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Yes I know that growing older and gaining independence is inevitable and a good thing and we lucked into one of the best school zones in the area and she'll have friends and so on and so on
but have you considered
that's my child and I'm going to miss her! That's my little buddy! She'll be gone all day! What do you mean that's 8 hours that I don't get to see her growing and learning and being a little person and I only get a few hours at the beginning and end?
No joke, school system is busted, that's the equivalent of a full-time job and she'll barely be FIVE. Who thought this was okay?
I'm gonna miss my little bean :( :( :(d
#mandatory full day kindergarten is going to be the end of me#i pre-miss my child and we've still got 3 weeks left#they're making me give her childhood away y'all I won't get to see her for most of the dang day i just wanna hang out with my kid ok??#i feel like kindergarten should be 4-5 hours at most#they're so so small#personal
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just had an extraordinarily vivid dream that my family (with the exception of me) decided to go to Japan for the summer/fall with their closest friends, and they left me alone in charge of our empty house without even asking if I wanted to go too, and

#Robin processes emotions on main#okay so context: I've been alone in the house while my family is on vacation for the last week and they decided to stay an extra day#so this isn't out of nowhere#but yikes#also the house they left me in charge of in the dream was 'our' house but it was also the house I grew up in (grandparents' house)#and dang I knew that unemployment and feeling like I'm having trouble with autonomy was getting to me but wow. wow#also I woke up with Tame Impala's song ''Feels Like We Only Go Backwards'' in my head which is NOT REASSURING#I DONT MIND THAT I DIDN'T GO ON VACATION!!! seriously this has been great!!! I've been figuring out how I want to live—#—with this alone time! I'm taking full advantage of the empty house to do some Pondering about the Future!#excuse me brain!!!#anyway please be praying I get a good job for the meantime and eventually a job I want to *stay* in#because right now I'm looking at the future and going 'wow I can't see where I'm going long-term at All. yikes'
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Something something autism and things sounded better in my head
Something something schizospec and things sometimes sound worse in my head, but almost always sound even worse outside my head?
Much love to all neurodivergents out there who feel wrong out there for daring to be yourself
#autistic self-awareness#schizospec problems#SchizAuSpec#been havin rambling attacks online today#autistic#autism#autism awareness#actually autistic#just realized the last sentence maybe doesn't even make sense#actually schizospec#comorbid conditions#comorbidities#schizospec comorbidities#it's hard typing out all my big-ass words#of which i always seem to be inflicting the task of expressing outwardly on my fingers#it's so dang hard typing out all the big-ass finnicky words my brain always seems to be relentlessly tasking my woefully inadequate fingers#with expressing#a heavy cross to carry for (hopefully) enacting greater good; helping get some actually frickin truly progressive thinking going out there#here's hoping my “way with words” which often to me feels more like a hindrance honestly cos I can't access support#will one day finally lead to some better understanding of our struggles#and you know while i speak too many words; i find the writing of those on the other end of things - poverty of speech i think they call it#(clinically at least)#anyways - those of y'all who experience difficulties with making full sentences#i can understand y'all a lot better than I can most neurotypicals lol#and- not to get all gushy- but i think you're awesome and i will always be an ally to those at different levels of speech ability/capacity#than me; and more broadly those with different experiences of schizospec than me#i do not really wish to speak over anyone - ideally i would like a harmony of all our varied voices fighting to be heard/for change together#sorry to get sappy on main and I'm sorry if it was too many words but it is one of those kinds of days w the disorganized symptoms#still in recovery from Sunday I think (it's Tuesday now • nearly noon)#neurodivergent
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I can’t see a damn thing
#DQIX#WPDQIX#WPVG#Where are my glasses!#So anyway I finally beat this save lol#Well - made it to postgame anyhow#Which is long haha#Everyone still sub 50 level-wise! That's remained consistent#Although a lot of extra levels in other vocations to build up points#I cannot BeLieve Goresby-Purrvis TKO'd me on my first attempt back - I was well-leveled! I was fine!#RNG >:(#We beat him the second go around - after I looked up a guide to make sure I wasn't trying to fight him way underleveled lol#No I was actually over by like.......5-8lvs............................#His OHKO move is way too OP he managed to successfully roll it Twice in his turns >:0 Hate that furry#Anyway the rest were a cake walk lol#Like yeah I went and healed after Barbarus but aside from that I didn't even bother pfft#I didn't realize I had so little of the main campaign left! Like I'm happy to be in postgame now but dang I could've done this way sooner#I'll run around with the Express after a bit ♪ Wanna see if I can unlock some of the other vocations and collect more clothes#Do a full aesthetic run lol - finish out the Mini Medals sidequest#Plenty to do yet!#Then I really wanna look into a recording setup for my 3DS hmnn#I don't really want to send this lad away to get rigged up - and I have been looking to buy a new one but hmmnnn#I dunno#Worst case I just stream with DeSmuMe lol#I'd love a physical copy of Kuzu's adventure <3 But I also can't deny the usefulness of save states#Going back to the church every time is....Mm#I wonder if there are any USB DS controls I could use :0 That's be great I love the way the buttons feel#Still - it being a slower paced game wouldn't make it particularly demanding haha
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She took a breath, exhaling slowly. Hiccup, didn’t know. Valka, didn’t know. No one knew just how low Spitelout would go to get what he wanted.
She nodded. That would be easy enough… she hoped. Knowing how Hiccup was, he’d probably come to see her at least once a day. She literally lived with Valka, and even if she was on patrols, she’d most likely tell her. Astrid she’d see whenever she returned to training, which was good; with everyone around her wielding deadly weapons, Astrid would be the first person she’d want near her; she could probably take down anyone. And if she ever started to feel cooped up in her hut and wanted to get out, she could go to Eret and offer him some help with whatever tasks he was working on. “Even if he did break any laws, wouldn’t banishing him just make everything worse? The Jorgen-“ She yawned. “Jorgensons are second in line after the Haddock’s, so if you banished him, couldn’t that cause an uproar…?”
Danny set her tea down on the small table beside the couch, leaning her head on Valka’s shoulder. Sleep was clawing at her, trying to pull her down, and she wanted to let it, she was so very tired, but she wanted to savor this moment, where it was just her and her brother and her mom. It was like the calm after the storm. Nodding, she replied, her voice tinged with tiredness. “That’s a good idea, I like the dragon races, It’s fun to see Hiccup lose them, even though I know he does it on purpose sometimes, to let Astrid win..”
She gave a small nod at Astrid, murmuring another quick ‘thanks’ and giving her a thumbs up. She knew she needed to start learning close combat, especially with all the… commotion going at the moment, she needed to be able to defend herself. She’d even been working on an idea for an up close weapon of her own. She’d been designing it for a while now, but never got the time to pitch the idea to Hiccup so that he could make it for her [no, she wouldn’t even give him the option to turn it down. He didn’t get a choice, he was building it for her, no matter what he said].
Eyes fighting to stay open, she smiled softly. “Thanks, mom…” she muttered, leaning into her closer.
“Yeah, that’d be nice. You should…” She yawned again. “You should bring Twilight too.”
After that, she finally lost the battle to sleep; eyes fluttering shut and mouth falling open slightly, soft snores coming from her as she kept her head leaned against Valka’s shoulders.
(She’s actually so grateful for Hiccup right now omg, like he literally saved her life, gave her the family name and got her a mom to go along with her new brother? Yeah, she’s super appreciative 😝👍 Also I didn’t know exactly how you wanted to continue this, so I left it open for you to decide! 😁)
"Not necessarily," Valka explained. "The tribe saw him not only try to undermine Hiccup's leadership today, but try to eliminate a young girl who they agreed was no threat. That alone will start seeds of doubt, the people will be wondering whose side is he on, theirs, or his own?"
Hiccup certainly knew the answer to that one.
Valka continued, "In the event of Spitelout continuing this streak, if he went too far and broke our laws, banishment would be justified."
"I don't know what that would do, since he could rally up anyone wherever he goes..." Hiccup shook his head. "No, we need him here, to keep an eye on him, and I'll talk with him, see if I can change his mind."
"Hiccup--"
"Mom, this is Spitelout we're talking about. I don't think he wants to tear Berk apart, he was just...misinformed."
"Well I think he wants to take over." Astrid stated flatly. "Hiccup, we can't let him do that. A Jorgenson in charge? It would be utter chaos!"
"That's not going to happen. Look, before we start anything, I need to try talking to him first. Then, I'll know his true intentions."
They weren't satisfied with that answer, but there was no changing Hiccup's mind.
When Danny called Valka 'mom', she held the young girl closer, rubbing her arm lovingly.
Valka's tone was soft. "Perhaps we should discuss this more later." She subtly gestured to Danny, who was on the brink of falling asleep on her shoulder.
Hiccup nodded, "Yeah, good idea."
He chuckled lightly at Danny's request for Twilight. "Sure, I can bring her." He was glad his mom hurt was big enough to keep a few dragons comfortable.
When Danny fell asleep, Valka's voice dropped to a whisper. "The poor lass has really been through it today."
Hiccup whispered as well. "I know...I...I wish I could've done more, I should have said something to the tribe sooner, this all could have been avoided."
His mother shook her head. "They may have reacted the same way, no matter how the information got out. Go, be there to answer the many questions that are waiting. I'll look after her."
He nodded hesitantly, before taking one last look at Danny.
Then, he and Toothless were out the door.
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There were a lot of questions.
Thankfully he was able to answer them all, without giving away any details that he knew Danny wouldn't want him to reveal. They all seemed satisfied with his answers, and looked to understand why Hiccup had kept her identity a secret.
There was no sign of Spitelout or Snotlout.
Hours later, Hiccup, stumbled back into his mom's but with Toothless and Twilight in tow.
Dusk had fallen, and while Twilight chittered and joined Danny, Hiccup collapsed once he and Toothless got to the other side of the sitting room.
The young chief was thoroughly exhausted and rightfully so.
The rush of adrenaline and fear had worn off long ago, but he kept pushing through it, to further not only be there for the people of Berk, but to work to secure Danny's safety.
Valka, finding him asleep on Toothless, tutted and laid a blanket over her son.
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Two days later, he managed to come to a sort of agreement with Spitelout.
Hiccup had pointed out that if anything were to happen to Danny, the whole tribe would immediately suspect Spitelout, given the outrage he displayed so clearly.
It took some time, but Spitelout eventually agreed to leave Danny alone and to let her be a part of the tribe.
Her safety was assured, and Hiccup could feel another weight lift off his shoulders.
He and Toothless flew over to Danny, to tell her the good news, before the dragon races started.
#asks#tallestgrace#threads#(((awww omg i would be too like dang#i also didn't know if I had it in me for a full argument with Spitelout 😝#but yay!!! shes safe again!#thats going to be a great moment when she finds out#Spitelout isn't completely unreasonable sp at least theres that!)))
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My new apartment is across the street from a Chinese restaurant, which is very dangerous because I had lo mein 4 times last week
#it’s too good and too convenient#I just want to order it all the time#imagine every time you look out your window you see a little Chinese kitchen and you know in 10-15 minutes you could have fresh noodles#I don’t have the self control to weather this storm#I will die penniless and full#which I guess is not a bad way to go all things considered#ok this post is nowhere near as interesting as I’d hoped it’d be#but I really did eat a a few pounds worth of house lo mein last week…#oh wow… that doesn’t sound exciting at all#dang… I’m sorry…#I’m just excited about Chinese food always forever 100x forever ever#you can ignore this#text
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okay getting back on track with my Master Kohga brainrot can anyone explain to me why they told Erik Braa to sound like that. like there was absolutely no reason for them to do that. illegal even
#I found my old clip of that GODFORSAKEN cutscene again#you know the one. I know you do. I never shut the fuck up about it#3-years-ago Cici had galaxy brain when she muted every volume slider except voice and THEN clipped it#there was NO reason for that delivery OR that animation. NONE. ZERO.#I am temporarily being transported back to the moment I realized I was enamored with this absolute unit of a dumbass#full of FLUSTERED ANGER#like SIR W H Y do you sound like that. and WHY does it turn me into a puddle. what the FUCK#SORRY sorry I need to mcfuckin' chill#I've exhausted my wrist and my eyes lately from drawing so dang much so I can't really chug out any selfship art like I want#so the only outlet I have right now is absolutely exploding in the tags about my husband(s) instead#I think. I should probably go to bed kdjfhg#marshmallow melts#Master Kohga
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#tingtangtalk#oh i am going NUTS over my latest lil dude#I want to play with him with so bad that I'm considering reopening the TH? I know I kept opened his page but.#hhhhhhhhhhhhhh#GOD. I wanna let them do some absolute freak shit and also be silly but also- rgjrherhehehrrk#Hope it's not a flash in the pan but I did my dang 'draws them eating' and that's become a tornado siren for a (current me)#Category 4 Blorbo Event™️#Shaking in my damn boots thinking about actually stepping out to ask for that in the one server that's most likely to get me what I want tho#Full of strangers...SCARY. You mean /I/ of all people have to convince people to wanna play with me? Christ#But.../they/.... ಥ╭╮ಥ My new Lil GUY......WUUUUUUUUU
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Summary: You prank the lads boys by aggressively manhandling them.
Fandom: Love & Deepspace
Parings: [Zayne x Fem!Reader, Xavier x Fem!Reader, Caleb x Fem!Reader, Sylus x Fem!Reader, Rafayel x Fem!Reader]
A/N: Works been killin my butt. But anyways I saw many prank tiktok videos about women aggressively handling their own partner. Whether it be kissing them, love bites, or putting them on top of the kitchen counter. Figured it make a funny small prompt of how it would go lol.
Warnings: Fluff & humor, suggestive stuff, cursing
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ZAYNE
You've been feeling pretty clingy today.
You didn't know what it was that made you feel this way. Maybe just seeing Zayne, waking up in his bed, staying over at his place, not bothered by work, both of you doing very domestic stuff, made you feel really touchy feely. And Zayne was much aware of this notion from the very start of the day. Not that he every denied your loving affection, no not ever.
He accepted every hug or kiss, and returned it with much love. Oh, how it only fuels the fire of your clingy nature even more.
Here you are, coming out from the kitchen, to lean against the wall, with a glass of sweet tea in hand. You tilt the glass towards your mouth as your eyes were trained on one thing in particular.
There Zayne sat on the large couch, in the living room, with a book in hand. His eyes soft but narrowed in focus as he reads the pages, he's currently on. His back leaning on the cushions, skillfully flipped each page with his thumb. As his elbow was pressed against the arm of the couch, with a small portion of a sugar cookie the two of you had baked not long ago, in his hands. He immediately finishes it, taking it into his mouth with a small hum. Licking off any specks of crusts lingering on his fingers.
Watching this perfect, handsome, hunk of man as your sipping your tea just sent you up in orbit. It was too much to take in. Does he know how amazing he is, just sitting there? That's what you thought, the audacity of this man to sit and read so cutely, in his causal home attire -white shirt and grey sweatpants-
You had to do something about it.
You walk up to where Zayne was, placing the cool glass on top of the glass ottoman in the middle of the living room. The clink of the glass made Zayne look up at you. His demeanor calm and relaxed, before looking down at his book.
"Any thoughts about what you'd like for din-"
Before he could even finish that sentence, Zayne was attacked.
He found your hands squeezing his cheeks harshly, pulling him closer to your face. You bend down to kiss him on the lips. His eyes widening in shock and confusion.
But you continue you assault on him.
You kiss him very passionately and aggressively. Hands running along his jet-black locks like a crazy loon, messy up his hair. All while you muttered along his lips, words of affirmation.
"God dang it Zayne! You -kiss- are so -kiss- perfect -kiss- uugh!!"
You start to kiss all over his face. To his cheeks, forehead, nose, eyes, and anywhere else you could get your lips on. His book on the floor, as he had already dropped it do to your aggressive love session. His eyes still wide with so much confusion.
It didn't even stop there, as you suddenly push this man, laying his back onto the couch. Pinning him by his shoulders just to keep him still. Your kisses never stopping, as you go lower to his neck, giving him rough kisses down to his collarbone.
Finally, you pull away.
You had found yourself straddling the poor man, your arms still pinning down his upper body.
You look to see his full face that was very much a very funny and cute site. His ears were burning red, hair a mess as he stared at you with such unreadable green eyes. His mouth was slightly agape as if he was trying to figure out what to say to you in that moment. But he closes it, his lips in a tight line, eyes closed, inhaling a long breath to re-catch his own thoughts.
His head leans to the side as he opens his eyes, not looking you in your own eyes. Zayne's heart was pounding in his chest right now.
"You...-sigh-"
You couldn't help but laugh at this site of him. It was too funny to behold, seeing Zayne completely embarrassed and yet flustered at the same time.
"Caught you off guard huh?"
You quip with a prideful smirk on your lips. Zayne brings his eyes to look up at you. You could see he was trying to act all serious, and calm, but it was obviously faltering. As you could see the corners of his mouth flick up in a small grin. His emotions getting the better of him, as he lets out a laugh. A mix between disbelief and fondness.
"Well, I didn't expect to be attacked in my own home by my partner."
He states this, and you laugh even more. An endless supply of giggles and laughter that you couldn't stop. One that Zayne couldn't help but join in, loving the sound of your laughter.
You let go of his shoulders, before leaning down to give a soft kiss to your boyfriend. A sweet smile stretching across your mouth.
"Well, you're just going to have to get use to it. Because there's definitely more to come in the future."
He rolls his eyes at you.
"I fear for my safety."
He says this sarcastically of course, but deep down he's already preparing for the next attack. Just in case, so next time you do this stunt again, he'll be able to calm his heart. Because that shit made him feel like he was having a straight-up heart attack.
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XAVIER
You were laying on your bed.
Stomach first, as your feet were up in the air. Your hands clutch onto your phone, watching silly videos. Xavier was up in your bathroom taking a shower from a hard day of working. You had already taken a shower first, reasons being that Xavier told you to go in first, and second was because he was already on the verge of sleep. You were about to say to take a shower together, but the man was already nodding off as he sat on your bed. So, you decided to allow him to take a quick nap while you take your shower.
It has been a long day for the both of you, as you had both just got done with work. A bunch of wanderers to take down here and there, nothing too serious of a threat to get badly hurt, but enough to feel exhausted. And it definitely showed with the both of you, glad that it was the end of the day.
Xavier wanted to come over your apartment, because he finds it more comfortable, and wanted to sleep with you tonight. Plus, you figured he was too lazy to go up to his own apartment complex that was just a floor above yours. You never complain, as you would also come over to his complex and sleep there sometimes.
As you were kicking your feet, over the audio on your phone, you could hear the shower suddenly turn off. Indicating that Xavier was all done with his shower. He soon later came out, opening the door the connected to the bedroom. He lets out a silent yawn; while wiping his hair with a small white towel, a large towel was wrapped around his waist. His body shinning in the dim light from the room lights, due to the excess water cascading down his chest and stomach. You can see his full tempting v-line below his abdomen making your face heat up from the delicious site alone. He looked so appetizing yet cute at the same time.
You turned off your phone, placing the device on the bed-side counter. You sat up before getting off the bed, making strong strides towards your gorgeous boyfriend. His eyes open a bit seeing you coming forth, watch as you wrapped your arms around his torso head leaning on his slight wet chest. You didn't mind though, as you snuggled with him, smelling his freshly showered body. The scent of sweet vanilla filling your nose; he used your body wash.
"Hmm...You smell good."
A goofy smile presents itself on your lips. Xavier smiles softly, leaning in your touch as his own arms wrapped around you. His arms holding onto your shoulders rubbing them gently. The small towel he held was draped securely around his neck. His head buried into your hair, nosed pressed against your hair, smelling you as well.
"So do you.."
He whispers this in a low hum, eyes closed as he embraces you. You could feel his heart beat slow and relaxed inside his chest. Xavier's soft snores making you chuckle. The fact that this man can sleep standing up still amazes you.
"Sleepy?"
"Hm."
Xavier hums again, as if to say yes, his arms holding you closer to his body. His body leans into yours, the weight of him not fully on you, as if he was stopping himself from falling on top of you. You let out a sigh rolling your eyes. The cuteness of this man was just too much; it made you giggle a bit.
Without a thought or hesitation, your hands go lower till you reached the back of his thighs. Xavier can feel this, but he doesn't back away nor think anything of it. That was until you used all of your strength, bending your knees, and you use this strength to pick up your boyfriend. Xavier eyes widen as he was suddenly up from the ground, your struggling of course but still it was an achievement. Carrying your sleepy boy by his own thighs, before waking back to the bed. Xavier was very shaken from this move, his hands clinging to your shoulders as he blushes heavily.
"[Y-Y/N]...what are you doing?"
You smiled looking up at your flustered boyfriend, "Carrying...ngh my exhausted boyfriend of course~"
It was all you said, and only Xavier could look at you with wide eyes and a simple nod of okay. His tiredness going away as he watched his own girlfriend carry him around, he didn't know how to feel about this, but it wasn't unwelcomed.
It wasn't long till you reached the bed, slamming the boy right on to the soft bed, making him lay on his back. His small towel was already gone, falling onto the floor when you picked him up. His other towel wrapped around his waist, was defiantly loose, clinging onto him for dear life. But still covered his crotch.
Once settled onto the bed, you crawled your way in between his thighs, your hands running along up his thighs to his stomach. Making way to his chest then finally his soft cheeks. You squish his cheeks in your hands, body resting on top of his. You lips lean in to kiss him on the nose before moving to his lips. His hands were now at your waist, rubbing your sides.
"Are you sleepy now?"
You say this pulling away, but it seemed like Xavier was chasing your lips. His cheeks were still flushed with pink, but his shock expression turned into a very sweet playful grin. His hands tracing along your back, slightly teasing underneath your tank top you were wearing.
"Not at the moment no."
You were suddenly rolled over, as Xavier had now turned the tables. His body pinning you underneath him, his baby blue eyes looking down at you with so much mischief. His hand made its way to your cheek, stroking it was such softness as if you were a delicate relic.
"I think I'd like to stay up for a little while, how about you~?"
You chuckle as you pulled Xavier by his neck, His face and lips close you yours.
"Sounds fine by me~"
You whispered back before his lips connected with yours passionately.
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CALEB
Pranks were nothing but natural for you and Caleb.
Ever since you were kids you two would pull all types of small pranks on each other. Not mean big pranks that would cause problems in one's relationship. But small harmless pranks that make each other laugh and keep the relationship more fun and fresher. To get competitive and try to one-up each other the next month or two.
It was your love language.
And it was your turn.
Oh, how you've been dying to try and get Caleb back. You were still pouting over the last prank he did. You could remember it like it was yesterday. The man had deliberately placed fake cockroaches all underneath your bed comforter. You of course did not realize it. Already freaking out with disgust and fear, running to Caleb about your "unfortunate" situation. Hugging and whimpering to him while you pushed him to the problem. Only for him to laugh and say how those cockroaches were all plastic toys.
You then start to curse him, while beating his chest -soft punches- giving him the biggest mean mug pout. One that he finds absolutely adorable. He makes up for this by promising to take you out to this new big carnival that just opened up around the neighborhood.
Today was the day of the carnival.
And both you and Caleb were getting ready that late afternoon. Hoping to get there early and on time for the rides and games.
You closed the door to your shared room, checking your small purse to make sure you got everything you needed. You're wearing a nice yellow blouse, white tank top underneath with a light jean skirt. It wasn't going to be cold, just a nice warm day.
Once you made it to the spacious room where the living room and kitchen connected. You could see your boyfriend turned to you. His back bent a little as his focus was on his phone, scrolling aimlessly, elbows on the kitchen counter. He was dresses up as well, in a very familiar outfit. His sleeveless white logo shirt, with black jeans pants.
He looked so handsome in the moment. His muscular back and shoulders showing of through the white shirt, His long arms, especially his biceps that flexed a bit on top of the kitchen counter. His hips tutting to the side a bit. You couldn't see his face fully, but you could already imagine how he looked. Eyes narrowed but soft, probably biting his lip as he scrolls through whatever feed he's on, all while he's waiting for you.
It was in that moment...you had an opening.
Slowly, you sneak your way over to Caleb. Making sure your sock covered feet won't make any noise against the tile floors. It seems he doesn't notice you at all.
So, taking you only shot as you make it behind him, you hand raises to aim for his ass. Immediately striking him down against his left cheek harshly, causing the man to gasp loudly. His eyes were wide, but before he could turn around and say anything, your hand that slapped his ass, remained there. Giving his ass couple of good squeezes while your chest was flushed against his back.
"Fuck, you're lookin so hot! Look at this ass!"
"[Y/N]..!"
You didn't give him any time what-so-ever. Turning him around roughly, only to push him back. You could see his very shocked and surprised face now. His cheeks full on flushed with red, a face that made you grip his cheeks with on hand to pull his close to yours. You give him a big fat kiss onto his lips, before pushing him off, making the man look at you dumbfounded.
"Face matches up nicely, not bad at all~"
You tease as your hands rested against his ass, giving his cheeks a squeeze while playing humping his waist. He looks at you so confused, as if you had two heads. There was a moment of pure silence. That was until Caleb begins to grin so big that it could hurt, before a big laugh erupts his whole body.
His chest heaving and rumbling as his hand makes it way to cover his eyes in embarrassment but much amusement as well. He couldn't stop laughing, and it made you laugh as well, your hands coming off his ass to just wrap around his torso. Head leaning against his chest.
"W-What was that pipsqueak!?"
Caleb's hand goes down from his face, looking at you with a big playful smirk gracing his lips. You smirk back with a wink.
"Nothing! Can't I appreciate my boyfriend's hotness?"
Caleb chuckles, leaning in to give your forehead a kiss.
"Never said you couldn't...but with a stunt like that, I say you must be getting even with me huh?"
Before you can retort back, Caleb grabs up by the waist using his strong arms. You gasp as you're now in the air, Caleb turning you to the counter so he can settle you done on the cool marble. Your legs wrapped around his waist, as your arms wrapped around his neck. He held your tightly against him.
"I would congratulate you on that prank of yours, but I would be lying saying that prank won't cost ya. We might be a bit late arriving to the carnival. After that bit, how can I possibly let you go...naughty girl~"
He says this as his head moves to your neck to place feathered kisses along your collarbone. It tickled causing you to giggle, the thought of missing the carnival making you wiggle in his hold whining.
"Caleb, nooo..!"
Yeah, you were definitely going to be late.
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SYLUS
Catching Sylus off guard, can be a very difficult task at hand.
It seemed like no matter what, he always knew what move you were going to make. Calculating each future ten step you would say or do just so he can throw it right back in your face. And it definitely frustrated you.
A fierce man who was hard to take down.
In fact, he was the one catching you off guard. He was the one surprising you the most and getting you all flustered in the cheeks with his devious nonchalant attitude. It's a rare and very rare moment when Sylus was ever caught being flustered. And even in those rare occasions, he can easily and quickly hide it inside, composing himself as if it didn't phase him at all. As if he had already predicted your tricks, before you can ever see his reactions.
And so, you were on a mission.
A mission to complete subdue and fluster your Onychinus leader boyfriend. It took you half a month to come up with any idea. A good top idea to catch this man way off guard, just so you can win. You just wanted win over him, even if it's just one time. To get him stuttering over his words. And finally, you came up with an idea, a brilliant idea, one where you hoped and prayed that it will very much work.
You texted Sylus on how you'll meet him tonight at his place. He of course welcomed this arrival, his home literally opened to only you at any time of the day. You made your way, rushing to the N109 zone to Sylus's grand mansion. Preparing yourself for what was about to happen.
Once there, you greeted both Luke and Kieran who both welcomed you back. Wondering what the rush was, but you could only give them both a question back asking where Sylus was.
"Boss is-"
"-In his office." They both said.
Perfect!
Working out exactly how you wanted.
"Thank you, see ya later!"
They watched as you rushed down the hallway with a very confused but interested look, wondering what you were planning.
Sylus was in his office, just finishing up closing a deal via phone call. He sighed as he leaned against his chair running a hand through his own locks, looking around the room with his ruby red eyes. Mephisto was in his office - more luck for you -, and Sylus was thinking about you. Waiting for you to come to him.
He then hears a knock at the door making his lips curl into a smile. He can tell from just the knock alone that it was you.
"Come on in kitten."
Nothing.
The door didn't open, nor was there any sound before or after that came with it. His brow quirks at this peculiar moment.
"Kitten, I said you can come in."
He says this a bit louder, but again no answer, or door opening. And he was already confused from the start, because normally you'd just barge right in with that innocent smile of yours. But you didn't even do that. So, know Sylus was on edge but gratefully intrigued by what was going on. Wondering what you were planning behind that door.
He gets up from his chair, walking towards the lavish design door. Once he made it and he opens the door, he gets suddenly pulled by the collar of his shirt. His body leaning and his lips quickly connecting to yours. His eyes looked at you, wide and in disbelief but it wasn't over yet.
Using a tackling move on him, you swiftly used your leg to grapple behind his left leg. You used you full weight so that he would fall to the ground with a harsh thud. Your lips still on him as your hands moved to grab his own wrists and pin the above his head so that he wouldn't go anywhere. You were now straddling his waist, kissing him roughly before pulling back to only bite his cheek.
The man gasps as he was still to stunned to speak. He could only watch as you aggressively manhandle him. Your bites moved to his neck which caused Sylus to grunt lowly. His cheeks and ears red, still so confused. His brain trying to regain any semblance of reasoning but failing terribly so.
Once you pulled away to look at him, a big smile came to your lips as you looked at Sylus. His expression was priceless, funny, cute even as he looked up at you. You can finally say you've taken down Sylus.
Sylus clears his throat, lips curling into a smirk, shaking his head from your actions.
"Is...this some type of new fighting strategy of yours? If so, I'm not so keen for you to use it on other people."
You laughed.
"Nope, I just wanted to tackle you into submission. And I finally got you!"
You hear a big rich laugh come from Sylus. The pitch a bit heightened as he found this incredibly silly and adorable. He could just maneuver his way out of your hold easily or even use his evol to overpower you. But he doesn't, liking the proud face you made of finally overpowering him. Using your smart skills to gain the upper hand of the situation. It made his heart jump inside his chest happily.
"You know, if you wanted to over-power me, you could have just asked~"
"That's a load of bull and you know it! As if you'd gone easy on me if I did asked!"
Sylus laughs again, making you roll your eyes at him. But your body suddenly sits up right, as Sylus uses his strength to break from your pinned hands. He traps your arms behind your back with his one strong hand, his other hand gripping your chin gently, thumb rubbing the bottom of your lip. His eyes shooting down to your eyes, with his infamous smirk that made your stomach flip.
"You're right kitten. It's more fun to tease and let you work for your food, then to let you have it easy. But don't worry, I'll be gladly waiting for the next time you try to catch me off gaurd~"
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RAFAYEL
You and Rafayel decided why not work out together.
Well, more like you were going to work out and train your body. But a certain purple-haired artistic man called before you could even go to your local gym. Of course, you picked up your phone hearing him complain about he was bored. You told him how you were going to the gym, and Raf found that as the perfect moment to come along with your endeavors.
He suggested going to his private gym he uses at home. He says he's been wanting to blow off some steam due to Thomas insisting -more like pestering to Rafayel - to create more art for his gallery. The deadline was almost due and Rafayel has been procrastinating with other projects. Telling Thomas there is no deadline to when it comes to art, he'll feel the inspiration when he feels it. And so here he is with you.
This is honestly a first for you.
Working out with him that is.
Watching that beautiful man stretching his own body with much ease as you both did warm-ups. Seeing his biceps and forearms flex as he does push-ups. The way his abdomen tenses when he did crunches. Or how he looked so pretty on the treadmill, running full laps. Hair bouncing, sweat dripping, muscles moving, ass tempting. Even when he took a few walk breaks you could hear his controlled breathing and pants.
He looked so pretty in those moments, truly you were captured by this handsome siren. God, you felt so lucky in that moment, you could watch him run all day long. So much so that you had completely lost track of time, your mind on auto pilot throughout your whole workout session.
The both of you were panting, sweat dripping down your foreheads, Body sore but refreshed in a way all in a day's good work-out. Rafayel sighs sweeping a hand through his front locks with a relieved sigh escaping his mouth.
"I'm exhausted, I don't know who's working me to death, you or Thomas~"
Rafayel grins while joking making you roll your eyes with a small laugh.
He goes into a corner of the gym. There was L-shaped counter with a sink. A mini refrigerator that was set up top, And a round circular table in the middle. Rafayel immediately went to the fringe to grab a bottle of water. Leaning against the table he unscrews the cap taking a few gulps of cool water down his throat.
You do the same, following your boyfriend, but your eyes were only trained on Rafayel. His left arm, behind him, hand placed upon the white table to stabilize himself. His back a bit arched, showing the indent of his pecks and abs through his black sleeveless tight compressed shirt. His waist looking so snatchable as his legs slightly crossed over one another.
Drinking the cool water did nothing to ease the burning tension inside of you.
Rafayel places his water down on the table, his hand reaching out to his shoulders to rub them a little. All while he rambled on and on about his problems, Thomas nagging, and blah blah blah.
That was it you can't take it anymore.
"I swear, I bet Thomas is calling my phone about no-"
Quickly you made your move on Rafayel. You grab at his thighs tightly making him blush and shut up. But then you start to lift him up, causing the man before you to gasp and wiggle in your hands.
"[Y/N]! Aah w-wait!"
You didn't listen to his gasps and pleas, as you use your full strength to pick him up and place his ass on top of the table. His legs wide and spread for you, almost wrapped around your waist. His water bottle accidently falling, spilling onto parts the table and floor. You kept a good tight hold onto him, giving his thighs a good squeeze,
Your lips meet his to kiss him briefly, a tease at the most. Before moving to his cheeks and nose, even his exposed neck.
Rafayel's hands were on your shoulders, not knowing whether to push you off of hold you close to him. His face was redder than a tomato, ears included, as he watches his own girlfriend assault him like this.
You then pull away with mischievous smirk on your face, all you could see was Rafayel with that sweet brattish pout pursing his plump lips. He looks at you, eyes narrowed but it was soft. Rafayel gives you a look of incredible disbelief and shock from what just happened.
"I-I can't believe, did you just..?!"
You laugh at him, causing his cheeks to flush even more. His eyes looking away from your gleeful face. It was adorable to witness it. Seeing him in this type of position. Your hands moved, sliding up to his ass, you can feel him tensing up, his breath getting heavy as though he was working out again. You gave him gentle pats at first, but them with your right hand gave him a hard smack placed upon his cheek.
Rafayel lets out a gasp mixed with a whine, his eyebrows furrowed in a glare. Looking at you with such a appalled face. He was truly was embarrassed.
"H-Hey watch it!"
"What, are you embarrassed baby~?"
Rafayel says nothing, the nickname only making him groan, letting out a long dramatic sigh. His eyes once again still darted away from your owns.
"This must what it feels like to be a woman, being preyed upon by others. I'm all defenseless here, it's scary thing. My own bodyguard taking advantage of me, in my own gym."
"It's not my fault my boyfriend is so beautiful. You really are, looking so pretty while you worked out today."
Rafael didn't really say anything, but you can he was trying not to let your words get to you. But it was failing, as your compliments only made his heart race even more. Fidgeting while you held on tight to him trying to distract himself with the gym appliances around the room.
"Sooo...you're saying you don't like it?"
You give him another kiss on the cheek playfully, making him turn his head finally towards you. His legs bringing you even closer, wrapping fully around your waist to lock you in. While his hands wrapped around your shoulders. It made you giggle, his actions way louder than his actual words.
"I never said that."
You smile as he can't help but smile back at you. He couldn't prolong his pout anymore, he's just too damn infatuated - and slightly aroused - at this new position of his. He leans in to kiss you on the lips, the kiss starting off as sweet before slowly turning deep and passionate. His eyes haze over with a growing smirk of his own.
"I'm definitely not going be able to finish my art piece now cutie~"
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#love and deepspace#lads#headcanons#zayne x reader#caleb x reader#rafayel x reader#sylus x reader#xavier x reader#fluff
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you and katsuki who arent just friends. theres always prolonged eye contact and not so subtle touches. youre drawn to him at outings and hes drawn to you.
if youre not sitting in his lap at a party or bar youre right beside him and his hand is on you. it could be his hand on your thigh, your back, or sitting beside you just barely touching you with his finger tips. and if youre not within arms distance you never get out of his sight.
everyone in your friend group knows that you both are made for each other and constantly pick on him.
“bro if you dont make a move i might have to step up.” denki grins at katsuki as hes sitting in the booth watching you talk with mina at the bar.
“ha, id like to see you try”
denki perks up, slipping out of the booth and sauntering over to you and mina at the bar, “uh mina will you excuse us for a second i need to talk with this fine lady right here” your eyes immediately dart to katsukis as he lets out a huff of laughter at your reaction.
he finds it humorous that denki thinks any of his flirting will land with you. he hears denki call you the pet names katsuki himself calls you and watches as every time your eyes dart back to him saying so many unspoken words such as “did he just call me mama???” and “are you really just gunna sit there and let this happen?”
mina slips in the booth opposite katsuki and chuckles at him watching you with a smile, “you think you would be angry watching a guy try to flirt with your ‘not’ girl” using air quotes to mock him, “not enjoying it and even smiling.”
“well when she looks for me after every sentence its kinda hard to think she’s being moved by his useless flirting” he scoffs as you look over at him with another plea in your eyes.
he sighs sliding out of his side of the booth and making his way towards you. “denks, listen. im totally flattered, like, so much, but… uh..-“
“shes not interested.” katsuki says with a small smirk looping his arm around your waist as you instinctively lean into him. you hook a finger into his nearest belt loop to hold him near.
“oh,” denki raises both hands defensively looking back and forth between the two of you. “hey man, look. i get it, totally. ill leave you two alone. dont kill me,” he says with a grin sending katsuki a not so subtle wink.
katsuki lets out a small laugh through his nose “mhmm, now why dont you go flirt with ears instead.” denki immediately stiffens, nodding his head before spinning around and speed walking to jiriou.
katsuki spins you to face him, moving his hand from your hip to your back, your finger still hooked into his belt loop. “tell me everything he told you. if he said something nasty ill kill him.”
you laugh looking into his eyes. you would think that they would be full of jealousy and harshness after watching a man flirt with the girl hes in love with, but his eyes were soft around the edges shimmering in the low light of the bar.
“oh you know, just the usual ‘im a pro hero, i can take good care of you, mama’, but i dont know why he called me mama. you only call me mama when youre tipsy and by then hes close to being blacked out” you ramble.
katsuki lowers his head to rest his forehead on your shoulder so that he can have his full attention on your voice traveling into his good ear. he loves the way you recite the whole exchange. the whole exchange between you and denki only about three minutes but dang can that guy talk.
“-and thats when you came over and rescued me” you say as katsuki raises his head.
“i saw a pretty mama in destress and couldnt help myself” he chuckles as you tilt your head so you can side eye him. a small commotion at the booth he was once sitting at draws both of your attention as denki yells across the bar to both of you, “hey! were going out to karaoke now, sero thinks he can beat me. yall wanna come?”
before katsuki can even roll his eyes and decline his offer youre pulling him by his belt loop to the group, “sure! i can whoop some tail in karaoke. whaddaya think katsu?”
“i think im too sober for this” he grumbles as the group exits the bar to head to karaoke with you and him in the back, your finger in his belt loop and his arm slung across your shoulders.
do no plagiarize or copy.
edit: i did the karaoke scene! 🩷
i had an idea for karaoke bkg but had to lead up to it first. this is my first time with writing convos and not just whats going on lol. lmk what you guys think!!
#youve never put a label on it#but friends dont kiss each other#and friends dont wake up snuggled up together like they do#bkg `✮´#drabble: bkg `✮´#jelly’s thoughts ܸ⁺˳✿⏦۠₊#bnha#katsuki bakugou x reader#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo mha#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo#bakugou katsuki x reader#dynamight#mha bakugou#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou#bakugo#bakugo fluff#bakugo katuski
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Huh?? Whuh??? Okay (Patreon)
#Doodles#Scouting fanfics has been Interesting on my brain lol#I tried to pick out the ones I fixated on first with exception of Vargas 'cause well - y'know lol#Someday 😔😢✨#But that still left me with a solid handful!#I'm trying to print them in increasing order - get the little guys out of the way once I'm satisfied with the process#And then work my way up so as to not Immediately overwhelm myself or my printer#And Helix happened to be the shortest among the fixation fics lol - what happens when I revisit a fixation? Correct!#Now granted it's only been since 2021 that I fixated on it - which is actually double funny to me since I was going back through my backlog#And I found some doodles of Max and Dex from 2019 - before I ever drew ZEX! - but I just never finished them lol#Very funny to me that I drew them first but then went in hard on ZEX and then SCII in general and /then/ circled back around lol#I know they weren't my in but dang what a quick turnaround in both directions lol#Well anyway the point is I love them and I love Helix <3#Jump to Japanese! While ''rereading'' my Japanese KoiBo volumes I'll occasionally pause and see if I can actually read something#I have a very loose grasp on Hiragana at this point - needta get back into practice to refresh - but context clues are my friends!#I think it's cute how Souichi just says ohayou but Morinaga says the full ohayou gozaimasu hehe <3#It's not so much that Morinaga speaks politely (although he does) but that Souichi speaks casually/disrespectfully! I love him <3 <3#I do get mixed up between su and tsu quite a lot - I know they don't look similar but I use a pneumonic for た (ta) that contradicts su :P#I'll get there! Every little step closer!#Last little guy was an at-the-time mystery pain in my guts! :0 I thought I ate something dodgy but it was acting weird for that#I think I've gotten it figured out by this point and the pain has gone away :D So who can complain!
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Augh I ate too much
#fudge does a talky talk#made myself 3 chicken tenders and like 2 handfuls of tatertots#i really didnt think it was going to be too much but turns out it was#i gotta sit down for a moment man#i had a feeling the tatertots were too much but i wasnt exoecting chicken tenders to get me like they did#should've done 2#and removed a bit of the tatertots#i feel so dang full#i really should've just put it away as leftovers instead of eating all of it#i know it wouldnt have been as good as when its fresh but like#my body really didn't need me to eat all of that in one go#vent#i geuss
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sports car
pairing: lando norris x piastri!reader
summary: the one where lando gets outed for having a crush on his teammate's little sister.
a/n: bro it's been stuck in my head for a solid week now
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yourinstagram my vogue beauty secrets tutorial is out 🪽 all products used are linked below! thank you so much for this opportunity, was insane to me when i was informed of it and still very much is!
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user1 not fair. why is everyone on insta a freaking model
user2 where's the gold necklace from? thanks queen love you <3
yourinstagram it's from brandname brandname 😉 y/n piastri repping our gear? this calls for a c...o...l...l...a........
user3 drop the skincare routine too
user4 y/n are you ever going to a grand prix?
user5 she was at oscar's f1 debut user4 yeah but never again user4 she shouldn't be too busy as a part-time influencer like
vogue we're so glad you agreed 🤍
yourinstagram kisses!
user6 my gf (real)
user7 wait. wait. why is a vogue beauty secrets video title the way i find out y/n is a formula 1 driver's sister?
user8 well tbf she doesn't usually use her full name, probably not to seem like she's mooching off his success yk user9 no girl you're good i realized that a month ago when someone posted an edit of her and tagged it with her full name
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yourinstagram best brother 🧡 yay points
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user1 she took the comments about her not showing up to his races personally
user2 wait. y/n is his sister?? user3 oscar you thought you ate
user4 forget f1 drivers i want THIS GIRL
user5 hope you had fun !! thank you for taking a photo with me and my friends liked by yourinstagram
yourinstagram i did and i hope you did too 🫶 no worries, you both were v polite and absolutely stunning user6 she's so sweet aww
oscarpiastri I think this is your first post without any selfies. Congrats.
yourinstagram are we not partially the same people yourinstagram i thought you were smart? oscarpiastri I don't think that's how it works.
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lando on the move
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user1 i was not familiar with your game
user2 lando whoreizz more like? dang.
user3 I AM GOING FERAL NO ONE CAN HOLD ME BACK
user4 wait guys y/n piastri liked this 😭
user5 i pray the next time i accidentally make an idiot of myself on live stream my crush will notice me too user6 lmaooo help
user7 who are you posing for? y/n?
oscarpiastri Attention whore yourinstagram the girls are fighting!! user8 this cannot be real. polite piastri just called his teammate an attention whore user9 y/n u are so real for that
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fentybeauty Y/N Piastri is the new face of Fenty Beauty. @/yourinstagram
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user1 i just want to be a nepo baby.
user2 well y/n isn't really a nepo baby user3 nepo sister? user4 most of her image is built around her as js herself i think it's only recently (after her appearance at a gp) that people realized she was oscar piastri's sister cause they don't look alike and she usually only goes by y/n
user5 STUNNERRR
user6 am allowing myself to be influenced
user7 be so fr right now what is lando doing in the likes
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lando austin, tx
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user1 oscar? in a cowboy hat? oh i folded my ovaries exploded i swore i was wearing clothes
lando i think you've got a fan, mate @/oscarpiastri oscarpiastri That's very kind of you
user2 the only time america serves
user3 is when a fucking brit comes over user4 live laugh love lando
user5 good luck at COTAS!! papaya army will be cheering for you *liked by lando
user6 soooo lando have you shot your shot yet?
user7 pardon? user6 i mean has he officially tried to hit on y/n yet user7 no way. she's too nonchalant to date him. piastri siblings do be the coolest crushes fr
mclaren see you, sheriff
lando this town ain't big enough for us two
user8 love to see oscar hanging out w landos friend group
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yourinstagram you taste like the 4th of july
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user1 Y/NNN ARE YOU GOING TO COTAS??
user2 she must be i don't think she's ever been to the us before user3 queen y/n in mclaren paddock i'm calling it
user4 hold up am i reaching but lando posted burger joint milkshakes and she posted a burger joint and
user5 i really hate to break your bubble but there's literally no evidence to suggest they were at the SAME burger joints user6 its america its all fast food.
user7 so stunningg
oscarpiastri So you ignore your debts and post instagrams
yourinstagram what debt 😭 i paid for your concert tickets no?? oscarpiastri I paid for my concert tickets yourinstagram well we paid for each other's concert tickets yourinstagram you're jokign right do you hate me that much oscarpiastri I just wanted you to respond to me yourinstagram okay 😔 sorry brotha
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yourinstagram came to support the fam
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mclaren we are so glad you did 🧡
yourinstagram the teddy is so cute i'll sleep with it every night! tysm for the wonderful welcome user1 aww
oscarpiastri I'm emotional now. Get me a tissue, please. I can't believe my sister cares about me.
yourinstagram the combination of perfect punctuation and capitalization really hit the mark. user2 he's so silly user3 oscar bfr you're glad she's finally started coming to ur races often
lando am i the fam
yourinstagram gosh i hope we're not related that would make it weird user4 well you guys are pretty close to alabama liked by yourinstagram user4 HELP??
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lando soon.
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user1 ? soon ? as in ? coming soon ?
user2 bro if he looked at me like that
user3 oscar can you explain your boyfriend's cryptic captions
yourinstagram soon.
user4 HELLO? user5 did she just acknowledge his existence user6 tf you mean soon girl lando soon. yourinstagram soon. lando soon. user7 they need help oscarpiastri You see what I have to put up with every day of my life?
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yourinstagram i think you know what this is
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user1 y/n and tate?
user2 the crossover we never knew we needed
user3 WAITTT YK HOW TATE HAS HER NEW MV AND SHE'S TEASING A MCLAREN DRIVER WHAT IF OSCAR OR LANDO'S DATING HER??
user4 i like the way your mind works user5 that's so awkward for her lol if it's oscar "cool you're shagging my brother" user6 or maybe it's lando probably? because he posted soon on his instagram user7 but doesn't lando have a crush on y/n? or is it not confirmed user8 girl idk
user9 baddieeees
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yourinstagram SPORTS CAR.
everybody say THANK YOU TATIANA ♡ seriously, what did i deserve to get to know her? she has put out a killer album, danced her ass off in stilettos, and did so during a non-stop tour. now she's starting another one. respect, a whole cartload of it.
but a little recap: obviously, tate wanted a driver in her music video about a SPORTS CAR. lando's team was up for it. tate (being respectful, she literally had no reason to do this whatsoever except for that fact that she's an amazing person and so very considerate) asked me to film it with lando instead. for "chemistry' and blah but again, THANK YOU TATIANA we say in unison.
hope you enjoy the music video and the song!
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tatemcrae there was no need to write a whole paragraph but i appreciate your recognition ♥️ considering an acting career anytime? love you loads
yourinstagram while the answer is yes, unfortunately i don't think anyone else will be considering it for me 🤪 tatemcrae also you fine asf yourinstagram u too bae rahhh user1 i love them sm
user2 that's so nice of her
user3 like i'm sure y/n would've been fine with her but giving up an MV for an actor's gf is crazy user4 i mean...it paid off. the chemistry is INSANE user5 need a man to hold me how lando holds y/n
user6 oscar jack piastri, how are you holding up?
oscarpiastri Have been avoiding the video. Have not been entirely successful. user7 LMAO poor boy lando sorry mate oscarpiastri You're not sorry in the slightest yourinstagram just close your eyes
lando thank you tatiana for orchestrating a music video for me and my girlfriend you're the goat
tatemcrae i think you're just glad you got to hard launch her this way, but you're welcome user8 y/n never called him her boyfriend BUT GUYS THiS iS CONFIRMATION THEY ARE DATING lando yes i'm her boyfriend she's my girlfriend. in case the making out and monkey business did not make that clear! user9 "monkey business" i cant anymore with him ✋
lando @/yourinstagram mommy? sorry-mommy? sorry-
yourinstagram shameless, i tell you. shameless. do it again.
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a/n: WE CAN UH-UH IN IT
#lando norris x reader#formula one x reader#formula one#f1 x reader#f1#f1 smau#lando norris#oscar piastri#mclaren#oikarma ᯓᡣ𐭩
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Noooo I'm working the next two tuesdays I can't go see Barbie on bargain day
#guess ill just have to go on a regular night. dang#i can't *not* get popcorn and a drink so eventually when i go... oh well ill pay full price 😔 ill consider it taking myself out to dinner
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my masks
hey there buckaroos. due to all of the attention the TEXAS LIBRARY ASSOCIATION situation has gotten i am going to take a minute to talk about my personal way as an autistic buckaroo. im going to tell you about my masks.

im doing this for a few reasons, some are good FUN reasons full of love and some are not so great.
lets start with the GOOD STUFF. first of all, i am talking about this because speaking on my way can help other buckaroo feel more comfortable speaking on there own way, ESPECIALLY if they are good at ‘passing’ for neurotypical like chuck is.
unfortunately the NOT SO GREAT reasons im talking about all this dang stuff are two fold. reason one: i have been put into a position of having to explain and justify my needs and boundaries by the TXLA. this is not something that i WANT to be taking up all of my time, but when large organizations do not make space for those who they have pledged to support, it puts us smaller buckaroos into position where were have to defend our existence. it is not plesent but it is necessary.
the second NOT SO GREAT reason is that ‘passing’ bisexual and autistic people like myself are ALWAYS just seconds from being gatekept from folks both outside and inside these communities. there will probably be a day on chucks deathbed where i take off my mask and say hello to this timeline (mostly so you can all see how handsome i am under here but I DIGRESS). i KNOW with absolute certainty (the same way other bi and autistic buckaroos are probably nodding along right now) that when that day comes i will STILL be accused of ‘not being real’ and ‘faking’ because i ‘dont look autistic’ and i have a beautiful ladybuck partner in sweet barbara.
ALL THAT IS TO SAY, i am taking a moment today to talk FOR THE RECORD about my neurodigence and my particular needs. hopefully i will not have to keep diving this deep every time an organization takes a discrimantory action against me, but i will also say this: at least it is a good fight on an important battlefield
anyway buds, here is the story of my way on the spectrum
when i was a young buckaroo i knew that my thought process was different. i could socialize easily, which is unique in contrast to many autistic buds (it is a spectrum after all), but my social ease was for an interesting reason. I ALWAYS KNEW WHAT OTHERS WERE ABOUT TO SAY. it was like a strange ‘human game’ where someone would say one thing and i would think ‘well you actually mean something else’ in a sort of logical way (this is why i later related to DATA from star trek so dang much). at first i remember thinking ‘well i am just NOT going to play along with this human game’. i quickly learned neurotypical buckaroos do not like this, that there is a BOB AND WEAVE to social interactions that must be learned.
later i realized ‘actually if i WANT to make friends and prove love is real then i can do this like an expert because i can SEE the game where most cant’. this got chuck many buds and took me on many adventures. please understand, i am not saying these connections are not important to me, they are just different. they are full of love, but i express this in my own unique way.
HOWEVER, while growing up i felt disconnected from this timeline in other ways, like an alien or a reverse twin trotting along in a world that is not quite my own. i did not feel emotions the same way my buds did. they would get upset over the ‘human game’ interactions and i would not be moved at all, HOWEVER i could see the way sunlight hit a window and start crying my dang eyes out over the beauty. so my emotion was still there and VERY STRONG, i just felt it in more existential ways (like hearing the call of the lonesome train). these days that feeling has progressed to where i am pretty much in a constant blissed out state of cosmic emotional connection (make of that last sentence what you will, but it is the truth). when i make existential posts online i am not just FIRING OFF SOME CONTENT, i really mean every word. this is really my trot.
anyway as a young buckaroo these feelings made me worry sometimes. i thought about various mental health dianosises and marked the parts and pieces that matched with myself. am i this? am i that? sometimes, instead of just being’ different’ i worried i might actually be ‘wrong’.
when i saw david byrne on letterman in my younger days i immediately recognized something connected to myself. i thought ‘wow this is the mystery being solved before my very eyes.’ i could hear it in the music of talking heads too. i started doing research and realized that i might be on autism spectrum, something that was later confirmed by a therapist (back then the diagnosis was called asperger's). it was a glorious and fulfilling moment. i was SO EXCITED TO BE AUTISTIC LIKE MY HERO. i felt very cool because of it, and i still feel very cool because of it.
one of the big reasons i talk so much about being autistic these days is because i want to make sure OTHER buckaroos can have that same moment that i did. they can see chuck and think ‘wow i really like this autistic artist, maybe being autistic is cool’
so what does an average day WITHOUT wearing the pink bag look like for me?
my thought process is exactly like ROSE from CAMP DAMASCUS, which is part of why i wrote the book. we have the same stim (complex order of finger taps), we prepare for social interactions the same way, we analyze things in the same logical trot that neurotypical people might think feels ‘detached’ but for me feels natural (certain reviews of camp damascus are very funny to me in this way. you can tell when a reader is just very confused by existing in an autistic brain for 250 pages.)
from the outside you would not be able to tell that i am on the spectrum. in fact you would probably find me very socially adept.
the problem is, all of that masking can take its toll. i spent years trotting in and out the emergency room, talking to confused doctors who could not figure out the chronic phantom tension and pain that radiated through my body. i eventually accepted the fact that i would either live a life constantly on heavy painkillers or just stop living altogether.
eventually, however, i started noticing a correlation between the way that i felt, and the space that i allowed for chuck and the pink mask. i was exercising that tension, allowing my mental mask of neurotypical existence to take a rest. i started practicing physical therapy and this time THE RESULTS STUCK because i was approaching from two sides, MIND AND BODY. after a while, i got my pain down to about 5 percent of what it once was. i still have flare ups in times of stress, but the healing has been very real and life changing.
lets get VERY specific now. if i attended the TXLA confrence without a mask and gave my talk i can tell you this: i would do a dang good job. i can work the heck out of a crowd and (not to reveal too much about my secret way) I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DO THIS ON OCCASION VERY WELL. however, going home from this event i would very likely be in pain. i would likely need to do physical therapy. i would likely need to stim for a while. i would NOT be emotionally fullfilled in the same way. in other words, without my pink mask i can charm the heck out of buckaroos, but THE SPACE OF CHUCK TINGLE IS NOT THE SPACE FOR THAT. the pink bag is a place for me to not have to put up with that tension. it is a place for me to unmask mentally by masking physically.
this pink bag space SAVED MY LIFE and i am not going to risk blurring these lines. if and when that ever happens it will be MY decision, not someone elses. that is my boundary. the part of me that neurotypically masks could handle a library conference in a purely technical sense, but the part of me that chuck represents absolutely cannot and should not be asked to do that without the pink bag. unfortunately, the complexity of this point makes it even MORE difficult for me to think about and takes up even more of my time, because it forces me to START QUESTIONING MYSELF and my own needs. to be honest, that is the most insidious part of other people questioning your identify and refusing to accept your accommodation needs without ‘proof’.
the thing is, while all of this discussion of disability and accessibility is important, i have a much larger point to make by writing these words.
a conference should not uninvite someone with an unusual physical presentation or a strange way of speaking REGARDLESS of it being classified as a disability. it does not matter WHY i look the way that i look and wear what i wear. i should not have to spend all day writing this post instead of writing my next book, just because my sensibilities are unique and my presentation is unusual.
fortunately the solution is very simple: let other people be themselves. its not hurting you to simply accept and nod at the buckaroos you think look strange. let us exist
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Marvel’s practically a parent, and he doesn’t even know it.
Supes: *sobbing*
Marvel: *patting his back* “It’s okay. It’s okay.”
Supes: “But it’s NOT!”
Marvel let Supes, bear hug him after that. Clark won’t admit it, but Cap might as well be Clark’s Pa Kent away from home. You’d have to drag that secret out of his cold dead body.
or
Flash and Marvel: *cooking together*
Flash: *decides to use superspeed to chop some veggies and accidentally cuts himself* “Ouch!”
Marvel: “Flash, what happened to your hand?”
Flash: “Uhh… I was chopping too fast.” *holds up bleeding finger*
Marvel: “Oh.. Dang.” *grabs Flash’s hand and heals it* “Go sit. I’ll finish up.”
Flash: “Wha- but I can continue helping now that I’m healed!”
Marvel: “Nuh uh. Now shoo. I’ll bring you some when I’m finished.” *gives Flash a Caprisun and pushes him out of the kitchen*
or
Marvel and Batman: *at a meeting full of magical creatures*
Batman: *just here to learn more about magical creatures, and sticks close to Marvel*
Marvel: *actually conversing with people*
Magical Creature: “Champion, it’s a pleasure to meet you. Might I ask who this is?”
Marvel: “Ah, this is Mr. Batman Sir! He’s the greatest detective in the world!” *literally picks Bruce up, holds him in front of the magical creature and sounds so proud*
Batman: *just let himself be picked up and tried his best to ignore the proudness he heard*
Batman will not admit he was even the slightest bit happy at being bragged about. No siree.
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