#damn this is freaky

[salemmoncler]

katsuki bakugou LOVESSSS watching you cook, man.

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you’re in the kitchen lookin’ sexy as fuck. white tank top on with no bra, little black booty shorts, extra small knotless braids in a claw clip, messy edges, and the pink hello kitty apron he bought you for your birthday. he’s in heaven.

you’re cutting up tomatoes for your homemade tacos, and you’re just slowly swaying to the beat of diamond boy by sza playing lowly on the alexa, and he’s just staring.

you can feel him burning holes into the back of your skull, and maybe your ass. “stop staring at me, creep.” you tease, smiling at him from over your shoulder.

“i can’t look at my girl now? i’m just admiring the view, baby.” he says, getting up to stand behind you. long, muscular arms wrapping around your waist.

“mhm, sure,” you mumble lowly, still cutting.

“tacos smell good, just like you,” he murmurs, planting small kisses on your neck and shoulder.

you can feel your face get warm.

“katsuki, stop! you’re distracting me! sit down!” you say, pushing him off playfully.

“aw m’sorry baby, i just couldn’t help myself. you just look sooo pretty, mama,” he smirks, eyes trailing all over you.

“i know katsuki. thank you katsuki, you’ve said it 100 times already,” you smile, shaking your head. you take the small portion of cut tomatoes over to the tacos and sprinkle them on, as well with the shredded cheese and lettuce.

“food’s ready, love,” you say, bringing the tray with the tacos on it over to the island katsuki sitting at.

he looks at the food, then you, then the food again, then you again and gets up from the stool.

“boy, are you okay?” you say, looking at him with your eyebrow raised.

he puts his hands on your waist, pulls you closer, and gives you exactly 3 long kisses on the lips, moving down to your neck.

you sigh heavily.

“i don’t know… if i wanna eat these tacos…or you,” he says in between kisses.

“katsuki!” you yelp, pulling his head up.

“you’re so silly. i didn’t make these for no reason kat,” you pout.

he smiles softly, “mm, m’sorry baby, let’s eat,” he says leaning down to give you a peck on the lips.

“i can eat you after tho, right?” he GENUINELY asks.

you look at him for a second before doing a sighy-giggle.

“sure, katsuki. make sure you brush your teeth tho.”

“fuck yes!” he yells, making you jump. he grabs 2 plates from the cabinet and the tray of tacos and goes to the dining room.

that man is such a freak for your pretty ass, it’s insane.

[hadaldemon]

Different Anon) I grab his octo head and hugs him I kiss him and say “goo’night” Cuz jghgughggh I need a sleep buddy cuz my sleep schedule is shit XD

yeah, nowadays, who can say that they have a healthy sleep schedule? definitely not me either.

Specially if you get pestered by some living body-less head with wacky powers demanding his "kiss tax" in the middle of the night like in the case of y/n cookie.

Not what he expected but he will take what he can... for now.

... okay maybe this looks a bit weird

previous part (part 1):

A pair of lil bonuses down below, no warnings needed i guess

Bonus 1

"I'm their sleep buddy now, old rag!"

bet he is petty like that

Bonus 2

He would kick anyone's a$$, he would kick the witches' a$$es, heck, he would even kick his own a$$ if they dare to interrupt his cuddle time with y/n

Next part (part 3):

[shenachigans]

Volleyball with the Kirammans | KIRAMMAN SANDWICH AU

CollegeStudent!Caitlyn would beam whenever you came to watch her volleyball matches. She would see you situated on the bleachers, keeping to yourself as your eyes wandered in interest (and perhaps slight confusion if you weren’t familiar with volleyball mechanics) while the crowd cheered around you. It brought the younger woman pride and eagerness to impress you with her skills as the captain and main setter of the team.

You were her good luck charm, dedicating each point they scored to you, and her heart fluttered every time you flashed her a proud smile, of course it was only directed at her. When the team was going through a challenging match, she would find your stressed expression endearing because you cared so much about something she found trivial. The glow of amazement in your eyes whenever she set the ball or served (and sometimes spike) was something she wished to etch in her brain permanently. You were so expressive, wearing the truth on your face unlike many others, and she loved you for it. However, the bliss didn’t last long, especially not when her mother got involved.

LawProfessor!Cassandra happened to attend one of Caitlyn’s games out of the blue — something she never did because she didn’t want her daughter to continue her volleyball career after high school. Caitlyn, of course, was sure something was at play and she suspected you were involved. Her smile had never faltered so quickly at the sight of her mother tailing you as you looked for seats. She didn’t like how the older woman sat too close to you on the bleachers either, there was plenty of space to create a respectful distance, but nooo, Cassandra had to rub in the proximity between you. No one would bat an eye because they knew you were her TA, and if they did, no words were said as it was obvious that you belonged to her. It was the unspoken gossip on campus.

Caitlyn’s blood fumed at the satisfactory expression on her mother’s face. What was the older woman up to? The distraction cost her team a few points, and it started to take a toll on her teammates. Now was not the time to be petty and jealous, she couldn’t embarrass her team and herself, so she tried to focus on your presence only, her good luck charm, and the point gap lessened. However, something nagged at the back of the younger woman’s mind. Were you sick? You were hot and bothered from her view on the court and it wasn’t a particularly hot day today either. Worry started to wash over Caitlyn’s expression… then her gaze flicked to her mother.

Oh.

That sly old hag– The older woman was aroused. It was clear now: your poorly masked trembling, flinching, and feverish disposition. It was a telltale sign: Cassandra plugged you with a vibrator. In public. At her daughter’s volleyball match. And she was teasing you with the controller. Fury overtook Caitlyn. How could her mother do this? Was this revenge for fucking you first and mocking her for being a coward? She wanted to peel that victorious smirk off the older woman’s face. It only fueled the younger Kiramman to go on a rampage, breaking the college milestones and winning the match with a large point gap, as adrenaline and jealousy coursed through her veins.

Instead of celebrating at the end with her members, Caitlyn watched how her mother cradled you in her arms as you silently came while the crowd rejoiced, unaware of the dirty act that had occurred. With this, the (petty) war of who would monopolize you had just gone into a different and more dangerous route.

A/N: No one asked for this, but it popped into my head. Also, I know Caitlyn is mostly, if not always, associated with basketball with the fics I read, but I think she would be pretty good at volleyball too, she is a decorated woman after all ;) Cassandra got her revenge and how she did it was FREAKY. They're gonna have a freak off smh, poor reader.

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[rhupi]

" Something stupid "

- Frank sinatra

[gurrl2000]

This was more funny in my head but idk man…

[real-hot-grl-shi]

Guys please hear me out on both Rex AND Rae

Like I was low key rewatching some scenes of Rex and…

WHY ARE BOTH OF THEM LOW KEY FINE AS HELL????????

I take back everything I said about Rae a few weeks ago.

[silverbriseis]

Tom @ Harry

[lynnbutlertron]

am i allowed to dump invincible doodles here?!!

also donald and cecil doodle im lowkey embarrassed about because it’s That Gay under the cut vvv (suggestive warning???? i think!???)

i love to make the non pathetic men pathetic-er than the pathetic ones. i’m ill

[kutakunagasblog]

Recent chip art

Im gonna start to divide my posts into fandoms so my game grumps lovelies and jrwi girlies have separated food

[sapphosboy]

yes I think Viktor is a gay man and yes I do think him and Mel scissor anyway

[kxsagi]

angry sae.... 🤤🤤🤤 its you or nothing sae itoshi.

WOULD GAWK GAWK 8000

[verastraea]

“AT THE SAME DAMN TIME” to rosekiller

FOR SURE—RAW. EVERY NIGHT, EVERY DAY.

[keggsdov]

is this anything

[man-me--a-sand]

rip jimmy (I couldn’t find a good spot to fit him in the reference didn’t have enough people)

[sweetmapple]

im gonna be SICK, evil manager save me, save me evil manager

[socratesgirlnextdoor]

how come btvs never did a camping episode in season 4 or 5 or 6 i mean we had those motorhome episodes in s5 but mainly i want the scoobies to go camping and i want them all to fuck up camping and giles is thriving/stressed. then they find bear demons or some shit or not. maybe they just went camping