#daily distraction

[jodhadreams]

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𝔷ü𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔖𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔷𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 .

[artilite]

they're just hangin' out

[dailypearldoodles]

Hello there can I have a Gem and Pearl red duo for my soul?

Day 554

Girls night!

[slowandsteddie]

CW: mention of cum

Steve, puts his hands over Eddie’s eyes

Eddie: “what the fuck?”

Steve: “they were distracting me.”

Eddie, sighing but not bothering to move Steve’s hand

Steve: “now, as I was saying before those beautiful doe eyes interrupted me…”

Eddie, soft noise

Steve: “I love you.”

Eddie, immediately moving Steve’s hand

Eddie: “seriously?? I don’t get to look at you when you tell me that for the first time?? I hate you.”

Steve, grinning: “I know you don’t mean that.”

Eddie: “you don’t know what I mean.”

Steve: “You just came down the back of my throat, you don’t hate me”

[immediatebreakfast]

Jonathan referencing the Arabian Nights fits with exactly what had happened earlier that day. The bride distracting her lord's violence towards her, through storytelling.

But this time, Jonathan takes a more passive role than the bride (Aka. Scheherazade) when he, through many questions, makes Dracula monologue about history, and conquests instead of telling the stories himself.

Both Scheherazade, and Jonathan are at the mercy of a man who can kill them without any repercusions because that person outranks them in both wealth, and class. Both are physically trapped inside a castle with said man with no means of escape by themselves, and with the threat of their lives on the line.

What can they do in this hopeless situation? Scheherazade takes the task for herself to entertain the king with her beautiful tales, feeding his curiosity with every kind of story, and denying him of an ending, in order to live another day.

Jonathan takes upon the task of asking about Transylvania to the Count, making him talk through all of the night, in a way that he can turn around, and use to make Dracula feed his own ego, so he can live another day.

[silentassassin21]

Keyleth being cute in TLOVM 2x03 The Sunken Tomb

[dailypav]

Day 79: two bros up to completely normal activities in pony town

[see-arcane]

“I shall lock the door and secure the key the same as before, though I do not expect any trouble to-night.”

Mina. Mina, no, you’re in a horror novel. Mina, you’re a character in Dracula. Mina, this shit is up there with, ‘I’ll be right back!’ and look where that got Jonathan! Mina!

[hakucho-art]

I can post it here, it’s okay

[just-a-drawing-bean]

daily whopper teaser here

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this part had me laughing

[anza-redstar]

Also, rereading the early chapters, some commenters have really exaggerated Jonathan ‘disregarding’ or ‘ignoring’ the peasants’ warnings. He was immediately worried, he made multiple efforts to get more information, and what he received was “uh, ich spreche kein Deutsch suddenly, ich weiß nicht,” and “DON’T TRAVEL ON ST. GEORGE’S DAY!”

[dailydegurechaff]

Just sending love and appreciation towards you, and the hard work you do to put your art into the world.

ausdfghgf <3 Thank u!!! :')

[bubblepopsims]

The babies went to Geek Con hehe. They dressed up as the new members of the anime Soul Eater. who wields who is a hard one.. when i first thought about it, I said hands down Juju would be the weapon XD She is just so chaotic and assertive and .. hot-headed.. perfect as Izzi's weapon of choice a two-edged sword. i mean... juju XD now Izzi could also be Juju's weapon of choice.. which would be a huge HUGE black scythe with purple smoke *-* Look at Izzi and tell me they couldn't rock that XD But yeah that's what they told everyone at the con XD they switch it up

[dailypearldoodles]

Day 280

I think we should see this skin more

[cerise-on-top]

I love the way you write for the cod women! specifically, Farah (she's my wife) if you feel comfortable writing for chubby readers. Could you write Farah x Chubby Reader? 💕

Hello! I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my writing! Farah is pretty cool I agree! Here you go!

Farah with a Chubby!Reader

Farah doesn’t particularly care about your body type as long as you’re you. She fell in love with you because of your personality, not your body. But that isn’t to say she wouldn’t adore it all the same. It’s a part of you, and therefore it’s as perfect as it could get. She loves you in your entirety, regardless of what you look like, even on those days where you might feel like she deserves someone better than you. Someone who fits the image of traditionally handsome or pretty more so than you do. It’s during those days where Farah would actually become a bit more cuddly than she usually is. She doesn’t touch people very often aside from the occasional friendly pat on the shoulder or maybe patching someone up after a rough fight. She may be touch starved, but she doesn’t really touch people. Not that she detests it, it’s just not her style. So she’d be a bit more touchy with you, reassuring you that you’re lovely just as you are. You’re gorgeous, no one could ever take that away from you. It’s during those days that she’ll demand you lie down on the couch or the bed so she can rest her head either on your chest or your tummy. Both are the perfect napping spot, she’ll claim, even if she doesn’t really take naps during the day. She’ll snuggle into you, hold you close and tell you just how lovely and beautiful you are, beauty standards be damned because the prettiest, most jaw dropping person on the planet is with her right now anyway. Every other fool knows nothing in comparison.

Farah is also pretty good with her words. When she was younger she used to read quite a lot, quite a few things were above her reading level as well, so she knows a few fancy words here and there. She can compare you to just about anything beautiful on this planet, but she does like to tell you that there were some cultures out there where being chubby was a sign of wealth and beauty. And that’s another thing she likes about you: You’re chubby because you can afford food, because you can afford to eat well. She’ll remind you that there were princesses out there, chubby ones, who would be the pinnacle of wealth and beauty because of it. Farah is far from all knowing, but she knows a few things here and there.

Besides, as mentioned before, she’ll love you regardless of what you look like. If she feels particularly touch starved she’ll walk up to you from behind, wrap her arms around you and squeeze your tummy a bit. It’s warm, it’s soft, she gets to hold you in her arms. What’s not to love about the concept? If you’re someone who’s into cute clothing, then Farah fantasizes about seeing you in a cute dress. Something like a fancy lolita dress because she knows you’d look so cute in it. While she can’t buy an outfit like that for you as it is, she hopes that once the situation has calmed down a lot and she won’t have to fight for her life anymore, that Farah can buy you a cute dress.

While she won’t outright ask for it, sometimes she does like being held, so she definitely wouldn’t mind it if you pulled her down on top of you, held her down with your arms and then rambled on about your day. However, be warned, as she mindlessly listens to you, she might play around a bit and poke your tummy, or whichever it is that is closest to her. Hope you’re not ticklish because the chances are high she’ll do that. You’re soft, it’s fun and if you are ticklish then she has even more of an incentive to actually do it. Not at all sneaky about it either, will poke you and then look up at you with a smile. Farah, too, can be a bit of a meanie, but she loves you so it’s okay.

[daily-slugplush]

day 72: i meant to post this HOURS ago holy SHIT