#defeat the huns

[blmpff]

25.03.23

[dwimmer-crafty]

Aragorn: Ok I’ve been having a total Monday but decision’s finally made - we’re going to rescue Merry and Pippin.

Gimli: Aye! Shall we g-

Aragorn: We’re going to call ourselves The Three Hunters.

Legolas: Sounds rad. You ready?

Aragorn: Our motto is We Run! We Fight! We Love!

Gimli and Legolas: *brief eye contact* *blush*

Aragorn: Our song is “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You”

Gimli and Legolas: Should we just start or-

Aragorn: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVERRRR

[doodlejoops]

Day 10: Li Shang

[lockedup-mayribbon]

Ok but li shang from mulan ended up shaping nearly 100% of my taste in fictional men and tropes??? Not to mention hottest disney love interest ever(in my opinion)

- older/ more experienced

- commanding

- muscular

- serious

- work superior(!!!!)

- slow burn

100% would die for him swear to god

[kitsquared]

I think it's really funny but also a show of how naive and careless dazai was at 15 and 16 cuz he would make these dramatic confrontations to both Rimbaud and Verlaine and expect them to give up or stop them only for both to demonstrate the scale of their ability that leaves him speechless after

[george-wl]

Let's get down to business, to defeat, the huns

Let's get down to business, to defeat, the huuuuns

Let's get down to bi-ih-izness, to-oo-oo defeat, the huns

Lets get down, to business, todefeatthehuns

[ofviolentdeath]

Things are slow going because, of fucking course, the high heat has triggered my fibro, costochondritis, AND my sinuses (because, ya know, I don't like breathing). But I am here.

[the-solar-panel]

Drafts: 10 → 6 Asks: 27 → 16 Tracked Threads (My Turn): 9

[thedeadtravelfast]

Shoutout to @goblins-riddles-or-frocks for getting me to do a tag challenge for the first time in like two millennia. So I thusly present "me-coded characters":

@iceandbone because i DEF wanna see yours

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

So in English, business is something you get down to, but funny business is something you get up to. This is because being silly is a higher pursuit than work.

[just-a-small-town-dork]

I was walking across campus just now in the middle of a snow storm to get back to the dorms from the library and i have my headphones on playing my regular playlist and i'm absolutely miserable trudging along in a jacket that is not thick enough because i didn't know it would snow and all of the sudden "I'll make a man out of you" from Mulan comes on and i swear it was like I was possesed. I had a visceral sense of motivation and began trudging through the snow double time, back straight, head held high as i braved the harsh wind, and it took everything in me to not scream "BE A MAN" as i burst through the lobby doors to get into my building!

[dragon-subway]

this Valentine’s Day is between me and Getting Shit Done, apparently. This is not a complaint

[i-have-41-protons]

*cracks knuckles*

*fingers light up like glow sticks*

*music starts blaring from tiny speakers in my eyes*

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

K, maybe it's time I get down to business...

[alastorss]

HIIII so i had an idea for like a reader that's crushing on alastor, and angel dust making jokes about it in front of alastor and basically what would happen once he catches on

Have a lovely day, get good sleep!!!<33 luv ur writing<33

a/n: hello sweets <3 thank you and i hope you like this!

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Alastor has watched you splash your martini all over Angel's face so many times this week, he's almost certain the star is provoking you on purpose just for a free drink.

In the short time he's come to know him, he's learned that if there's one thing Angel Dust is good at—besides looking pretty on film—it's that he can be absolutely shameless.

Alastor remembers, with a twinge of disgust, that the spider had once told him he came with built in reins. That comment kept him seething for hours.

And now, poor you, having fallen into the trap of his intricate web—the Radio Demon would be laughing if he didn't actually feel slightly bad for you. He knows what it's like to be on the receiving end of those comments, after all.

You, unlike your four-armed friend, have a capacity for shame the likes of which have never been seen before. All hot cheeks and wide eyes, lips pulled into a straight, thin line—embarrassment burns in every corner of your expression.

Though, that's probably why Angel has taken such a liking to teasing you.

Here he is again, crawling over the bar to get into your face as soon as Alastor appears in the room. His voice is low and melodic, so quiet the Overlord can't quite make out the words until—

"Look, hun. Your prince charming!"

Alastor raises a brow as he takes his seat next to you at the bar, setting down his newspaper.

"What was that?" He asks, eyes flickering between you and a coy-looking Angel Dust.

"Oh, nothin'. That right, sugar?"

You look nothing but utterly defeated, martini forgotten and abandoned. "Angel..." you mutter in warning. The spider only shrugs and gives you a toothy little grin.

"Hey Smiles," Angel suddenly grabs you by the cheeks and turns your face to look in Alastor's direction. You only blink at each other in surprise. "Cute, eh?"

You quickly smack his hand away from you, swivelling around to glare. "Quit it!"

Angel puts his hands up in mock surrender. He huffs, backing off. "Okay, okay! Fine! You two are unbelievable."

With that, he stalks off to bother Husk instead. You sigh in relief, head hitting the bar counter. For a moment, you completely forget that Alastor is still sitting beside you.

"Care to explain?"

He watches as you nearly jolt out of your skin, amused at how flustered you are from a little teasing. It's rather cute.

"It's nothing!" You sputter, waving your arms around in panic.

But you can't fool Alastor. Not anymore.

It hadn't clicked before—that perhaps there was some merit behind Angel Dust's words. He had gotten so used to empty threats of sexual advances that he had ruled out the possibility that the star was being a little serious for once.

He wasn't exactly subtle, always jumping on the opportunity to make your cheeks burn whenever the Radio Demon was around.

"It didn't sound like nothing," he sings, leaning in closer to you so he can gauge your reaction.

As expected, you nearly leap away from him when he suddenly invades your personal space. He snickers.

"Not you too..." you groan.

"Why, I didn't know you had such a crush on me, darling~"

"You're the worst."

"Ah, and I suppose that's why our dear friend has been teasing you about me all this time? Because I'm the worst, and you hate me?"

He's getting entirely too close. His face is nearly touching yours.

You stare at him in bewilderment, mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. Finally, you manage to stammer out a weak retort.

"You should butt out of other people's business."

"It sounds like it's about to be my business, dear. You know, if you liked me so much, you could have just told me instead of Angel Dust."

"I preferred it when you were just a regular asshole, and not a cocky one!"

"Oh, how you wound me~"

"Shut up!"

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[ofviolentdeath]

-rolls onto the dash- Between the dog and the kids, guess what bitch slept like shit!