#cute ass rat mf

[coquettetoji]

{⚡️} GETO SUGURU MOODBOARD

★ geto suguru general hcs ★

— now how do i even begin with this fine ass man

— he’s 6’5, lean muscular with a mf 8 pack like those hawaiian rolls from costco, they’re so defined and just them + his pale skin is 😏

— towers over everyone, will do that arm next to your head leaning towards you against the wall type of thing just to get you acting up

— his hands are big, not huge but definitely really big, they’re bony and veiny but callous

— his ears are pierced on each side, he has a diamond stud on both ears. he also has a nose ring on the left nostril

— left handed mf, don’t ask why he just is **also wears silver rings, suguru isn’t a gold typa guy 🙁

— his voice is really smooth and deep, like it has a certain vibrato to it that just makes me wet go feral alongside everyone else

— genetically has perfect teeth, also has a tooth gem on one of his canines, his tongue is pierced too

— has a lot of tattoos, but they aren’t huge just small ones scattered throughout

— hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair (it’s perfect) it’s jet black and wavy, pieces are always falling in-front of his face but it’s so hot

— only wears the color black, white, or any type of neutral tone color. you’ll probably never catch him dead in like a bright yellow shirt

—onto personality, this boy literally has puppy mentality

— like he’ll act super big and tough but once he’s around people he’s comfortable with he just melts

— has a very sarcastic sense of humor, half the time people don’t even know if he’s joking or serious now

— gym rat alongside gojo, they’re designated workout buddies

— loves physical touch as a whole and is definitely a golden retriever type of guy even though he looks kinda scary and mean

— his favorite hobbies are cooking and drinking, as for cooking he’s cooking at like a culinary chef level it’s scary

— also loves street racing, kinda illegal but kinda fun 😏

— has a very high tolerance when it comes to drinking, will probably get a bit tipsy after 7 or more drunks

— drives a bmw with black exterior and red interior, it also has skylights he installed himself (he’s a car guy)

— he’s a big partier when it comes to drinking and smoking but is so chill about it, like he’s so calm while the rest of his friends are just screaming

— has super fast reflexes? and it’s really hot? like really really hot?

— honestly always on his phone bc he’s a tiktok guy, he doesn’t post thirst traps they’re in his drafts but he just finds the videos entertaining

— listens to a variety of music but his top choices have to be keshi, and brent faiyaz ** hes also an apple music user 🤢

— definitely has a flirty personality but is super shy but people flirt back to him, honestly a cute guy stuck in a fuck boy’s body is what i’m trying to say

— extremely respectful to his elders, will gladly help a grandma cross the street any day!

— in all, he’s definitely a 6/10 on fuck boy scale, he’s just such a sweet and respectful guy and we love him #INEEDYOUSOBADPLEASEGETO

💌 new message from mica ‧₊˚✧

ive been procrastinating so much with posting i’m sorry to my 37 followers ( appreciate y’all ) 🙁🙏

the hair omfg 😫😫😫😫

[bitciziad]

greasy oiled up bbg || blood CW!

more under the cut!

omfg genuinely this is so embarrassing it completely slipped my mind to add a content warning or another version without blood yall please ignore me LMFAOOO this is what i mean by i’m new to tumblr so expect more clueless moments like this next time AHAHHA

(TYSM @/lewditydegreeblog for adding that one tag in your reblog, i knew i was missing something but i got that gold fish brain)

okay we’re back- the bloody clothes have no context whatsoever i just thought it looked cool cuz i love apocalyptic vibes and i’ll admit, kylar 100% is prepared for it. like a roach. you can’t get rid of him and neither will zombies or aliens or viruses. he has a million hunting knives, pockets galore, literally makes chemical weapons. he better learn to stitch his pants back together though.

ANYWAY BACK WITH MORE KYLARRR, thank y’all sm for the reactions to my last post on him!! i appreciate it a lot holy shit y’all are great and the tags ?? love y’all LMFAO so here’s more as a thanks <3

i got a funny idea for that papa roach thing btw i’ll probably post it later if i can actually do anatomy but yknow that dramatic cliche pose of someone on their knees ripping open their jacket ?? yeah

he’s so cute love u kylar when you’re not trying to stalk ppl (i avoided him for like three months in game time after the halloween event cuz my pc went with whitney IMSORRY)

also you cannot convince me otherwise that the local alley cats don’t absolutely DESPISE his ass, especially in the residential district, those stray alley cats beat kylar’s ass like it’s ON SIGHT any time he tries jumping the gate to and from the orphanage. they got a mark out for him, can smell his garlic ass a mile away. he scrambles, the cats are bailey’s unemployed thugs atp, doing that bastard a favor. idk how to draw cats

ironically except for whitney probably like no wonder why that idiot just hangs out in the alleyways 24/7. doesn’t even love cats he’s just that type of fucker that animals like but who’s he to complain if the random town cats also have a weird funny vendetta against kylar. love you whitney muah, and yes the whitney addition is 100% inspired by one of truthful_lier’s headcanons for whitney on Ao3!! animal magnet tbh i see the vision and i AGREE.

tbh besides the fact it’s just funny as fuck for random alley cats to hiss at kylar and chase him away or scratch him (would be just another reason why he always has scratches on his hands and face too), animals sensing the paranormal or something probably has something to do with it.

like even the animals probably think he’s a garlic smelling weirdo with some “off” vibe that just REEKS of supernatural remnants (his parents ofc) that makes the hair on the back of your neck prickle cuz it’s just an uncomfortable, foreboding feeling that’s just off.

jkjk he’s just getting punked by stray cats for no reason whatsoever. he gets bullied at school and now by the local stray litter shitters just for the hell of it. no context no reason it’s just on sight.

also here’s close ups cuz idk if tumblr ruins quality or not but yeah here’s this sopping wet cat of a guy. ALSO HEAR ME OUT PLEASE- the eye shaped gauges ??? you see where i’m going with this right RIGHT

also pls ignore it if you see me edit the tags they were off center and it bothered me LMFAOO but anyway my interpretation is 100% inspired by yall <3 i love this greasy little rat mf cant believe a p0rn game cured my artblock but idc i love it

[littlekohai77]

Hello 👋😁😊

Can I pls request dating headcanons for Duke Grane and Jurion Patrick?

Thank you very much 💖💖

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚜. 𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍.

🄲🄷🄰🅁🄰🄲🅃🄴🅁🅂: Duke, Julian

🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶🅂: Duke being a creep, stalker, dumb bitch. Infidelity, reverse pedo vibes.

*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿　　✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*

🚩🅳🆄🅺🅴 🅶🆁🅰🆈🅽🅴:

If you're looking for a good time, look somewhere else.

Nah but like, in all seriousness, I personally wouldn't recommended him as a boyfriend.

The best thing about this relationship is probably the harsh dicking down.

If you're not into that then uh... Nothing good to see here.

You guys have probably known each other for a while because otherwise I don't know how you put up with his ass.

Everything was at least tame before he got ratted out. (Revelation of him being part of Frame. )

He's pretty harsh with his words. No you don't get that much of a pass even as his lover.

Shopping dates cause he literally focuses on training so much and he can't find time to actually spend quality time with you and thinks that buying you gifts will somehow make up for that.

It doesn't.

Honestly pretty good at cuddling. Latches on like a leech. And once he's asleep, you ain't getting no where. And if you wake him up, he will be so cranky and probably go off on your ass and be all whiny.

It's kinda cute, until he starts talking about some other girl and how they wouldn't treat him like this and that you should be grateful he CHOSE YOU.

He is a master at braiding your hair. You don't know how but he's just miraculously good at it. Maybe it's the time he spends around Cain?

He's really good with his fingers.

This mf sleeps like a fucking rock. Doesn't move, doesn't make a single noise. You're literally trapped in his embrace. Rip to you when you need to pee or poo cause he literally moves to the other side of the bed and refuses to even look at you cause he petty like that.

He has his soft moments too.

Like when he wakes up, there are two alarms. With like 10 minutes between them. And he spends those 10 minutes just cuddling you or admiring your sleeping face cause he gets to do neither of those when his head hits the pillow at night. He simply doesn't have the energy, so he's trying to make up for it.

Never apologizes first. It's always gotta be you. Doesn't matter if he's in the wrong. You have to let your pride down first.

So if you're a very stubborn person it's likely y'all have been Ex's for a long time or have broken up like 11 times before.

After the reveal and when he's officially in Frame, he literally begins beating up whoever even looks at you.

He will literally cut the persons arm off if they touch you. If the person is someone lower than him only though. He's not foolish.

He literally has tabs on you at all times.

Training dates <3 those are his favourite because you both get to improve and spend time together. But if you're stronger than him, it'll be such a hit to his ego, he'll literally go completely silent for 3 minutes and won't recover for 3 months. But after that he'll be very proud and smug and be all "Yeah!! That's my s/o!!"

Still acts like he's stronger than you.

Doesn't know the sidewalk rule.

Can't cook for shit. The best you're getting out of him is those 'healthy' smoothies he makes that taste like sweaty ass cheeks and spinach.

You guys sometimes have self care-ish dates where you two just lay in bed the whole day and relax. They're like really really rare and the day after Duke walks around acting all cold and smug and not even looking your way like he wasn't clinging to you for dear life and whining to return to bed as you prepared breakfast (it was 4 pm) just the day before.

The amount of times he has been close to just locking you up cause he hates others looking at what's 'his'.

💍🅹🆄🅻🅸🅰🅽 🅿🅰🆃🆁🅸🅲🅺:

Honestly an ideal boyfriend.

Takes good care of you.

Treats you well and respects you.

Showers you in love and gifts.

Is so freaking good at giving massages. Like this boy got magic in his hands cause they have you moaning in seconds.

Stressed? Don't you worry. He's got you covered.

Will cancel every meeting on your schedule no matter how important it might be for the sake of letting you rest. If it's like really important, he will attend in your stead.

It's somewhat likely and you guys have been betrothed to each other since young, maybe even before birth.

At some point in his life, he had a big fat CHUNKY crush on you. But nowadays he just treats you like a friend when it comes to romance.

Would literally abandon his work if you just said the word.

Brings you trinkets from where ever he had to go for work. Except for that one time when he went to South Korea.

Becomes weirdly distracted and distant after that.

You guys go on shopping dates, fancy dinner dates but mostly domestic dates. Because after hectic day, both of you can agree you don't have the energy to get dolled up anymore.

If he ever has to cancel a date he has with you, he always calls you and apologies like its the end of the world and makes up for it ten fold.

But then one day you were getting ready for a date night and then got cancelled on through TEXT. This was not your Julian. And for some reason your heart was beating out of your chest that night like something bad was about to happen.

Guess what he was doing? He was being an unfaithful son of a bitch and using his brother so that he could talk to Jiyoung.

His lil brother Ian, despite being the dick that he is, feels so genuinely bad for you.

And has admitted to you that you should dump his brother and date him.

Has admitted that you're not as pretty as Jiyoung but saved himself by saying that that doesn't mean you were less than her because he honestly didn't find her personality anything interesting. You don't know if he was lying to butter you up but you hope he wasn't.

If you confront Julian he's gonna pull every excuse on planet earth but will not in a million years admit to being unfaithful to you. But deep inside he knows. But he's too drunk on surface level beauty.

He starts forgetting dates. Cancelling on your ass. And straight up leaves you on delivered.

And with how much you hang around Ian now, you might as well date him. Ian doesn't mind. Trust me. You're his fantasy girl. The one he has always wanted. If you're hesitant to date him cause he a minor, he'll make you promise to give him a chance on his 18th birthday. He's literally so persistent even if you brush him off time and time again. Literally got eyes only for you and your ass.

Julian knows the side walk rule.

Very gentlemanly.

Will put his blazer, sweater, jacket and everything else on you and leave himself all bear even if it's literally snowing.

Very cute in the mornings after a steamy night. Doesn't wanna let you go. Becomes such a cuddle bug.

Ngl, if he ever cheats on you, like actually cheats on you, like fucks Jiyoung or something, he will literally be mad at you for getting upset about it. Cause at that point he has evolved into Sovieshu 2.0.

Literally so jealous. So so jealous if you start getting along with other men. ESPECIALLY HIS BROTHER. Like he starts insulting you and tells you to stop being a pedo when it's literally he's brother who's in love with you and chasing after you without you even doing anything.

He's such a male wife.

Cause he cooks very well. Really great at making fancy ass dishes. And baking too. Literally give him his own cooking show.

[taexual]

Ara you're actually trying to kill me, I'm sure (also this is a long one, I'm sorryyy)

he collapsed back onto the pillows and buried his face in his hands, a ridiculous smile spreading beneath his fingers as his heart continued to race in his chest.

Pls we're twinninnng, this is me reading your series btw, the definition of giggling and kicking my feet at its finest

Also, me thinks that Joon and Maggie deserve their own altar each, I love them, with him casually saving their asses and talking some sense into oc as he should, and Mags representing each of my thoughts, like

“That fucking loser,” she said. “That massive fucking piece of shit. Fucking good-for-nothing rat. Motherf—”. “Yeah, Mags,” you interjected, knowing she might not stop for a while.

Let’s kill him”. “Or, you know,” she added in response to your and Luna’s expressions, “let’s beat him up. That’ll work, too.”

I have never felt this represented in any form of media, let her continue please, Sid just keeps pissing me off and she deserves to take her frustrations out, preferably on him in a very violent way, maybe even with a brick or a chair, idk

You ended up watching each of the boys leap over the threshold of the door for no reason whatsoever, just to see who could jump the farthest—until Jungkook smacked his head right into the top of the door frame.

This has happened irl, I have no doubt about it. And I have to say, I absolutely love the way you portray the guys in the series, obviously we don't know them personally and never will, but as far as the persona each of them maintain for the public and what is shown in the media, this feels accurate and warm somehow, without engaging too much in the stereotypes, or forgetting that they're humans despite our (and the world's) expectations. I'm always glad to find writers like you to keep this thoughtful and respectful approach, even when it comes to fiction <3

Pouting, he walked over to you after everyone else had finished laughing and left. You fixed his hair, trying to bite back your laughter, and he pulled you into a hug.

Jungkook was about to object—you couldn’t remove your hands from his skin so abruptly, there was a certain procedure you had to follow to ensure he could still breathe when you were no longer touching him.

Stop it right now, this section made my heart EXPLODE, they're so mf cute, I'm so aloneeee jfc, like if you look up the word 'simp' his photo is showing up, there's no discussion

Still, he paused again by the door, giving you one last overly dramatic nod over his shoulder as if he were in a spy film. Then he left with a triumphant fist in the air after finally earning a chuckle from you.

Their banter has me squealing again, but who's surprised, honestly, this is like the 92828 time I say this, but their. dynamic. is. everything. to. me. I cannot stress enough how heartwarming it has been to see them allow themselves to express those feelings with time, so proud of my children :c

Stopping, you looked around warily until you finally spotted Minjun’s head peeking out from behind the corridor wall.

OH HEY BOO, I'm glad we're seeing more of his role here, and the entire interaction with Jude was uncomfy yes, but it brought us answers, some pity for him ngl, aswell as excitement for their plan, and it reenforced my admiration for oc, bc what a good person she is. I'm not surprised in the slightest about Sid letting his closest friend(pet) die, and I hope he rots in hell, alone and bitter while my babies live and love freely :D

Luna noticed the slight commotion and approached you. As soon as you finished telling the girls what happened to your handbag, she broke into a surprisingly graceful, but very, very drunken performance of flailing her limbs and singing, “I knew it! I fucking knew it!” while Taehyung watched her from the doorway with unmistakable fondness. He had genuinely never looked more in love.

Him and Jungkook go head to head over who is the most whipped, and I need me a partner like this, tyvm

“I am learning to be okay with others knowing, though. And I want you despite that. Despite others. Despite everything. I want to be with you.

No because I would die immediately, what do you mean oc, you cannot just say stuff like that and expect people not to propose on the spot, jk get the ring, I'll be the officiant idc

And know presenting a compilation of more tender moments from this chapter we have:

“And it’s okay,” he continued. “I can’t make decisions for you, but you’re—you have us. We’ll always have your back. We won’t sit idly if we find out the label made you resign.”

You’ve found your family when you met Rated Riot. They made bets about your relationship, they teased each other at nearly every possible moment, they complained and argued, but they supported each other with unwavering loyalty. And you were prepared to fight, if it came to it, to stay with them.

Then Maggie caught you off guard by wrapping her arms around you—as if you’d crossed Middle Earth and battled Smeagol for her phone—and you realised how safe, happy, and comfortable you felt here.

He could hear Taehyung singing along to “Do I Wanna Know?” by the drinks table while Luna and Maggie waved the flashlights on their phones dreamily for extra ambience in the dimly lit room. He could also see, most unusually, the way Hoseok and Jimin seemed to be exchanging money right behind the two girls.

All these to say that I'm a SUCKER for the platonic affection, the found-family trope, the comfort, support, silliness, honesty, and love that comes with it, and specially the way you always manage to include those fragments of their interactions, personalities and memories in the story; bc yeah oc and jk will always be the main focus, but the fact that you make the effort of showing us the characters' (both main and secondary) struggles and development really ties everything together, and makes this au one of my favorite series of all time, I genuinely have enjoyed it more than some published books, you have so much talent Ara c:

I'm sure this ask is lengthy enough, sorry about that, but I loved this part (one of my favorites for sure), and I hope you take care of yourself, see you in the next one!! 💜

babe, you are a dream come true, please don't ever apologise, you're perfect 🥺 thank you so much for sharing your beautiful thoughts and for hitting probably every single mark i was the most excited for you to read 😭🙏🏻

i love all of these characters so much, so hearing that you've enjoyed their little moments too is the biggest gift for me, thank you so much 🥺🤍🤍🤍

you are heaven-sent, i don't know what to say. your messages are absolutely, without any doubt, every writer's dream, and i seriously can't thank you enough for this!!!!!! i love you 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[4awny]

do you have any crenny head canons? Or any of the characters

crenny headcanons you ask? i gotchu

here's 4 i plucked from my garden this morning:

Whose more emotional?

kenny. guy wears his heart on his sleeve. got a heart of pure gold. bless

craig kinda surpresses his feelings

like oh, something bad just happened to me? oh. okay. idk how to handle this unexplained emotion

kenny gotta help him sometimes. like telling him it's ok to be sad

it's not that craig refuses to show emotion

he just doesn't really know how to process things

it takes a while for his emotions to catch up

like lag on the brain

a hint at how craig's parents could have done better?

Who generally sleeps better?

ahhh you may think it's ye old InsomniaCraig! headcanon. not today my friend

craig is like a log when he sleeps. blacked out. gone. totally out of it. ain't nuthin waking that mf up til he's had his 8 and a half hours of beauty sleep

kenny is a light sleeper. guy had a bad upbringing, what do you expect? poor baby will wake up and stay up all night

and then walk around with red eyes for the next two days

also craig takes an hour to get out of bed

man loves his sleep

we must agree that kenny sleeps better with craig next to him

Any bad habits?

kinda subjective this one so i'll keep it as mutual as possible

as young teens, kenny would often steal cigarettes from his parents and share them with his friends

started to sell them at school

but then some kid ratted him out so he got suspended from school for a few days. pretty sure it was cartman

as he got older, his brother would buy them for him instead

at this point kenny got addicted

craig just kinda socially smoked for fun but then kenny kept offering him some

it's not like he was ever going to say no was he

prolly smoked weed together a bunch of times too

through their 20s, kenny realises he has an addictive personality. binge drinks with his friends on weekends

heavy drugs involved, but nothing too mental. he just kind of parties too hard

wrong crowd i guess

craig grows out of all of that when he's in his late twenties. just wants to settle down and live the quiet life

ok this has gone on for way too long NEXT

Who admitted their feelings first?

bit of an obvious one but yeah. kenny

i mean technically craig did when he 👀 him from across the table that one time and it threw kenny off because he knew what 👀 meant

but yeah kenny was the first to openly admit it

they never really started dating either

they just spent more and more time together

everyone knew but it was never really official

until eventually, they became roommates

yeah. roommates.

they separate at some point in their twenties, had different paths

kenny wants to sort himself out and actually make something of his life

changes it all around

craig continues to work a job he totally hates and then one day he quits

for no reason too

my guy is missing kenny

he's like 35 at this point and missing him. never fully moved on

some cute ass plotline reunites them and they live happily ever after the end

[nanametsuki]

DoL twt links ·⸜(-ᴗ•͈)⸝

sorry for the delay i’ve been a bit busy but it’s finally here! I hope i’ve done well for u guys  (´︹`)

Corrupt Sydney:

messing around in the temple together

y’all cannot tell me he wouldn’t make u his lil discord kitten or bunny

having a quickie in the school library or the temple

Kylar the greasy rat (lovingly):

idk but I feel like he’d enjoy postions like this

wanting to pleasure and peg the shit outta him and he just happily complies

rough sex cuz he startin’ to feel a lil jealous because he thinks ur spending more time with Robin than him...

Robin the sweetest mf ever (who 1000% has a bit of a kinkier side to em):

instead of him waking u up for seggs it’s u waking him up for seggs by teasing him

making him c0ckwarm ur dild0 while he pleasures himself to completion

when ur not there at the orphanage and he sits on ur bed in his cute lil outfit then begins to pleasure himself maybe hoping that you’ll catch him..

Whitney the bully ass mf (again lovingly... kinda):

him tying you up and putting tape over ur mouth while overstimulating u so you can’t beg for mercy.. not like he’d listen anyway

absolutely wrecking ur throat bc u were being disobedient smh

fucking u so hard u squirt like a mf

okay that’s prolly all for now cuz it’s like 4am and i gotta go to sleep, if y’all like this i’ll def do more, if u want any specific genders or whatnot just send an ask!

[69-toojay]

i start reading acitw for reference for a project and get sucked back so hard into the glee rabbit hole like i spent the last hour looking at my fave performances and i just I love sebastian smythe so fucking much no you don't get it

you don't get it at all he's so annoyingly preppy i would have killed him if i went to school with him i wanna slap him so hard for no reason he's so pathetic and hes a Bitch ™ I love that, I love when gay kids are mean for no reason, why was he so hell bent on winning a show choir competition he's so cute, he smiles so hard in his performances, his insults are so juvenile and tired, he's capable of touchingly sincere gestures, he's an enigma, he's the only thing untouched by ribs garbage writing inconsistency because of grant gustins scheduling conflicts, which means his redemption arc is intact,he's an alpha gay, he's duelling a lesbian in a parking lot, he's stealing your ugly boyfriend, he's ruining your jacket, he has Tin tin ass hair, he is throwing a slushie at you. I wanna break him in half I wanna put him back together I wanna point and laugh at him but I also wanna bitch with him

During the apology scene he looked like he was doing homework and the Mama Bear Lesbian in me acted up so hard I was like My rat bastard is all grown up and doing homework instead of petty bullying? 🥺🥺

During I want you back he was doing this weird duck like Acapella sound and me and my friend called him a duckling ever since. I want to be this mfs cool aunt who squishes his cheeks and asks him how's life send tweet.

[atomic-taco-muffin]

You bet I want the other members in part 2 ☺️☺️ please? 🥺🥺 I'm just in a kh Brain rot today

I gotchu!

Organization XIII Members Reacting to you wearing their shirts to bed

Warnings: Same warnings as in part one

Rating: SFW

This horny ass rat man, I swear

Everything you do turns him on! But wearing his shirt to bed, that's the cherry on top!

He loves how big his shirt looks on you (this mf has a size kink!)

And no, you're not getting any sleep if you wear his shirt to bed

Xaldin:

This beefy mf also has a size kink! But he's not as horny as Xigbar is

He finds it cute how you just drown in his shirt

He finds it even more cute how you hide your arms in his shirt so you just look like a little ball

He's definitely letting you wear his shirts more

Vexen:

Ha! Like this man goes to bed!

But in all seriousness, he doesn't even notice you wearing his shirt to bed.

Even if he does notice, he's a bit confused and offended.

He's like "Why the hell are you wearing my shirt?! You have tons of you own ones!"

Yeah, you're making him sleep in his lab

Lexaeus:

This man doesn't get enough attention!

But like Xaldin, you will drown in his shirt.

And yes, he has a size kink.

But once again, like Xaldin he's not as horny as the rat man

Zexion:

He would be so confused.

And stuttering too. He's so flustered when he sees you in it

He's like "W-why are you wearing my shirt?!"

He's not mad about it, but he gets so flustered so easily

Use this to your advantage, folks

Axel:

Mf loves it when you wear his shirts!

He thinks it's cute how it doesn't fit you all the way and hangs off one shoulder.

He'll even let you wear it during the day if you wanted to!

And yes, he'll even spray his cologne on it so that it smells more like him

Saïx

No. Just no.

I'm sorry but that's never gonna happen

Not even if you beg him

Luxord:

He definitely let's you borrow his shirts

Hell, he even leave them out on purpose so that you can take them

He thinks you look beautiful/handsome in his shirts. Hell, he thinks you're beautiful/handsome in anything and everything

And like Axel, he'll spray some of his cologne on his shirts

Marluxia:

With Marluxia, Idk.

To me, he would probably get offended but also not, if that makes sense.

Will he spray stuff on it? Yes, but not cologne. He will spray perfume.

Larxene:

*stupid giggling* mommy

Yes, she would let you wear them but will do it in a reluctant way

She will argue that you have tons of shirts of your own and that you don't need hers.

Until you give her the puppy dog look

Then, she will toss you one of her shirts

She's not even mad about it. You look so damn cute in her shirts

Demyx:

Immediately he says yes.

Like no hesitation, already picking out which one you should wear

And he will let you do this every night!

And he will cuddle with you while you're in his shirts too

[versegm]

Also gimme the deets on Theatre AU!!

Oh BOY this is gonna be a long one. I am incapable of making a normal modern au i NEED these bitches to be freaks in some way I literally can't help it.

The cape Castoria finds is meant to be Saber's cape! The relationship between Castoria & anime girl king arthur would be way too long to explain in thsi post, but they're connected so I figured it would make a cute easter egg.

I considered having Castoria freeload below the deck instead, because I've personally never played in a theater that had storage rooms above deck, but I really wanted to keep the Phantom Of The Opera vibe so I just went fuck it.

Love my girl Castoria who is a paranoid little rat constantly looking for the closest escape route <3

I have no idea how to write Oberon I just imitated Herlock's speech pattern and crossed my fingers

Gray is in fact a different Fate character! the tl;dr of Gray is that she's a regular-ass human, but unfortunately she was born in a weird arthuriana cult, which lead to her body slowly turning into that of king arthur. She has issues with her face a lot because like, if your face shifted to become that of a perfect stranger wouldn't that be fucked up. Coincidentally, Castoria also has king arthur's face, though for arguably less angsty reasons.

The Night of Wallachia is another nasuverse character (technically from Melty Blood rather than any fate work tho.) I will redirect you to Lance's post as to whomst this man is though because I have yet to play Melty Blood myself.

Moly is a plant from Homer's Odysseus btw

Deep fucking sigh I fucking wish. I fucking wish we had more stories about the aftermath of isekai adventures, my man. I want to know what's it like to see someone with medieval wartime reflexes who just refuses to talk about shit. Anyways the entire Guda subplot is just me not being normal about isekais, as per usual.

So this scene was originally a lot longer, with Guda tricking Castoria into giving a lot more personal information (exact date of birth, last name) and ending with them taking a group selfie- all info they can use later on to forge her ID. But it was kinda boring so I just went the "Guda forges papers by winging it and she can't call them out on it without admitting that her own living situation is garbage" route.

Didn't put nearly as much foreshadowing as I would have liked, but it's meant to be a hint of "hey maybe Castoria straight-up created Oberon, cuz how else would he know so much about her?"

Castoria is so fucking gender.

You probably saw me posting about it, but Guda's canon age in fgo is kinda nebulous. At the beginning of the game they are definitely "below the drinking age," but it's mentioned/implied a couple times later on that no one knows how old they are now (I think Vritra? Has a voice line along the lines of "oh you don't drink because you don't know how old you are so you're just being safe by assuming it's below 21? ok") What time travel and time loops and being locked outside of time does to a mf.

The Guda-Castoria-Oberon banter is a fucking joy to write. Bitches who keep teaming up to dunk on the third one.

This bit was inspired by my sister, who has collected all six of her chairs on the streets.

SO FUNNY STORY. I didn't actually ship Castoria/Oberon going in. But like. There was no reason for me not to include them having weird sexual tension, especially considering I was gonna do that with GudaCas and ObeGuda. So I was like whatever I'll keep it ambiguous but I'm not closing any doors. And then like a fool I tricked myself into liking it. I literally never fucking learn.

Ultra mega shout out to my cosplayer friend for their extensive knowledge of how to make fantasy armor.

The Luik festival is in fact a real-life music festival.

Lance was the one to point out that in a way the theater au is a role reversal from canon. In canon, Castoria and Oberon are both painfully aware of what they are and what they need to do, while Guda is increasingly unsure as to what they want and why they want it. Meanwhile here Oberon and Castoria are desperately grasping at any hint as to what is wrong with them, while Guda is crystal-clear on their singular goal of "I need to get the fuck out of here."

I keep forgetting that sexual attraction is a thing so I tried to pay attention to it for once. Hope I didn't overdo it.

Something something you have to let go of your past or you will only end up hurting the people who are in your life now.

When you learn that your friend has been on a path of self-destruction and you are directly to blame bottom text.

I think I already said it, but my original outline was for the three of them to have incredibly violent sex post fight, and then an extra chapter of "mh. Perhaps we should talk about things actually." I remember I wanted the dialogue to go along those lines:

Guda: ok so maybe we should talk about things actually

Oberon: not talking about things worked just fine for us until now

Castoria: it literally did not

Oberon: cranky because hatesex is so much better than regular sex aren't you

Castoria: I wouldn't know, only ever had one of those two

Guda: wait, shit, was that your first time? Oh my fucking god. what the fuck. let me give you an actual proper kiss instead of whatever the fuck this was. Oberon, you kiss her too.

I rewatched a bit of lb6 for unrelated reasons recently and I'd. Completely forgotten that when they reunite with Mash at the end of part one they do in fact act like that.

Quote from the lesson of the moth!

Wanted to make it reminiscent of their first meetings, with Guda also dragging them through a door.

So yeah, that's my self indulgence! I had a lot of fun writing it :) I love... isekais.

[chad-is-the-best-country]

How The Brothers Would React To MC Owning Pet Rats

Genre: Crack, Fluff(?)

Characters: All Obey Me! Brothers + MC and their rats

Enjoy ^^

(Also not proofread because it’s crack)

Undateables + Luke’s turn

Lucifer

Would be surprised

did not expect rats

At first, disgusted

then when you guys bond and you show him your rats more he’ll start to like them

Wont actively try to see them, but if he does he’ll interact with them

Will help take care of them occasionally, maybe thrice a month on average

Will ask before doing anything with them

Went from “wtf is that, another thing to take care of?” to “Of course,MC, I’ll take care of your rats for you.” and “Oh, hello, Mc, I wasn’t expecting you to bring your rats here. May I pet them?”

Mammon

Curious about them at first

Asks about them

Likes them

They remind him of you

The closer you are to each other the more he likes them

Finds them cute

Helps take care of them as much as possible

Will Actively try to see them

Might ask at first, then doesn’t because the rats love him

Uses them as an excuse to be with you

Goes from “ What are those things? What do they do?” to “Yo, MC, lemme in. Your rats miss me.” and “MC, no rats were harmed in the making of that Grimm.” (Cheesy Photoshoot)

Leviathan

Jealous

Rats seem cool

Has definitely watched an anime with a main character who had rats

Likes them

They’re not normies, and he can ramble to them

Will ask you to bring them with you when going to his room,sometimes

Wont ask, but is willing to take care of them

Went from “How come MC gets rats, and all I get is Henry 2.0?!” to “Hey,normie, bring them with you next time we play Devil Kart.” and “(thing that rat did) reminds me of an anime called-”

Satan

mf is evil

Tries to convince Lucifer to get a cat to get rid of your rats

Doesn’t work though

As you guy bond more he starts to read more books on rats to help you

Then he’s not evil

likes them

Wont actively try to see/take care of them, but will if you’ve asked or brought them with you

Went from “Lucifer, you don’t seem to like those rats, I suppose we’ll have no choice but to adopt a cat to be rid of them” to “Mc, I read a book on rats earlier, and it says to try out new rat food, to see if the one you’re using is the best fit. Have you tried that lately?” and “Mc, I really had no involvement. You see, Lucifer’s room simply always had an underground pathway to your rat enclosure. You must have not noticed until he one peed on his important documents for Diavolo.”

Asmo

He finds them adorable

Will help care for and love them

Finds rat-friendly face masks

And some rat clothes (top hat rat was trending on DevilGram for a week)

Posts about them all the time

Really no evolution

Kinda just like

“How cute! MC, you simply must get (rats name) to stop eating the cucumbers on its eyes! That’s part of the face mask experience!” To “MC! My followers simply adore your rat!” and “MC! Your rats just love me! I mean who can blame them! I can’t believe I didn’t see them at all yesterday! That’s 24 hours without Asmo Time™️, which is too much for them to bare!”

Beelzebub

Sweet baby

Loves your rats

Eats with them

(I love this man so much)

Feeds them

Loves helping take care of them and being with them

“Mc, I hope you don’t mind, but I already fed your rats for you. You seemed tired after studying all day.”

Belphegor

Eviler than satan

Evil ass mf

Scares them for fun

His rat scares aren’t dangerous, and the rats are fine, but they make you worried which works for him

Says he doesn’t want to help take care of them

“MC, it appears your rats have been trapped in the attic for the past fifteen minutes, I thought you cared for them?”

(You caught him sleeping with your rats once and you snapped a couple pictures of him.)

[luna-purple454]

What is your Favorite Character from each of those medias you have listed on your pinned post?

AHEJSHGWJDVRHEB IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS I DONT USUALLY GET ASKS-

Harry Potter: Hedwig deffo, little owl guys cute. And maybe Sirius Black (maybe it's just cause of his name but still-)

Rick and Morty: Rick, I hate the bastard but he really is an interesting character tbh. But a total asshole.

PJO: Percy deffo 100℅ prob a bit overrated but like, he's so interesting and stupid and silly scary like "ooOOooo I like BLUE that is my DIET my (2nd) LOVE and my LIFE. Oh yah I also killed like, a titan b 4 lmaooo."

Ninjago: Kai my idiotic, lovable fool. Hot-headed mf with a backstory so unknown that I could basically make my own for him.

GS: Geronimo Stilton, cause tbh the rest of the cast are unbearable (but Benjamin's pretty ok tho ngl). Like, the only reason he got a crush on Petunia is cause she's one of the nicer ones, and she did her own bs to him.

Encanto: Bruno. Ik, overrated, but still. Rat man.

Undertale: Papyrus my beloved, silly, goofy, probably knows more than he lets on, fav skeleton.

Edit: I forgot to mention that for Animator VS Minecraft, my fav is Green. He's just a musical dude who gave Purple (second fav) a chance to redeem like yessss. Redemption that sticks ass so hard they become good.

[onlyjaeyun]

COLD HEARTS J U S T STARTED AND LMFAOAOAOHDAKDJ DAWG WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THESE GCS 😭😭😭😭 easily one of the most unhinged gcs i’ve ever seen ngl 🤞 first of i cant believe that we’re about to start another smau again god bless you zadie and your unreal brain cells 💯 now the fact that u made the maknae line 4liferz makes me emotional like a lil bitch cuz they have a soft spot in my heart like they’re literally alvin and the chipmunks i LOVE THEM 💔💔💔💔 they’re so cute and unhinged ngl me and riki would actually be besties we would be like this 🤞 forever together forever. LOCKED IN 🔒‼️ second why is everyone coming for my manz jaems 🤨🤨 especially hoon like calm down elsa that’s na jaemin you’re talking about ntm on my boy ❕i love nana i don’t know how im gonna handle him being an asshole 💔 (ik it’s for the plot and it makes everything spicier so im SEATED 🪑) anywho heeseung you WHORE why is this man like this oh lord. idk if you’ve seen that one video of him during their concert where he’s literally signalling girls in the crowd to call him like 🤨🤚 CALM DOWN HELLO???? but that’s literally cold hearts heeseung rn. chill 😨 ANYWHO im so intrigued, perplexed and curious (not sponsored by shinee) about WHY sunghoon & yn had a fight 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 AND IT MADE THEM LIKE COMPLETELY FALL APART?? like what was it about yall about to have me galloping like taemin 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐 call me detective conan the way im about to investigate shit like it’s a life or death situation 🕵️‍♀️ (i’m not gonna reach shit.) also STAR PLAYER RIKI LETS FUCKING GOOOO ⭐️ younger brother niki whos literally ready to drop out of the entire team for his sister god i love your mind 🙏🏼 he’s gonna be the star of this smau too i can already tell 😁 anywho moving onto the rats that escaped the sewage what was that girl’s name again??? jakyung?? i gen cant remember is she gonna be our sumin of cold hearts ☹️ man im all about women supporting women and feminism ✊ but girl if this mf turns out to be another pick me sumin & shiah’s love child shit i might actually have to get violent 👊 square up hoe i already dONT LIKE HER AT ALL 🤼 anywho yn pls take the job so ur enemies to lovers arc with hoon can start thank you 🙏🏼

i hope you’re taking care of yourself zadie :D love u sending u so many hugs & kisses ! <3

-⁉️

I GENUINELY THOUGHT I HAD REPLIED TO THIS ALREADY IM SO SORRY BABY 😭😭😭

but firstly thank you SO much for always making my day with your sweet, funny ass messages they're lit my highlight 😭🤍

honwstly knowing you, you'll probably figure out a few bits rather faster bc your brain is like super quick to catch up 👀 can't wait to read your assumptions and ideas !!!!!

and yesss, i haven't included riki in any of my previous smaus so this time he's gonna be the glue of the group!!! and ofc i gave him and yn a super sad backstory to make it even more emotional and i cant wait for you guys to read that!🤍

thank you sm for this baby you made me giggle and ugly chuckle and kick my feet and blush all in the same breath and i love and appreciate you so, so much 🥺🫧☁️

[ballplayersxo]

Imagine dragging Paolo then turning around and saying DEVIN BOOKER is cute.

Beady ass eyes… that mf look like a light skin rat💀

imagine being this wrong

[gothamsworst]

Ratter would be the bitch to frantically shove a love note to his crush in his mouth and eat it in a mad panic if they approached him while he was writing it

GKGHHG, this is simultaneously the cutest and funniest thing I have ever had the pleasure of imagining.

[undermattsun-archive]

I can only imagine y/n abusing that. If calling him bubbs makes sr aone feral, you would catch me calling him that at every given opportunity just to get myself wrecked

i know i would <3

[mostlyghoestly]

can i get the mf uhhhh slashers with a tall s/o ? i can’t stop thinking about lester in particular just resting his chin on my chest n staring up at me n having to lean down to kiss my lil rat boy <33333

Slashers with tall S/O

Authors note: I'll have Lester, Vincent and Bo Sinclair, Jason Voorhees, Micheal Myers, Stu and Bill (1996 Scream)—i support polly ghostface , and Brahms Heelshire. Not all of them will you be taller than them but still taller than others.

Lester Sinclair

Lester by no means is on the taller side. This man is actually about 5'7. With a tall significant other this man would look at you like you're some type of godly person. Lester wouldn't care much on having a taller significant other- although I believe in the beginning he'd be slightly insecure because of his brother Bo's jokes but after some talks that feeling would slowly go away. He'd like to do cute little things, no matter physical or with his words. Lester would most likely say something along the lines of, "Well at least I don't have to ask my brothers to get things off the top shelf for me anymore and I have a pretty sweet view." He said staring at your ass while getting something for him. One of your favorite things is when Lester has his arms around your waist as his chin rest on your chest as he looks up at you with admiration. You lean your head down and give him a big kiss.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent, just like his twin, is a taller boy. Standing at 6'1, making him a lot taller than his brother Lester. He would absolutely LOVE a tall S/O. Let's start off if you were still tall but either an inch or two shorter or even his height. His back would thank you, this man spends HOURS hunched over with his work. To be able to have someone who is as tall as him he would be so thankful. Now if you were taller this man would be WEAK for you. Please he would absolutely do anything he could. He would most likely do the chest thing like Lester. You'd rest your head on his as he draws. He would absolutely make as much art of you as he could.

Bo Sinclair

Bo is also a taller man, he is 6'1 after all. No matter an inch or so shorter, his height or taller - this mad would make fun of you or reject his feelings. Deep down this man would absolutely do anything for you but he's way to insecure. After a long painful time, he'd get use to it. He would love it so much, you make him feel safe. "Hey, how's the weather up there?" He'd smirk at you. Bo isn't one for mushy gushy stuff in public but once in the safety of your guy's room, he's most definitely small spoon.

Jason Voorhees

Jason is a tall man, a whopping 6'5. Honestly I'd be surprised if you are taller then him. Jason honestly wouldn’t care if you are though, he’d just love being loved. The almost puppy like eyes this man would give you is an absolute wreck. Like how do you make this man, 6’5 and Built like he can move the empire state building with a single touch , feel like he’s so small is beyond him. OH THE SCRIBBLES ON PAPER YOU WILL RECIVE BECAUSE OF HOW CONFLICTED HE IS ON HOW HE FEELS ON A TALLER SO. “Shrink” and he would definitely push it in your face and dip. Although please don’t take it seriously , he will love you no matter your height.

Michael Myers

Michael is 6’2, which is decently tall. He honestly wouldn’t care on having a tall or taller SO as long as you knew your place. It also meant less work for him, like you’d be able to reach the top shelf too- so get the fruit loops yourself. Honestly he’d probably end up wondering what it would look like to other to have tall people standing over them. Michael would pat you on the head or use you like an arm rest when he can to make you feel smaller- not that YOU would want to feel that way but for HIM. In conclusion, Michael.exe has crashed.

Stu and Billy

These two are average height- with Stu being the tallest of the two at 5’10 and Billy being 5’8. Them having a taller SO wouldn’t phase them, well at least Stu. Billy although wouldn’t mind if you were in between stu or his height but anything taller would have a slight problem. Mostly personal  insecurities that obviously y’all will have a loving, meaningful talk about and he will disregard it after. The way these guys will rest their heads on your chest knock out is funny. They both end up loving having a tall significant other, now they can be lazy or act like they need help so their tall strong SO will help them.