#dispicable minions

[kitsun369]

[stoptaking-the-good-names]

Oh my GOD

[an0thercufan]

WARNING THIS IS NOT CU STUFF

It's from other franchise that I like 😐

Totally not loving these guys

The bros

And uh yeah 😀 This is from a show I definitely haven't been watching for almost 6 years 😀😀😀

Lulu, mmm yeah I like her

Give my boy Slick some love pls

Soooo uh yeah, tomorrow a lot of captain underpants sutff! So don't worry guys I still love the captain

[traykar]

Never Change Internet

[classycookiexo]

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: bEaUtIfUl MoThErFuCkIn' mOvIe. . .

day 158

[blatentmisinformation]

The Minions from Despicable Me were originally designed to be horrific creatures made of stitched up body parts, which was deemed too scary for a kids movie. The final design actually came from a tic tac ad Illumination produced which never saw the light of day due to legal issues.

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy

Gru

The infamous super villain, Felonius Gru, is the son of Marlena and the late Robert Gru.  Taking after his father, Felonius established himself as a renown criminal of epic proportions.  Among his many evil accomplishments were the stealing the jumbotron from Times Square, as well as pilfering the replicas of the Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower from the Las Vegas Strip.  He has been aided in his various schemes by the brilliant inventor, Dr. Nefario, and a legion of artificially generated puckish servants known as The Minions.

Seeking to become the greatest super villain of all time, Gru set out to steal the Moon.  In order to do so, he needed to first obtain a powerful shrink ray from the fellow villain, Vector.  In the course of this caper, Gru found himself having to care for three orphan children named Margo, Edith, and Agnes.  

At first, Gru was annoyed and irritated by the antics of these three little girls.  Yet their sweetness, innocence and need for care gradually caused Gru to warm to them.  Gru had been terribly bullied as a child as well as neglected by his own parents.  The chance to offer these girls the happy childhood that he never had but so desperately wanted brought about a change in Gru.  He ultimately decided to abandon villainy and formerly adopted the trio.  

This brought about very possessive changes in Gru’s life.  Although he is never able to become the world’s greatest villain, he is much happier and fulfilled.  He went on to marry Lucy Wilde and along with their daughters and the scores of Minions, he was able to create a warm and happy family.  

Actor Steve Carell provides the voice for the former villain.  Felonius Gru first appeared in the 2010 animated feature, Despicable Me.  

[contrasting-realities]

AU: The minions (those yellow things) are in fear and hunger and follow the Kaiser... and have been stalking Le'garde since 1590

[pooplyface1423]

Never leaving you

Prologue

Maxime le mal x reader

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You could always feel something or someone watching you from afar ever since you moved to your new apartment 2 years ago.

Never thinking it could lead to you slowly falling for your secret admirer...

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2 Years ago:

Finally!

After much searching, you finally found an apartment and signed the lease.

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After a whole day of moving in, you finished bringing the last box inside you finally finished unloading.

After such a tiring day, you ordered takeout and then passed out on your brand new bed.

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Waking up all of a sudden wasn't common for you, so you could feel something was wrong looking around the room filled with boxes, not noticing anything out of the ordinary you decided to investigate further.

Until you felt ur head heavy, you felt very tired? Then you heard the front door close shut

"What the fu-" Before you could finish, you fell into your bed into a deep slumber

Without you knowing, Maxime came into your apartment looking to steal your stuff (valuables), but instead fell in love with how cute you looked asleep.

Also, the reason you felt your head starting to feel heavy was because when maxime saw you, where waking up, he decided to put "sleepy air" as he likes to call it in your room making you quickly fall back asleep so he could make his grand escape.

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The next morning

You woke up in a daze, looking around your room and seeing nothing out of the ordinary, until you remember what happened last night....

°*Was it a dream, or was something or someone in my apartment last night?*° you thought walking around the room

After not finding anything, you chalked it all up to being just a very realistic dream.

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Oh, how you wished that was just a dream~

You were so wrong~

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Omggg I finally finished this!

Hopefully y'all like this!

Taglist

Nobody

[piosplayhouse]

I love it when people get into shipping drama over the absolute mildest shit like girl no one who's not terminally online cares about the ethics of reylo at least try to put your whole pussy in it and get mad at like. Grudru69 or something

[bluearc009]

you know what the Gochizos remind me off

The Minions

[pebblezone]

I think she would collect the minions McDonald’s toys

[chaotictoon]

House of Holbein

You bring the corsets, we'll bring the cinches

No one wants a waist over nine inches

So what? The makeup contains lead poison

At least your complexion will bring all the boys in

[thon717-y2rapidprototyping]

Endless runner Research - Minion Rush

Core Game Loop for Minion Rush:

Start Game: Begin by launching the game where you are greeted with a menu or initial setup screen.

Gameplay (Running Phase): Control a Minion running through an endless obstacle course. The player swipes or taps to perform actions such as jumping, sliding, or changing lanes to avoid obstacles and collect items.

Collect Items: Pick up bananas and other collectible items along the way. Use these to achieve high scores or unlock upgrades.

Complete Objectives: Fulfill in-game missions or objectives that often involve performing specific actions or reaching certain milestones.

Upgrade and Power-ups: Utilize collected items to unlock or enhance power-ups, costumes, or abilities that make the gameplay more engaging.

Retry or End Game: The game ends when the Minion crashes into an obstacle, at which point the player can retry or exit. The game then offers to compare scores, provide rewards, or prompt for in-app purchases.

Unique Selling Points (USP) of Minion Rush:

Brand Integration:

USP: Minion Rush leverages the popularity of the "Despicable Me" franchise, allowing players to control the beloved Minions from the films.

Difference: This brand association sets it apart from other endless runners by appealing to fans of the movies and incorporating familiar characters and settings.

Themed Environments:

USP: The game features levels and environments inspired by the "Despicable Me" movies, such as Gru’s Lab and other iconic locations.

Difference: The themed environments provide a unique visual and narrative connection to the movies, distinguishing it from other endless runners with generic backgrounds.

Character Abilities and Costumes:

USP: Players can unlock and use various costumes and power-ups for their Minion, each offering different abilities and enhancements.

Difference: While other endless runners may have power-ups, Minion Rush’s integration of movie-themed costumes and character-specific abilities provides additional layers of personalization and strategy.

Mission-based Objectives:

USP: In addition to endless running, Minion Rush incorporates specific missions and objectives that players need to complete for rewards.

Difference: This mission-based system adds variety to the gameplay, making it more engaging compared to other endless runners that might focus solely on distance and high scores.

Regular Updates and Events:

USP: The game often features limited-time events and updates that align with seasonal themes or movie releases.

Difference: This approach keeps the game fresh and aligned with current trends or events, providing a dynamic experience that other endless runners might lack.

These elements contribute to making Minion Rush distinctive in the crowded genre of endless runner games, offering a blend of franchise integration, themed content, and dynamic gameplay features.

[aufwiedersehenmonty]