Well, I never did say I was perfect. At least I’m limiting myself to a couple of pints tonight.
Weekly running total by Wednesday Night:
Last week = 22
This week = 2
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Tedeschi Trucks Band starts 'Deuces Wild' 2024 North American Tour in New York City
Tedeschi Trucks Band starts 'Deuces Wild' 2024 North American Tour in New York City, The Grammy Award-winning bands tour will continue up to October. #tedeschitrucksband @DerekAndSusan
The Grammy Award-winning bands tour will continue up to October
The Grammy Award-winning band Tedeschi Trucks Band returned to New York City’s Beacon Theatre for sold out shows on Thursday, February 29th; Friday, March 1st; and Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 to start of their massive “Deuces Wild” tour. Today the bands starts three show stay in Washington, DC.
Opening night on February 29th in…
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Deuces Wild is a popular variant of video poker, where the objective is to get the best possible poker hand. However there is a twist – all deuces count as “wild” cards. So, should you have a pair of kings with a deuce on the board, you will actually hold three of a kind kings. The deuce will count towards being a king, thus the name Deuces Wild.
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Professor Crewel: Why do you want to learn the language of wolves, Spade? Is it because of the pup?
Deuce: Y-Yes, professor! I want to be friends with them!
Professor Crewel: Hmm... *raises an eyebrow* Why?
Deuce: B-Because...
Professor Crewel: Listen here, Spade. I'm overprotective of my pups, especially that one. *pointing at MC who is having a staring contest with Lucius*
Professor Crewel: So you better tell me what's the real reason or you'll be punished for ever planning to approach the pup.
Deuce: ...
Deuce: I approached them one time and it seems I had offended them.
Professor Crewel: What did you do?
Deuce: *clears throat* I said, "Aruff ruff woo?" And they smacked me across the face.
Deuce: Do you think I have said something wrong, professor?
Professor Crewel: ...
Professor Crewel: Spade, you've been learning animal linguistics and you fail to realize that you've just committed three grammatical errors and out of context ideas.
Professor Crewel: I would have slapped you myself if you asked me out of nowhere if I'd ever tried to eat my shit.
Deuce: *shocked*
Deuce: N-No! I was trying to ask them if we could've lunch together!
MC: *now looking at him with a confused frown*
Professor Crewel: No. The question wasn't like that at all.
Lilia: Malleus? Deuce Spade wants to visit Diasomnia.
Malleus: Hm? What for?
Sebek: Does he want to have an audience with Waka-sama?! How rude! He should know better than to mess around—
Lilia: *smiles* He wants to be friends with our beast.
Malleus: Oh...
Sebek: Wh-What?
Lilia: That's a good thing, right?
Malleus: Indeed. Grandmother will be glad to hear about this.
Deuce: *feeling nervous*
Silver: Don't be shy. You can talk freely here.
MC: *growls*
Deuce: O-Okay. F-First! I want to apologize! *pushing a bag of chips on MC*
Deuce: *inhales* "AwooooooooOOoooOoo!"
Deuce: *then looks at them with a determined face*
MC: ...
MC: *growls* *then grabs his hand and drags him to their room*
Silver: ...
Silver: *smiles*
Malleus: How are they doing, Sebek?
Sebek: The humans are sleeping in bed, Waka-sama!
Lilia: Who's cuddling who?
Malleus: What's with that question, Lilia?
Lilia: You know, just being interested with things.
Silver: MC is the cuddler so I know it would be them.
Sebek: What? That human could cuddle?!
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