#dont fucking ask

[hayridetoo]

the year is 2050. theyre making the 35.0 update for toontown corporate clash… and theyve gone WOKE 😰. instead of toontown corporate clash its now called TRANSTOWN PRONOUN CLASH 💖. pacesetter, is now pansetter 🏳️‍🌈, rawr. duck shuffler has transitioned into swan shuffler 🦢. gatekeeper is now 🏳️‍🌈keeper. plutocrat is now rainbowcrat 🌈. rainmaker is now rainbowmaker 🏳️‍🌈. treekiller is now a drag queen named treecunty 👸, and yeah she does read books to toons 😡 which is worse than eating and 🔪 them. cogs inc is now woke inc 😓, instead of destroying the enviornment they now just destroy 🐱. witch hunter is now nonbinary magic-user hunter 🙄. all the cogs have pronoun pins, and if you misgender them they will attack and eat you… but before attacking you, they give you a trigger warning and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and vored 😋.

[ochi-does-art]

a noble steed

[korbi-the]

made this for a dear friend's birthday stream

yeah it got a bit memey... 😅😅😅

[eldritch-apawmination]

feferiposting

[venusforfran]

oh BTW here's my teeny tiny list of my favourite pigeon species

White breasted ground dove

Nicobar pigeon

Cinnamon headed green pigeon

Yellow footed green pigeon

Pheasant pigeon

Yellow breasted fruit dove

Many coloured fruit dove

Crowned pigeon

[iziibee]

Listening to from the pinnacle to the pit and then getting flashbanged by ayesha erotica was a weird experience while juicing my eyes for salt but all in all, it DID improve my mood.

[quinquangularist]

im rly enjoying dungeon meshi

[missusmousse]

[kenz1frenz1]

Deciding to monetize my ability to understand Scottish accents

[nicktoonsunite]

Given how Miracle City is, wouldn't Manny look at the hero/villain dynamic, age difference, and similar powers, and just assume that Vlad is Danny's dad. The longer until Manny asks about it, the funnier it'd get.

HE WOULD. It's also funnier considering that's the most devastating thing you could say to Danny I think. Like if it wasn't Manny who's saying it he would've been so offended he'd launch him into space

The topic was never brought up at all (Vlad isn't an active threat nowadays and Manny only knew him because of past recollections from Danny and the others) so I can imagine Manny just sat with that assumption until one day he gets to visit Danny's parents' house and makes some offhand remark about his dad. Danny gets confused and asks what he means

Manny says smth like "are we supposed to be careful around him or is he retired now"

Danny: who do you think my dad is

Manny: is Vlad not your dad?

Danny:

[anotherpapercut]

I just want to say I have absolutely 0 sympathy whatsoever for anyone complaining about anything homeless people do. oh you saw human shit on the ground?? hmm maybe it's because THEY DONT HAVE A TOILET. oh you saw someone cleaning themselves in a public restroom? maybe because THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER. oh no a homeless person is living in a tent and you think it's ugly?? CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. oh my goodness homeless people sleeping on the ground and they're in your way!!!! yeah THEY DONT HAVE A BED

if seeing homeless people bothers you that much then good news! you have some choices! 1) let them all live with you in your house! 2) start pressuring your local government to stop criminalizing the homeless and start giving them financial and medical assistance! 3) shut the fuck up and die!

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[mongoose-king]

If you don't have war crimes at home, store-bought is fine

[miilkybnn]

y’all know that one audition tape Neil did? Yeah, so anyways make it Soap

[lno-x]

why they dress like that

[protosymphonette]

playing fo4. i like danse becuse he looks funny