#dont shoot officer

[ballercollective]

Regretevator AU dialogue below!! Includes context and vague angst!! Plsplspls do not shoot officer i warned them

K: "-and I know you'll think it's a stupid 'backstory', but it's true, and I sadly have no clue what happened after. I left, came back, and saw... this."

D: "H3y!! U.. d0 u l13k 2 84k3?"

P: "Wait wait- Excuse me?"

D: "D0 u l13k 2 b4k3??? 1 d0. 1 l13k 2 84k3 c4k3!!!"

P: "...God."

K: "I'm, uh, sorry. I didn't know this would happen. I know you two were close."

P: "Well, not really, but it's just depressing to see them like this."

D: "3h- M3h?? Zrry 1f 1'm d3pr3zz1ng u..."

Context also..

This is dialogue from my AU, DISTORTED!! It's just if Poob got infected instead of Kasper. They're a very silly weirdo who feels closest to Pest, but they don't know why. They're also besties with Kasper, Lampert, Spud, and Split.

This is what that idiot looks like

They're sick 💔💔💔 and also very, very happy and slightly aggressive... literally almost nobody but their besties [minus spud] know their actual name.

Oh yeah, and the face on their shirt changes... if u even care... :3

[jay-wasstuff]

Vanessa did a great job as a police officer by:

Neglecting her duties (to hang with Mike and Abby),

Not patrolling/being stationed where she was needed,

Wrongfully threatening to shoot a civilian (not due to legally reasonable reasons),

Protecting and preventing suspects/criminals from facing justice due to favourtism,

Obstructing justice by not turning in her father (child serial killer) and withholding/tampering evidence,

Supplying an untrained/unqualified civilian with police weapons,

Did I mention wrongfully threatening to shoot an unarmed/harmless citizen?

Tasking a civilian to perform police duty in taking down a highly dangerous criminal/suspect,

Refusing to aid a civilian in danger or preventing the danger,

Hesitating to take down her child serial killing father (who also held a knife pointed at her but was happy to threaten Mike because he was endangering his sister??? So you want to shoot Mike for that but your father...nevermind, at least she eventually shot him),

Committing medicine theft or destruction of property and disposing of it improperly. (Prescription medication is a difficult adjustment for your body whether you begin it or stop it as well as being a burden on your finances and she just....threw it).

[poisonousquinzel]

"a dude in Texas legally changed his name to "Literally Anyone Else" and he's attempting to run for President against Biden & Trump" [source]

okay, but putting aside the comedic aspect of this, it is concerning the amount of people who are prompted to vote for candidates just because it's funny. I'm not the biggest fan of how his policy about the boarder sounds [Site], but I do implore anyone who is able to vote in the 2024 US election to please research other candidates.

The media is only going to continue pushing the idea it's inevitably going to be Trump vs Biden 2.0 and we have no other options, that we have to vote for Biden again because of Project 2025. Is that whole thing terrifying?

Yeah, fucking absolutely.

But voting for Biden will not solidify our safety from that. Biden is exactly like the rest of them. He always has been. You can't make the lesser of two evils argument when they're both just plain evil.

You cannot say that Biden is even mildly a better choice than Trump when he is currently directly involved in a genocide. That is not some little fucking thing. That in and of itself disqualifies him as a lesser evil. Biden is just as bad as him and he will not save us because he doesn't fucking care.

Cornel West [Site] is an Independent candidate running for President in the 2024 Election. [Policies]

Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia [Site] are running for President and Vice-President as the candidates of the Party for Socialism and Liberation in the 2024 Election. [Policies]

There are options.

There are people trying to change the corrupt foundation our system is built on, but we have to help amplify them because the mainstream media will not.

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

If this has been done then I'm sorry for beating a dead horse. Or a dead. Assless twink.

[kuuchuuburanko]

but if I say 'kaiser would rather continue the cycle of abuse than get therapy' I'd be jumped so I won't say that someone else said that not me tho

[triglycercule]

i want to headcanon the mtt having absolutely terrible hygiene and struggling to keep themselves clean (this MAY... just QUITE POSSIBLY.... only in the SLIGHTEST bit be projection) but i think it would be too gross and man EVEN I dont wanna think about that

also killer canonically smells good and i actually really LIKE that idea so oh shit there goes that idea out the window. horror and dust youre my only hope please let me make you smell bad for reasons you won't understand

[aenor-llelo]

"Chinese people are basically white"

the decades of educational racism, waifu chasing, gun threats, and getting called a COVID rat chink instantly evaporate from my taiwanese body. my estranged scot dad comes back to put a kilt on me for I am finally white enough to wear it

[marsixm]

neuroses ruining yr life is a real missing the forest for the trees type beat but man im trying to see

[guinevereslancelot]

getting spam ads for online jobs....its that bad out here

[july-19th-club]

i say this every three months or so but i have GOT to get back into archery . my god i have GOT to find a fucking recurve bow

[myownprivatcidaho]

alcohol tasted AWFUL to me the first 21.5 years of my life and then this past christmas break sth clikced and now suddenly.... i like it. and I'm enjoying that i like it and NOW am enjoying drunkenness almost every evening (im much less of a lightweofht than i look but much more of one than i like to think) and im wondering if maybe i shld be ..... concerned.

[professionaljester]

fighting for my fucking life in the google search bar by typing “Job Listings [MY CITY]”

[paralien]

How much pokemon can I play at work instead of working local fool thinks

[istherewifiinhell]

truly (as an expert in this field) yeah if you had to pick a trek character to be like. your having (some ambigious problem agonies). weres tuvok can tuvok help me?

[todayisafridaynight]

for immersion(TM) purposes i've only played the yakuza games with english dubs as an option in japanese, but ichi's english va is so cute and was almost enough for me to make the change on my first playthrough. couldn't do it in the end though smth about it just doesn't click with me. they're so super talented though and i always frown when i see like ... actual hate ?? it's so strange to me.

i get not wanting to consume foreign media with english dubbing, especially in yakuza when they still keep honorifics (i know some people think it's odd hearing someone in english say terms like 'arakawa-san', though i can't say 'mr. arakawa' sounds much better imo)

but im glad you don't think it's bad ! that's the least i can ask for tbh :)

[miutonium]

1, 9, and 15 for Jack from the 'telling f/o asks' !

1) what does your f/o’s youtube recommendations look like?

It can be so random. It's a mix of documentaries and instruction videos like how to cook and how to operate a washing machine because he's not very good at tech hhh. If he looks for instruction videos he will end his inquiry with "please" and "thank you".  

For entertainment like something to watch before bed, I think he would look out for funny animal video compilation hhhh

9) your f/o’s favorite animal (& possibly why)? 

He encountered many animals before since his father likes to bring him to hunting trips when he was younger but he's a simple man so I can see that he really likes dogs due to their friendly and loyal nature. He used to have a pet dog that he brings to hunt together and his dog has help him a lot during those trips :')

I can see him wanting a pet dog as an adult but the apartment he's currently living in doesnt allow pets and Siobhán's allergic to dogs :(

15) if your f/o was an artist, what would their muse be/what would they create most often? 

I kind of see Jack to be really into crafting and diys and I like to think that he enjoys felting little animals especially cats and dogs because one time he sees someone felted a calico on his yt feed and he is hooked and ended up watching felting videos for 5 hours 🤧💕