#diner at 3 am

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: The Dead Man at the Diner

Danny has a hard time maintaining regular jobs. At this point he’s pretty much nocturnal after years of being attacked at night, and possibly just part of his ghostly nature. He’s odd, and a basic google search brings up various news articles about him getting into fist fights with the mayor of a small town. He barely passed high school and college was out of the question, so who in their right mind would hire him?

What’s a job that would work with his odd hours, doesn’t require a college education, and a possible criminal record and a tendency to be ready to throw down is NOT an issue?

Danny is a cook at a 24hour Diner in Gotham

The man just needs to be able to flip a burger and make breakfast food and doesn’t mind a gun in the face because he’s well used to it. So what if the robber was dumb enough to pull that shit next to the fryer. If he didn’t want something to end up extra crispy he should have stayed out of Danny’s kitchen

Just think of all the folks he would meet.

Sure, the vigilantes of the city would be obvious and you can’t tell me spoiler isn’t dragging folks there to eat. Maybe they notice some weird things about the cook, like he doesn’t breath, his eyes reflect light like an animal’s, or the time he accidentally cut off a finger and it was fine the next day, or maybe the time a robber shot him and he just... didn’t react

Something is weird about that guy

And of course the person I think would love a jersey style diner breakfast at all hours: Harley Quinn

Technically she’s not supposed to bring the hyenas in, health code and all that, but everyone else is to freaked out to tell her and Danny doesn’t care. Frankly he spends his break petting them and they like him because he smells like food.

[endlesspaint]

DRAW YOUR FAVORITE AUS (but only John Dory) CHALLENGE!

Brotherhood AU by @0ketlyn-s & @tea0w0stache

World Tour AU by @year2000electronics

Not the Only One AU by @ryssbelle

Blast to The Past AU by @that-cool-guy

Im Still Here AU by @blade-that-was-broken

For This You Were Born AU by @blade-that-was-broken

Had fun coloring this but it took foreveeeeeerrrrrr because of school. As you can see from the "Im Still Here" AU, John Dory is just a tombstone 💀. It's because I made this before it was revealed that John Dory wasn't dead. I legit thought he was seriously dead so I did what I do best and use humor to cope LMAO.

(also-- Brotherhood!JD and NotTheOnlyOne! JD having the same pose makes me go 🧍🏻‍♂️So to cope, Imma just delude myself that this is the universal John Dory pose LMAOO)

[cowboycostume]

I just hope to God that we are right when we say: 'I love you' [youtube]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ough i wanna draw so bad but my arms are virtually Unusable... too much lifting and hauling... in other news i felt True and Intense Pining today for the soft, delightful, tiny pig beanie baby in a diner gift shop. she was a wonderful pink with a lovely purple nose...

[mostdeviouswizard]

Ah yes, Midnight Burger, or as I like to call it, "Everyone Secretly Has Masters Degrees"

[russellius]

2023 ABU DBABI GP : Thursday

[yourworsttotebag]

No One is Ever Ready

Pairing: Astarion/Female OC Rating: Teen Word Count: ~3k

Summary: “Well…excuse me while I die of a broken heart.” He tried to say it like another joke they could volley back and forth. He even chuckled but his smile fell away almost instantly. “You know it’s a shame. I really thought we could go all the way, Lady Wimberley.”

Evie laughed softly. “Now that everything is out in the open, you won’t have to pretend to flirt with me anymore. You’re officially free from me.”

Astarion wished Evie wasn’t so good at making people believe anything she said so he could read the tiny expressions hidden in her smile.

“Finally,” he answered, troubled.

[Read now on AO3!]

[beegswaz]

i technically need To redo pops ref so She lines up with everyone else but WOOO YEAAHHH BERRYS CAST IS OFFICIALLY DONE WOOO

[bortmcjorts]

[ID: two versions of a drawing of my oc nibble, a humanoid robot with a computer monitor head. she's fat with a square monitor, and she's wearing a pink t-shirt that says "a byte and a nibble." her arms are black and look like fingerless arm sleeves, and her legs are a gray purple with markings that look like jeans. she's standing with a hand to her chest, and a face displayed on her monitor is winking and sticking out her tongue. in the left version, she has a power cord tail, and in the right version she doesn't have a tail. end ID]

so there's this computer...

[delicatetaysversion]

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[oculusxcaro]

One of the things that hurts Khare the most isn't so much the eyes and teeth growing in her flesh but rather her memory issues, how easily she forgets things and struggles with the most basic tasks. Her IQ wasn't impressive before getting experimented on but she lived independently and picked up a range of skills from doing so along with working many odd jobs back in Hull. It's immensely frustrating - and upsetting - to her when it takes so long to learn what should be a simple thing.

[inkykeiji]

omg clari i always forget that you’re canadian 😭 maybe it’s the american in me lol. are there any restaurants that are exclusively canadian that you enjoy?

OH HEHEHE yeah (*/ω＼*) there are!!! quite a few of them are independently owned tho so i’m not gonna mention those for safety reasons HAHA but if we’re talking restaurant chains i really love:

stacked pancake & breakfast house (!!!)

smokes poutinerie

beavertails!!!!! i’m not sure if they’ve reached u guys in the states yet but they’re sooo yummy omg 🤤🤤🤤

mr sub where literally everyone makes fun of me bcoz my order is just bread olives cheese lettuce n sub sauce but i don’t CARE it’s v yummy and something i ate a lot as a kid <3

pita pit which is a pain in the ASS to find but actually quite healthy

barBURRITO which is the only place i’ll ever get a burrito from when i’m out n about

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Gilear and gortholax i am rotating them in my mind

[geroya]

keme my telephone booth girlie my telephone dial up twirl the phone cord girlie i love u so

[citrine-elephant]

read smut and now i want to give leon a moment of pure joy and good boy pats that's.... entirely unrelated to smut beyond the emotional highs.

[sapsolais]

there should be an app for making friends with other queer people in your area who also yearn and think too much