#dont take this too seriously im joking

[sunliv]

alright. who is the most aroace sonic character

tbh the MOST aroace character is a hard puzzle to solve since they're all so aroace and i'm not sure i have a concrete answer so i think they're fighting to figure that out and i think it looks like this

but personally, i think Amy and Sonic are winning :o

[ninjasmudge]

a downgrade really

[answermywearyquery]

happy pride! 🌈 | beyond evil edition (insp: ½ + ½)

+ bonus:

[kabukiaku]

well kids. what i learned today is that not everything will always play out in your favor. and that we shouldn't get so hung up on stuff to the point where we anticipate something extraordinary. we, as ghost fans, must take the time to rejoice and appreciate the band for what it is, not resort to petty hate to the frontman who may not have complete control over the band's marketing. and most importantly, not rely on high expectations to satisfy our hungry little minds. for what it's worth, it only sets up for much more exciting things to come. all we have to do....is wait.

so anyways veeps is my number one enemy.

[gratuiciel]

which is gayer

[yonpote]

ok its honestly hilarious how #for the fandometrics is now a secondary phan tag. like noooo other fandom is being like "guys im just tagging this ship for metrics okay!!!!" even other rpf ships arent doing all that 😭 we just have such bad phan-related trauma that we constantly have to be like "no no you guys its just a bit its for metrics i dont SHIP phan guys i swear its ironic its just a joke we're doing this as a joke"

[lmaonade]

i managed to make my first beat in months by putting on my irony goggles and just having fun. perhaps this is peak music

[orphicachilles]

They can bond over this

prometheus design based on this post

[the-acid-pear]

Not to get into drama the first fucking moment I open my eyes after but calling the Phoneys slaves is such a bad take because the whole game is about that not being true. Like the whole fucking point is that by All Means they're not people. Not to the law, at least, and much less to Freddy's. This is the narrative you've been sold on since the very first game and that it's trying to disprove. Trying to show you thru their back stories and ending dialogue that, hey, these are actual people too!

Sure Jack can still be a turbo cunt to them but the Phoneys still do whatever the fuck they want if they so wish. Jake LITERALLY threatens with walking out on you like on the first month he's in. But this is also a major part of the plot like Where Else will they go if they're not here. Their choices are fucking dying or working at Freddy's Independent of Jack. AND THE POINT ALWAYS TENDS BEING FOR JACK TO BE BETTER BOSS THAN EVERY ONE THAT CAME BEFORE (unless he's evil but he rips Dave's head off he's just off the shits there he killed a baby dude c'mon he's no point of comparison for anything.)

Like to boil it down to "jack x phoneys bad because they're slaves" is literally Ignoring the whole game and all its trying to say. People starting these dramas are probably still in school you can't be so bad at reading baby it's concerning.

[adobe-outdesign]

you’ve heard of “Yellow Guy is Lesley’s son” and “the series is the afterlife described by the Lamp” now get ready for my totally serious theory, which is that Duck is:

Not a Duck

Not A Bird Either

Evidence:

No one in DHMIS can properly ID a bird (”a little baby pigeon”, “Warren the Eagle”, “oh. it’s a rat”, etc etc.)

We’ve never seen another sapient bird puppet in the series to compare him with; closest thing we see are the photos in the car in ep. 5 that he himself put up

Don’t know what his parents look like, and he doesn’t seem to know them if the family episode is anything to go by

Can’t fly and has fingers, complete with fingernails, instead of wings

Eats chicken despite that being a kind of bird

Has been shown having human teeth at least three times (during the rotting scene in DHMIS 2 as well as the spoon reflection and disembowelment in DHMIS 5)

Has rabies despite the fact that birds can’t get rabies

If concept art is to be believed he also can’t swim despite supposedly being a duck

Describes himself as a “crow-like thing”, meaning that he’s not necessarily a bird, just bird-like

Conclusion: Duck’s not a bird, and is instead a creature(TM) that happens to look like a bird and doesn’t know better because literally no one in DHMIS knows What A Bird Is. thanks for coming to my TED talk

[vainowetrust]

is this real chat ?

[disposableheros]

Yk who the REAL fifth beatle was???

Him.

Everyone knows Billy shears is the real fifth beatle guys 😒

[ilynpilled]

the jaime goldenhand the just arc is so funny if you picture this guy doing completely ineffective altruism for an entire book. jaime giving a 10-year-old boy at flea bottom dying from leprosy his hideous 24k gold lion helmet. jaime throwing lannister bitcoins from on top of his horse as he passes a starving village freezing from the winter cold. 50 million golden dragons donated to the local knight power-scaling frat boy debate team. visiting this kid dying from the plague whose last wish was to meet ser barristan and ruining their day when he shows up instead. donating to women in stem (cersei destroying king’s landing through chemical warfare)

[roseofthewind]

I really wish they had officially translated 共犯者 (kyouhansha) as "partner in crime" instead of "accomplice" because partner in crime sounds sooo much sexier and gayer

Just swap the words out in your head and then tell me I'm right:

[suntails]

job market misery

[thrumbolt]

People be comparing Feyre to Amarantha and I'm like bitch where? Amarantha is competent and likeable.