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Lost fic post #29

1. Hello! I can't find a fic I really loved a while ago, it was (I THINK) a 5+1, with hurt Aziraphale about to discorporate and Crowley saving his life... One of them was in during the blitz, they are in the subway helping humans and Aziraphale ends trapped and badly hurt under tons of rocks. Crowley can't use a miracle to help him because the whole thing would collapse on the humans. He stays near him talking to him and holding his hand all night. Thank you for your wonderful work!! 💖 ~ @zeckarin-blaise

2. Hi. I was wondering if you could help me find a fic. It's during and after when Aziraphale and Crowley switch and the premise of the fic is that Aziraphale is late coming back and Crowley thinks that he's dead. It's super angsty and I love it, but now I can't find it. Any ideas? ~ @livgg15

3. Hello! A while back I read a fic where Aziraphale is turmed human and eventually dies of dementia, could you tell me what the name of it is? I’d love to keep it on my arsenal. Thank you!!!! :) ~anon

4. hello pals i have lost a fic. it was wives in the 1930s and i think crowley was having a hard time dealing with hell expecting her to meddle in looming human business. she and aziraphale spend the night in a room above the shop and there's a big storm while they have an intimate moment and i remember very distinctly that crowley had a spine like a snake and there was a joke about az's hat looking like a halo. ~anon

5. Hello, I’m looking for a book where Aziraphale and Crowley hold hands on a bench for, like, 3 days. I remember one line like “it was when Crowley held his hand for 3 days that Aziraphale realized Crowley might sleep with him.” Thank you. ~ @darnwaffles

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What butch heartmam maybe meant by the ghosts in the ghost zone are actually from another dimension is there is only one ghost zone: it’s shared between dimensions. Possibly explains how they all look so strange and why poindexter is gray compared to the others.

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Louspouse hehehe

I was particularly proud of this one thank you

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teachin’ my little bro how to use magic!

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hey I might of had a serious hyperfixation on portal idk if you can tell-  I created his monstrosity as a fun re-cap of the past ten years of official and non-official content, theories, easter eggs, and events. Still remember the day the portal 2 teaser dropped from the ARG and got hooked since. qvq

Thanks to everyone who helped me with searching for stuff to add onto this I really appreciate it! I know I missed some stuff but you know- space and stuff. @jennikku   @silavut    @pangender-sabi   @nyanthenyan   @fungisteri @at-d7796 @darnwaffles   @craftykit1    @peachfuzzexe​

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Matrimonial Misunderstandings

Chapter 10: How do we tell him?

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They all stared at each other, Patton thought they were married? Why on earth would he think that? All of them? Even Deceit? 

That did explain why they were all spending so much time together. Logan said that they had to tell him.

“It’ll destroy him!” Roman cried.

“You’re exaggerating,” Logan said with an eye roll.

Deceit shakes his head, “No, he isn’t. You know that’s gonna hurt him. And you know he takes things hard.”

Logan sighs, “Yes, but we can’t just let him believe this-this-”

“Lie?” Deceit offers.

Logan looks away, “You all understand that we have to tell him?”

They nod.

“I suppose you’re volunteering then?” Deceit asks Logan.

The logical side’s face falls, “Me? No, No,” he waves his hands in a ‘no way’ gesture, “I am no good when it comes to things like this, it will absolutely have to be one of you.”

“I’m not breaking his heart,” Virgil blurts out.

“Me neither!” Roman cries.

Deceit glares at them, “Oh, sure. I’m absolutely fine with telling him.”

“Great!” Roman exclaims.

“I was lying!” Deceit drags his hand across his face.

“Well, someone has to tell him,” Logan says.

They all start arguing instantly.

“Hey!” Patton calls from the top of the stairs.

Everyone freezes, “Why are you yelling?” Patton walks downstairs.

They shoot urgent glances to everyone around the room, they eventually all rest on Deceit. He glares at the trio, before turning to Patton.

Morality raises an eyebrow questioningly, Deceit gulps and decides to give it his best shot.

“We were just arguing over who would-” the other three sides all inhale sharply, Deceit glares at them again. Then he looks back to Patton, all soft eyes and gentle smile, and he realizes that he absolutely can’t do this “-over who would go ask you to sleep down here with us tonight?”

The collective breath they’d all been holding comes out in one soft rush.

Patton claps his hands together, “Awww! That’s so sweet! We can make a blanket nest!” He smiles at all of them and they do their best to hide the nervousness they feel, he grabs Deceit’s hand, “Come help me get some blankets!” 

Deceit allows himself to be dragged upstairs, he looks back to see Logan shaking his head at him.

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I’m gonna try to work on this again, I’m so sorry for the long break. 

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Yes I’d call that a wide range of emotions

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Lost fic post #24

1. Hi! Today a friend and I got into our heads that Crowley was definitely Robin Hood. And I've been looking for fics along that same thread. I was wondering if you knew any. We would super appreciate it. ~anon

2. could you please help me find a fic about aziraphale hugging crowley from behind then saying he won't ever forgive him because he ate his crepes? i think it's a fic based on a text post. thank you in advance! ~anon

3.  Goof afternoon, I've been looking for a specific type of fic. It's one where Aziraphale gets fund out by an organization like the SCP Foundation or the Magnus Archives. If you find any of these, they would be greatly appreciated, than you! ~ @darnwaffles

4. Hi! I've been looking for this story for months. I know it's a long shot, but I figured maybe you or someone who follows you has heard of it. I don't remember the title or the author, but I know these things: It's post-armageddon, it's starts with them moving into the South Downs cottage. I remember there was a line Crowley says, about "not wanting to be a martyr" for Aziraphale, and how he's just tired of pretending not to be in love with him. That's it, I'm afraid. Does it ring any bells? ~ @akka-van-kebnekaise

5. Ugh there was this one fic I saw back in like, maybe August? Saw it on tumblr. Gabriel comes in the bookshop to tell Aziraphale that Crowley has been defeated, and Aziraphale has to pretend that he's glad about the news while trying not to freak out in front of Gabriel. Then he goes to Crowley's flat, finds him as a snake, severely injured and feverish. He waits it out until Crowley eventually heals up enough to go back into human form. I just can't find it! :< Help please? Thank you! ~ @veryderpypizza

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Good evening! I've been looking for a lost fic. It's where, right after the apocalypse, Crowley takes a couple years to nap and Aziraphale... just breaks. He starts losing himself and when Crowley comes back, they help Aziraphale find himself again.

Unfortunately, I can’t find it. Does anyone else know this one?

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She sat on the luminescent rings, observing the cosmos and all it had to offer.

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Back to school! I feel the anxiety already.

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School starting Wip!!

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Matrimonial Misunderstandings

Chapter 9: Goodnight Kiss

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Deceit is woken up by a harsh alarm, he hears Logan swear and fumble with it for a moment before managing to shut it off.

He turns to the snake and gives a slight laugh, “My apologies, I should have turned it off last night.” He places a warm hand to the snake’s arm, “Do you wanna go back to sleep?”

Deceit likes the idea of it, of staying here with Logan for another hour or two. But he doesn’t want to seem too enthusiastic, he wants to give Logan the option to leave.

But Logan is already curling back into his side. And that’s really all Deceit needs to fall right back to sleep.

*****

Virgil awakes to soft hands on his face, in his hair, on his arms.

It feels good, warm, comforting. He finds himself trying to lean into every touch, before realizing that’s not how he normally wakes up. He jolts up in surprise.

“Woah, woah, sweetheart, it’s okay, it’s just us,” Patton murmurs to him, gently trying to tug him back into his spot between Roman and him on the bed.

“Oh, sor-Sorry,” Virgil feels his cheeks burn with embarrassment.

“It’s alright, Virge,” Roman says in a hushed voice, “But I’m cold, so,” he makes grabby hands for Virgil.

The emo smiles and allows himself to be pulled back down into the cuddle pile.

Patton’s hands go right back to Virgil’s hair and face, Roman resumes his gentle caressing of the anxious side’s arms. Virgil hums, feeling more content than he can ever remember feeling this early in the morning.

*****

Deceit was definitely bad at making eggs. Logan isn’t, though, which is a huge relief. The logical trait asks him gently if he wouldn’t mind making the coffee.

The snake appreciated Logan not our right telling him to get the hell away from the stove.

“I’m very skilled in the kitchen,” the snake chuckles as he starts the coffee maker and hops up to sit on the counter.

Logan chuckles, not looking away from the eggs, “I see that.”

“Hey, you’re up,” Patton mumbles from the doorway, causing both logan and Deceit to blush, both feeling as if they’ve been caught.

“Morning,” Roman slips in beside Patton, Virgil following behind them quietly.

Virgil and Roman both give Dee a small smile, the snake hops down from the counter to pour everyone a cup of coffee.

“Thanks,” Virgil says softly.

Deceit smiles, “No problem.”

They spend the day together again.

Working this time, but still.

Deceit and Virgil sit on one side of the couch, Logan and Roman on the other, Patton stretches out in the middle.

“Video ideas are hard!” He groans a couple hours in.

“Tell me about it,” Roman grumbles. The last few ideas getting shit down is starting to wear on him.

Logan frowns at the prince, “Remember that everything doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, and you certainly don’t need to have it all figured out now. We’re merely brainstorming, it’s alright.” He places a comforting hand on Roman’s knee.

“Thanks, teach,” Roman says softly.

Logan turns to the rest of the room, “perhaps, a break is in order.”

Everyone agrees and they all decide to watch tv for awhile.

Deceit gets a little too excited when the Gravity Falls theme plays.

“Calm down Fibber on the roof, before you combust,” Roman chuckles as they all scoot closer together. Roman now presses against the liar.

“It’s been ages since I’ve seen this show!” Deceit says with the same level of enthusiasm.

Roman smiles, “We could rewatch it all if you like? Not all now of course, but a little at a time?”

Deceit grins at him excitedly, “Really?!”

Patton giggles at them both, Logan’s head on his shoulder and Virgil draped over both of their laps. “Aww, of course we can, sweetie.”

Deceit flushes slightly at the nickname.

They watch a few episodes, stopping briefly to make dinner together. Then resuming until they all started to get tired.

As everyone stands to go to bed, Patton stops Logan with a hand on his arm.

“Can I have a kiss?”

Logan stops and stares at Patton, “I-I’m afraid I must have misheard you, Patton. Could you repeat that?”

“Can I have a kiss?” Patton asks again, sweet smile on his lips.

“I-Uhm, well, I...”

Patton giggles, “You’re so silly, Lo. We’re married for Thomas’s sake.”

Everyone else is staring at the pair now, Logan’s eyes look like they’re about to fall out of his head, “Pardon me? We’re what?”

“Married, silly. You don’t have to be embarrassed to kiss me.”

“Patton, I-”

“If you won’t kiss me, I’ll just have someone else do it,” Patton says teasingly, “Virgil?”

Virgil nearly falls over, “I-What?!”

“Oh come on, not you too,” Patton giggles, still oblivious to the fact that their confusion was genuine.

“Ro? Dee?” When he gets a similar reaction he sighs in fake exasperation, “Four husbands and not one goodnight kiss. Oh well,” he giggles and starts skipping up the stairs. “Goodnight, I love you all,” he blows them each a kiss before disappearing to his room.

Virgil is the first to break the silence. “Was that real?” Everyone else just stares up the steps in stunned silence.

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I know it’s no content November but I really wanted to post this so...

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Matrimonial Misunderstandings

Chapter 8: Goodnight

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Patton insists on Virgil and Roman both sleeping in his bed that night. Virgil took a little convincing, but a few gentle looks from Roman and the weight of his eyelids were enough to get him to join them.

Patton nuzzles into Virgil’s side, Roman climbing in next to the pair and pulling the emo tightly against him. Virgil huffs out a laugh. Roman doesn’t say anything, the trio were all fast asleep in moments.

Logan and Deceit were in the living room, Logan had made tea. The conversation was quiet, content.

Logan spoke to the snake softly, asking for advice for next weeks schedule. Deceit answered him in a similarly calm tone.

They were both comfortable to sit like that, soft chatter surrounding the still evening air.

It wasn’t until around nine thirty that Deceit began to yawn.

Logan chuckled, when silence surrounded the pair once again, he spoke.

“Your room is inconveniently located.”

Deceit nods, “Villains sleep far from the village.”

Logan snorts, “You’re not a villain.”

“Good guys don’t usually sleep in cold basements.” The snake sighs.

“I take it your room is not as comfortable as you would like?”

Deceit shrugs, it kinda sucked in the basement, some other sides seemed to like it plenty, but Deceit wasn’t him.

Logan offers him a soft smile, “You’re always welcome to stay with me.”

The lying trait feels the scaleless side of his face heat up, “I...uhm...thank you...”

Why were the light sides like this?

Logan laughs, “My apologies for making you uncomfortable. Though I can’t say that I’m retracting the offer.”

Deceit finds it difficult to meet the logical trait’s eyes, he clears his throat and it seems to echo in the kitchen. “You haven’t...uhm...you haven’t made me uncomfortable. I appreciate the offer.” His cheeks go from pink to a Roman worthy red.

Logan chuckles again, “Is that a yes then?”

Deceit focuses his attention on his gloves, his hands knitted together. “As long as the offer is there...”

Logan’s teasing smile turns into a shocked grin. “I...of course.”

Logan gingerly reaches for Deceit’s hand. The scaled side allows the other to lead him to his room.

Deceit’s face can’t possibly get any redder. It does, of course. And he thinks that surely he couldn’t be any more flustered than that, that is until Logan asks him if he plans to sleep in his clothes.

The snake snaps into pajamas self consciously, Logan does the same.

Deceit doesn’t know why he doesn’t anticipate the next question, he should have expected it. And he definitely should have expected Logan to say it in such a straightforward way, the same way he’d done everything else. Nevertheless, he can’t help but choke slightly when the serious man speaks.

“Would you be more comfortable if I slept in the floor, or is it alright for us to share the bed?”

“The, uh, bed is fine.” Deceit still can’t even look at Logan.

Logan chuckles and lays down on the left side of the bed, Deceit follows suit. When Logan turns the light out and whispers goodnight, the snake isn’t really sure what to do. How do you act like this is normal?

Logan pokes his shoulder gently, “Is this too much for you? I can still sleep in the floor if you’d like?”

Deceit shakes his head, “This is alright. It’s just that this is...”

“Unfamiliar territory,” Logan finishes helpfully.

“Yeah,” Deceit breathes out. “And I’m not quite sure what I should do.”

Logan cocks his head to the side, “Do?”

Deceit clears his throat, “Do you expect physical contact?”

Logan smiles at him and shakes his head in the dark, “I expect nothing. But I wouldn’t refuse it.”

Deceit reaches out a tentative hand, Logan meets him half way and intertwines their fingers.

Does this mean anything? Deceit asks himself. Logan was doing the same thing, he decided that wasn’t important to know at the moment, and settled on what he thought would be best for them in the moment.

“Would you like me to put my arms around you?”

Deceit is glad it’s too dark for Logan to see him, he hopes the screaming in his head isn’t audible, but it takes him a moment to answer. “I suppose that would be alright.”

Logan pulls him close, Deceit biting back a flustered scream.

“Goodnight, Deceit,” Logan mumbles into the dark.

“Goodnight, Logan.”

Deceit doesn’t fall asleep for a long while, how could he? Logic was holding him! But he did find sleep eventually, his mind still full of all the things he feared and didn’t dare hope the light sides wanted from him.

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Gosh sorry I’ve been so busy with school and band that everything got away from me! I’m sorry this sorta sucked a lot! I’ll try to make it up to you folks

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