#don't give problematic bitches your attention

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Just one performance together tonight, boys🙏😭

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[ Entry #10 ] What it would be like actually dating Vox hcs

A/N I love Vox, but the reality of it is that he'd be terrible for a lot of reasons and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it in here like at all.

Me when theoretically very complex but ultimately still extremely problematic character: *foaming at mouth*

I love him.. but God I also hate him... but I also love hi-

This is a long one jfc.

Cw: Nsfw - no smut but strong themes, discussion of toxic relationships, manipulation, discussion of emotionally abusive/controlling behaviour, insecure aa toxic cis man behaviour, suggestive at one point

Someone asked me what I thought he'd be like with a yes-man reader so here it is

The worst out of the way first

The thing about Vox is that he's got a fuckton of baggage and bad traits that need desperate management, and they would sure as hell not be being managed by him on his own choice.

As his partner, you would NOT be able to be a pushover or shy away from any kind of confrontation about actions that have upset you because if Vox had a partner like this? He'd become the absolute worst version of himself in your relationship because you would not be calling him out or enforcing boundaries with him.

- He's insecure, and it's in the worst way possible.

And not in the 'aw he just needs to be loved and then he'll be healed' way. I'm talking in the 'toxic, refuses to remedy his own behaviours, becomes very emotionally abusive abt it if you don't pull up your boots and confront him abt it and make sure he actually does shit about it' way.

The fanfic community likes to portray him as a victim in the relationship with Val, and while it's true Val is certainly worse for obvious/overt reasons - He's still not just a victim in that situation. He's also terrible.

Just for reasons that are less overt and are thus overshadowed a lot. Acknowledging that doesn't make the shit Val (at least seemingly thus far. Vox side-stepped the drink being thrown pretty fast and seems accustomed to violent tantrums) does to him any less terrible, it's just the truth he's not a poor defenceless victim in that. (Vox literally goes to try use his mind control power on Val the second he seems like he's gonna damage their image then throws his lowest earners under the bus.)

- In the beginning if you aren't giving him attention at all times, do something that reminds him of Valentino even slightly, or if you do something that he just mildly doesn't like; then he will be passive aggressive or straight up aggressive as absolute fucking hell.

The second he feels slighted even a little bit, he's going to be so pissy.

- And he can't communicate for absolute shit. He thinks you are doing shit on purpose to piss him off or hurt him. This is due to his relationship with Val, but it's not him being a sad sob story kind of thing (not all around at least), he will be awful to you if you allow him to ever be just a victim who can do no wrong.

- He will project all his bs heavily onto you in the beginning with complete self awareness and no thought given to managing his own shit.

If you ask what's wrong when he's acting up he probably would be the type of bitch to go 'nothing's wrong' and will then proceed to ruminate upon it until he ends up exploding about it later on. Or, maybe he'll even do the 'you know what you've done' type of shit.

- He would probably expect you to be a mind reader and when you inevitably aren't aware of wtf is happening because he hates being emotionally vulnerable at all and can't describe what's going on properly for himself, he will be an absolute bitch about it. (Carried here from my other hc that he has a bunch of self-imposed toxic masculinity he needs to deconstruct)

- If you call him out, he will likely try to convince you he's not doing it.

- He'll become increasingly more self-aware of his behaviour you are aware of and will just be even worse because he hates that you could see something about him he doesn't want you to see.

Basically, he feels embarrassed as fuck about it, and cannot apologise because that's humiliating as all hell to him, so instead of turning inwards and dealing with his crap he then proceeds to consciously project shit onto you even when he knows he's in the wrong.

He'd rather argue the wrong point and behaviour than admit he's capable of making mistakes.

He will probably also try to hypnotise you into forgetting anything he thinks is undesirable you know about him too.

- You will need to actually teach him real consequences for his actions, but also need to be assuring him that you aren't going to do shit like Val would have or leave him for someone else and shit like that simultaneously.

He needs to essentially be taught consequences, boundaries, healthy relationship behaviour, etc. From absolute scratch. I would literally pay for this cunts therapy atp istg.

- And this is gonna be an absolute fucking nightmare because again, he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and that he's in the wrong. All that interferes with his image he wants to put out at all times in your relationship with him.

He's got masks on masks. Even one for your relationship. The second that cracks in any regard, he's gonna be rushing to compensate for that, and if that doesn't work, he's gonna be pissed and most likely end up pushing that onto you.

- Speaking of image. I mentioned this in a fic, but he'd most likely be extremely controlling over your freedom to disclose your relationship, too. If he thought you would look poor as a partner for his reputation (ie. Low status, bad reputation), he'd most likely never want to publicly reveal your relationship no matter how much he loves you - he'd likely hide this completely behind you having privacy but if you say you want people to know anyway he's going to slowly become more and more overtly pissy about it.

And, if you are openly known to be in a relationship, he will be wanting to control your own image as well.

If you step one foot out of line of what he deems perfect, good lord he will be an absolute nightmare.

- Also mentioned in another post, but he would absolutely also watch you through cameras you don't know are there. Same as what he's seen doing with Val.

- He's got practically zero qualms in the beginning of your relationship with violating your privacy or boundaries if he thinks he'll get away with it/that you won't find out about it. This also likely goes for things like checking your texts, calls, and search history without permission.

- The possibility that he'd try to interfere with your personal relationships if he thought they would try drag you away from him or if they take up a lot of your attention is also pretty present.

He's an incredibly jealous person (as seen by him seeming jealous of Angel with Val of all people), so the second he sees you giving someone else positive attention? He's gonna be fucking furious.

- Again, you could not be a pushover in your relationship with him because he'd be absolutely awful. You'd have to basically be reality checking him every three seconds - it's NOT for the faint of heart and even if you're incredibly patient you will probably be going insane from it at points.

Implying you can actually get him to change tho he would become a lot better - he's gonna be fighting you on practically everything because the second he feels out of control of a situation or himself he's gonna be freaking out.

He will probably be straight up terrified if it seems like you are making him 'change', even if it's for the better and will ultimately ALSO benefit him too.

The SECOND he feels out of control of a situation in any way, he will be terrible.

- Also, if you manage to push him on the path to behaviour management this cunt will be looking smug and proud of himself as all hell the second he even slightly does what you ask and will be a bitch if you don't rain down praise on him for it. 💀

- He's so positive attention motivated it's actually pathetic lmao

With that out of the way - the slightly better/good other stuff

- Vox works fucking nightmare hours with his position in hell, and he hates not being able to be around you much so he's almost always trying to make it up to you.

- He'll be on calls with you or texting you most hours of the day (even when he probably should not be) because he's honestly clingy as hell.

If you don't like having a million notifications from someone blowing up your phone with random shit then you are not going to like being apart from him because he is chronically on his phone.

- Another thing is the gifts.

If you want a sugar daddy aa boyfriend? This is the man for you because my God will he shower you with the most expensive gifts you have ever received. New phones, cars, jewellery, clothes, so on so on.

It's bad if you don't like consumerism and want to keep devices even if newer ones come out because the second something new comes out he's getting it for you - even before it becomes publicly available to the rest of hell, it's in your hands. He wants the best stuff and only the best stuff for you. How would that make him look if his partner didn't have all the best stuff? To you and also others

- Also, the second you mention you actually want or need something? It's there right in front of you. Bro has personal delivery drones, and it will be there in under 15 minutes delivered to you or someone's getting shot.

- I've seen a few people imply gift giving is his primary love language, and it's certainly up there, but I personally think that it's more likely acts of service.

This man never does anything for anyone unless it's to keep things from being annoying to him, self gain, or damaging his image. So for him to do things for you that he knows you want from him even if he doesnt particularly want to? He is well and truly in love with you, and that would be how he'd let you know that even if he isn't self-aware of it, lmao.

He doesn't like being told to do things, but he's really good at picking up on what people want usually (unless he's being delulu) so if he notices something or you mention stuff off-hand? He'll try to do it/get it/whatever it is for you.

Material things are just material things. He's rich, it doesn't mean that much to drop thousands for him. Him actually doing things for you, though? Even if it doesn't benefit him at all? That's something else entirely.

Will be annoying asf if you don't thank him enough for it, though. Ie. "Well, you're welcome then." While pouting at you.

- As for spending time with him:

I believe he constantly wants to be alone with you and only with you when he actually has time to do so, so he only wants dates to be one-on-ond most of the time.

There aren't exactly limits upon that, though, like at all.

He's absolutely rich and has ridiculous privileges so you could be on comfy home dates where you two just stay in and cuddle after eating dinner, or seeing concerts/watching movies/etc exclusively where they are not available to just anyone, or something fucking ridiculous like eating a fancy dinner at a custom designed restaurant just for dates under a goddamn aquarium (very likely ngl)

The second he gets to show off his power, he's gonna do it with a smug grin.

- He's also extremely big on physical touch but would never admit it. I already go over this in another entry, but he's gonna have a hand on you at all times (hand on your waist, hip or shoulder, purposely brushing against you more then he logically has to be, etc)

Brief mentions of sexual stuff here

I feel like he'd love someone big on physical touch - both in a sexual way but also especially in a non-sexual way.

He's not used to getting someone cuddling him or holding his hands or literally just touching him at all without some underlying ulterior motive, so he'd probably just melt into your touch.

Also I'll link the post bc there's further takes on this in it but they are ✨️sus✨️

- He would be extremely protective of you- this can absolutely become one of the blue sections really easily- but if you're in a relationship he's gonna be constantly concerned about your safety and whether you are at risk.

I mean, you're in hell. Just about anyone could turn out to be some maniac (ironic he would think that 🤨)

Anyways, point is, you'd be safe from any other maniacs. He would give you the best security and protection probably in hell.

Another thing is that he's gonna be super paranoid at all times about whether you're safe or not. Which would probably get honestly annoying rather than endearing at a point. 💀

- Even though he's really against revealing his more vulnerable parts and what he doesn't think are desirable of himself, he's absolutely craving emotional security with someone.

So when you get him passed that? He's gonna be so goddamn clingy - even more then before lmao.

Ending note

He's an absolute nightmare who's high maintenance asf and could become extremely abusive emotionally, but he really also needs to be romanced properly for that to actually get better by a partner who won't take his bs and knows how to take him down a peg and put him in his place when he's being awful.

And definitely therapy.

The fact that I think all this and know how much an awful person he is and still love him this much as a character has gotta indicate some sort of insanity/j

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[deadqueerboys]

More simpbur 🙏🙏

Or argbur 🙏🙏

Or revivebur (oh my lord this man brings out the worst in me holy)

Idk that much about Revivebur, but here are more Argbur and Simpbur x Male Reader (separately).

Simpbur nsfw headcanons (not problematic as the last one).

Argbur sfw headcanons (chill stuff).

Simpbur;

Just a little bitch who need love and attention, I know he's obsessed for you, but who cares?? Absolutely loves when you show love, more sexually than any other thing. I believe that this man is more physically obsessed than emotionally obsessed.

Needs your hands on him all the time. Don't be silly. It's not for holding hands. He wants your hands around his neck, treating him like a prey.

Simpbur put your hands on his body in random times at the day when he's bored, if you don't give him attention that means you don't love him anymore.

"Baaaaabe.." Simpbur begs, punting at you while he takes your hand and put it on his shoulder. "Come on, scratch those nails into my skin.."

He begs for anything.

If you're at work and he works with you as well, he might ask your help for a "leak in the sink " on the bathroom. Let's say that when you got there, the only thing leaking was his cock.

Fuck him while looking him dead in the eyes, say that you hate him, fucking let him wrap those legs around your hips while you get inside of him with all your strongest.

Oh, God, never ask him to shut up. He won't! He needs it. That's his time with you, and he needs to speak!

He's so messy, begging and sobbing above you. "Yes, please, please, babe. I love you, i love you so much.."

Let's make a deal, humiliation sex. Overstimulate him.

Fuck this man in front of a mirror, let he see how pathetic he's while you keep going deeper on him. That mouth closed, his lips almost bleeding because he was so needy, and he tried not to moan so much, even though he loves moan for you.

Argbur;

Oh, my sweet man, who feels cold all the time.. what can I say about him? Let's see..

Argbur is just.. sweet in every way possible.

He likes so much to keep you close, not good with feeling but amazing in showing it physically.

Argbur hugs you all the time. His body shakes with the cold while he just tries to get warm from you.

The little spoon, always with his head on your chest.

There's something careful in his emotions about you. He likes it when you bite his ears, in a soft way, of course. I mean..

LOOK AT THIS ^@**@×<@*&#&#;×*@&÷<*#&#

Soft kisses on his lips, slightly fall apart when he sighs.

Your warm breath on his neck is what makes he feel better.

Play with his fingers, please.

Argbur usually bites his nails when he's nervous.

I know he might be crazy, but jeez.. he's just need some rest.

Argbur sleep on your shoulder sometimes, usually after editing a video.

Takes some of your clothes, especially the hoodies and beanies.

[neshatriumphs]

And while I'm thinking about it... I think more people would benefit by not giving a fuck what these fanfolk on Tumblr say and think.

When I'm rambling and spouting out absolute nonsense, or whether I'm stuntin on y'all... I have pretty much the same attitude about y'all's opinions. They're that. Y'all's opinions. And I don't have to ever take them into account for anything.

Do I discuss fandom things? Yes. Do I go back and forth sometimes? Yes. But hardly ever is it because I care what people think about ME or my opinions. That's someone else's problem.

I don't care what my parents and closest friends think about me, so some bitch on the internet isn't about to make their mark. I might take some time out my day to have a chit chat with somebody, but a smear campaign would never work, because Idc what people think or believe.

When people spread lies, that's not something I'm concerned about. When people block me, I blacklist their name to keep their reblogs from mutuals off my dash.

Even shit that I said years ago that might be wild and grossly inappropriate today, to this day, are wherever I posted them. If somebody was to say, "Here's a list of stuff that bitch Nesha said that is problematic," the most I might do is *maybe* complain to a few friends.

But mostly, I would probably laugh at the time and energy. And definitely, I would not be apologizing. If its fucked up, I can acknowledge that. But, I'm not that person, so I can't make excuses for who I used to be and I won't. We're not friends because we've spoken, and if we are friends, you know who I am. And if you don't know and could be swayed by rumors, or even a former version of me, well, our journey together has simply ended. Like so many do.

Fanfolk CAN be friends. They CAN be famdom. But a regular degular fan passing by with some shit to say or some shit to stir absolutely is not nobody that you have to pay respect or even attention to. You could choose to, sure. But, I hope more of us make choices that don't let people who don't matter ruin your time anywhere. Block them bitches and forget them.

[nightswithkookmin]

As for Tae, I think when Jimin suffers and does something self-harmful, he will cry and say stop to his fan but it will be too late. I don't mean to be pessimistic. I hope God will protect Jimin, but he is human and he has endured enough

Jimin is stronger than he looks but yea we all have our breaking points. he's human after all and the constant pestering and negativity can take a toll on him.

And it's funny you mention this cos somewhere in my drafts there are several posts I've made talking about this very topic in regards to two POCs I know out here who keep going at it with eachother.

Some people don't know when to stop and will keep going and going till they've inflicted maximum damage on others. It's not cute.

There's constructive criticism and there's badgering and hammering down on people and that's equally as toxic and harmful as the supposed evils we seek to correct in people.

Many words won't fill a bushel. A word to a wise is enough. If your intention is to draw a person's attention to their mistakes, you don't go pestering them with it. And humans have brains and hearts for a reason, give them room to reflect on their actions and do the internal work they need to do and once that is done learn to forgive them and not hold their mistakes over their heads especially if they grow from it. But we all seem to have lost the plot.

Somehow in this community, it's always aha that person slipped that one time I'm gonna weaponize that and use that as ammunition to drive them out of this space so I'm the last one standing. It's nuts.

And it's true not everyone is like that in this space, there are a couple of bloggers out here who I don't fuck with yet they'd slip into my DMs every now and there to ask for clarification or let me know Hey you said this and that's quite problematic.

I just thank them and post clarifications here on my page. I respect those accounts you know. Cos you can tell they don't have ill intentions towards me.

Thus it's difficult for me to equally start tearing into them out of the blues on my platform- I'd rather send them a private message to talk- if I care enough about it but most of the time I don't care💀

What someone chooses to do with their platform is none of my business really unless they wanna @ me then let's go. I will stab you in the guts and bug spray your eyes. Don't play with me.

Tumblr staff are paid to moderate the platform and keep people in check. If an account violates their community guidelines then it's their problem not mine.

But that's just the problem isn't it? We see ourselves as a community and thus some have assigned themselves moderators of this community and have appointed themselves judge jury executioner passing judgements based on ambiguous virtues and arbitrary social rules- very high school of us in here.

Quick segue- that bitch going around people's blogs screaming I'm evil because I'm a "Ted Bundy stan" WHAT'S GOOD? It's the she was "exposed" and the "she lied" for me. Bitch if you don't shut up.

If I have to deny being a fan of something then am I really a fan of it at all?? Have you met me?

Like no, imagine that for a moment. Me. Scared to admit I like something because.... wait for it

Ita so deviant I'm afraid it will offend a bunch of strangers I've never met on the internet and they will not like me for it???

If I'm a Stan of Mr O'Brian Bundy WHO'S GONNA CHECK ME? YOU? ANON 2297 HIDING BEHIND AN ANNOYMOUS BLOG TO CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ON PEOPLE'S BLOG POSTS?????

I THINK THE FUCK NOT.

I promise you YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO'S GONNA CHECK ME.

I'm a fan of True crime FOR SURE said that ones I'll say it again but Ted Bundy is not the hill I'm finna die on I'm sorry. He is the least interesting serial killer out there. Yawned my way through a stranger besides me- read it twice and yet I still hate the Author💀

Just because I hate the Author, again DON'T MAKE ME A FAN OF TED FREAKN BUNDY- that's just insulting. he's so bland. BORING

For the record, I AM obsessed with BTK and have since fell down the rabbit hole of serial killers who leave erotic poems behind for their victims.

SUE ME.

Oh here's one I think you'll love!!!!!!

It's called "Oh, Nancy Anna why didn't you appear"

T' was perfect plan of deviant pleasure so bold on that Spring nite.

My inner felling hot with propension of the new awakening season

Warn, wet with inner fear and rapture, my pleasure of entanglement,

like new vines at night

Crime literary analysts have described this quatrian as remarkable and have compared it to the works of writers such as James Joyce.

"The poem is in many ways remarkable because of the levels of meaning that BTK suggests in the words he uses. Reminiscent of James Joyce's epic, Finnegan's Wake, BTK uses words that suggest several meanings. Starting with the very first line in the poem, the T with the superscript 1 is used in scientific research to designate the beginning phase of a study. Subsequent phases would be T2, T3, etc. On another more ordinary level, the superscript 1 could be interpreted as an apostrophe to create "T'was" except that "T'was perfect plan" is missing a word, like "a" or "the." It appears as though whatever BTK had in store for Anna was something "bold" and new."

Oh no, she's a fan of serial killers let's cancel her

You do that Karen, I'm gonna be here and do me 💅🏾

People have their heads so far up their ass all they breathe is shit.

You place a lot of responsibility on Tae when you expect so much of him as a friend and colleague to JM. He's equally just an Idol and like JM he has his own crucible and haters and people out to get him.

I seem to recall him going on a love all seven campaign right before they announced their Solos. Let's give him credit. Cut him some slack.

We all disappointed with the way things unraveled these past few weeks. And some of us might never really move on but like I said life goes on.

Don't know why Tae went silent on us, but with time the reason shall come to light. Personally I'm not too happy with him for that. He broken my vmin heart. I won't ship them together for a while but yall feel free.

Okay who wants to hear about a serial killer who drew a picture of his penis on a victims night stand

[b-i-t-c-h-y-m-u-g-g-l-e]

A little bit of my room at the physical therapy oncology room I was given. I won't take more pics yet cos I don't have permission and don't wanna overstep (but if the doc says its okay Im giving a tour for those interested in seeing a physical therapy hospital for cancer patients.)

All of the therapists are oncologists too which also impressed me. Like i talked to the head doctor that convinced me to come here and they're both physical therapists and oncologists that started the special physical therapy spa for people that have been paralyzed etc from bone cancers/tumors. Im exactly where I should be.)

So far my room is HUGE that I can easily use a wheelchair and walker without knocking into anything.

Bathroom is also huge so its a lot easier for me to do everything. I'm by myself and there's like 7 other patients so I took the risk and put stuff in the bathroom to have my hygiene products more accessible (although I don't mind sharing my stuff as long as I'm asked first tbh. If I get a roomie or anything. I helped my last roomie out so it was all good)

The only downside... is the food 😭. I think it's my diet though. I have pre diabetes cos when I was on steroids I was craving very sweet things so I was eating butterfingers, chocolate covered raisens AND nuts, bonbons, lollipops, tons of cookies well... I messed myself up that I gave myself pre-diabetes (be careful, you guys. I can't believe it was THAT easy to give myself pre-diabetes. Watch your health so you won't end with a shitty diet like me 😭)

I know they're trying to stabilize my blood sugar so I won't get full on diabetes (cos it can be stabilized. My aunt and grandpa were stabilized and are back to normal again)

But a flavorless, high fiber diet is really ugh. I'll have to suffer through it cos they know what's best and they're basing my diet on my blood work (they check EVERYTHING here. Glad I went to this hospital rather than the local one in my town. The hospital in my hometown is nowhere near this attentive to every detail and plus the social worker in my town hospital sympathized with and sneakily told me to come this hospital cos of its success rate. Heck a number of the staff are survivors themselves so I know there's a high success rate (and they call regularly to check on you so they keep track of you even if you're not hospitalized)

Anyways I waxed poetic enough. I will force myself to eat the bland food cos these people literally have helped me stand up and walk again and have shrunken most of my tumors and I'm so grateful for that although I really hated the steroids, some hold ups, i was ornery. I hate being that way but now after 2 weeks of being off the steroids and stabilizing I feel like such an epic bitch cos I was complaining for stuff that couldn't be helped.

I tend to be a looooooot more patient and laid back than that moody bitch I was displaying.

I worked for years in childcare. I got paid a lot for it too and while I was college I even had a waiting list cos some of the problematic kids only got along with me (I was good dealing with unruly hyperactive ones. Some kids i couldn't handle however, *cough* my younger brother *cough* cos i wasnt an absolute miracle worker but you get the point. By the times their parents picked them up the kids would be well fed and tired cos I wouldn't let up on entertaining them in physical activities like sports etc. Best thing for these kids is exhausting them with activities they like 🤣.

I know I rambled but what I'm saying is that these kids were children others didn't want to take on cos it would take A LOT of patience to deal with their attitudes and high energy levels and I was able to handle them and not get mad (probably cos I used to be an "unruly kid" myself and I know we can change and know what we needed to simmer down)

Those steroids... I know that I bitch a lot about them... I wasnt me AT ALL with those demonic pills. This IMPATIENCE, lack of comprehension skills, like my brain and temperament switched. I mean I'm sassy by nature (to other adults) but this went BEYOND that.

So if you're taking these types of meds... and you see those changes, don't worry cos that's not you and you know it. Once you're outta it you'll realize that. I'm actually terrified now that my mind has cleared and I apologized to some people but they said they've seen it happen to most saintly of people to not be upset (which makes me feel worse 😔)

Anyways dang i talked too much ahahahaha. Wanted to give a big update about this nice new location to help me out (still impressed. Glad i let the head doctor convince me to enter the program, lol) and I'm feeling like my old self every day little by little finally.

[kenobster]

I can see that the whole stewjoni dualsex thing might be problematic... at times... maybe... But counterpoint: a) knock him up and b) uh, um, Triple Penetration In Three Holes

Look lmao, I'm not here to say what's problematic or unproblematic (unless you hate Anakin, of course... in which case, please consult my very serious Ted Talk on the subject).

Anyway, I said what I said in that answer, not because I think ppl who write Stewjoni biology should stop (I'm not a party pooper nor an anti, so please carry on ^_^), but rather because I was furious over a blatant hypocrisy on someone else's post lmao.

But on a personal level re your counterpoints.... and how do I say this gently...... Oh! Right:

YKINMKATO

Lmao, there we go.

In case anyone would like to drizzle some Fine Kenobster Tastebuds over their Fic Perusing Repertoires, they're absolutely welcome to consider my below counter-counterpoints.

(Note: I am incapable of getting horny over consensual smut, so we're assuming these are noncon/dubcon adjacent, but in full honesty, I'm sure you could wiggle these into any smut fantasy of your choosing.)

counter-counterpoint #1: i've read fic that made fortuna's thumb more erotic than any number of simultaneous penetrations.

counter-counterpoint #2: if u wanna get a biological boy knocked up, see below for instructions:

Step 1: Detach the bowels from the blorbo's anus and connect them to an external poop bag instead;

Step 2: Insert a uterus (along with a pre-fertilized egg attached to its lining) into the blorbo's abdomen;

Step 3: Connect the anus to the cervix (please note that no other modification to the anus is necessary);

Step 4: Ejaculate into blorbo's anus repeatedly (please note that, as the egg is already fertilized, this step may be completed as a fun little treat or skipped at your leisure);

Step 5: Pump blorbo full of pregnancy hormones while you wait for the fetus to grow to term;

Step 6: When your blorbo begins to go into labor, watch with mirth as his body fails to eject the baby through such an inelastic hole. Feel free to laugh yourself giddy as his ass-muscles get all torn up and scarred.

Step 7: Unless your goal is for your blorbo and its fetus to die, eventually show him some mercy and conduct a C-Section.

In other words, don't be a pussy about giving the blorbo a pussy.

counter-counterpoint #3: may I direct your attention to the many cunt-having blorbos out there? For example, Padmé has some very Obi-Wan-esque qualities, and she comes with a canonical interest in pregnancy and ready-to-lactate boobs! "But Padmé's not a Jedi," you whine. Bitch, please. If you're giving Obi-wan a cunt, then I think you can make Padmé a Jedi, yeah? -pats your head- Live your dream. Be free. <3

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[lucellion]

Greetings. I apologize in advanced if this is intrusive or encroaches upon a social boundary but I was going through your carrd and noted that you are in a relationship with three other systems. I am curious, if you feel comfortable answering, how does one navigate a relationship such as that? I imagine a lot of communication is needed with so many moving parts involved.

-🐾⭐️

nah its ok dw im happy to explain! this is a super neat question and im happy to answer. if you have followup questions, feel free to send me a dm if that's more convenient for you

there is a lot of moving parts to everything but these are the main things

1. i'm incredibly transparent and upfront with everyone im close with. i say exactly what i want to say and try to be 100% clear about my intent. this usually results in me asking a lot of questions very unsubtly. ie "what are your boundaries about x?", "partner B wants to do something that challenges your boundary with me, are you open to a discussion about it?" etc etc. its very overt and dry which i get can be kind of intimidating but i find its easiest to do that way

2. i am a low maintenance bitch. i have szpd which essentially means that the social meter in my hypothetical sims needs panel doesnt go down nor do i need socialization to feel fulfillment. i actually just celebrated my 1 year anniversary with @prismaticsystem and we only talk about twice a month because that's about all either of us need in the relationship. we like it that way.

3. ive been in therapy for over a decade. im VERY trauma informed and when i date another system i absolutely put trauma into consideration when it comes to "problematic" behavior so to speak. like one of my partners doesn't really feel comfortable being perceived on the internet due to some serious trauma relating to some stuff when they were young, and so when we try to take steps together as a couple, understanding the nuance behind a trauma disorder like DID helps immensely with conflict. both between us or internal conflicts either one of us could be having

4. i love all of my partners alters, unconditionally, regardless of whatever purpose they serve. i understand every alter splits for a reason and sometimes those reasons are harmful to the body and the overall system but i don't think its an excuse for me to brush off those alters and belittle them. i also give extra special attention to traumaholders and littles to make sure they feel heard. to have a successful partner system relationship, a huge part is being friendly and platonic with Every Alter at a bare minimum. everyone deserves respect even if that alter isnt involved in anything inherently romantic

5. my partners put their whole selves into our relationship. as much as id like to say its Me who Solves All The Problems and im a Perfect partner, all my partners are Equally as communicative as i am and absolutely put all their effort into our relationship. even with things with amnesia from switches, new alters splitting, fusions, etc, they are Always trying their best and telling me what i can do to best support them. its a 2 way street babey.

i love. being polyam sm. it brings me so much joy so thank you so much anon for letting me share about it.

[ohwell-itsme-but-danganronpa]

saiouma post game AU inspired by Taylor Swift music

a thread I started on twitter in March (2021) when I was listening to half of the evermore album ( and a bit of folklore) on loop

ironically, it starts with "closure", from Ouma's perspective who thinks that Saihara reaching out to him now is unnecessary and performatory only to solidify Saihara's good guy look in media's eyes, not out of care and that he only wants closure from him

the idea that Saihara just wants to tie loose ends, be told what he didn't understand and probably apologize for some things that are meaningless to Ouma as long as they ended the game anyway is repulsing to him, so he shuts him out, bc he doesn't want that sense of finality

next up is "gold rush", it's really loud about v3 cast everywhere he looks, but all the credit for HIS plan goes to Saihara and partially to Momota, while he gets the rep of "Komaeda type character" with "you tried" sticker and "are you insane?" looks pointed at him

Saihara totally hates the attention, but Ouma doesn't know that since they DON'T communicate at all, so he's really bitter about how much Saihara is loved, just collecting what Ouma worked for. On one hand, he predicted that Saihara would have to finish the game in his place

he left all those leads for him, because he knew he wouldn't be there for the final, and it's fine, Saihara carried it out the way he wanted him to, so why is he mad? and well, in this song there are so many lines that just... h

"I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch Everybody wants you Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you Walk past, quick brush" bitch, you're jealous and distance yourself because you want to pretend you don't care

"Eyes like sinking ships On waters so inviting I almost jump in" hate to break it to you Ouma, but it doesn't sound like you don't like the gold eyes after all, I meant rush, gold rush Like "jump in"?! hold your horses, take him to a date first, dude

"I see me padding across your wooden floors" Literally fantasizing about living with him, I told you to hold your horses. "My mind turns your life into folklore I can't dare to dream about you anymore" Wait, not like that-

So for him the moment he realizes he's into Saihara he immediately assumes that it'll never be, and he has a lot of anger at Team DR, at all the fans, at himself for being attracted to someone rn (while there are other things he should focus on),

and at Saihara for (what he only assumed is) an attempt to smooth over the problematic persona of Kokichi to get a good ending for the public view. So the *totally* reasonable thing for him to do next is to give Saihara HELL, obviously.

And so the next song is " 'tis the damn season" and I am so vibing with that one, y'all don't understand, it's like, soft violence, the longing, the "we can call it even", I am foaming at the mouth, this one gives me so many scenarios

"There’s an ache in you, put there by the ache in me" aka it's angst time, the pain when, ugh, when you're an idiot hurting your own feelings and messing with your crush's head, because you can't stop yourself from either flirting with him or pushing him away the very next second

(and this is where I said I am gonna take a break and then didn't come back to this until today)

okay, so I can't stress this enough - my post-game Kokichi continues to hide behind his in-game persona and dials it up whenever there's even a chance of publicity. I'd like him to quote "It's obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together" to Harukawa but really, he died for those people, he might do something like that in an interview for show, but the attitude from mad woman is directed at TDR and fans... for the most part. He acts like a spoiled celebrity and he's always having a scandal, whether it be getting into physical fights with fans or reporters, or saying something offensive or throwing a fit and trashing a place (like a hotel room or a store) because he got upset, being caught drunk or smoking, making crude comments about other participants of the game when asked at the events they're forced to attend because of their contracts (he won't answer anything if they get to him any other day tho) so in his " 'tis the damn season" era a lot of rumors is born

A lot of them centered around him and Shuichi, most of them having a bit of truth to them. There is something developing between them because deep down it's what both of them really want, but Kokichi is still playing with Saihara's feelings, making it a game of cat and mouse, pulling him along, being the one to seek him out, flirt, but also always the first to backpedal and leave him alone in a rush

but eventually it starts to get through to him that Saihara actually cares and that it's hurting him, so we enter with champagne problems when he realizes Saihara is being genuine with him and the "dropped your hand while dancing" is literal because it's one of the official parties, organized by one of the many anti-danganronpa organizations that ask Saihara to give speeches on their events like this one, and they're waltzing, having a quiet conversation, Ouma's tease backfiring on him and he runs away just like that

Cue him holing up god knows where to mope for weeks, agonizing over worst case scenarios, playing it over and over in his head, certain that he hurt Saihara with his playing and pushed their relationship beyond saving and that's when the last great american dynasty starts playing, because he uses that time to finally sort through his pre-game stuff too, and it turns out they were almost-not-really together back then too, so he blew it thrice and they won't be getting any more fresh starts therefore "Who knows if I never showed up what could've been. There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen. I had a marvelous time ruining everything :)" bc he read his diary and thinks it's his fault Saihara joined danganronpa (it isn't)

and there's no way to incorporate my tears ricochet smoothly with its literal message but I think about "I didn't have it in myself to go with grace" a lot and if you re-frame it from Momota killing him directly to their whole group scapegoating him and pushing him in the direction of becoming the villain they wanted him to be just to wonder why he doesn't come to group therapy and tell the press they have no idea why he's being hostile with them now that it's all over. It'd be simpler if they still hated him like they were always supposed, but now their eyes are suddenly open to bigger enemies, so they believe he can just... what, sit in with them like it's all sunshine and rainbows? Like his presence doesn't make things more painful? "Look at how my tears ricochet" in a sense of a realization, the same sentiment as "There’s an ache in you, put there by the ache in me", the way he's hurting affects everyone. When he separated himself from the group in game it was noble, but now it's borderline sabotage of their progress out of avoidance, he's withholding closure, denying healing that has to be done, it isn't just about whatever mind games he's been playing with Shuichi, Kokichi is stuck in his game mindset, creating a tear in their group by alienating himself from it. He needs to talk with Miu, Gonta... even Kaito

He has to work out his place in the group and spend some time with friends, doing some healing before he gets back to Shuichi and they actually, finally talk things out, get together.

[ephemeral-afterlight]

quite whack of me to let myself be perceived online but scrolling through roughly 3 years-ish worth of some of my greatest hits has led me to a few realizations

me from 2-3 years ago was a dramatic fuck and cannot be held accountable for any crimes against cringe law committed during a time of high emotional vulnerability and also god complex

it seems like half of the badass people i used to be friends with here have deactivated and are lost in the wind and i am fucking devastated. where did kitkatz go. where is jelly. why can i not be confident enough to slide in the dms of the cool people who ARE still here

when i wasn't taking absolutely every fucking thing to heart and then spewing out emotionally-charged drivel like a perpetually online little bitch, some of my written analyses slapped. they were actually so articulate and coherent. unlike anything else i say ever

holy shit i am so glad i got off tumblr when i did because otherwise i might still be here now, unhappy as fuck, supporting purity culture 🤢 the amount of times i decided to make anti-remrom posts instead of caring about my mental wellbeing and dealing with my trauma in a healthy way is genuinely kinda hilarious looking back at it now. Weewooweewooweewoo I am going to cry on the internet to people who write fanfic about figments of imagination. Weewooweewooweewoo I am so morally superior because I echo all the rhetoric that my friends do and am scared to dissent. like shut the fuck up and try touching grass for once bestie 🥰 ur depressed and have no sense of self so u steal ur opinions from the nearest person who will give you attention, ur not special, get over urself

bro i am so much sexier now than i ever was when i was on here wallowing in negativity for hours at a time and that is a scientific fact

i do remember my interactions with my friends here extremely fondly but in general this fandom was an actual shitshow for a very long time and altho i can't speak to how it is recently, i refuse to make excuses for the absolute nightmare that was ts sides tumblr from clbg to svs era. reading through old debates and all the times i got pissed about tagging only speaks to that

loving note to my past self: tagging is very important in ways that i could go into a lot more coherently another time but it does not warrant all caps screaming and crying and pissing and shitting. calm down for once and turn your phone off

i am so "problematic" now according to past me's standards and i take pride in that actually. dark fiction fucking rocks and "problematic" writers have been some of the coolest, smartest, kindest people i've ever met. i think jasper circa 2019 would have keeled over if he knew i'd be saying this eventually, but—barring a few very specific examples, you can separate fiction from reality, actually, and Mr. 25-Follower-Tumblr-Nobody's remrom fanfiction will never have the real-life influence and power that ACTUAL propaganda in mainstream media has. the character growth from delusion to enlightenment on my part was absolutely legendary, pure poetry

man in general i'm so glad limiting my time on this account helped prompt me to grow up a little more. i've been an adult, but getting away from here and into healthier spaces in turn gave me healthier outlooks on life and made me realize that acceptance from self-righteous randos on the internet is absolutely not worth limiting my own creativity and destroying my mental health + confidence over it

past me predicted like the entirety of the pof video and i cannot believe i never fucking talked about it like WHAT that shit is crazy did y'all see that???? i recited some of the EXACT points and situations they brought up in that video i cannot stop thinking about this

anyway sexies i still don't intend to be active in this fandom because i just,. man i don't fixate on it anymore. i still appreciate the posts and will stay up-to-date on all the vids but i think for now i'm staying checked out of the ts sides fandom.

if anyone even sees this (especially if we were friends before!) and u have any desire to reconnect with me i am so down! current biggest interests are kpop (as always), mcyt, and mcu, but i've been in so many goddamn fandoms over my two decades of life that you could talk to me about most things and i'd be able to contribute something.

i actually fully expect this post to lose me followers bc my stance on purity culture has changed so drastically, but i actually think it will be incredibly funny more than anything. if u want a more in-depth explanation on my thoughts, motivations, and moral standings, you can always shoot me a message :*

[kinetic-elaboration]

December 6: Cabinet of Curiosities 1x04

Continuing on with Cabinet of Curiosities. Even though the whole series was released for Halloween, this was a vaguely Christmas themed ep, or at least, it took place during the Christmas season, so I guess it made sense to watch it now.

It was... fine. It wasn't as gross as I was afraid it was going to be, but it was also not terribly innovative or revolutionary for being over an hour long. Like, it did not need to be over an hour, please take an editing eye to things even if you are working for Netflix.

I mean, the concept of a woman of unconventional beauty, who is lonely, and weird, and finds it hard to connect with people, who does something drastic to make herself popular, leading to body horror and violence and the general loss of her soul, and the pyrrhic victory of being popular but monstrous at the end, is not super new and unheard of. I feel like I have seen this story before.

On the other hand, it also took a WILD left turn with the Lotion Creature. I respect the ep for trying. It was so weird and so random and so unexplained that it didn't really do anything for me but at least it was unpredictable. I wasn't scared, more like grossed out and confused and just uncertain what the story was trying to tell me, but again, points for doing something unusual with standard fare.

I did not get, at the beginning, that the sheriff/cop guy was Stacey's husband, and I thought the familiarity between them came from her constantly calling the station about weird noises. Knowing that she was married, and that her husband was apparently a pretty decent guy, who loved her and liked her and talked her up all the time, made her motivations harder for me to follow, tbh. I mean, yes, I know a husband is not the same as girlfriends, I know your partner can't be everything, and I know he was rather missing the point of what was really causing her distress. Also, sexism, commentary on womanhood or something, etc. But her life just didn't seem that bad to me: she had a comfortable home, a partner, an artistic hobby, and the women she wanted to befriend at work were shallow, annoying bitches. Like, life could be better, but come now, it could be worse.

I also didn't get why the extended sequence with the creepy noises in the house existed at all. I mean ultimately there was not, at that time, anything in the house. Was it thematic foreshadowing of the lotion creature? Was it about Stacey' character? And if so, what about it? That she's open to suggestion? that she's prone to hallucination? I would not call being worried about creaky noises that probably were real the same as being open to full on auditory and visual hallucinations but okay.

Also she really was transformed at the end, she really did have weird bathtub sex with personified lotion, and the results were really seen by the bitches at work. So I can only assume that the story was supernatural and not about insanity or psychosis or whatever.

The episode also really relied a lot on the vague grossness of squelching lotion. Like a lot.

I will say, I did not hate it, it was fine, and I did like Stacey and thought she carried the episode well. It's possible there was more to it than I am giving credit for--for example, I didn't pay much attention to what was on TV, but I suppose it was probably supposed to be thematically important, since there were so many shots of it. Similarly, all the ladies' gossip was about men and sex, when it wasn't about beauty etc., and given the sparse attempt at Gender Commentary ("you don't get it because you're a man") I think there might be something to unwrap or Problematize there.

And I did like the image of Stacey holding her hand up to the TV: the difference in her size versus the TV guy's size made it seem like he was putting his hand up for an oath but she was reaching out to him in an affectionate or loving way, and that was interesting. I also thought the image of the lotion squelching itself out of the container and onto the table was legitimately creepy--probably the only part I would really call scary in the whole thing.

Even with the eldritch horror, Lot 36 is still my favorite. But I did like this one more than Graveyard Rats and most of The Autopsy.

[thedeboniardevistation]

I literally don't understand why is it that any time a wrestler gets exposed for something shitty and problematic they did, you have to bring up Sammy and everyone else. You're over here saying Sammy should get fired, when he isn't even the problem anymore and hasn't done anything since. You also seem to forget that out of everyone that got exposed in the Speaking Out movement, Sammy was the only one that got any kind of punishment. No, he didn't get fired. But I don't see why he gets all the focus put on him when Darby, Justin, and Jay have had nothing happen to them and still run around scot free.

Ok, so I was gonna ignore this until we got to Sammy vs Darby because I want my followers to know how shitty they are. BUT you DMed me so I’m just gonna speak.

THIS. Is probably the post that is being referred to, THAT WAS 14 DAYS AGO. I haven’t blogged since so therefore you went out of your way to find this and start stuff because you sent the same ask (which was more aggressive mind you) towards @uceyjuceycoutoure which I don’t even get. So I don’t even know why we’re starting stuff when I’ve said multiple times that this is my blog, I am free to post what I want. Even when I don’t put him in the actual tags and if you don’t like what I say, PLEASE block me.

Now I’m getting on to this DM. Because it’s absolutely ridiculous and it’s fucking stupid.

1. Just because Sammy got punished (very lightly might I add) doesn’t mean anything. Darby, Lethal, Roberts and anyone who was involved in the speaking out stuff deserved to get punished but unfortunately the world doesn’t work in the ways you want it.

2. My “garbage posts” are literally me telling y’all who don’t know about this is “hey this is what he said in the past so y’all should be aware of this” because it’s something that should be talked about because change it not, making jokes about R*aping someone is NOT OKAY. As well as all the shit Darby, Lethal, Roberts and anyone else did. Also I’ve never actually tagged him in any of my posts. I never do, I only say his name, so once again BLOCK ME. This will be the only time I do tag him.

3. Sasha never once said she accepted Sammy’s apology. She was classy and put out a response that they talked and that’s it. Also, do you know Sasha? Are you her bestie? Do you really know she’s gotten over it and doesn’t care? No you don’t. So you don’t know how she feels.

And to assume I wouldn’t be acting the same way if it weren’t sasha is absolutely disgusting of you. If he said that about ANY woman i would still be on his ass. Because he is a bitch and whoever defends him is a bitch.

Everyone please do yourselves a favor and don’t give this account anymore attention then I’ve already given them because it’s screaming “I want attention” and I’m too busy to be dealing with children

[sincerelyasomebody]

Give An Inch || Oscar "Spooky" Diaz

(GIF Credit: @merakiaes)

A/N: Not proofread, apologises. Feel free to point out any mistakes with the Spanish translations. Thanks!

Pairing(s): Spooky x Reader ▪︎ The Core 5 x Reader (platonic relationship) 

Summary: A helping hand is mistaken for something else. 

Warnings: fluff, language, mention of smut (very light), mentions of a baby, sexist comments, 

Word Count: 1815

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"Come on, (Y/N)." Jamal begged, trying to snatch the bag filled with candy, "just one more and I promise I'll stop asking." 

"No, Jamal," she reprimanded the teenager, "you've eaten enough candy as it is."

He huffed, the rest of the group laughing at his misfortune. Oscar shook his head, wrapping his arm around her shoulders, clicking his tongue, "eh, just give him one." 

She looked at him, "and have him throw up on himself? I don't think so." She glanced over at the group and back at him, "besides, he keeps grabbing the (flavour) ones and there's hardly any left." 

With a laugh, he kissed her forehead, "so it's not about his well being? It's 'cause he keeps taking the ones you like?" 

"Shut up," was her response. 

That made him laugh harder, causing the group of teenagers to look back at the couple. Cesar smiled at how carefree his brother looked whereas his friends were still surprised, despite knowing of the couple's marital status. 

They and their families, the Santos and (Y/N)'s family were present at the courthouse, a simple but elegant affair. Despite her mother's protest about a big wedding, (Y/N) was more focused on spending the rest of her life with Oscar and Cesar (they were a packaged deal). She didn't care where they got married. 

It had been months since that court appearance and (Y/N) and Oscar had fallen in love with each other more everyday. Yes, they had their disagreements, but before the sun set apologises were said and a round of cuddles were given. He may have been a tough Santos leader, but Oscar was big on affection. 

A relaxed date night for the pair turned into an eventful group outing. (Y/N) didn't mind, having grown accustomed to having the teenagers around (even Jasmine with her big personality, something she really admired). Oscar was annoyed, but adjusted to having her attention shared. 

The teenagers began to disagree on whether to try their luck with the games or grab a bite to eat. The girls wanted to play some games and the boys wanted to get some more food. (Y/N) decided to make the decision for them, looking at Oscar, "you go with the boys and I'll go with the girls," she laughed, taking note of his unimpressed look, "they're not that bad." 

Right on cue, Jamal and Ruby began arguing about the most problematic person in the 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days cast. Cesar stood by, saying nothing and somehow got dragged into the debate. (Y/N) shook her head and pecked Oscar's cheek, "good luck." 

And with that, she walked off with the girls in tow. 

The three walked around for quite a bit before deciding on playing Whac-a-Mole; no lines, reasonably priced and the prizes were really good. (Y/N) handed the attendant the money and watched the game light up. 

"How do you plan on winning?" Monse asked, knowing that a bunch of the games were rigged. 

"By imagining something that pisses me off," she replied. Both girls quirked an eyebrow and watched as she hit almost every single mole that popped out of its hole. When the game ended, she glanced over at them, "see?" 

They laughed at her chosen stuffed animal being a wolf, knowing her obsession with dogs, when the attendant asked about her prize. Taking a step back, she allowed the girls to decide if they wanted to play a game. 

Unbeknownst to her, a figure had been watching from afar and decided right at that moment to start up a conversation. 

(Y/N) felt a presence move closer, she smiled thinking they were passing by, but instead stopped right in front of her. Her eyebrows furrowed, as she took in the person; solid build, tall and tanned skin. 

"The name's Damian," he introduced himself.

She nodded, "hello, Damian, I'm (Y/N). Did you need something?" 

Before he could reply a mallet hit the side of his head. She covered her mouth to stifle her laughter, eyes looking at the direction of where it flew to find Monse nodding towards Jasmine, the girl giving a sheepish grin. (Y/N) turned back around to find Damian rubbing his head.

"Well… uh, that was… something," he muttered, picking up the object and holding it out. 

"Sorry," Jasmine apologised, taking it and giving it back to the attendant.

(Y/N) noticed his cheek darkening, "you might need some ice for that," she held up her finger, "follow my finger, please." A couple seconds later, she concluded, "you don't seem to have a concussion, but you should check out the medical tent." 

He smiled, "you in the medical field?" 

"A nurse at the local hospital." 

"Beauty and brains," he complimented

She shook her head, "come on I'll take you," she glanced over her shoulder, "tell the guys where I'm going, okay? I shouldn't be long." 

Monse and Jasmine nodded at her instructions, sharing a look when she walked around the corner, hopefully Spooky wasn't nearby. 

But of course, luck wasn't on their side. 

"You girls win anything?" 

They turned around and found Cesar walking ahead of the group, a grin plastered across his face holding up a teddy bear and handing it over to Monse. Jamal and Ruby holding a slushie and a churro in their hands. Spooky took notice of the missing figure, his eyes staring at the pair, "where's (Y/N)?" 

Jasmine piped up, "at the medical tent," when she noticed their concerned faces she quickly added, "don't worry, she's not hurt. She took a guy there 'cause I hit him in the head with a mallet." 

"You hit him with a mallet?" questioned Ruby, taking a sip of his slushie. 

"Sí, pero no propósito," she gestured to the truck, "I was using it for the game, they really need to tape that shit down."  

Jamal's eyebrows scrunched together, "aren't those things attached?" 

"Yeah, they are," Monse replied, "well.. one used to be." 

As the group got on the subject of other carnival games, they didn't notice Spooky slipping away to find (Y/N). Always being down to help whoever with whatever, it didn't come as a surprise to him hearing she had walked the guy over to the medical tent. It was a trait he loved about her, but of course it had setbacks. 

With a heart as big as hers, there were some people who liked to take advantage of her goodwill. 

If the guy fell into that category, then he was in for a rude awakening.

He walked around the corner, avoiding a bunch of kids running with their parents trying to keep up with them. Passing by several tents he found the one he was looking for. It wasn't that hard as an ambulance, cots and paramedics stuck out among the food trucks and carnival games. 

His eyes focused on her, her hands clutching a stuffed animal, a smile crossed his face taking note of it being a wolf. She let out a laugh and continued talking to the person next to her. He moved towards them, his pace picking up when he noticed her twiddling her thumbs, a subtle sign that showed she was beginning to feel uncomfortable. 

"Cariño." He called out. 

Her head turned in his direction, a big smile on her face as she rose to her feet. When he was close enough, she wrapped her arms around his waist, resting her head on his chest. When she released her hold, she pecked his lips. 

Quickly bending down to pick up the wolf plushie.  

After shaking it, she held it up to his face, "say hello to the new love of my life." 

He kissed his teeth, "new love? The only new love of your life is gonna be the baby I put in you, esta noche." 

She gasped and hit his chest, laughing when he pulled her in and kissed the top of her head. 

"Uh… you're taken?" 

The couple turned to the figure holding the ice pack to his cheek. (Y/N) nodded, "yep, happily taken." Holding up her left hand to reveal just how taken she was.

Damian shook his head, "you're married and walking around as if you're single? Wow, aren't you a great catch." 

Her eyebrows furrowed, at the switch in his tone, "excuse you?" 

"You led me on."

"Led you on?" She scoffed, "how?" 

He gestured to the tent, "you brought me here." 

"Yeah, I brought you here to make sure you were okay," she replied, "and before you say anything about me staying with you, I thought I'd keep you company before your friends arrived." 

"You have to train her better," Damian shifted his focus to Oscar, "can't have your wife leading men on like some bitch in heat." 

Before (Y/N) could blink, Oscar gripped the front of Damian's shirt and pulled him close their nose centimetres apart, "don't fucking talk to her like that, understand me?" Damian just blinked, causing Oscar to give him a shake, "I asked you a question." 

He nodded, "yeah, I won't. Ever again." 

Oscar loosened his grip, nodding towards the bruising on the side of his head, "next time it'll be a bullet," at the scared look he received, he smirked, "now, apologise to my wife, pendejo." 

"I'm sorry." 

"She has a name." 

"I'm sorry, (Y/N)." 

"What are you sorry for?" 

"I'm sorry, (Y/N) for calling you a bitch and assuming that you were interested." Damian apologised. 

She nodded, "thank you." 

"When a woman is interested, she'll make it clear that she's interested." Oscar explained, "if she isn't interested, back off." 

"Right, got it." 

"But with your obscured view on women, I doubt they'd be interested," (Y/N) snickered, "all that muscle on you and you're nothing but a punk ass bitch." 

Oscar held her hand in his, giving the back of it a kiss, "come on," when they were about a metre away, (Y/N) called out, "enjoy the rest of your night, Damian. You sexist pig." 

This received a few stares from those surrounding the other tents but the couple kept walking as if nothing had happened. (Y/N) allowed Oscar to lead them back to wherever the group of teenagers were. When she spotted them, she stopped her movement, causing Oscar to halt in his.

"What's wrong?" 

She smirked and moved in close, fingers fiddling with the button of his shirt, "do you wanna get started?'

His eyebrow arched, "get started on what?" 

"On putting that baby in me…. Unless, you've changed your mind and -" 

She laughed when he gripped her hand and dragged her in the direction of the car, throwing a comment about texting Cesar that she wasn't feeling well and to stay the night at Monse's when she asked about the group noticing their disappearance. 

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Spanish Translation(s): 

Sí, pero no propósito - yeah, but not on purpose

Cariño - dear or darling 

Esta noche - tonight 

Pendejo - asshole or bastard

[spookybreadstick]

spooky do you have any music recommendations?? idk if you listen to stuff like that, but an artist im OBSESSED with rn is glaive! some of my favorites are:

- detest me

- astrid

- synopsis

- stephany

- dnd

- eyesore

but literally all of their music is AMAZING (in my opinion ofc ^^)

<3 <3

ooo i'll have to check these out! i love it when you guys give me recommendations for things :)

i have a really weird taste in music, like i don't have one specific kind that i like, it's just... if i like it, i like it and if i don't, i don't. and i'm not usually one to love an artist in particular, like i usually just listen to songs and not pay attention to the artist, but i do have a few that i actually do like pretty much all of their songs:

MARINA (formerly Marina and the Diamonds; my favorite song is probably Bubblegum Bitch but I’ve also been listening to Hermit the Frog and Seventeen a lot lately) 

Nicki Minaj (problematic but damn she makes good music for when you need to hype yourself up; my favorite song is Chun-Li but I also hate that it’s problematic so other than that I’d have to say I’m Legit)

Elton John (old-school but he has such a beautiful voice omg; my favorite song is either Pinball Wizard or Your Song, I like Pinball Wizard because of the beat & it’s fun, but I love how romantic Your Song is & it’s honestly a contender for my wedding song someday!)

Cavetown (kinda problematic but makes good music; my favorite song is either Boys Will Be Bugs or Another One of Those Days) 

Lady Gaga (love the queen of pop; my favorite song is either Judas or Just Dance)

Olivia Rodrigo (i didn’t think i would like her but i actually really do; my favorite song is Good 4 You)

Girl In Red (absolute sapphic icon; my favorite song is either Bad Idea or I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend)

Mother Mother (an iconic band that i think a lot of creepypasta fans actually already know & like; my favorite song is either It’s Alright or Bit By Bit)

these are just some artists i recommend that i like most of their songs. i also have separate recommendations for songs & for gay/bi playlist lol 

- breadstick 🥖

[what-do-1000-swords-look-like]

So that happened

I just have to get some things off my chest after seeing this. Putting all of it under the cut so people can scroll past if they want. (LET ME REPEAT, SCROLL PAST IF YOU DON'T LIKE OR AGREE, NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO READ, FUCK OFF AA'S)

I've read up on all of the drama this past week surrounding this podcast and see a lot of 'Jensen stabbed Jared in the back', 'Jensen threw Jared under the bus', and 'Jensen is the villain and Jared was right all along about prequelgate' and I'm not sure how?

Like this podcast interview had a few problematic areas, I'll give them that, but how exactly was this Jensen proving prequelgate was all of Jared's fault or that he hates him or was shading him or whatever? Where do they get that from? I'm genuinely asking because I didn't see any of that anywhere.

Jensen just explained what happened and when he mentions the few drinks part, he literally says that's what Jared said to him. "It's late, I had a few, and I lashed out" - literally what Jared supposedly said to him. So how is this Jensen throwing Jared under the bus?

I do think personally that maybe if I were in Jensen's shoes I may have worded it a bit differently, especially knowing how the fandom and (possibly) the media might focus on this particular wording. For example, the drinks and lashing out part could have been left out but I think he was just explaining and it's not that deep?

No, when I mention the problematic areas of this interview this is what I'm referring to:

Jessica Alba

I will say to be fair to those who are upset about the Jessica Alba portion of the interview, that did make me kind of go 'umm...what?' Not because he called her a bitch. The statement he made which included that name was not done in a misogynistic or sexist way. She had said something that didn't appear to be that nice and so he responded in kind. Had that been Michael Weatherly instead and Jensen had said "Oh, we're getting Asshole Weatherly today", that name wouldn't get half the attention I'm willing to bet. (plus we all know Weatherly is an asshole)

No, what made me kind of do a double take was the style in which he recounts this story that happened 20 years ago. He seemed to be proud of himself (which if you stand up for yourself especially against someone bullying you, you should be proud of yourself but I don't think that's what this was about here for him) and was delighted not only in the crew's response to him but also expected Michael and the other guy in the room to be as entertained and delighted as he and the crew were. It almost had the feel of frat brothers congratulating each other on dealing with that bitch if that makes sense. Very weird and it really had me going 'is this what this guy is really like?' 'Do I need to pull my stan card?' (I don't really stan him, I've been a fan but never a stan, I'm only kidding when I say this about my stan card) Still not sure on that answer (and probably never will be) because we obviously don't know him personally and only see what he chooses to show us through his public persona.

But, I gotta say, as much as I like Jensen, that seemed a little too skeevy to me. And I highly doubt that if Jessica walked into that room right then after hearing what he had to say that it would be "all hugs". Especially when she's apologized for her behavior in the past and supposedly all is now good between them, according to Jensen himself. Like, dude, people make mistakes. And while you have the right to talk about your experience and how it made you feel, you had to know that doing it in this way and in this context was going to come off as kind of petty. Had she been Lea Michele or someone who hadn't realized their wrongdoing and apologized for it, I'd get it. But Jessica did. And he even explained that she had enormous pressure on her at the time at a young age (she did) and with the whole Weatherly fiasco (as if Weatherly wasn't being a manipulative douche to her and taking advantage of her age, come on). So if Jensen knows that and she apologized, my question is, why are we even still talking about it? I'm not excusing her behavior (I'm not even a fans of hers tbh) and of course his feelings are valid, but the way he recounted the whole thing just felt off to put it nicely.

And not to be a jerk, but I recently found out that Danneel was not so nice to some fans in the past on Twitter (tbf to her, she was getting a lot of hate at the time for being with Jensen but that still doesn't excuse the whole 'loser' and mocking tweets she sent out), but she has supposedly changed and grown since then? I don't know if she ever apologized (maybe she did and I just have no clue) for using that type of name calling or behavior, but if we're going to sit here and go off about Jessica, well it doesn't just work for one and not the other. Danneel needs to also be called out as well. For example, if Ruth Connell ever did that (she would never, she's a sweetheart), I would say the same. Again, people make mistakes and if they apologize, I just feel like maybe the hatchet should stay buried then. It doesn't erase the experiences of the people you hurt and of course they have the right to talk about it, but 20 years going by? And this type of interaction between the two of you "built a mutual respect"? I don't know, it just didn't sit right with me hearing all of that. It seemed a little unnecessarily judgmental on Jensen's part, especially when he mentioned that she was there for him when his grandfather passed. It does make me wonder just slightly what he might be like if someone gets into an argument with him or does or says something he doesn't like. Like does this happen when he and Danneel argue? Or he and Misha? Is he going to let 15 years pass and then talk about it on another podcast or at a con, throwing you under the bus, even though you've done what you can to apologize, change your behavior, and make it up to him? Do you know what I mean? (it's absolutely none of our business, his personal and professional relationships, I just mean it just makes you wonder at his personality slightly and how he truly conducts himself when no one's looking, but that's it)

Danneel & SPN

I was also surprised that he mentioned Danneel has only seen enough episodes of SPN that she can count on one hand. I could be wrong but didn't she mention at the 300th episode party that she knows all of Cas' lines and he is her favorite character? That even her husband knows that? And she's producing The Winchesters with him? And other SPN-related content through their production company? (I know Renee is Head of Development, but still) Um, I love SPN and I love Dean and I wouldn't consider myself a hardcore fan (never been to a con, never will) but that kind of worries me slightly? Like about the quality of storytelling (not doubting Robbie at all, I'm just saying what is fought for, what is allowed, etc), and just where they do plan to take this particular story line of the universe (and others in the future). I trusted both Ackles implicitly when it was announced and still trust Jensen in this aspect but um, yeah, kind of surprised at the Danneel thing. Again, not a stan of hers either but I was supportive (I would make jokes in past posts that she was the queen especially when it came to Destiel). Now, I'm also kind of going 'um, what?' with this particular part of the podcast as well and that Jensen would even say that. (like if he threw anyone under the bus it was Jessica and Danneel, not Jared I feel) Like, dude, that is your wife. Like, what? (again, it makes you wonder, is he the type of guy you need to walk on eggshells around on if you do or say something that pisses him off or makes him feel slighted in some way, even if you apologize or didn't mean for him to feel that way) I know he made that joke on his Instagram post about being under the influence when promoting the podcast, but he seems pretty lucid and sober to me when giving these answers? (plus, I know, it was a joke)

As much as I love Jensen and I support him and follow his career, this podcast definitely did not sit right with me for those reasons mentioned above. The rest of it I thought was fine and interesting, like usual, especially when he talked about The Boys and DC and even his time on Dawson's Creek. (though I will say Jensen and Michael, what is so wrong with women who might be more reserved or introverted? Reading a book is not a bad thing. And if Kristin needed to be engaged, maybe she doesn't feel comfortable starting the conversation and just needed someone else to start it. Not everyone is an extrovert, my dudes, and there is NOTHING wrong with that) And nowhere in that did I say him shading Jared or being mean to Jared like so many have claimed. I may not be a fan of Jared's (see his Denver Con 2021 homophobic/acephobic rant for reference) but I can stand back and look at all of this as objectively as possible. Like I said, Jensen could have worded Jared's explanation a bit differently but I don't feel he stated this maliciously. I think he was just trying to explain. And he ended that explanation with "That's on me." Never did I feel he was trying to make excuses or put it on Jared. He explained what happened that day on his end without stating how he felt when getting Jared's tweets (which, now it sounds more like Jared did try to reach out to Jensen privately first before tweeting). And he literally ended the explanation with "That's on me."

And just for context, I personally don't feel there was anything wrong with Jared's tweet to Jensen at the time of the news. Even his tweet to a fan's tweet asking if he knew. It was the tweet to Robbie (now deleted) that was purely unprofessional and could be considered a 'tantrum'. Like yeah there was a lot of drama at the time and a lot of us made jokes and laughed, but ultimately if Jared was hurt, no one can tell him how to feel about it. But Robbie didn't do anything and he has never gotten an apology (a public one, which it needs to be public since Jared lashed out at him publicly, to me that's the lashing out part of Jared's explanation that Jensen gave that was definitely that, not what Jared tweeted to Jensen at the time). We've seen Jensen and Jared being bros again and all is good, but once again, where is the apology for Robbie? What he said to Robbie was not kind at all. Not the 'et tu brute' part but the 'what a truly awful thing you've done #bravoyoucoward' part. That was mean and unnecessary. Regardless of how he may have been feeling at the time and even if it was true and Jensen had really 'backstabbed' him. Robbie didn't. Robbie booked a job, that's it. It wasn't on him to tell Jared or explain anything. That's not his responsibility. So yeah, Jared still owes Robbie a public apology. But if he hasn't by now, it looks like Robbie is not going to get one. It's not right, but people are more persistent with the drama between Jensen and Jared and being Team Whoever.

And ngl, this makes me kind of wonder why Misha felt the need to tweet to both Jared and Jensen 'love you and miss you both' after Jared and Jensen supposedly had their talk. Why tweet at all? Why not keep clear of it? Imho, this is the problem with SM at times when it comes to those in the public eye. While I get that they are human and have every right to make mistakes like the rest of us, they also have a platform and with that platform comes a greater responsibility than the average Joe. Which means their professionalism standards are even higher and should be. Remember Trump's tweets, anyone? From the office of The President, no less! I'm not saying Jensen, Jared, Misha, Danneel, Alex, Ruth, etc are in that type of position but still they have a privileged platform and what they choose to tweet out/post about/link should be better handled I think. People like Ruth I think get that and so you don't see these kinds of things coming from them (not that I've ever seen or heard about in her case at least). But damn, when it comes to J2MD, ngl, kind of giving them all the side eye rn. I still love Jensen and support him but I'm not a blind stan, either. Hopefully, he was just either having a rough day that day (whether due to drinking as he claimed or other stuff and hey, everyone is entitled to a bad day every once in a while no matter their status) or he was prickly on those subjects mentioned above due to maybe he and Danneel having an argument or something and this isn't 100% of who he is all the time (because if that's the case, that's not a good look).

But, regardless, while I think the podcast was interesting and we got to hear some great stuff about Jensen's current and future projects, it's definitely not one of my favorites for him. Let's hope the SPN podcast with Jared & R2 goes better as well as the con coming up.

[shadowfae]

I mentioned this in the tags of one of my reblogs but my personal theory is that NH sent the hate message to themselves. The convenient timing of all this apparent hate showing up in the face of legitimate grievances reminds me of the whole "dreeming-r*yalty accused me of being a scammer" situation, in which everyone who wasn't outright kissing the asshole's boots suspecting himself as the culprit.

I can't fathom anyone going out of their way to be that awful or graphic over racism of all issues. And the fact that they had it at the ready tells me that they had this before, and was ready to use it at the slightest criticism, given the disparity between the topic addressed in the message and the topic they're currently under fire for.

So my theory goes as follows:

- NH was worried they'd be called out for something. Maybe someone threatened to make a post about them being racist.

-NH makes the burner account "horoscope whores", and opens up a new message to themselves via mobile (this is something that is very possible as I use this myself as a way to archive posts for later viewing)

- racism drama doesn't end up happening so they drop it

- alterhuman drama begins.

- maybe they couldn't find a way to delete their "damning evidence of harassment" in order to send a message more on-topic with current drama, or maybe they correctly figured that their brain-dead stans wouldn't be able to tell the difference, but they use this "evidence" anyway, once the drama reached a fever pitch.

- all for the sake of drawing attention away from their wrongdoings, a la dreeming-r*yalty. and its clearly working, when it comes to NH's stans, because none of them have an ounce of critical thinking skills and don't want to see their fave for the problematic bully that they are.

Thoughts?

I don’t think they sent it to themselves, because best guess, they have some 50k followers. When you’re that popular, breathing wrong in anyone’s direction brings on the hate. I’m actually just surprised that they were willing to blame anyone at all for it, because people see you make one wrong move and those who wouldn’t otherwise have a reason to bitch suddenly have an opening.

It’s the sort of “You took the last scone from someone on accident, they reported you, and the next thing you know the guy who hates your haircut and takes it personally is telling the administration you’re the sole reason for all the shoplifting they’ve been dealing with”. We were a scapegoat, someone took advantage of both parties to start a nice little war and then sat back with the popcorn.

The fact that they didn’t see this coming, despite running their blog for years, is the part that surprises me. I have probably 750 followers and I know that, because I’m not an idiot. I answered politely and I didn’t bitch until they called me worse than a fascist. They could’ve just asked, hey what the fuck, and I would’ve taken their side. The fact that they didn’t proves they never wanted to be in good faith with someone who had only ever shown them that he was acting in good faith himself.

I also don’t want to say they did this specifically to discredit valid accusations, but I can see where that’s coming from and can absolutely see how someone would draw that conclusion. I try not to assume malice, especially since they pointed out that me saying “Glad they’re getting their comeuppance” really looks like I was glad for the hate (and yeah, my bad), when in reality I was talking about the accusations coming to light and the community noticing now that it was blatant that they’re a terrible person. It sure doesn’t look that way, and if I want to claim the grace of assuming people know my intentions when things aren’t worded right, I ought to give them the same.

So it was probably just bad timing, but I don’t blame anyone for being wary. Recognizing patterns like this can save someone’s life, and maybe it’s a false flag this time, but next time it might not be. So we learn from this. All we can do.