#cw: donald trump

[shining-dawn]

Interesting linguistic/sociological thing I have noticed: in the years since 2016, countless people from celebrities to high schoolers have imitated Donald Trump's voice for jokes, and there's as n interesting trend in how different people do there Trump impression. People whose natural speaking voice is lower than Donald Trump's, will often exaggerate how much higher Trump's voice is when they imitate him, and people whose speaking voice is higher than Trump's will exaggerate how low his voice is.

This isn't groundbreaking or unexpected in any way, but I find it interesting how such a random little thing can demonstrate how subjectively we all experience the world.

[blorbocedes]

Charles, mouse boy, McDonald's is not meant to be eaten with a knife in fork, its meant to he eaten at 3 am while high off your ass in a shifty old Honda civic while your best friend is either fried out of his mind, or having an epiphany

it's giving

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hello Kitty is a Trump supporter.

She spray painted my house a Confederate flag and I'm not even American.

[iamnmbr3]

Kamala Harris: *is biracial*

GOP:

Vote Blue all the way down the ballot to keep these fascist bigots out of office.

[teddyqd]

i love that this tag has become tumblr's 'breaking news' tag. im sorry to anyone who still uses it as a fandom tag. blame your show for creating the best template for this ig.

i dont have it to hand but

😇: i love you

🧍‍♂️: donald trump nearly just got assassinated

[teresiel]

Yeah, being hit by a stray bullet while sweating and salivating over a geriatric fascist is peak valorous behaviour, what a real one 🙄

[ameliaenya404]

The fun aunt who sneaks you money on your mom's side and the crazy uncle who doesn't believe in the moon landing on your dad's side getting into an argument at the dinner table

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

I just had the most realistic dream that J.D. Vance got shot and killed and I rushed to share the Destiel meme to share the news with everyone

Everyone was like "they didn't miss this time"

[blaithnne]

terrible work, 47

[cowboydarry]

as someone who survived a school shooting when i was 15 it is beyond infuriating to watch politicians care more about donald trump ALMOST being shot than my dead classmates and all the high school freshmen in my class who had to watch them bleed out in front of us because if we helped we would be shot too

[dormats-town]

more people should be horrified on how trump immediately used this attempt to show off his patriotism and how the crowd reacted

[chelledoggo]

okay can i just GO OFF about how angry the Trump-endorsed "God Bless the USA" Bible makes me?

like first of all, one of the most privileged and un-Christlike human beings on the planet using their face to promote a Bible is just... EWWW. and during Holy Week, no less. and ever so conveniently when he has to pay legal bills.

second, by adding political documents to the Bible, they are essentially trying to lump them in with scripture, which is literal blasphemy.

"You must neither add anything to what I command you nor take away anything from it, but keep the commandments of the Lord your God with which I am charging you." - Deuteronomy 4:2 (NRSVUE)

third, this whole thing just screams "American exceptionalism." God sent Their son to earth because "God so loved the WORLD," not because "God so loved the USA." by trying to turn patriotism into something that must be one and the same with faith, you are making an idol out of America, and i'm pretty sure God had a whole-ass commandment about not making idols.

look, it shouldn't matter if you're a hardcore conservative evangelical, or a queer-affirming progressive left-wing Christian like me. or even if you're not Christian at all. this should absolutely disgust you.

[coulsonlives]

[gender-ihardlyknower]

[k4i-ztimz]

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They’re doing sex changes on the illegal aliens in prison :(((

For context, this is a anti-stimboard making fun of the 2024 presidential election, because trump said that for some unholy reason. Also, if you couldn’t tell, the “illegal aliens” are just illegal immigrants, this is so weird man

Also tagging @sillycritterthing

[iamnmbr3]

Donald Trump: *claims to be cognitively fit*

Also Donald Trump: *literally cannot comprehend the concept of someone being biracial*

It's 2024 not 1824.

It is WAY past time to stop being weird and bigoted towards biracial people.

Republicans want to take the USA back. Don't let them. Vote Blue all the way down the ballot.