#day drinking warning

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

April Fools!! ANTI-stimboard - An unsatisfying, cursed, viscerally unpleasant board :(((

💄.🐷.🌈{}}🍞.🎱.🍞{]{⭕.🥤.🚅

[cfffrk]

[stellarsightz]

Babygirl i will come up with an analysis of cicero that is so pretentious and incoherent you wouldn't even believe

[sergle]

Got any tips to other people getting reductions that they haven't heard?

You gotta buy some of that tea that makes you shit your pants

[not-poignant]

Baldur’s Gate 3 - 6/? - Palmarosa - Astarion/Raphael

Title: Palmarosa Rating: Explicit Pairing: Astarion/Raphael Tags: (Check AO3 for the full list) Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Deals with a devil, Contracted sexual slavery, Bad BDSM etiquette, PTSD, Communication issues, Flashbacks, Trauma recovery and Retraumatisation, Dark and disturbing themes, Blood consumption, Minor character death, Canon typical violence, Dominance/submission, Top Raphael, Bottom Astarion etc.

Summary: (Set post-game / end-game) The love of Astarion’s life has disappeared to go live in the daylight with the druids, and Astarion is stuck in the darkness once more, yearning for sunlight with every fibre of his being, while bitterly reflecting on all the things that were denied to him in the end - love, sunlight, the option to kill thousands of people and become a near-god…

Raphael knows Astarion’s desperate, and comes to him with not one, but two horrid contract offers that Astarion loathes and dreads in equal measure - but the prize at the end of both are too good to turn down, and he’s become too cynical to care about how much of a good idea it is to give his body to a devil for a month or two, because really, comparatively, how bad could it be?

Palmarosa (Baldur’s Gate 3) - Raphael/Astarion - 06 - Keratin and Olive Oil

In which Astarion finished preparing Raphael, so that Raphael can start preparing him. But it doesn't go exactly according to plan...

[violentdevotion]

what's the deal with the anti weed propaganda in this show?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[temperate-rainforest]

I always forget how people back in the olde days used to just die so easily from the flu, until I get the flu myself dhhdhdhf because on one hand I know our medicine is just soo much better now a days but on the other hand I have the immune system of a dead man and once I get sick I'm like the ye olde victorian child on a death bed dhdhdhhd it's been 4 days and I just NOW can get on my phone to watch videos and text, and eat and drink water, and coherently string words together and do more than just lay in bed and moan in pain, and sweat and cough in sick delirium 😭

[crystallos-sol]

Warning you now under the cut is me rambling about my perspective on multiple popular fandom ships and such. My perspective won’t be accepted widely and that’s cool no hate to anyone who does ship these characters. Y’all do you I’m just sharing my word vomit. (No I did not mention any ship by name so this should stay in the tag it belongs in!)

I’m saying that the entire relationship between Luz and Amity always read a little weird to me. I don’t tend to enjoy most canon or fandom favorite ships so I really did not think much of it but the way they wrote romantic relationships was so off putting and inherently worse than how they wrote the platonic relationships within the show.

And no it’s not just Luz and Amity’s relationship that’s off putting to me, even Gus and Matt and Hunter and Willow (although more implied with the ending of TOH). It just doesn’t read as if any of them are comfortable and able to just exist together. Amity can’t go two seconds without mentioning or thinking of Luz (which is a major annoyance and is largely why I hated it when she was around because she lost anything that made her interesting and her own character but that’s another can of worms).

Willow gets downgraded into being “ Hunters girl “ which is not fair in the slightest to her. I love her character! I really like that we got that intense moment of her putting her damn foot down more than once! But it’s really disappointing and disheartening to see her entire character go down the drain because someone decided Hunter needed a partner (which has much as it’s a cute idea I genuinely do not think if he had a partner that it should of been Willow but again another can of worms.).

And goodness has funny has it is to see Gus make fun of Matt it’s also really hard for me to see it has romantic? Or in a romantic context. To me it just reads as two best friends but again nothing against people who do like these pairings, I get it it’s fun to ship characters. I just personally do not see it.

It also just irks me when a character gets completely put down and ruined because someone wanted to shove them into a relationship. Like damn I was enjoying Willow and Amity but okay ruin my two favorite characters in the whole show.

Again every ship I’ve talked about I don’t have an issue with. I don’t want anyone to think I’m out here mad or something I am disappointed in the way they’ve handled Amity and Willow’s characters after they got partners. I however contrary to most people in the fandom would of loved AceAro Luz or even Willow hell even Hunter. I just think it would be neat to see and because as much as relationships can be cute and all it’s always nice to see Aro representation.

(Also because Luz is very friend oriented and made her own found family which is so so cute and Willow went around and befriended everyone she could and also Hunter grew up with a fucked up understanding of the world and has canonly said his friends mean the world to him and that’s so fucking cool and nice to see for once). I also think it would work for their characters and arcs. Idk would of loved to see their characters remain intact that woulda been neat.

[ferromagnetiic]

【 KID'S BIRTHDAY 2024. 】

          It is his birthday.

     The party hasn't even started and he is already drinking.

     He's ready to get wrecked and remember absolutely none of it tomorrow.

If you catch him when he's pissed enough, he might even be a little bit less horrible to you. Or maybe he'll be even more aggressive. Depends on how the night goes.

[deathberi]

It was when Mimi unconsciously took his hand as they turned into a crowded street when Yamato understood that he shouldn't feel so confident with himself after a kiss. Although just an hour or so ago, she'd done the same thing and so he'd assumed he would be used to it now, it seemed like it would take a while for him to not feel a jolt run down through his entire body every time she touched him. He was too caught up in himself to sneak a glance at Mimi but he could tell she must be going through the same turmoil of emotions as he was because of how warm her palm felt against his own. (Koisuru by ayushi)

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY @themistymermaid! 💫

[inkykeiji]

idk if you ever got this ask but hypotheticallyyyyy what would touya-nii do if him and reader saw the guy that took her virginity? or flawless tomura? or what would bmb tomura do? im assuming with bmb tomura he already had the guy "leave town" the moment the dudes name came out of his readers lips lmao

oooooh anon such a delicious question!!!

tw: toxic relationships, stepcest, death/murder, gore/blood, torture

touya-nii notices, almost immediately, like he always does, the way your eyes keep flitting nervously towards the man at the back of the convenience store, and asks in a low voice if that man is bothering you. he isn’t necessarily surprised when you murmur out in a high, terrified little voice who the man is, and he has just enough sense about him to (only barely) restrain himself and refrain from making a scene, because the last thing he wants is to scare you or get you in trouble—or get himself in trouble in front of you (people tend to call the police when you beat a man bloody within an inch of his life in public). instead, he watches the man through thick lashes as he moves around the store, gaze methodical and vigilant, eyes slow yet sharp, as that big brain of his catalogues and categorizes all of the most important details: estimated height, weight, muscle mass, mannerisms—how does he walk, talk, act? does he look like the type who will put up a fight, loud and aggressive and puffing out his chest with artificial alphaism, or will he submit to authority and come quietly, snivelling like the pathetic piece of trash he is? can touya take him on his own, or should he bring back up?—as well as the make, model, and colour of his car, plus as much of the license plate as he can remember, and the man’s full name, provided by you; all more than sufficient information to figure out where the man spends most of his time, and to ‘run into’ him there, ‘unexpectedly’, unsuspectingly. he promises you, a few weeks later, than he had nothing to do with that mysterious barn fire where the remains of the man who took what was rightfully his was found, charred so badly he had to be identified by his teeth, but the corners of his lips tug upwards as he tells you this, tight and terrifying as if he’s trying to suppress a bout of genuine joy, and his eyes shine and shimmer with the thrill of the kill, the pride of a predator, and you know better than to press any further.

flawless tomura lacks the patience and finesse of touya-nii—he knows better than to cause a fucking scene, of course, but he’s seething so bad his eyes are about to boil out of his skull, teeth ground to near dust, knuckles cracking as the grip on his phone tightens to crushing, plastic case creaking woefully under the strength—and he immediately calls kurogiri to report the man, his location and appearance, who’ll then immediately call several of their hired hitmen (an overreaction to be sure, but it’s never anything less with tomura). terror floods your veins, freezes to sharp, thick ice as you stand motionless beside your boyfriend, who is fuming with such passion it’s a marvel it doesn’t melt the skin from his bones. you know better than to say anything—to ask any questions or make any remarks or to apologize at all—as a bony hand wraps tightly around your wrist and drags you from the mall, shoves you into the bentley, and slams the door. he doesn’t want to talk about it ever again, doesn’t want to hear about it ever again, and doesn’t want to see that fucking face ever again, demanding to kurogiri in spit words soaked in venom that the man’s skull be smashed in so thoroughly his face is nothing more than a messy mush of bloody flesh and jagged bone; unidentifiable, insignificant.

you’re right, bmb tomura doesn’t even wait to run into this man in public—he doesn’t leave matters such as these to chance. all he needs is a name, which is easy to glean from you, and then he has his men hunting the fucker down, kidnapping him, and bringing him to one of the many shigaraki warehouses scattered across the country. we’ve seen what he’s capable of doing to a man who merely bothered you, buzzing around you like an annoying little mosquito, so it’s almost unimaginable, what he’s going to do to this man. unlike flawless tomura, who would rather have his daddy’s men do all the hard and dirty work, bmb tomura is more than happy to—and WANTS to—do it all himself. no one is to touch this motherfucker until tomura arrives. he’s already formulated a plan, wants this man’s last moments on earth to be slow and torturous, wants the pain to be excruciating and endless, right until his very last breath. he starts with the fingers, pulling out each nail one by one, then using a hammer to crush every single tiny little bone in each hand thoroughly to dust—hands that were unworthy of ever touching your precious skin. then the mouth, grabbing the man’s tongue with the same set of bloody pliers—a tongue that was unworthy of tasting your sweet cunt—and pulling it taut, a large butchers knife slicing through the muscle with careful precision. next, the ears, sliced off with the same knife, unworthy of hearing your gorgeous little sounds. and, finally, the eyes, gorged out with a spoon for having ever looked upon your naked body—for having the privilege of seeing your naked body first, before anyone else, before tomura himself, it’s rightful owner. the man is a mess by the end of it, soaked in his own blood and sweat, kept awake throughout the whole torture session with shots of adrenaline, timely administered by chisaki in the proper intervals. you’ll never know about this, of course; tomura wouldn’t dare tell his precious little princess about something so disgustingly gruesome. it’s absolutely none of your concern, and you don’t need to worry your pretty little head about any of it at all—Daddy has taken care of the issue, and he’s sure it’ll never bother either of you again.

[attractthecrows]

retconning stroud out of the deep roads so i can shove laure amell and the hawke siblings and varric and anders all into the same little camp. they would all have such a bad time

[frosla55]

season 2 made me want to throw myself into an active volcano

[evenfallwriter]

Role Reversal/Time Travel AU || to burn for your love

to burn for your love - chapter three || Prompt: Day 18 - Time Travel

Chuuya leaves after the flags dies, taking the hand that Murase has offered him and Dazai is left behind to watch as he becomes one with the light, shining brighter than any sun that he has ever caught sight of- till he no longer has to anymore.

The first time Chuuya leaves, he does it alone- the second time, however, he finds himself dragging Dazai along.

RATING; Not Rated

CHAPTER; 3/3

CHAPTER WARNINGS; Talks about the dead, graveyard's, excessive drinking, unhealthy coping mechanisms' (ignoring life, pushing yourself into work, excessive drinking)

FANDOM: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

RELATIONSHIPS/PAIRINGS; Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble & Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

CHARACTERS; Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)

ADDITIONAL TAGS; Armed Detective Agency Member Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Member Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Member Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Nakahara Chuuya Leaves the Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), Alternate Universe - Dazai Osamu Remains with the Port Mafia (Bungou Stray Dogs), Not Actually Unrequited Love, Suffering Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Temporary Character Death, Time Travel Fix -It

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