective elements- just like Bryce’s)

[soldmysoultootomeboys]

Hi! Can I request headcannons for the human brothers accidently summoning an angel mc instead of a demon and the angel mc insisting on sticking around and helping them?

The other brothers: :) Satan: >:)

This has been in the drafts for too long. I really love the absolute mood switch between Lucifers and Mammons. And just Satans in general ig.

Lucifer

After years of religious trauma at the hands of his father Lucifer finally thought he was free of any connection to the church. Summoning a flaming seraphim at 3 in the morning was not a pleasant way to find out that he was wrong.

As for you, being summoned for the first time in your long long life was an unwelcome surprise. You were a seraphim for heaven's sake. The cream of the crop, highest of the high, and that wasn’t pride speaking only facts. You were crucial to running the celestial realm.

But somehow you’re undeniably tied to his human. You could feel where his soul became intermeshed with your very essence. How wrong it felt to be tied to something so mortal, and delicate, and free.

Any attempts to leave would surely be met with disaster.

So you stay. Lucifer is cold. You can’t blame him. Being there reopens old wounds that he’d rather have remained closed. But just ignoring each other isn’t going to work.

He’s not interested in the celestial realm, and despises any blessing you try and give him, but a fresh cup of coffee during an all-nighter seems to make him brighter than any magic you could do and when you run your hands through his hair he looks at you with more fondness than you can comprehend.

You learn to be more human. He learns to let go of the past.

And one day you find that you don’t want to leave anymore.

For celestial sake that thought should as well be treason! But it’s true.

It’s a spring afternoon and Lucifer plays celestial lullabies on his piano and you want nothing more than for the beautiful night to come so you can sweep him in your arms and remind him how he glows.

You don’t know what is right and what is wrong anymore, but you know that this human is yours and you are his. To rip off your wings would be to find solace in his arms. But you can not give him that. This he knows.

So you promise to protect him, in words he can’t hear but he understands. The spread of your wings shield him from the world and you press blessings to his skin in the shape of the crescents in his back and your lips on his neck. If nothing else you’ll keep him safe. When the world seems too big and the stress of his life gets him down you’ll always be here for him to crawl back to. You can give him that much.

Mammon

That was it

You had to have been assigned the stupidest human in the world

When you were promoted to guardian angel you kinda thought it would be more ‘protecting orphans’ and ‘guiding lost puppies back home’ NOT watching a grown man spend his last paycheck on his eighth Nigerian prince scam

Seriously mammon? Did the prophetic dreams you sent mean nothing? The visions of the future he coincidentally had after hitting his head on a light post, only simple illusions? What more could you try beyond simply marching down their and clocking him on the head yourself?

...unless

Raphael would have your wings if you went to the human world. But that would be a lot less painful that having to watch whatever Mammon was going to do with all the rubber cement he just bought.

The next morning you decide to sneak down. The city was amazing, all colored light and fun machines that whizzed by you on the streets

But you had to stay focused

You were an angel on a mission

You made your way towards central park. Mammon went there every morning to swindle tourists out of their wallets. If you were fast you’d get there before the first patrol office started chasing him.

Spotting the albino you marched straight towards him, readied yourself, and smacked him over the head.

Maybe not very angel-like but it worked.

One introduction later and you're officially a guardian angel

Mammon’s actually pretty nice once you get to know him. Sure he may be a bit too obsessed with lining his pockets but for all his talk he never hesitates to try and help you out.

Consistent affection and care is good for him. He never really knows how to react when you wrap your wings around him but even with his tsundere objections it's obvious he’s pleased.

He’ll take whatever scraps of affection you’ll give him and practically beams at every little gesture you do, no matter how small or insignificant.

You do have to be careful though.

At his request you had attempted to bless him with a bit of luck. An easy enough spell for an angel like you (even if you were 90% sure he planned to go gambling after). Whatever scheming he’s doing immediately stops the moment you cup his face. He seems to freeze when you lean in, placing a gentle kiss on his cheek

You were about to congratulate yourself on a spell well done when you noticed the condition he was in. He was like a living statue, a statue with a very very red face

Before you can ask what was wrong he flails pushing you away and darting off to his room

Any attempts to speak to him the rest of the day were met with incoherent shouting.

It might be best to withhold any magic until you can figure out how humans work

Levi

Once again Levi’s dedication to anime gets him into trouble

It started with his most recent obsession, a new anime that follows a group of angels, produced by the famous company, Dove. The plot, the animation, the soundtrack, all of it was amazing so when they came out with a new limited edition item featuring the very symbol that the main character wore he just had to have it

The moment it came he was setting it up on its own altar, a handmade replica just like in the show only for- Oh no

Before his eyes burst a shining visage of light and then you

You blink in surprise, whether it's from taking a human form for the first time in decades or the strange new room you were in, only you know

The scene may be foreign but the guy quivering on the floor was not

BE NOT AFRAID

Your booming voice echoes around the room

For some reason the guy begins to freak out even more

Didn’t he see your halo? You even told him to not be afraid. Were humans really so strange? :(

Oh well. You hum making your aura as comforting as possible and slowly the guy calms down enough for you to coax him into a seat as you begin to explain.

Which might not have been the best move.

The moment it sunk in he was bombarding you with questions

Yes you were an angel, no you didn’t know what anime was, yes you had wings, no you didn’t have any secret ultimate moves...whatever those were

He ranted and raved over this and that and you let him. He seemed like he needed someone to talk to. It also let you piece together what had happened.

He seemed to be a natural sorcerer, and a powerful one at that if he could someone an angel with no training or even knowledge that he could do magic

Just a few minutes in his presence made his self loathing obvious. Mix in a bit of anxiety and envy and you essentially have Levi in a nutshell

So you decide to stay

What kind of angel would you be if you just left him here? Michael would understand.

Or he wouldn't, it didn’t really matter because you already made up your mind.

Living with Levi is an experience for both of you.

He introduces you to so many new things. He had little boxes that could control light and screens containing actual people to talk to. It was all quite fanciful

In return you act as his friend, encouraging him to go out with you and attending cons with him, even if you still weren't exactly sure what cosplaying is

Slowly he begins to open up for you

He’s still nervous to go out in public, and a complete introvert at heart.

But that was fine. You could both figure out this new world together, at your own pace

Satan

Definitely was not trying to summon a demon to lay havoc on his enemies

Nope, not him he says all while trying to casually kick away vials of mysterious fluids

...Right

You’ve been down to the human world enough to know a demon summoner when you see one

Or in this case a failed summoner

He has no excuse for why he called you and instead seems more insistent that you leave

As much as you you might like to return to the celestial realm, you cannot in good conscience leave a man that you know is going to try and raise hell on earth the moment your gone

So you stay, and it's a good thing you do

This man has anger issues like no other

You thought Raphael was bad this guy is like a demon himself

However he seems willing to try and make the best of what he considers a bad situation

He asks you a lot of questions on the celestial realm

For a guy who knows so much about the devildom he seems to really be lacking on any knowledge on the other celestial beings

He mostly asks you questions on the celestial war, which is a touchy topic at best and downright upsetting at worst

He’s very interested in your opinions as your point of view is very different from his own, what with being a different species and everything

You learn things too, mostly about humans and cats but you suppose its a fair trade

Because of this you become close friends

You really win him over when he finds out your calming aura naturally attracts the stray kittens Satan's been trying to pet for the last few months

It’s not uncommon to head out to late night coffee shops and discuss the merits of different aspects of your lives

But maybe you’ve gotten a bit to close when he starts asking you to revise his summoning notes

Asmo

Apparently a lifetime of partying has prepared Asmo for some very weird discoveries

When you're sent down to the human world you have one job, find and keep an eye on the potentially dangerous summoner who's been in contact with multiple high level demons in the past few days.

Instead you end up meeting Asmo

You were prepared for a fight, not to be tackled into a hug the moment you revealed yourself

Asmo on the other hand is squealing with excitement

Sweetie, he's been waiting for this moment! This is his first time meeting an angel after all

He immediately begins talking about everything he wants to do

You quickly find out that he hasn’t made any pacts...yet, if only because he “couldn’t bear to damage his skin with such an ugly mark”

...Well you suppose that's a reason to not sell your soul

Even thoughts he's aware of the three realms it doesn’t make him any less enamoured with you

He’s never met an angel, he’s quick to mention. He’d love to get to know you, if you get what he means ;)

Are all humans so upfront?

If you decline he still wants to see your true form, even after you explain that no, if you transform you will not just be a beautiful angel with wings but instead a glowing mass of eyes and feathers and angelic light that will probably end up blinding him

Blinded because of your beauty ;) ;) ;)

That said he’s easily satisfied when you just bring out your wings.

He loves fussing with them and decorates them with jewelry and roses whenever you leave them out

He even starts an angel trend on insta after posting a photo as if they were coming from his back instead

Claims your glowing aura is great for his skin

You’re not sure if that’s a pick up line or if he’s serious but he definitely basks in your presence

Loves when you talk about the celestial realm, somewhere he desperately wants to go

I mean it's the only place that's fit for a beauty like him right? But of course he can’t die yet, his fans would be sooo upset

You agree to bring him up there one day, even if that sounds a little morbid

Of course he asks you to become his guardian angel

That may not be your actual job but you can’t resist his puppy dog eyes

You and him go pretty much everywhere together, bar some more xxx rated sites

He introduces you to parties and bars, and while you don’t indulge it's enjoyable to see humans in their natural element. They’re so fun and free spirited just like Asmo

Maybe that's what attracted you to him in the first place

He loves life for what it is, something so admirably human

But you don’t slack off either. You take your role as Official Guardian Angel seriously. You guard his drinks when he goes to the bathroom, and hum celestial lullabies when he’s sad and escort him down dark alleys when walking home. He has nothing to fear with you around.

You’ve become very fond of this human. Perhaps you’ll stick around a bit longer than you planned

Beel

It’s rare to be assigned to a human so...mundane

But that’s exactly what Beel is. He goes to the gym in the mornings, works a nine to five, and comes back home to his dog

He even has a good relationship with this family, do you know how hard that is to find in this day and age???

The only thing even slightly abnormal about this guy is his appetite

He could put a gluttony demon to shame with the way he eats

But the point is you really can’t figure out why you’ve been assigned to him or how your supposed to guide him

Eat a little less? Stop stealing your brother's lunch?

It’s the first time in a long while you’ve been so stumped

So you do what any sane angel would, go down to the human world to meet him yourself

He’s a likeable guy and it’s easy to get close to him, more so do to your angelic status

Although it’s surprising how well he takes the whole angel revelation

To be honest your pretty sure he forgets most of the time

He tends to follow you around, especially at night when he insists on walking you to wherever you need to be. It’s sweet even though there's little that can really harm you in the human realm

You quickly realize that he’s the type to have nightmares, usually calling out for one of his brothers or his sister

It’s become habit to wake up and head to his room

Just being there seems to calm him down

The first time he wakes up when your doing this he ends up asking you to stay

Isn’t shy about sharing the bed either.

He’s easy going so goes along with whatever idea you have

Especially when he starts finding snacks in his bag, each one blessed for a good day or to stay full or whatever little thing you thought of that day

Belphegor

Humans can’t see angels. Not unless they want to be seen, you remind yourself for what must be the tenth time.

But you’re almost certain that guy is looking right at you.

Step to the left, his head follows

To the right, his eyes narrow looking at you like your some puzzle he just hasn’t figured out yet

…this was fine

You turn around pretending to just not see him in hope that he’ll get distracted by something else

...you glance back. Why was he still looking at you? What is with this creep?

Enough is enough.

You march over there ready to ask what his problem is. Instead he beats you to it.

Eh? You’re an angel right? He asks before you can say anything.

???? Shouldn’t he sound more shocked.

The guy just sleepily blinks. He doesn’t look like a sorcerer or a witch, in fact you can’t feel any magic from him at all.

You go to ask only to realize he’s sound asleep. It’s not like you could just leave him here. And at the same time a human who can just see angels is an oddity of itself.

You decide to hang around for a while. Belphegor doesn't mind. He only says something about it being "too troublesome to drive you off," and "you'd look like you'd just come back anyways"

Belphie sticks to you like glue, if glue was absolutely insufferable and seemed to enjoy annoying you at every possible moment

You would think this would be easy. I mean he sleeps all day and when he’s not sleeping he’s napping. Simple enough right? Wrong

When he was awake he was committed to pushing every single button you have

If it seemed like it might inconvenience or annoy you he was already doing it. Trying to smack your halo, pounce on you, or even jump off the roof just to see you scramble to catch him. He was like some terrible terrible cat

Luckily he was never energetic for long. When he wore himself out he’d retreat to the roof of his crappy one bedroom and wait for you to join him

He liked to look at the stars and he’d point them out to you. Orion, Polaris, Sirius, he would mutter, bringing you back to the days when Michael, who was once so fond of you, would sneak you down to the human world just to show you the stars and darkness the celestial realm could not offer

When he finally got tired you would take over reciting Celestial names and marking the sky with your finger just to show him where they’d be.

Those times were pleasant. Even if they were brief.

“I’m gonna jump.”

“Do it.”

“You’re an angel. Aren’t you supposed to stop me before I do something stupid?”

“You won't.”

“Aight. Bet.” Belphie pitches forward and you just manage to catch him by the leg before he falls off the roof.

Brat.

Always ruining a good moment.

You can’t even be mad. The moment you pull him up he’s already resting his fluffy head in your lap waiting for you to pet him.

He may be the most troublesome human in the entire three realms, but he’s your human

[oliviajdjarin]

SJM Universe

Azriel Shadowsinger: Masterlist

I’ll Be Fine

Welcome Back (part two to I’ll Be Fine) *SMUT*

Dance With Me

Book Worm

On The Floor *SMUT*

Good Morning *SMUT*

Taken

Wingspan *SMUT*

Keep Talking

Worst Fear—Worst Nightmare

Test Me

Nervous

Not Tonight *SMUT*

Young God

Sex Habits *SMUT*

Inertia

Unexpected (multi-part)

Part 1

Part 2 *semi-SMUT*

Part 3 *SMUT*

Ruhn Danaan: Masterlist

Personal

Sweet Relief *SMUT*

Rowan Whitethorn: Masterlist

Mine

[yazthebookish]

i honestly don’t blame you for wanting to leave the acotar fandom (perhaps not completely but just no longer being an active participant) i’ve been reading sjm’s books since 2014 and seeing how a lot of “fans” have been acting over the last 4 years just caused me to stop actively being a part of fandom for so long. i love finding your page and seeing all your theories and thoughts on the books and look forward to see you talk more about other books (like the fbaa and flesh and fire series) without having to worry about being harassed over fictional characters. i do hope we’ll get to see your thoughts on house of sky and breath because crescent city is my favourite sjm series and honestly not enough people talk about it especially on this app when it comes to theories and headcannon’s etc. here’s to whatever you decide to post about from here onwards💓🫂

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