Regretevator AU dialogue below!! Includes context and vague angst!! Plsplspls do not shoot officer i warned them
K: "-and I know you'll think it's a stupid 'backstory', but it's true, and I sadly have no clue what happened after. I left, came back, and saw... this."
D: "H3y!! U.. d0 u l13k 2 84k3?"
P: "Wait wait- Excuse me?"
D: "D0 u l13k 2 b4k3??? 1 d0. 1 l13k 2 84k3 c4k3!!!"
P: "...God."
K: "I'm, uh, sorry. I didn't know this would happen. I know you two were close."
P: "Well, not really, but it's just depressing to see them like this."
D: "3h- M3h?? Zrry 1f 1'm d3pr3zz1ng u..."
Context also..
This is dialogue from my AU, DISTORTED!! It's just if Poob got infected instead of Kasper. They're a very silly weirdo who feels closest to Pest, but they don't know why. They're also besties with Kasper, Lampert, Spud, and Split.
This is what that idiot looks like
They're sick 💔💔💔 and also very, very happy and slightly aggressive... literally almost nobody but their besties [minus spud] know their actual name.
Oh yeah, and the face on their shirt changes... if u even care... :3
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Gn!! Eep well!! :D
This was really fun actually :>
I'll probably use this ✨ whenever it's me though, for simplicity cause yeah :D
But good night!!!!
✨anon it has been fun!!!!! Also good morning I drempt of starcicle
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE /s/lh
WELL GUESS WHAT
IT'S RAINING
AND GUESS ALSO WHAT
I HAD TO HOLD MYSELF FROM CRYING IN PUBLIC BECAUSE IT'S RAINING
WHY DO Y'ALL KEEP MAKING ME CRY ABOUT THE RAIN
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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!
And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.
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Who is Working and Can't Even Speak on Calls Because of a Possibly Failed Root Canal?
CAN I GET A HEYOOOOO- OWWW.
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