#definatly

[todays-xkcd]

A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard.

Definitely [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A chart with definitely and various alterations, each with a meaning.]

Definitely - Definitely Definetly - Almost Definitely Definately - Probably Definatly - Probably not Defenitely - Not Telling (It's a surprise) Defintely - Per the Prophecy Definetely - Definitely, Maybe Definantly - To be decided by coin toss Defanitely - In one universe out of 14 million Defineatly - Only the gods know Definitly - Unless someone cute shows up Defiantly - Defiantly

[Caption Beneath:] People think the word "definitely" is often misspelled, but it's actually just several words with different meanings.

[ninjasmudge]

me after a long hard day misspelling everythng in my posts

[lonlylittleclown]

This is bozo he’s fucking dumb

[crow085]

Annoying (some dialog taken from Empire 2004)

[scrunckled-idiot]

tell me this isn't them.

look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't them.

[time-woods]

so i uh i uh had this au idea- completely indulgent on my part- it literally has no plot, when i had the idea i sent this barely comprehensible paragraph to my friend, i had to make sure SOMEONE got it

the paragraph in question:

  “ au au wher harry is a washed up superstar an kim was in a undrground rock band an harry was in the audience where they were playing their last song at- anb then he hears that they ar disbandingfd an after th show harry goes up 2 kim an is lik "i actually know a thing or 2 abt music- we shoul totally play 2gether or somthjsin" kim refuses- later he goes back 2 that local bar he an his band played at- jus to get a drink and the bar does karaoke nights and low n behold harrys on stage singin his heart out- kim takes note of this and like "wow hes actually pretty good' and after his musical numbr he sits down at the bar, kim then goes to sit next 2 him and talk 2 him. they chat it up then kims like "hey do you know (incert song name here)?" harry nods and hes like "yes why?" kim then drags him ovr 2 the kareoke machine an shoves a mic in his hand ands like "duet?" with a smirk and harrys al;l like "you bet" with his typical shit eating grin an and and”

idea for the whole amnesia thing in this au would be something along the lines of the game, waking up from a bender and having no clue who he is, but putting together the clues that he *was* a ‘supastar’ and still thinks he is but alas he is out of the spotlight and has been for years. Wandering about he sees a flyer advertising a bands final performance at a near by bar, harry goes out of shear curiosity etc etc  they sing together and blah blah blah stereotypical music au. in conclusion, i am so sane and normal. 

here are they fits: ther ar 2 wolves inside of you and they ar both madly in lov

[sir-fluffbutts]

the staff barbecue this week will be bussin

[p2ii]

redraw of this image but theyre similing happy :)

but srsly tho the way theyre staring... big ole eyes

[pigeocore]

Abigail Remeltindrinc is such a weird character. She's a female character added last minute into a show who's depiction of women tends to lean into misogyny who's role includes being fought over by the male characters so you'd expect her to be treatly badly by the narrative, but she ends up having more angency than half of "better written" female characters in media. Like yeah a large chunk of her appearance includes Dethklok fighting over her or rescuing her from danger but also. She doesn't get demonized for wanting a casual one night stand with no feelings attached. She's not potrayed as a bad person for not wanting to get with Nathan and in fact HE is potrayed as being in the wrong for pressuring her into it. She doesn't get a sudden "Oh I'm in love with Nathan now that he apologized" moment and the narrative doesn't try to pull a "Actually they were equally in the wrong cause she played with his feelings by kissing him or whatever". She gets to exit the show on her own terms and no one blames her for it

[gorinichserpant]

I think Alice's strategy of ignoring the very obvious evidence of The Horrors is not behaviour she picked up at her current job. I suspect that she was just as deliberatly ignorant about gender stuff back before she realised she was trans.

[foursidecity]

I draw this guy really funny for what he's supposed to be so... I'm curious

[ninjasmudge]

For that one shit poopoo color pallet thing you could do the wife left me for narilamb divorce arc

i like to imagine this is the meeting before nari asked them to sacrifice themself

[tincankam]

Kiefer Sutherland on The Talk

[tickymikky]

First comic of my new Prismatic Abyss AU. (Manga Spoilers ahead.)

You dont say?

To be fair to Hiiro, i think in another reality his plan would of gone off without a hitch. His ability didnt account for time bullshi-

...

Yea dont worry about that. All's good now. Totally.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Feanorians: *committing a massacre*

Elves born after the valar reveal themselves: oh no! It’s a kinslaying! Those feanorian monsters have broken our most sacred rule!

Finwe, Miriel, Olwe, Ingwe, Elwe (from where he’s locked up in Elu’s mind) and every other elf born pre orome, who have all definitely killed their fellow elf, and not always out of self defence:

[sir-fluffbutts]

Are latte and pepper technically in the same universe and if so do their stories intertwine at any point?

yes!! all my anthro characters are in the same universe!

however i doubt they'll cross paths though, the fish market area and the big city is at least a 8-9 hour drive and they really don't have a reason to visit each others places at all