Me, preaching from my Bible, sometime in 2021.
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Death Of Samantha - Boy George
Yoko Ono cover
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Samantha Jones from Sex and the City finally broke and brutally killed all her friends.
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*Sam, Jack and Daniel are walking through ruins, Teal’C is ahead*
Jack: Carter, you ever think about—
Daniel: *trips over something, grabs onto an ancient artifact to steady himself, and instantly gets zapped into oblivion*
*Sam and Jack both turn to where Daniel was three seconds ago*
Sam: I … don’t even know what to say
Jack, shrugging : He just can’t resist touching things he shouldn’t.
Jack, turns back to Sam: Coffee?
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Name:
Richard Ramirez
Birth date:
2-28-60
Birthplace:
Texas
Current residence:
Box E37101 San Quentin CA 94964
Height:
6'1'
Weight:
180 lbs
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Red
Favorite sports:
Rugby, football, boxing
Favorite music:
Heavy metal
Favorite Actress:
Samantha Strong
Favorite food:
Women's feet
Partime/Hobbies:
Traveling and measuring coffins
Biggest like:
Cocaine
Biggest Dislike:
Hypocrites, Authority
Make a wish:
To have my finger on a nuclear trigger device
What do you look for in a girl:
Nice ass, good legs.
Perfect way to spend a date:
Moonlit night driking rum at a cemetery
Describe yourself:
Asshole - and proud of it.
Motto:
Live each day as if its your last.
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