Damian Hubbard headcanons?
MY BABY BOYYYY YES THANK YOU
again i don’t always use these and might never use some but eh
-stans cadnis so hard
-becomes kind of besties with regina after her redemption arc
-trans but only a select few people know
-parents divorced when he was 10
-parents were friends with janis’ so they were always friends but she had to live a double life to keep him safe from the plastics
-protective mostly of janis but also cady once he forgives her for what she did
-the best uncle
-studies musical theater in college at the same institution janis goes to
-does broadway for a while and also teaches acting workshops part time
-goes back and gets another degree in chemistry, does that afterwards but never loses his love for the stage
-DRA👏MA👏TIC
-lowkey crushed on aaron in hs
-excellent cook
-choreographs dances to his favorite songs and forces janis and sometimes cady to learn them
-they played one at senior spring fling and they both WENT OFF
-tries to speak french a lot
-cannot
-janis has to correct him
-once janis and cady start living together they sometimes come home to find him just chilling on their couch or some shit
-cried with janis about what cady wrote in the burn book
-hated regina’s guts but still made a point to apologize for his role to all the plastics and cady
-insists on being flower girl at their wedding
-*any minor inconvenience* HOMOPHOBIC
-spent most of his senior year trying different ways to get cady and janis together
-birthday is sometime in july?? (modern ezzy edit- his birthday is usually july 13)
-collects socks and playbills
-designs things for janis to paint sometimes
-teaches cady how to do hair, cady makes janis let her practice on her
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"PARENTS"
The first time it happened, was the second week of November.
Cady was outside the school, she's about to walk home when some tall man who oddly had Gretchen's eyes approached her.
"I've seen you on Gretchen's Instagram. Do you know my daughter?" He asked.
Cady doesn't know why, but this man gives her the creeps. Nevertheless, she nodded. He hummed in response. "Call her and tell her I'm looking for her."
"Okay." She answered and went back in the school. She really could've just called Gretchen's phone, but this man rubs her off the wrong way. She eventually found the Plastics. "Uh hey guys, there's someone outside looking for Gretchen. It's your dad, I think."
Panic flooded Gretchen and Karen's faces. For a moment, so did Regina's, but she quickly snapped out of it. "Tell him that Gretchen isn't available."
"Why?" Asked Cady.
"Just come up with any excuse, I don't care. Just tell him she's not available, and make sure he leaves. As in, out of sight."
Cady wanted to ask more, butbshe took one look at Gretchen's shaking hands, Karen comforting her and genuine (who would've thought) worry on Regina's face though she's clearly trying to hide it, and she just went with it.
He believed the lie Cady told him and left. She texted their group chat and told him he's gone, and that she's going home.
She wondered about it all day.
~~
The second time it happened, was also within that week. Two days after.
They're all at Regina's house. Things were happening like it normally would. Then, Regina's mom burst in the door.
Regina groaned "Geez mom, don't you know how to k-"
"Karen's mother is outside." Mrs. George says in one breath.
Cady saw the panic in their eyes again. Regina, once again, shook off the panic. She opened her window, and untied something next to it-
It's a ladder.
Why does she have a ladder next to her window?
"Cady, don't ask questions. Gretchen, Karen, you know the drill."
They got out of the house, and Cady followed the three of them to some sort of garden/greenhouse near the George residence. Karen immediately sat at a chair next to the door and starting frantically tapping her leg, continously repeating the sentence "Why is she here?"
Gretchen is next to her, trying her best to comfort her. Regina is on her phone, looking as if she's waiting for a message.
Eventually, Regina breathed out a small sigh of relief. "She's gone, we can go back." Gretchen pats Karen's head and gently helps her stand up.
They never mentioned it for the rest of the day, and Cady still hasn't asked.
So she decides to tell Janis and Damian about both incidents.
~~
Cady most definitely didn't expect panic to graze their eyes as well.
"They didn't get to them, right?" Asked Damian, there's worry in his tone.
"No, they hadn't." Cady answered.
Both Janis and Damian sighed in relief. Cady is now extremely curious. Janis looks at her dead in the eye. "Caddie, there is one thing the Plastics genuinely do for each other, heck, even us. Now, any time Gretchen's dad or Karen's mom, heck, even Regina's dad, tell them they aren't available."
Cady nodded. "Okay..."
Then, Janis and Damian started to tell her about a movie, as if the conversation didn't happen.
Now Cady's suspicious.
~~
The week later, Cady and the Plastics were at the mall. On their way to the food court, some guy that's clearly drunk who also oddly had a resemblance to Janis approached them.
"Hey! Regina, Gretchen, Karen." The man slurred out.
Cady once again noticed the panic.
What is going on recently?
"Mr. Sarkisian." Said Regina.
"Where the fuck is Janis?" He slurred out, with a bit of anger. "Her nor her mother are answering my calls."
Cady hears Regina mutter "Why should they" under her breath, while Gretchen answers him. "Oh we haven't seen them in a while. They're probably out of town."
He scoffs. "Fucking pricks." And walks away.
Once he's out of sight, Karen turns to her. "Cady, you share a class with Janis, right?"
Cady nods. "I do. We share homeroom."
"Tell her that her dad's in town." Said Regina.
Later that night, Cady tells Janis and Damian.
Janis looks scared. Damian goes to hug her. "It's okay, we'll just to be wary of where we go."
"I know." Janis exhales shakily. "How the fuck is he back?"
"I don't know, but we have to tell your mom." Said Damian.
Janis nods. "Stay here, Cads. We'll be back."
"Okay." Cady responds.
This is starting to be concerning.
~~
That weekend, Cady, Janis, and Damian all went to a local frozen yogurt place. Janis was talking about how she's definitely passing History class, and Damian just groans because of it.
"Damian." A voice behind them called.
Panic took over Janis and Damian's face. They both shook it off and turned to face him.
"Dad." Damian responded.
"Mr. Leigh." Said Janis.
Cady's eyes widen in shock.
Damian's father scoffed. "You're still hanging out with the lesbian? And I assume you're still gay."
"Yes to both. What of it?" Damian's voice is shaking.
His dad scoffed even more obnoxiously. "You're a disgrace." He looked around. "You're lucky this is a public place." He then walked past Damian and shoved his shoulder.
Janis immediately checked on Damian. "You okay, Dame?"
Damian nodded. "At least he didn't do anything."
Janis sighed. "I guess..."
Damian then shook his head. "Anyway, we came here for frozen yogurt, we're getting our yogurt. Let's go."
Cady is getting very, very concerned.
~~
Monday, Cady and the Plastics were outside. Regina asked Gretchen to hold onto her phone, because she's going to check something in her car.
Gretchen and Karen's eyes widen. "Regina wait!" Gretchen says.
"What Gretch-" Regina is suddenly standing face to face with this tall man who has the same glare as her. "Father."
What the fuck?
"Where's your mother?" He asks.
"At work." She answers.
"Tell her I need money asap." He demands.
Regina nods then walks back towards them, and Cady can see that her face is neutral, but her eyes say otherwise. "How's Kylie?"
"She's grounded. And you know what happens when I ground her." Her dad says with a slightly mocking tone.
Cady saw terror flash Regina's eyes. "Oh?"
Her father nods. "I have to go." He then gets in a car two parking spaces from them, and drives away.
"Gretchen, give me my phone." Said Regina. Gretchen immediately complies. Regina opens her phone and quickly goes through her contacts. Cady sees that she clicks on a contact called-
The name of that contact is "Little Sis ♡"
...
What?
"Come on, Kylie, pick up." She gets in her car and drives away.
"I hope Kylie doesn't have to go the hospital. It's scary there." Says Karen. Gretchen nods. "I hope so too."
What is happening?
~~
Cady tells Janis and Damian once again. The panic doesn't shock her anymore.
"All of them are here? Now?" Damian gulps. "How the fuck?"
"I'm gonna inform aunt Betty." Said Janis, as she pulls out her phone.
Janis's aunt Betty is a police officer, Cady's met her once-
...
Oh.
Oh shit.
And then realization hit Cady like a lighting bolt in the face.
Karen's mom, Gretchen's dad, Damian's dad, Janis's dad, Regina's dad...
The one thing the Plastics genuinely do for each other, and even for Janis and Damian...
The relief from Janis and Damian when they learned that Gretchen's dad and Karen's mom didn't get to them...
The panic and terror on their faces...
Holy shit.
Those parents of theirs are ab*s*ve.
Cady knew there's more to their history than what she has been told.
But she did not expect this.
One thing's for sure, she'll make sure those assholes don't come near them. Ever.
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43 Janis/ 27 30 Veronica/ 3 24 my boy Damian/ 3 Cady Karen plss
hello nonnie thank youuuu !!!
let’s get into this shall we this is gonna take me another hour lmao /pos
JANIS
43 - 3 favorite foods and 3 they despise
loves:
1. sushi. she will repeatedly eat gas station sushi knowing ahead of time it will make her sick bc she loves it that much
2. anything pumpkin. latte. bread. cookies. pie. she loves spooky season so it cheers her up when she’s sad. her most common activity with damian is making some yummy pumpkin treat and one of them crying into the batter or whatever
3. pineapple. it eats you back and she respects the metal vibes of that hardcore
hates:
1. spaghetti. she ate a worm on a dare as a child and never recovered. any other pasta is fine tho
2. fish because it makes her think too hard
3. popsicles bc they always melt weird and get everywhere. and regina teases her bc. yknow.
VERONICA
27 - their guilty pleasures
bold of you to assume she doesn’t feel guilty about all of her pleasures
ummm. buying new notebooks and journals and never using them. one specific slightly more expensive brand of cigarettes. “ocean” scented bubble bath. carrying around new books and sparking conversations with guys about them and seeing how long it takes them to realize she’s never read it.
i don’t know what a guilty pleasure is i’m realizing
30 - sleeping habits
HA
if she sleeps she’s a very light sleeper. she’s always been naturally inclined to stay up late and sleep in but after canon and her mental health declining she’s borderline nocturnal. she wakes up if the wind blows too hard outside and is tormented by nightmares for years so she tries to avoid sleeping until she just crashes. her bloodstream is like 72% coffee.
DAMIAN (my baby boy thank you 😭😭)
3 - obscure headcanon
when (or if) ever janis gets married he just materializes in her house sometimes. janis’ partner is more used to it and okay with it than she is.
they did not give him a key.
24 - most annoying habit
this man never stops singing a moment of his life. shower? singing. cooking? singing. studying? singing. sleeping? singing. and it’s always a new musical song he doesn’t know all the words to or the tune quite right yet and e v e r y o n e is fed tf up. and he also dances literally everywhere.
CADY
3 - obscure headcanon
she can talk backwards. sentences and words.
KAREN
3 - obscure headcanon
tacos are to karen what sushi is to janis.
she will seek out tacos wherever she can find them. whatever’s in them doesn’t matter. crunchy. soft. chipotle. taco bell. street tacos. she’s a wanderer when she’s drunk (and also sober) and the first place they look for her is the nearest taco establishment. burritos? get outta here. she will eat tacos from the garbage if they are available.
let baby go to taco bell!!!!
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