#dear frances

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Dear Frances

[newestcool]

Nisi wearing the Dear Frances s/s 2023 ''Balla Barely-there Slip-on''  Newest Cool

[lucy-hale-fashion]

What: Dear Frances Ali Slide in Green - $230.00 Where: Out & About in LA - July 08, 2023

[reportwire]

The 8 Comfortable (and Cute) Shoe Brands I Recommend to All My Friends

Sorry, but what even is a comfortable shoe? For so long, I kind of just assumed that in order to walk around all day and not want to rip my shoes off the moment I walked through the door, it was a given that I had to wear something a little clunky (or else sneakers). I blindly accepted that comfortable shoes had to sacrifice style and looking on-trend, which just simply isn’t the case as you’re…

[ifindus]

"Pirates" - for the 4th day of @aphfrukweek

still thinking about my steampunk pirate au fic and the sequel chilling in my drafts...

[frukmerunning]

I met J. Michael Tatum!! He was a total sweetheart and originally I had picked out a Kyoya card but I got up there and mentioned France and he pulled this one out for me!!

[f1shart]

part 2 (last?) of the s2 musical crossovers 💘

posting this a day early cuz my school decided to make us go camping on valentines day!! :’)

I HAD TO do be more chill ok it was inevitable. dear evan hansen is included solely because i felt puck fit jared (tybs and merc fit theirs too ig) and, GUNNA BE HONEST, i don’t really like that musical. there’s a place in my heart for musicals where i can vibe with every single song but with deh, its only sincerely me 😔 sorry friends

anyway i chose la fiesta to be the goobers from bmc with additions of tank MY BOY and castor nova cuz he’s so squip material

[historia-vitae-magistras]

Can I get a 20- this is all your fault? I feel fruk in this but would love to see what delicious ideas you have for anyone!

I am so gone. I don't know if this makes sense, but I TRIED. It's been so long since I wrote fruk, and what comes out? fluffy banter-filled Proto-smut. Not full frontal but definitely making out and intent. Rated F for the French (European, affectionate). Warnings for smut, victorian britain fake-prudery, some light dicking about. On ao3 here.

1840s, England

Arthur awoke not to sound but to its absence. The wind seemed to be dying; it no longer howled down the chimney with the force it had when he'd dosed off. He curled into Francis' back for a moment but made himself rise. He got out of bed, pulled on a dressing gown, shoved his feet into his slippers, took up the lamp, and lit it with much swearing. Francis huffed into the pillow and rolled over, looking harassed.

"Rosbif–" He said his voice thickening with irritation. "It is too early!"

"How would you know? You laze about until noon," Arthur shot back. Lately, Francis had been in one of his hedonistic moods, dressing like a dandy, painting strange art and drinking absinthe at all hours. One had to drink quite a lot of absinthe and rather a lot more whiskey to tolerate the philosophy of the continent. Francis stirred again, and his helix curls shone in the lamplight. Francis looked rather a grumpy, flustered state, and Arthur softened just a bit. There was always something so very endearing about Francis when he wasn't terribly sleek and polished. He let the ghost of a laugh whisper out of his mouth as he swooped to kiss the man on his mussed hairline.

"Come back to bed," Francis muttered, leaning in, reaching out, eyes heavy and dark with want and sleep. A slow, sleepy shag before breakfast was clearly on his mind. Francis made one of a number of his French noises, this one horny and perhaps a bit cold.

"I'm only off to the loo," Arthur lied. He fully intended to start his day. Francis muttered something about how he didn't fancy freezing to death in frozen rainy little England alone. Arthur pecked the foolish fop again and shut the bed hangings behind him. The velvet still rustled as he stepped into the dark hall and began his day.

____________

Well after sunrise, François appeared for breakfast in only his shirt and kissed him. Arthur turned his chin away, intent on drinking his tea.

“The English!” He cried. “You are so cold!”

Lifting his class like a beer bottle, he swung it as if to toast the King's good health. “Hence the lovely tea."

François made his offended noises.

“The English, honestly, you'd leave your mothers to die for a cup of Earl Grey!”

"Oh, do turn down the histrionics,” Arthur sighed. “Sit down, you fool. Let me have my tea and wake up properly before you renew your assaults on the dignity of England,"

François snorted and sat down. "My dear, there's no dignity to assault."

François, never content to sit and eat with anything so lowly as propriety, brought his seat to the same side of the table. He slid his arm around Arthur, his hand pulling along his jacket seam. Mediterranean warmth followed, and Arthur shuddered as François drew his fingers down, trailing the buttons ensuring a snug fit at the back of his waistcoat, and found his way to a sensitive spot along his spine at the small of his back. Arthur put down the tea. He picked it back up, looked left to ensure none of the children or servants were about, and leaned his head in for a quick kiss. A morning peck, that was all. But François' other arm looped around him and kissed his mouth open, gently deepening and pushing.

“For heaven's sake,” Arthur gasped into his jaw. “The children are about to. Have that custard you insist on calling chocolate and keep your hands to yourself.”

“Then let's go somewhere more private,” François whispered, punctuating it with another kiss.

“Not now,” Arthur pulled away. “I’ve things to do.”

“Do it later.”

“I can do you later,”

“You can do me now. And later. The children will still be there tomorrow!"

“Francis,”

“Has Mother England grown soft with her brood?” François teased good-naturedly, reaching down where England was certainly not soft. “You are frumpy now."

“I am quite happy with my—”

“Three year old suit,”

“Its new,” And, ah, there was the indignation, the spike of prideful lust François had been waiting for.

“Perhaps in England,” François sighed.

"It's more than serviceable,”

“For tending to your overly full nursery, mayhap,”

"It's Saville Row, quite bespoke.”

“For playing cricket with toddlers, perhaps.”

"It is so unbecoming, I must–

"For Christ's sake, my best colour is green. If you aren't pleased with this—”

“It is so unbecoming I must take it off you.”

“Ah, well, in that case. I cannot permit myself to offend any further.”

He drew Arthur closer, his fists in his collar. They were then standing, moving, kissing against the wall, back against the panelling, hands scrambling for a grip on the buffet. Arthur gripped his hair; they pushed from the furniture and began the entwined waltz up the stairs back to the privacy of the bedroom. He was practically biting at Arthur’s jaw when he heard footsteps, tiny tapping ones, the click of a small child’s shoes, a gasp, more footsteps, and silence. How had they gotten upstairs? No matter. The bedroom door clicked behind them. They stood in a beam of light. Arthur’s eyes were lit. His finest features always looked elegant in green, especially green wool with warm brown threads woven into it. The smirking English bastard knew it, too, taking him by the jaw and kissing him again.

“What were you saying about my suit?”

“It’s horrendous, and it is entirely your own fault I must rip it from you.”

“Please do."

[learnelle]

Disclaimer: I think this is *actually* relevant to the french langblr thing I have going on here :

Girlies I’m on the verge of CRYING ON THE METRO I just oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I JUST WENT IN TO VIEW AN APARTMENT IN PARIS and I didn’t stammer or freeze up in my french for a whole HOUR !!! I had tea with the landlords and we talked for ages about education, Ireland, cats but like ,,,,, IN FRENCH. Bitch what 😭😭😭 Its like…. I didn’t even think about it ???? I just did the parler of the français without even a singular thought en anglais.

After three years of feeling like a burden to my french pals and crying because I kept on humiliating myself in front of mean french people and being overly reliant on my french ex to get by……. IM SO HAPPY. Even if I don’t get the apartment (even tho I’m confident I will because they told me it’s either me or a Chinese girl they’re meeting on Monday) I’m ecstatic from this experience !!! Hang in there !!! You’ll learn that language you’re struggling with !!!!!

[glitterslag]

thinking so many thoughts about rust saying he spent a month in Paris getting drunk on the steps of montmartre or whatever it was

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the wwhole damn planet” implies

Eridan: 1) the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek univverse

Eridan: 2) the recognition that the earth is one of sevveral spherical bodies wwhich orbit the sun

Aradia: parfait is a french w0rd which implies an0ther tr0ubling feature 0f the shrek universe: france

[cloudboba]

someone please tell me why france suddenly remembered how to play football 80 MINUTES IN??????

[afairycreature]

red lipstick, red ring, Miss Dior, Hozier

[fritzes]

frances, ben, and tommy: *ranked consecutively, each one desperately trying to get ahead of the other two, actually playing tennis*

taylor: *golfing in the rain*

[spookythesillyfella]

this man is marvelous i would smash my skull open for him 🖤🩷

!! [based on this post by @francarieq]

[ruminiscence]

Discovering the hidden treasures of Musee d'Orsay: Maurice Denis

'"La vie devient précieuse, discrète : les couchers de soleil ont une douceur d'anciennes peintures" Translation: "Life becomes precious, discreet: twilight has the softness of old paintings."

Maurice Denis

- I saw this lithograph at the Musée d'Orsay last year, paired with a wee segment of a diary entry which reminded me of a quote by Jeanette Winterson:

“I have noticed that when all the lights are on, people tend to talk about what they are doing – their outer lives. Sitting round in candlelight or firelight, people start to talk about how they are feeling – their inner lives. They speak subjectively, they argue less, there are longer pauses. To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative. I have my best ideas at dawn or at nightfall, but not if I switch on the lights – then I start thinking about projects, deadlines, demands, and the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions, things that need to done, not a background to thought.” [Jeanette Winterson]

"To sit alone without any electric light is curiously creative." particularly strikes a chord, as well as "the shadows and shapes of the house become objects, not suggestions... not a background to thought."

There's a chance I misinterpreted the entire purpose of this art installation, but I like the direction it had me thinking in.

It sometimes feels odd and counter-intuitive to share subjective thoughts on a social network that runs on said 'electric light' with an audience focused on the 'outward', but I digress.

How strange to think that we almost halt specific thoughts/modes of expression because we, as a society, have accepted that we are to talk least about the things we think about most? But I digress.

Some other Maurice Denis pieces that I enjoyed: