#dingue

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PRIMA PAGINA Equipe di Oggi venerdì, 06 giugno 2025

[kropotkindersurprise]

May 4, 2024 - CNN writes about how the mean anti-genocide protesters silenced a lone counter-protester at the University of Pennsylvania:

How did they silence him, you ask? They drew a circle around him in chalk, and labeled it "Designated Dingus Area":

[spilladabalia]

CATHERINE RIBEIRO + ALPES - Reportage Pop 2 [1972]

[hai-nae]

i think bout young, cherub faced ghost all the time i'm afraid. simon was a stinky goth baby, ya can't change my mind on twt🔞 n bsky for wips 🔞

[crashtestvideo]

Discussion sans tabou sur les produits, légaux ou pas, avec Alexis.

Je rappelle que la drogue est interdite et peut être sanctionnée, (pas si elle n'est pas encore interdite) et que ce sont des expériences dangereuses, on peut en mourir. Ne le faites pas, ou et si vous le faites, réduisez les risques. Prendre une petite dose pour tester au cas, on soit allergique ou que le produit et trop pur comme c'est la norme aujourd'hui. Soyez surtout avec les hallucinogènes, sûr d'être avec des personnes de confiance et dans un environnement contrôlé. Renseignez-vous sur ce que vous prenez et méfiez-vous de diverses interactions. Avoir un estomac vide depuis 4h augmente les effets. Une seule chose est sûre, c'est qu'il faut rester humble, le produit sera toujours plus fort que vous.

[ravmycupine]

Vampire will feyt me! I trusted u to protect Ford!! but you did not! 🧛🧛 . . .

BONUS AFTERMATH

Specifically based off of @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's Venus Vampire Trap Stan its so good go read all of it

[i-am-a-fish]

NEVER feel bad for doing jack shit. if you didn't get anything done today, that's wonderful. and I love you.

[morganbritton132]

Steve: Today, one of my students told me that she likes watching your videos because you have ‘wet cat’ energy

Eddie: …what does that mean?

Steve: I have no idea. I think she’s saying you look homeless

Eddie: Do I look homeless?!

Steve, considering: Not really?

Eddie: Thank you

Eddie:

Eddie: Your students are fucking mean

Steve: I know

[dizzybizz]

small and clingy

[jadewritesficshere]

Merman!Steve who is listening but not too intently to Dustin. He feels the sense of danger pull in his gut seconds before Dustin screeches. Steve barely has time to push Dustin through the water away before a net is closing up around him. Dustin is yelling as the net lifts Steve closer to the surface of the water.

Which- this is not how he wanted to spend his day. The one rule of hiding from humans and here he is immediately breaking it. He grits his teeth, tries to use his claws to tear the net, but it is thickly woven. He can't help the panic build inside as he gets pulled above the water.

Steve's tail flops wildly as he flails, trying to get out. The sky looks different without the haze of water but he barely has time to focus on that before the net is deposited on the ship. The hard wood under his back is different then the sunken ship him and Robin hang out at, and he cringes at the feeling.

"The fuck are you?" A voice asks. Steve flashes his fangs at the voice and holds his claws up. The man standing in front of him raises an eyebrow at him. The human...isn't attacking him? Isn't trying to cut his tail off and sell it? Isn't trying to pry his teeth from his jaw and make necklaces like they do sharks?

"Well shit," the human murmurs, scratching his chin. The man has some wrinkles, moves slowly to sit down, grimacing slightly. "Shit," Steve parrots back, the words difficult to make since he has never used his voice like this. He is realizing this human is hurt by his slow movements- he doesn't want to hurt someone who is already hurt.

"Hey Uncle Wayne did- what the fuck is that!?"

Steve jumps and turns to the new voice and-

It's the most gorgeous human he's ever seen. Big brown eyes and plump lips. His skin has ink on it, designs that are intriguing. His hair is long and Steve wants to run his hands through it, see if it is soft or not. See how it moves through his hands. His legs are long, maybe longer then Steve's tail. He has muscles in his arms, but is lean. Absolutely divine.

"Am I hallucinating? You uh you see this too right?" The man motions to Steve, staring openly at him. Steve preens slightly under the man's gaze. The man should look, admire him even. Steve would pose in front of this man for hours if he asked. The man holds his hand up and waves slightly at Steve, as if trying to make him disappear.

Steve blinks a few times, tilting his head. The man is frowning and he looks upset- the man shouldn't look upset, even if it makes his lips look more plump. Steve raises his hand, the net hindering his movements. The man's mouth drops open as he sees Steve's webbed fingers. Steve looks at his hand then the man before copying the wave the man did.

An incredulous laugh busts out of the man. It startles Steve at first but it's a good noise. The best noise. He could listen to this all day. He makes clicking noises back at the man, his version of laughter.

"Eddie, put the net back in the ocean," The Uncle-Wayne says," Let him-er, it?- go home." "This is insane! This is- oh my god-" "Eddie!" The Uncle-Wayne motions to the net, stopping The Eddie from speaking further. Steve doesn't want The Eddie to stop, he loves the tone of The Eddie's voice.

"Right, er, let me just uh get the net then," The Eddie nods looking at Steve again before rushing off. Steve pouts and leans forward, trying to see where he went. "Jesus Christ," The Uncle-Wayne mutters, causing Steve to look at him.

The Uncle-Wayne rubs his temples before looking at the sky," The one day my nephew agrees to come with me." He sighs and shakes his head," Of course, why not? Couldn't find a human had to be a fish person."

Steve isn't sure what The Uncle-Wayne is talking about. Before he can think too deeply on it, the net is moving. He fumbles and twists in the net, grabbing the sides to stay up right. The net lifts in the air and moves over the side of the boat. Gracefully, the net is lowered back into the water.

As soon as there is an opening, Steve darts out of the net. His heart is beating so fast, he can feel his pulse in his hands. Free of the net, he looks back at it in offense. It stays lowered for a few moments, Steve pushing it away with his tail as it drifts closer to him.

Steve watches as it raises back up out of the water he can see the water falling onto the surface, like how it does when it rains. It's beautiful, in a way, but it's also sobering to think of how deadly it could be if it wasn't The Eddie and The Uncle-Wayne.

Steve cautiously pokes his head up out of the water to look at the ship. His eyes meet once again with The Eddie's, who is leaning over the edge of the ship. His smile is beautiful, but he doesn't have sharp teeth like Steve. Steve smiles, afraid The Eddie will be scared of his teeth. He sees The Eddie inhale sharply, but The Eddie doesn't look scared. Steve can't decipher exactly what The Eddie's look means as he licks his lip.

Steve raises his hand like The Eddie did earlier and waves. The Eddie laughs, such a beautiful noise to Steve. Melodious and free. The Eddie laughs and waves as the ship pulls away. Steve waves until The Eddie and the ship are too far away.

They are too far to see Steve slip back under the water and race after the ship, following the vibrations in the water. They don't see Steve follow them to the dock. They don't see Steve as he watches them get off the boat to the land. But Steve sees them. He sees The Eddie. And he'll come back with the best shell he can find to give as a gift to court The Eddie. He'll bring back a hundred gifts if he has to.

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PRIMA PAGINA Equipe di Oggi venerdì, 06 giugno 2025

[sp0o0kylights]

We often see Robin focused on her own love life (or lack thereof) while Steve collects more You Suck tallies on the board, but imagine Steve does find a girl he dates that he hits it off with?

He aces dates 1 through 5 and suddenly he's around a little less, his new relationship looking serious, and Robin isn't jealous but--

She is worried.

That's her best friend. Her platonic soulmate!

She doesn't think Steve would ever stop being those things--Her dingus has a soft squishy heart under all that hair.

Problem is, Robin's seen this play out before.

Had band friends drift away because someone's dating someone else and suddenly they're all wrapped up in each other's lives, friends pushed to the wayside.

She doesn't say anything though. Knows how lonely Steve is. How much he wants (and deserves) a relationship.

Then the worst possible fucking thing happens: Steve's new girl telling him she isn't comfortable with Robin.

That she doesn't believe girls and guys can be "just friends" and would Steve please stop seeing Robin so much? Please?

Her friends even saw him taking Robin out to lunch yesterday and thought he was cheating!

Of course she knows Steve isn't cheating. He'll prove it to her, right? By letting Robin know they can only be coworkers? And their friendship?

Robin hears all this at her and Steve's next shared work shift, and she feels the floor of her world give out beneath her.

Fear and hurt crawling up her throat because of course Steve can't tell whatever her name is why Robin will never date him.

Of course this chick clearly isn't taking Steve's regular excuses as an answer, and--oh God, what if Robin is losing him, isn't she?

Then Steve's done talking, clearly expecting Robin to say something, and oops she may have been panicking and not listening there at the end but she manages a very choked up;

"I mean if you think shes like, the one..." because what is she supposed to say!?

And Steve, the only person Robin's met who craves a relationship as much as she does if not more, frowns at her with a bitchy little twist to his face and says: "What part of "so I told her that was ridiculous and we broke up" didn't you hear?"

Robin gasps a breath, the world stable once again. She doesn't know when she started crying but she does register Steve's panic when he clocks it, panicking and pulling her into a hug.

"Oh my God did you think I'd agree with her!?" He says and he sounds a little hurt about it, she'll have to fix that, but presently all Robin can do is cling to her best friend and sink deep into the knowledge that he really won't leave her.

Even for the things he wants in life the most.

[dyslexic-mess]

Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.

And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.

BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!

Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."

And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.

The bat kids all look at eatchother.

This kids been media trained.

[bucksboobs]

Eddie really meant it when said Buck having a male date to a wedding was “making it about himself” huh? I brushed it off as a joke at the time, but in light of recent conversations, maybe Eddie really thought Buck having Tommy there was “making it about himself.”

[werepuppy-steve]

it's 5am and im plagued with thoughts of steve having an eevee that doesn't evolve. he's taken it to every pokecenter and pokemon specialist he can think of, tried all the stones, but nobody knows why it won't evolve. at first he thinks it's his fault and that he doesn't make it happy enough, but its happiness is maxed out, so it should, right?

but this eevee has been with steve since he was a kid, a gift from his parents so they didn't have to feel guilty about leaving him alone for long periods of time. it's been with him through every major milestone in his life, every happy moment, every sad moment, moments where he was scared and needed a friend the most.

this eevee doesn't need to evolve bc it's happy being just eevee. it doesn't need to be flashy or strong when it's been protecting its human just fine all these years

[leashybebes]

wip whursday? theveral thentence thursday? what do we call this one?

tagged by @trombonechurchill and here is a little something something from (hopefully) the final chapter of allying. henrietta, my beloved, i apologise for the migraine.

His opportunity comes earlier than he was expecting. Bobby's in his office, Chim's pacing the ambulance bay on a call to his landlord, and Hen is alone upstairs, reading a book.

"Hey, Hen? Can I talk to you?"

She closes the book, holding her place with a finger and says, "Sure, Buck. What's up?"

"So, you know that friend I told you about? The one who's just come out?"

"You mean Tommy?"

"No," Buck says quickly. "Not Tommy. This is…another guy."

Hen's eyebrows are impressively high. "O…kay. Another ex-army recently out friend of yours, sure."

"That's right," Buck says, nodding emphatically. "So I think I - um. IthinkIwannatakehimonadate."

"You think you want to…?"

"Take him on a date," Buck says, and blows out a breath. "Yeah. No, I don't think that. I want that. That's what I want."

"I didn't know you dated guys," Hen says, carefully non-judgmental and slides a receipt into the book, setting it aside.

"I don't. I mean, I haven't. Yet."

"Okay. Well, I know you know how to talk, Buck. What do you need from me?"

"It's uh. A little complicated."

Looking like she's already regretting it, Hen asks, "Complicated how?"

"We've uh. Been having sex. Like, a friends with benefits kinda thing. But he thinks I'm straight."

Hen actually rubs her temples, like she has a headache coming on. Rude, but probably not completely unjustified. 

"This guy…who is not Tommy…has been having sex with you…and he thinks you're straight?"

"Uh-huh."

"Why does he think that? How does he think that?"

"Well, I told him I am."

Hen looks at him. The careful non-judgmentalness is completely gone. "Buck. What the hell?"

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