#dont spook the insects

[sininply-a-moth]

@romanomen @witchexia @plaguepresence CHAT ARE WE REAL???

[capncheebah]

HEY!!!

Black ant mimic jumping spider uwu

All in all a v friendly little guy who seems either well versed in or simply keen for hand taxi, as sitting near them was enough to get their attention for hop-on behavior, I tried tapping and breathing gently to warn the little creature that I am indeed a bigger creature, but unfazed (and sadly I un-pictured) the little beast clambered aboard for a brief garden tour until a suitable stop was made

[entomolog-t]

I CRAVE a vaguely RomCom G/t story where the giant is a human model doing some shoot in a garden. A fairy sees them and is just immediately smitten. Like, little mermaid "i-dont-care-what-the-rules-say" I will absolutely wed that mf.

When they have a chance, they hide away in the models belongings, waiting until they're alone to make themselves known to the human- which takes a long time as they live quite far from the shoot location. Once alone the fairy confidently expresses their desire to court them.

The human?

Terrified.

What the hell was that thing??? Where did it come from? OH GOD- It SPOKE??

Maybe the human locks themselves in the bathroom, maybe the just fall back spooked out of their mind, but whatever they do it takes A LOT of coaxing from the fairy for them to calm down.

The human always imagined fairies to be stunning and ethereal beings not... insectoid.

The fairy is has 2 sets of arms, a partial exoskeleton, elytra, antennae, their feet look like a beetles, maybe they even have a spider-like mouth. In fairy culture, they are stunning, but to the model the are deeply unsettling.

Hell, they can't deal with regular insects. Now they're faced with something straight out of a horror movie.

Given the massive distance between their condo and the garden, they can't just send the fairy on their way or even easily take the fairy home, and are forced to awkwardly room together until the model has time to drop the fairy off.

The awkwardness of fear and unrequited love while living in close quarters???

Such comedic AND angst potential.

Two for one special

[antletic]

Bug question: do cicadas ever just…lay around unmoving for no reason? I saw a cicada on its back one time and I poked it with a leaf so I could see its front and it buzzed at me.

Normally insects HATE being on their backs and have instictual checks and behaviours in place to right themselves ASAP, so its weird that buddy was just lying down. i cant say i know exactly why for cicadas? we dont have them up here so i focus less on them in terms of research lol.

If i had to guess, id assume it was cold and the insect was just generally sluggish. since insects are exotherms, they rely on the temperature around them to keep their systems operational, and if its cold enough theyll just stop moving in whatever position theyre in until it either warms up and they regain full consciousness or it stays cold and they... dont. there is a sweet spot where the insect is very sluggish and cant be bothered to get off its back, but if it detects a threat or something itl start kicking its legs to right itself and get away. if you saw the cicada in the morning, theres a chance it was in the process of warming up from a cool night and when you poked it it tried to jumpscare you away (many cicadas have a distress call on top of their usual mating call; a sound used to spook anything that grabs them or freaks them out)

[hopefulqueer]

26-26, 35-36!!! bug!!!

:D

26. your favorite bug that lives in your area / region: Is it cheating to say Phidippus audax / bold jumping spider? Just because I have one as a pet? Well, if that's cheating, then I'll go with...western boxelder bugs. There are so many of them and I like the way they act and I think they're pretty.

35. favorite noise a bug can make: cliche, but cricket song. specifically the song of the crickets that live by my grandma's house. ahh...sounds like childhood summers.

36. your policies and procedures when encountering an outside bug inside your home?: unless it is something that could bite or sting the ferrets (who are small and stupid enough to get bit or stung), or somewhere likely to get hurt (like the giant house spiders and mouse spiders who spawn in the bathtub and I dont want to drown em), i pretty much let them be. we've got plenty of cellar spiders in corners who just vibe, and honestly they seem to keep the flying insect population way down. I know lots of ppl hate silverfish but I don't kick them out either, they're just guys. If it is something I'm removing from the house (usually large spiders), I have a specific small container I use to scoop them up in. I frequently keep them for a day or so to admire and show off, especially if they're really big, and then I let them go off the front patio.

A couple of nights ago there WAS the largest giant house spider I have ever seen in my life (I'm talking "had to check that he wasn't one of my tarantulas escaped when I first saw him" levels of big) sitting on the floor of the dining room and he DID spook the hell out of me when my roommate missed with the container the first time and he sprinted directly at my feet. But we caught him eventually and hopefully he's having a nice giant spider time outside in the yard now. So yeah! Ignore or scoop.

[catboygirljoker]

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[fixing-bad-comic-art]

happy spider talk and pictures below the cut,

Beth has sadly not made another appearance in a while But! i got a text from my neighbor, who has heard me talk at length about beth, about a small wolf spider that had snuck into her apartment. fortunately she stopped her husband from hurting the poor thing bc this baby has clearly already been through the ringer

shes missing a leg and was very lethargic, which made her very easy to catch, shes currently sat in the tank id set up for beth with half a meal worm if shes feeling peckish. ive pulled out the leaves so i can observe her a little easier. I kinda doubt shes going to be around much longer but im hopeful that with a little tlc she'll bounce back.

[bluinary]

"Amy Adams holding a live fish in her mouth is animal abuse" like I think your concerns are misplaced buddy

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Hiyo! This is gonna be a bit specific so i hope you dont mind haha;;

Would it be alright to request for HC's for Mammon, Beel and Belphie(if you only take one char per request then Mammon's fine!) with a GN! reader, where in the reader is extremely obssessed with bug critters? Like tarantulas, moths, all that jazz and they often have a lotta them in their room

Im a big bug lover myself but it often freaks people out when i show them a beetle i caught but honestly its just pretty funny to me more than anything haha

Sorry for this long ask!! And take care~☆

Oh~ this is an interesting prompt :o

I myself am squeamish with bugs, but very much respect enthusiasts and entomologists!

Without further ado, here’s your request!!

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😈💛 Mammon 💰💸

“Yo... think we can sell these to witches for some cash? Y’kow, for their rituals and generally to keep as pets? Think ’bout- OW, HEY!!”

This one I see recoiling back once you show him a bug. Doesn’t matter if it’s trapped in a jar, or held by your hands, he will get surprised if the critter is shoved in his face

Back in the Devildom, if you ever wandered out and somehow caught one of the unique dangerous bugs within, he would freak out and worry about your safety

“WTF [Name], put that down!! Its bite/sting is dangerous and hurts a lot! PUT IT DOWN!” “Relax, Mammon, your panic will distress it and provoke it to attack! I’ve got this.”

However, in the first weeks of your stay with them, he won’t care at all. Remember how he acted all irritated and mad when you were lumped onto him, right? Yeah, that’s it

Things change when Lucifer gave a stern warning, in his own Lucifer way, to keep you safe at all times

“Drop that, you don’t want to anger it”  “How many times do I need to tell you to stop with that?! Pesky human..”  “Oi, ya dumb mortal! Hands off, no pets allowed!”

Little “I’m not interested” warning will be given, which then morph to “Not worried about you but in reality I very much am” as time goes on and he warms up to you (damn tsundere, this one)

Once he grows fond of you and a friendship is established (and maybe other feelings surface), he will issue the more panic filled warnings

But otherwise, he will admire the little things. The ones with shiny exoskeletons and vibrant colors immediately catch his eye

He will eventually look forward to see what new friends you bring, even more so once you go over to the human world

Just...keep an eye out for his typical Mammon shenanigans of taking stuff to sell. He knows witches who would absolutely love to have some of your critters so, watch out.

You may find him baby talking to a particular bug he’s fond of from time to time (Mammon and the cat audio drama~)

Takes some time for him to stop being squeamish and handle the bugs

Totally the one to look at whichever critter, point at it and go “haha...Lucifer/[any other of his brothers]” (he may have led you to name a scorpion ‘Asmo’)

If he sees accessories or keychains that are bug related, he’ll buy them for you  “D-Don’t take it out of context! It just reminded me of [bug] and thought of getting it… totallydidn’tremindmeofyou,no”

Any colorful and/or shiny insects interest him, but I can see him loving centi- and millipedes (and pill bugs too, but those are crustaceans aha)

👿❤️ Beelzebub 🍔🤤

“Ah, I can do that too!”   “Beel, don’t! My papers-!!”   *cue him buzzing his wings and all documents are blown away*

At the beginning of your friendship? He’d just be like “...cool…” and keep doing whatever he was doing

Not one to flinch away from the bugs (he welcomes them)

Tell him ants or X bug/s are exceptionally strong, and he’ll begin to take interest in your bug keeping shenanigans

He feels for them, the strength of the tiny things. He’s one half of the youngest brothers, and very physically capable, one could say he relates to them (so tiny, but oh so strong = youngest brother, but oh so buff)

His signature animal is a fly, claims he has a special connection to bugs, but this “sense” was previously not explored… until you came to his life~

Out of the three, I think Beel will be the one to get on with the idea faster, even helping you take care of the bugs. Will also go out of his way to catch a particularly eye catching one for you.

“[Name], look! This one was hanging out near me/was on my path when going somewhere, thought of you and caught it” (insert Reader’s heart full of soft feelings for this teddy bear)

He’s the enabler of you keeping dangerous Devildom bugs. He can do the catching if you’re afraid of getting hurt

Just say the word and he’ll help you clean enclosures, feed critters, free them back to nature, anything

Honestly, you may very well wake up a hidden talent and surprise hobby of his

Please, introduce this boy to any and every bug you come across in the human world! Show him pictures and tidbits of information about all of them, but more so the ones you previously told him are so strong

If you introduce him to an ant farm, he will sit down and eat his snacks while observing the colony closely

Not afraid to handle your bugs at all, likes the sensation of their little legs crawling up his arms

Says he doesn’t have favorites, but absolutely does (he sneaks his favs snacks from time to time, it’s so cute)  Beetles and ants are in his top 5

Mixed feelings about entomophagy (insect eating)

Congratulations! You now have a bug enthusiast buddy to fan with!

👿💜 Belphegor 🛏️💤

“That one’s fuzzy… Can I pet it, hold it maybe?”

Belphie is pretty chill in general, so I don’t see him making a fuzz whenever a bug is brought up to his face

He may act indifferent to your obsession at first, perhaps Beel’s curiosity rubs off on him eventually

Very curious about your moths and tarantulas, and bees (when you get the chance to introduce him to them)

He’s drawn to the fuzzy fluffy bugs because they look comfortable to pet and hold (and sleep with lol)

Beware: DO NOT wake him up to introduce him to a bug, he WILL be cranky. On the same note, don’t even DARE let a critter crawl on his body while sleeping, won’t hesitate to exterminate the thing

This one… edgy boy… The one to warm up and love your arachnids (technically not insects, but let’s let it slide~   remember you’re talking to a biology nerd here, me)

Introduce him to the deadly insects of your word and he will repay the favor by teaching you about any highly dangerous Devildom bugs he knows about

Butterfly magnet. Let your moths and butterflies free in the room and most likely, they’ll land on him. His calm demeanour seems to attract them

Along with Beel, he will invite yourself to you room to look at the fluttering wings of butterflies   “They lull me to sleep”

Perhaps the one that gained a soft spot in his heart is the tarantula. Relates to it in a sense: people are afraid to approach it when it’s actually quite chill (when not provoked)

If you have Madagascar roaches… This was one of the first times you saw him flinch and let out a (very monotone) yelp, the hissing spooked him good

He may buy a blanket with bug patterns on it because it reminds him of you, sleeps with it when missing you

He’s more of taking pictures and sending them to you if cool bugs, spiders, and even snails cross his path. He will text a “Reminds me of you”  “Cool bug”  “Is this a bug?” along with the pics

Up in the human world: PLEASE catch a jar of fireflies for this boy! His eyes will light up at the amazing little natural light bulbs trapped within

Will want to take some fireflies back to the Devildom bc they remind him of the night sky and its stars

A very chill boy towards your obsession, but will eventually encourage you to keep doing what you love

Thank you for your request~! This was great to think about, if I do say so myself Hope it is to your liking!

You take care as well, anon~ ❤️

[sininply-a-moth]

someone honked for no reason while I was at the bus stop and now I want to cry

anyway

3 snails at the bus stop (usually there are no snails)

[relaxxattack]

ok so i go out onto my porch maybe everyday so ive gotten a good look at how this web has grown and evolved over the past week or so. I hadnt seen the spider yet but i knew it would have had to been big based on the prey getting trapped in the web as well as other cobwebs/regular webs forming around the porch. (when i say big i mean, a bit bigger than a grape? my area dont usually have spiders in homes so this is super cool to me)

So a few days ago I noticed a bee had died along the rim of the house(the rim is brick so theres a good, 5 inches id say? from the wall to the edge.) I assumed the bee had just died from the heat since it peaked at i think 98f over the weekend. This was false, as it had actually been caught in the very beginning of the forming web. The kill was fresh since the bee still had all its color.

Yesterday, I came outside and noticed the bee corpse had just gone completely black(fur gone)(i poked it with a stick:]). I have no clue how bees decompose so its a bet between the spider ate the meat off it early or bees are Just Like That. Anyway, the web was much more visible now so i could tell this was a murder not an accident. Also noticed two dead fruit flies caught in web.

I could tell that the spider was big if it had to catch such large insects, but i didnt really think about just how big. Now we go to today and the web is fucking huge!! goes about half a meter along the rim of the house!! also the first day i see the spider and got royally spooked because it starting moving since its started getting dark out. all the bugs are wrapped up in webbing and its super fucking cool!! :D ive never gotten to see a spider home like that before especially so close up.

this got very long but dude!! cool ass fuckin spider :DD

woah :O we have TONS of spiders where i live ive never thought about what it might be like to not see them frequently

when my family lived in our big house we would get tons of big spider webs in the bushes and me and my siblings would snatch ants from a nearby anthill and throw them into the webs to watch the spider wrap them up and eat them. so fuckin cool

[bugthegremlin]

Tiny thought to add on :] I love bugs and insects and all that, but some people can be spooked by them so I mark them as cw insects. Not necessarily a bad thing, just a little heads up in case people don't want to look at 'em! I see food as kinda the same way. Not bad per say, just some people need a heads up :> -🌻

Yeah this is how I feel!!

I think it's mostly I dont like the tw as it puts food in a bad light and can make people view it as a bad thing? which can be very harmful

but a CW provides the heads up for people who need one and doesnt harm those who a TW might, if that makes sense?

[telomeraseee]

hi hi~ could i request a one shot of tsukki totally falling head over heels for you (as karasuno’s manager) ? sfw and nsfw versions if you’re cool with that! left it pretty open ended so you could let your creativity fly!!

a/n: i made this into hcs hehe if you dont mind, also this is my first time writing nsfw so feeeeeedbackkkkkk pleaseeeeee hahaha,, okay okay hope this is good enough and nsfw is under the cut! and thank you for requesting it makes me really happyyyyyy hehehe

SFW:

the moment you walk through those gym doors, manz knows his done for. i mean, never in his life had he seen anyone as beautiful as you, as small as you, but he would never tell you that, ever. tsukki got way too much pride.

would always be sneaking glances at you when you were working and would play 20% if you were watching. 

of course, you did your own fairshare of staring, how could you not look at those toned arms and lanky body when it was right in front of you. you would never have the nerve to tell him how good he looked in a plain white tee and black shorts. his ego was big enough although he would become mushy if you ever told him

would send snarky remarks that never fail to leave you blushing, when he catches you staring. something along the lines of ‘what’re you looking at? don’t you know it rude to stare’. oh and he would have that stupid smirk on his face that just makes you want to yeet him across the gym. 

overtime, he for sure realises how amazing you are and everyday his admiration and liking towards you just grow. there are times he finds himself thinking about how pretty your hair looked today and how he would do anything to run his hands through them

or how nice you were to everyone, including him when he’s the one who teases you the most.

homeboy def has his eye on you 24/7 and is ready to pounce if any wanted insect- i mean guy even enters a 2 meter radius of you.

the amount of times he’s pictured you in his arms, all wrapped up and cozy, makes him feel all warm inside. manz just wants you to be his but won’t confess first cus he prideful what a pain in the ass tbh stupid pride

eventually, you’re the one who confesses, and he’s so shocked that he lets his guard down and just stares at you. like for a whole 2 minutes, boy just stares at you until he mummers an ‘i like you back’ 

even if he wasn’t that enthusiastic with it, you knew he was bad when it came to feelings but you didn’t care and neither did he. you were his now and that all that mattered.

NSFW:

would purposely find reasons to get you alone and all riled up. homeboy would stand so close to you that you could feel the heat from his body and it made you all flustered. bitchboy knows he does this to know and takes advantage of it all the time.

once yall together, get ready for many, many quickies in the storage room or locker room. he knows how wet it makes you when there’s the risk of getting caught.

makes full use of this situation and fucks you extra hard just to toy with you. literally has to hold his hand over your mouth when yall going at it becuase you can’t stop the moans

def has a daddy kink. ‘who’s daddy’s little girl’ he would whisper in your ear as he bonks your brains out. and man, did you absolutely loved it

loves putting his hand on your thigh in public and experimenting how far he can go till youre a blushing mess

his hands would always be exploring your body no matter what his mouth is doing. he’s eating you out? his hands are toying around with your boobs. his fingers inside you, making you arch your back and curl your toes as you scream his name? his other hand is tracing your spine.

loves seeing you squirm underneath him and completely loses it when you beg for his dick.

but goddamn, he feels feels so good inside you. the way he just fills you up completely to the bring and how he doesn’t fail to bring you to your orgasm everytime. he loves it when you call out his name when he’s fucking you good and hard.

it makes him feel like the king of the world when he knows that he’s the one who can make you feel like this. that he’s the one who can fuck you this hard. it his name you’re calling. your pussy his dick is in and its your walls that tighten against him so much that bring him to his high, painting you walls white.

a/n: hahaha gotem anyways when i was halfway thru this a CAT broke into my house LOL and we have a dog and he went CRAY CRAY it was honestly the funniest thing ever lmao. thanfully i knew whose cat it was so i returned it but pretty sure my doggo was spooked af lol but dont worry he’s fine now yey!

[faithfullymckay]

Broadripple: The Retreat, Task One: Character introduction

BASICS

Name: Faith Rose McKay

Age: 18

Grade: Senior

House: Melleray

Cabin Room: Senior Room 2

How long have they been at Broadripple: Four years if you don’t count her six month break

Where are they from originally: Boston, MA

Extra curricular: She’s centre forward on the field hockey team, president of SWAT, is a buddy, Vice Chancellor for Women of Broadripple and a proud member of Sacristan club. She takes all of these roles very seriously.

TRAITS

Positive Personality Traits: Responsible, Organised, Driven, Helpful

Neutral Personality Traits: Athletic, Neat, Honest, Conservative

Negative Personality Traits: Competitive, Judgemental, Naive, Narrow minded

FACTS

Faith is from Boston and is a middle child. Her older sister Hope is a living legend at Broadripple, she graduated a couple of years ago, was a huge sports star and is currently studying pre-law at Villanova. Her younger sister is Trinity, a sophomore and awkwardly trying to fill her bigger sisters’ shoes. Faith loves her sisters, and family in general, a lot. Hope’s her biggest role model, good thing she’s more than happy to fill those big shoes, and she’s constantly trying to make sure her younger sister doesn’t forget the values they were raised on.

If you couldn’t already tell from their daughters’ names, Mr and Mrs McKay are pretty much zealots, and they raised a very good Catholic girl. Faith is pretty much Broadripple’s poster girl so beware if you don’t feel like hearing all about God’s wonderful plan and every traditional value that she’s never thought to question.

Her uncle is a Bishop of Boston, it’s sort of the reason she went to Broadripple in the first place. She’s very proud but also has always felt like she needs to make him understand that recommending her wasn’t a mistake.

No fear there because she’s a model student: good grades, always willing to be involved in school life and tons of BA pride. She observes the rules to a t, no exceptions can be made in her book. Don’t worry, she’s more than willing to hold an intervention or two for those who are struggling more than she is…even if she hasn’t technically been asked to intervene

Your character might be a little shocked to see Faith roaming around campus again because she’s just spent six months in Malawi. As she was a dear friend of Maggie and Izzy, maybe a little more where the latter was concerned, Mr McKay became very anxious when the two seemingly disappeared. The day after her friends’ disappearances, Faith’s place at Broadripple was suspended and she was sent off to Malawi on mission with Hope.

She enjoyed it, she loves helping spread the good word, but she was eager to get back to school - even managed to keep up with her credits so she could slot right back where she was. She’s not thrilled about the whole insect thing, and even she admits the cabins are creepy, but she’s happy to be back.

Watch out for a little blonde girl running around looking like Shrek at house events because Faith isn’t just BA proud, she’s Melleray mad.

The best way to describe Faith is probably control freak. She’s a typical type A personality - she’s got everything arranged in colour coded notebooks with matching binders. She’s a major perfectionist so if she wants something done she does it herself otherwise she’ll just have to correct whoever done it wrong in the first place

She’s passively judgemental, she doesn’t mean to be mean or offend but she has such a small understanding of real world issues that sometimes it happens. If she gets defensive it’s only because she doesn’t understand something and can’t think of a bible verse that vaguely relates.

She’s a textbook people-pleaser so if you ask for help she’s going to find it very hard to say no.

She’s so sweet you’ll get cavities, always good-intentioned even if it doesn’t translate will. Every accidental judgement is said softly with a smile, her hugs are tight and sometimes unexpected because she believes anything can be solved with a good hug no matter who you are.

On the hockey field…well she’s a bit of a monster. You’d never belief it but that girl’s got some aggression. You’re likely to find her at confession after a match because competitiveness isn’t very holy and she definitely needs forgiveness for that wrath.

HEADCANONS

Is a master DIYer. Any life hack you see online? She’s done it.

Big football fan. Specifically the Patriots, used to have a Tom Brady poster that she made her uncle bless before games. She’s not ready to talk about the loss yet.

Scrapbooks everything.

Wears a thin golden chain with a small cross.

Never knocks because she has zero concept of privacy. She’s had very little to hide.

Carries her planner everywhere.

Hates secrets so you have to make it really clear when you don’t want her to blab about something.

Has Love Myself by Hailee Steinfield on her spotify because she hasn’t worked out it’s not about self confidence.

Owns a swear jar.

QUESTIONS ABOUT THE RETREAT

What do they think about The Retreat?

She came back at the wrong time, but Faith is an optimist so if anybody is going to make the best out of a bad situation it’s her. She will admit the cabins are a little creepy but she’s going to do her best to make everybody feel at home. She is pretty sure she saw hell hounds out in these woods once but she’s trying super hard not to think about that.

Do they have any previous experience with camping or other outdoors?

She’s just spent six months in Malawi, most of that being in a tent, but other than that she’s definitely taken a few family trips out to the woods. She’s not the most comfortable, but she’s not totally helpless either.

What does their cabin bunk look like? How will they decorate their space?

A lot of photos stuck to the wall beside her bed: her and Damian, her and the Malawian children she was helping, her and her sisters, an old photo of the god squad. Her bed sheets are pastel pinks, greens, and blues and the bed is always perfectly made. You’ll find a bible tucked between her pillow and the wall and a black hair ribbon tied around the bed post.

Do they believe in the supernatural? To what degree?

Faith is a big believer in the supernatural. Maybe not the ghosts because she believes the afterlife is heaven, hell or purgatory, but she is firm that demons are real and she saw those hell hounds.

Are they easily spooked?

Yes. It comes with the naivety. One ghost story - which she’s going to loudly proclaim they shouldn’t be allow to tell because it’s scaring people! - and she’ll be up for the rest of the night trying to rationalise that it is in fact a tree tapping against the window pane and not Edith Lynch’s victims here to act out their long awaited revenge.

AND FINALLY,

Very accurately, Faith got the lord will protect me from any evil: ghosts? raging animals? monsters? serial killers? they dont have SHIT on our lord jesus christ. Something she’s actually said...the first part, no way is she cussing.

[star-skull]

jk jk but 🎭dare u to do them all >:]

👌Name(s)?

Rodric or John idfc which one u use

👏Pronouns?

he/him only

🔐Relationship Status?

single n hating it babey

🌈Orientation(s)?

im a birom aceflux KING

🐉Zodiac Sign?

im a scorpio! i also have my birthchart if u want it lol

🌌Chinese Zodiac?

snake babey

💅 Do you wear makeup?

sometimes! more so to just mess around than actually for going out

😳Any way to make you blush

wouldnt u like to know

✨Favourite aesthetic?

oh boy i have a ton. lets see.. lovecore, dark cottagecore, webcore, scenecore, early 2000s, dreamcore, ocean/water, swamp, weirdcore AND abandond places all overgrown ...i think thats it

👀 Celebrity crush?

depends on ur definition of celebrity

💝Favourite colours?

Black, blue, green, purple and red!!

🔮 Any advice you would have given 10 y/o you?

i dont even remember what i did when i was 10 so i have no advice hgngn

🌅Are you a morning or night person?

hmm neither? i dint like wasting time sleeping either way

☘️Whats your favourite season?

WINTER AGH i want it to be cold n chilly all the time i want to be able to wear winter warm stuff 24/7

🍺Favourite drink?

depends....... white monsters... or rum & orange juice……

🎃Favorite holiday?

halloween i do be loving the spook n scares

🎁Birthday?

november 16th!

🎗Religious?

i considered joining the chur of satan at one point but other than that nah

🔗Are you a safe person to talk to about *XYZ*?

ofc i am! my inboxes and pms are always open if you need someone to talk too. im here for you even if you dont know me 💞

🚩What country are you from?

'murica sadly

⚡Ever had a Greek Mythology phase?

yes. we dont talk abt it

🎒What year of school are you in?

im graduated and dont plan on going to college

🌁Are you from the city or country?

the country.....yeehaw lads....

👾Do you believe in aliens?

YES?? yall think we live in a giantic unfathomable universe ALONE?????

🐒Do you believe in evolution?

that stuff doesnt really mean anything to me normally so ill just say sure hdjf

🐞Are you afarid of insects? And if so, which ones?

hngg spiders are nice far away from me or enclosed everything else is fine

⏰what time is it currently for you?

hmm its 9:52 at the time if writing this all out (not posting time)

📞Do you prefer to text or call?

i like both for different reasons cause i have brainworms

✈Have you ever been out of the country?

nope! id love to go see the sights tho

🎭Freebie (ask any question you want!)

THERE IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ask hame hoarder ... dragon..

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first dph trip

trip report.

I've been looking into dph for a while now and finally decided to give it a shot last night. Keep in mind that I am just under 100lbs (approx 96lbs) and do not have any prior experience with any other hallucinogen/deliriant. Spoiler alert: I fucking loved the trip and will definitely try it again soon at a higher dose. This trip is a memory that I will cherish and hold onto for the rest of my life and I am so glad I did it. I want to go back to that world.

Ok, now for the actual trip:

26/9/19

3:30pm - Initial dose: 150mg

I decided to start off with a low dose because of my weight and then increase as the day went on. I didn't feel different until after about an hour and a half, which is when I started to feel kind of drunk and dizzy (pretty sure it took that long because I had just eaten a lot of food). It took some effort to walk completely straight and I was getting really drowsy. I started seeing little movements in the corners of my eyes and faint shadows that weren't there.

When I would stare at the wall it started shifting and moving around; it looked almost like it was breathing. After a few seconds of staring, I started seeing little creatures in the wall (they kind of blended into the wall but were definitely discernable). At first, I saw a tiny dancing skeleton (it was dancing very aggressivly, like flailing its arms quickly), and then I saw a bull trying to ram itself into the wall repeatedly; it looked angry and like it wanted to attack me. I came to the conclusion that I was looking into an alternate dimension (the wall dimension) and that the creatures I was seeing were trying to escape it and get through the wall.

After this I decided to take a walk to try and get less tired. It was pretty uneventful. All I saw were little shadows on the ground and I kept seeing a fluorescent blue dot (like an orb) flying around in front of me. At some point during the walk I started seeing floaters VERY visibly everywhere I looked, and I could control where they moved with my eyes. I moved a floater next to me and pretended that it was my ghost friend and that we were taking a walk together.

(Floaters):

After this I went back home and just chilled out. I saw a few rainbows which was pretty cool but I was just really drowsy and I was starting to get a little bored/disappointed at my trip.

Forgot to mention that throughout this whole thing I felt butterflies in my stomach and very nervous, but I'm really used to paranoia and just ignored it.

7:00pm - Added 100mg (total dose - 250mg)

I took an extra 100mg and waited for about an hour and a half. While I was waiting for this dose to kick in I took my dog on a walk. At some point during the walk I looked at the sky and saw a bat flying around and then disappearing. I saw this around 3 times and everytime I would try to follow it but it would just disappear into the mist. I'm not sure if this was a hallucination or not but I could see the "bat" outline very clearly and proportionately if it was real it would have been a huge bat, so I'm pretty certain it wasn't real. Otherwise, the walk was pretty boring.

When I got home I decided to try and eat dinner. My parents had bought sushi. I tried eating it but my appetite was completely gone and I had to go outside to spit it out. Swallowing felt very weird since it felt like my mouth was completely numb.

10:00pm(ish??) (at this point I really wasn't paying attention to the time)

Now I just felt really drowsy and like the force of gravity was ten times stronger, very similar to being on xanax. I didn't really feel anything kicking in so I decided to go outside and listen to music. While I was outside I took two hits off a wax pen and got very high (felt like being cross-faded, I usually dont get that faded off two hits). I felt like it had gone away in a few minutes however and I started to feel very clearheaded/lightheaded. This is when the visual and audio hallucinations REALLY started kicking in. The first thing I saw was a lamp shift into a little person, but it turned back into a lamp when I blinked (I was still outside at this point). Then, on a wall, I saw hatman. I had been reading about hatman earlier so I think my mind was predisposed to the idea of seeing him. His face was completely black, as was his hat, and I wasn't really scared (moreso interested) because I kept telling myself in my head that it was just a hallucination.

I started walking around my backyard and slowly things began appearing. It got to a point where I just saw random people laying down/sitting on the ground just chilling. The first actual entity I saw was a skeleton. It was sticking out of the ground and only its upper body was visible. It was moving its arms around really fast like it was trying to dance. It kind of spooked me but I thought it was cool. After this I approached a plant and saw a plant creature. This actually terrified me. I walked toward it and it slowly turned its head to look at me, to which I responded by turning around and noping the fuck out. After that I just kept telling myself "It's just a hallucination it's just a hallucination" over and over again in my head which really calmed me down. Even if I was kind of scared (and the paranoia started up again) I was honestly having a good time because I thought the hallucinations were really cool.

I saw a little girl and I got a strange feeling that she might be a demon. It reminded me of the little demon boy from The Conjuring that was just happily running around the house. She was sitting down and I tried talking to her. She turned her head toward me then disappeared.

After this I kept walking around and in between two plants I saw hatman again. I only saw his head, which was now a skull, and his hat was still all black. The more I stared at him the more real he looked. At first I just saw his head floating but after a few minutes his whole body had manifested in front of me and it looked so real, like an actual being was just standing in front of me. He was wearing a really big jacket and black pants. He was very tall. I asked him questions like "Why are you here" and we began having a conversation. When I turned around and looked back at him his head was now that of a human boy (not a skeleton), so I just said "Oh, so you're a shapeshifter then," and he began explaining that he was from another dimension and had many forms. I said "so this is your human form," to which he just shook his head no. We talked for a little longer and he actually turned out to be a really nice guy. I hope I see him again the next time I trip.

I went over to the plant creature I saw earlier (I'll just call her plant girl) and decided to try and talk to her. She didn't really respond but looked really sad, so I asked her if she was being held captive (I don't know why). I don't remember her response but I remember seeing a tiny pitch black wolf with glowy red eyes right behind her and looking very angry with me, so I assumed she was being kept by him. I walked off.

Throughout this whole time I had been seeing a large fluffy duck walking around my backyard, but when I tried getting close to it it disappeared, and eventually it turned into a young boy laying in the grass (who eerily looked like me). I went back to see hatman and he was still there, so I had another short conversation with him but I don't recall what we said.

Then I saw a pitch black figure with a black hat (it wasn't hatman though) and this is the only hallucination I actually got scared of and thought was evil. It was just standing there looking at me and was very unsettling, even if I knew it was just a hallucination.

I saw a few more things, like when I looked over the fence into my neighbor's backyard, I saw a white man in a white suit and white hat (and white hair) looking at me and then slowly walk into their house. I just remember flipping him off. I knew it wasn't anyone that lived there because the people living in that house are an Indian couple. At some point I was near the back door to my house, and when I looked at it I saw 3 fingers reaching in from the other side of the door, but they suddenly pulled away and I didn't see them again.

Oh yeah, I also saw a bunch of insects. Mostly what looked like mosquitos or flies or just little dots flying around, but no spiders.

12:00am(ish)

After a while the visions kind of subsided, so I decided to go back inside. When I got to my room I got into bed and watched The Office for a little while before trying to sleep. I heard a few voices calling out and my mom saying my name but nothing too extreme. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep at around 1am.