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revitalizationrat · 1 year
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Headcanon: Cassandra is TERRIBLE with names
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It's THE dumb idea I was talking about few days ago...
I'm losing sleep over that, but anyway, enjoy🧡
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twistthescript · 3 months
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June Doe 2024: DAY 19- Crossover
I am so, super excited to bring this to y'all! This the first of many crossovers I have planned, and while this is only one chapter for June Doe, it will gain plenty more before this fic is done. I hope you enjoy... but don't forget to stay tuned for more...
Ride A Cyclone (We're Not in Kansas Anymore…): Rated T; Dorothy was surrounded by voices that she had never heard before… Even so, it was far from the strangest thing that happened to her today.
@june-doe-2024
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raralabelle1studios · 5 months
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More sketches with Dorothy now dressed as a ballerina for Puffalicious's boss battle
I also tried to concept animatronic rip-offs of all of the gang (expect for Cookie) with Peshino, Peppino's animatronic rip-off. These animatronics would be like the Toppin Monsters as they chase and attack the characters they've detected.
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amalgamationss · 6 months
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every time you boop me, you boop her. Boop Carefully
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dlartistanon · 2 years
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God I’m so freaking excited for Yuhsia; finally after so long an NPC I craved is released from NPC jail
Now we just need Muelsyse, Talulah, and Candle Knight
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yakourinka · 2 years
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it was me. I delayed dorothy.
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writerofweird · 10 months
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Letters to Santa
Dear Santa, Both of my mums are beautiful and wonderful, but not enough people realise how beautiful and wonderful they are. One of my mums even said about my other mum, ‘I wish people saw how truly beautiful you are.’ I know you would find them beautiful because one of my mums represents a holiday like you do and they’re both made of food and you must like living food because your poem has…
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mxelliott · 1 year
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i’m getting back into the owl house and i just realized that emperor belos/phillip wittebane probably never got to experience human coffee
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randmsapphic · 2 years
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Ideal City getting moved foreword I get since they needed it to be at the same time as gobal/jp anni because that’s a big time for us but like putting three more events before Dorothy’s Vision as well is just so??? I just don’t get this call unless this is just yostars weird elaborate plan to made Dorothy more popular on global. 
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cindyslesbian · 1 year
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wrote a little something something, part 2 coming soon!!
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valence-e · 2 years
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Just a rat walking her dog.
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yellowpsyduck · 8 months
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮?
𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐘/𝐍 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.
Tommy Shelby x Shelby!Reader Warnings: Incestuous, blowjob, period typical sexism
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"What will you be wearing, Ada?” asked the younger Shelby twin as she stood in her lace chemise and bloomers, scanning through her wooden almirah for the right dress. 
“I’m not quite sure yet. Maybe I’ll just stick with the yellow voire.” Ada replied as she held up the dress in front of the floor length mirror. “What do you think, Y/N? Does it scream ‘sultry and sophisticated’ or is it more so ‘fuck me like a whore’.” 
“Well, you can wear your knitted cape over it, to ward off unwanted suitors, then remove it when you find someone you want to fuck.” The sisters laughed as they continued prepping for the upcoming party; it wasn’t a party per se, just a little get together with people from school. 
“Is this okay?” asked Y/N as she settled on wearing a scarlet organdie dress that Tommy had bought her for her birthday. “It’s perfect Y/N. I reckon Matthew Barnaby won’t be able to take his eyes off of you in that dress, really brings out your complexion, it does.” 
“Matthew can bugger off to Timbuktu, for all I care. That boy’s getting on my nerves.” she expressed, clearly exasperated with the situation regarding the boy who had been hopelessly pining after her for months. It wasn’t that the Barnaby boy was unattractive, it was more so the opposite, with his caramel eyes and boyish grin, he was quite popular amongst the female population of Small Heath. 
And that also included her best friend, Dorothy Smith, and Y/N wouldn’t dare upset her friend by fraternising with him, by virtue of female friendships and their unspoken rules. 
“Matthew who?” came the sudden voice from the wooden doorway, startling the pair. 
“Jesus, Tommy, don’t you ever knock?” Ada reprimanded, evidently annoyed by her elder brother’s disregard for privacy, as the younger of the two quickly threw a robe over herself.  
“What’s this talk of boys and going out, eh?” Tommy asked as he stood leaning against the door frame, with his hands in his trouser pockets, sending his sisters a questioning glare. 
“It’s none of your bloody business, is what it is.” Ada retorted as she walked out of the room, wanting nothing but to escape her brother’s questioning, leaving her younger twin to fend for herself. 
“It’s just a small get together, Tommy, with people from school.” Y/N answered sweetly. She’d always been the kinder of the two, “We’ll be back before you know it.” 
“Where’s this gonna be held?” 
Y/N wasn’t sure she should answer this. She knew her brother would’ve given her hell if he’d known of the location. 
“Y/N darling, I asked you a question." his voice resounded in her ears as he held her chin up to meet his icy gaze.  
“By the Cut.” came the meek reply. “Now Tommy before you say anything, please just consider the fact that you never let Ada and I go anywhere. Be it Boris’ birthday last week or Janey’s the month before, or any party, in fact. So please, let us go just this once.” she pleaded with her eyes watering and her lips in a beautiful pout.  
“Y/N, you know I’m just trying to keep the both of you safe.” he whispered as he looked into her clear eyes. “Who knows what’s to happen when the men see how devastatingly beautiful you are, eh?”  
“But Tommy, the rest of you go out whenever you want and do whatever you please. It's not fair for Ada and I.” she argued, not willing to let go of her grievance. 
“It’s because Arthur, John and I know how to hold a gun.”  
“Well, Ada chases rats with a revolver, does she not.” came her quick retort, eliciting a chuckle from her brother. 
“Rats. Ada chases rats. That’s very different from firing it at a man.” Tommy reasoned with her. 
“What if I do something for you?” she asked him, almost purring into his ears. 
“Like what, my sweet girl?” 
“Like this.” She traced her fingers along his crotch through the fabric of his trousers, looking at him so very innocently. “And this.” she whispered as she undid his leather belt, and pulled his trousers down, hearing the metallic clang as it hit the ground. 
“You’re sailing perilously close to the wind, my dear.” He breathed raspily, as he looked down at her kneeling figure. He, however, gave no indication of stopping her as she pulled out his cock and stroked it gently, staring into his eyes, as she did so. 
His cock was growing in her hand, giving away his arousal, as it hardened and throbbed with her touch. Y/N would never tire of seeing Tommy’s red cock, it was a beast each time she laid her eyes on his sinful member, and she knew just how to knead it and suck it, to make him succumb to her wishes. 
‘Men think with their cocks’ her Aunt Polly had told her once and young Y/N Shelby had etched that saying into her mind, who would’ve known that she’d ever use it against her own brother.  
Her actions were sinfully graceful as she stroked his length with her soft hands. She glanced at him naughtily and placed a sweet kiss to his reddish tip and dragged her tongue through the length of his cock, she continued all the way to his balls, cupping them and placing sloppy kisses, prompting soft groans from his mouth. 
She spit on his cock, lubricating him as she continued pumping him. The door to the bedroom was wide open and the pair didn’t make an effort to obstruct prying eyes from peering into their lascivious act. 
Ada had made a show of closing the door to the house rather resoundingly, hence, she wasn’t to be worried about. Finn would be at school, while Arthur and John were God knows where with God knows who and Polly wouldn’t be back until teatime.   
Tommy knew the little girl was only sucking him off so that he’d grant her wish of going out with her friends, but God, did she look good doing it. His fingers tightened around her brown curls as he beckoned her to take his cock in her mouth, and she gladly obliged. Her plump red lips parted and wrapped around his thick, dark cock, earning a satisfactory hum from the man above. She sucked him as best as she could, taking him in with great difficulty, his girth simply too wide for her narrow mouth. Her eyes started watering as he bucked his hips into her mouth, his fingers gripped her soft hair as he set his pace. Y/N made a conscious effort to hold back a gag as Tommy continued his hasty thrusts, clearly lost in the pleasure of his sister's warm and soft mouth. 
His sister, his darling sister! God, did she look like a vision. 
Kneeling in front of him, with his dick in her mouth, dewy eyed and ruddy cheeked. She was perfect; utterly and devastatingly perfect. 
His thrusts got faster as his balls slapped against her chin, she was such a good girl, suppressing her gags as he choked her with his relentless assault of her throat. 
He was close, he could feel it. Just a little more. 
“You’re doing so good for me, my sweet girl.” he moaned through stifled groans. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum.”  
With a final thrust, he spilled his seed inside her mouth as it dripped down into her cleavage, spoiling her chemise which she so adored. 
“Tommy, look what you’ve done, now I’ve got to wash it again.” she grumbled through muffled sounds and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.  
Y/N didn’t wait for her brother to gain his composure and sauntered into the lavatory; she didn’t have the time to boil water for a proper bath, hence, she soaked a towel and resigned to rubbing her body clean. It was in times like these that she quite envied Dorothy, for her father was the District Magistrate and they could afford plumbing facilities in their mansion, which meant that they’d have hot water at will, unlike the Shelby’s who weren’t the most well off financially. 
She wrapped a spare towel over her body as she made her way to the twin’s shared bedroom to find Tommy leaning against the window with a cigarette between his lips.  
“Close the curtains, will you?” she asked him as she dropped the towel to the floor and rummaged through her drawers for her inner garments. Tommy did as asked as he took another puff of the cigarette, his eyes raking over her nude body as he watched her shimmy into a blue chemise with matching bloomers. Her movements were unhurried as she sat on the bed and pulled up the stockings. 
Tommy had always enjoyed watching her dress, the way the material of the stockings would dig slightly into her plump thighs, or how divine her legs looked in the garters and she’d always let him tie the corset lace. He'd done it enough times to know just the tightness that she preferred.  
“I’m planning on wearing this.” she announced as she held up the scarlet dress, knowing fully well that he wasn’t going to deny her a night out now. 
“Just be back before dinner and make sure your sister doesn’t make a drunken fool out of herself.” he replied as he placed a soft kiss on her shoulder. 
“Will you also be going out?” she asked absentmindedly as she tried on the dress, twirling contentedly in front of the mirror. 
“I might.” The girl quirked an eyebrow at this, “To meet Greta Jurossi, I presume.” 
Tommy hadn’t known that his sister would be privy to his and Greta’s discretions. “And whatever gave you that idea, my sweet girl?” 
“Kitty’s been spewing tales of you and her sister. The whole of Birmingham must’ve heard of it by now, heaven knows that girl can’t keep her mouth shut to save her life.” she answered nonchalantly and opened the window, spotting her sister playing hopscotch with the younger girls. “Ada!” she yelled at her twin, motioning her to come up to the house.  
Tommy took that as his cue to exit and he made his way to the door, “And Tommy, thank you so much.” she whispered as she wrapped her arms around his torso.  
He placed a kiss on her forehead and left without a word. 
“Well, did he actually agree?” squealed Ada as she darted into the room, “Of course he did.” Y/N assured her. 
“Well, fuck me, how on earth did you persuade him?” she asked as she hurriedly combed her hair, not wanting to be late for the event. 
“It didn’t take much honestly, and I’ve got a sweet mouth, you know.” Ada nodded, obviously not understanding the innuendo behind her sister’s words.  
And she never would, for that was to remain a secret between Tommy and Y/N. 
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2n2n · 3 months
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MORE EXCITING THAN ANTICIPATED.........!?!!? unimaginable...
I can't believe Aida-sensei really committed to having to draw that Dorothy outfit so much....! omgg it would be so easy to have Nene-chan change out right after her play..... suppose she wanted to get in a couple more pages of that girl before changing her back huaah..
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NENE-CHAAAAAN!!!!!! I'M SORRY GIRL............ I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR CATASTROPHICALLY AND CATEGORICALLY BAD TAAAAAAAAASTE.... I'M SORRY FOR YOUR OWN CONSEQUENCES ........
I can feel it so viscerally though, ugh. I can look at mine or my husband's past flop dating history, escapades..... imagine being dumped in-media-res to my shitty potentials while I'm trying to find my beautiful husband.....................
good representation of the rat
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eehghrglg
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NENE-CHAAAAAN I'M SORREEYYYYYY!!!! omfgggg it's really so real... imagine being dumped into my pan poly aro days .... the fucking cruising grind girl aourouuruuru
this is so funny though, it's like........ Hanako really did a favor for her by harassing her so much and conscripting her, then? WHAT a way to spin it.... but really, being with Hanako did teach Nene-chan what it's like to be more deeply and seriously invested in someone TT__TT his history, his life, his moods, his desires.... you can see how poor Nene-chan just gets... swept up in whatever is around her, and if the people around her are shallow, she's not able to imagine or invent anything better than what's presented to her....
you can't just invent or enterprise for better, in high school especially....! who can teach you it could be more, if there's no evidence of that in your life..... if all a girl has is a boy only giving her the time of day if she does chores, or a chauvanist bastard, what can she doooo...!
but it's so ah.............................. the new opportunity of Hanako , it's endearing isn't it.... you can understand their raw compatibility, two playful goons, childish in ways, goofing off all the time.... playing games.... but then Hanako has these edges of tenderness & darkness, mouuuu. First time having a best friend, is what it feels like, firstly... I love the ways he inadvertently makes Nene-chan more thoughtful and compassionate, just by existing next to her... he doesn't even ask her to solve anything about him.... he'd rather keep it shallow too, at the start, but the inertia of their chemistry won't allow it to stagnate....
and now. the scariest possible thing in the entire universe
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you feel untrustworthy to me.... there is something sick & twisted about you............. put this guy ina cage tie him to a post... he looks wiley......... ouuuuuu I won't forget you skipping and humming while girls summon your cursed otouto.... ooo I won't forget you won't trick me.... ouuuuuuuuu *STANDING BEHIND FURNITURE*
it is a bad sign to me that you have a smug or arrogant aura... as my husband said, "closer to a dracula" ..... you're not a little meep nerdo or mopey sad guy..... my hackles my hackles are raiiiised... yabe
now pause... paws...
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what is with you, Amane, you are definitely just making instant coffee.... this isn't even a fancy thing to do... this is the equivalent of putting a packet of hot cocoa powder into a mug, but you're doing it in this convoluted way... for what, for who, do you do this every day like this...... it's kind of lame but really funny also. Is this creating intrigue? Are you trying to seem cool? Did you just forget your mug in the break room? At first I thought he was doing a fanciful method of brewing but he is NOT..... there are no filters here... Yugi-sensei....!?!?
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ooooo its happening ooooooooo... im getting aggressions.... ooooo youuu-- I know you're stupid............... look at you......
now, what do you think this experience was like for Yugi-sensei (since as it seems, these are not dreams or delusions or ghosts, but time-travel-like shenanigans with real consequences as streams cross, meaning both Nene-chan and Yugi-sensei equally experienced each other as an anomaly), who has a random girl walk into his science prep room in the 1980s, and she's like, objectively his type
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"hmm lol who is this girl I don't recognize from any of my classes .... kinda nice with it tho ? haha whaaat since when am I into students lol ? " girl disappears seconds later. gets all scared like uweh (((Amane who is canonically bad with horror)) kowai.... what was that....... *standing alone in a room with a half-chub*
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you know even bandaged pre-murder boy, for all that's going on in his life, still somehow had it in him to be horny about Nene-chan. it's an unstoppable force like that. Amazing that at age 27 Amane can finally like contain it and ''''''act normally'''' (not normal!!!) (but not run away or instantly start sexually harassing)
meanwhile, kind of untenable that he is also like "haha what do you want to talk about. perhaps maybe that cursed rumor everyone's into" like, don't you be bringing your haunted otouto up so often, creep..... what agenda is this!!!!! don't bring it up casually!!! it's suspicious!!!!!!!!
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GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!! what are you gonnaa pour her a BEAKER? you gonna do your whole production with the tongs AGAIN? is this you being cool, Yugi-sensei? ooooo ... VILLAIN
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but ... (containing my fear) I feel for poor Nene-chan.... poor poor thing.... what a strange, inexplicable figment... your beloved.... something unseen.... something unknown....
very artfully and sweetly conveyed.... I'm happy to see Nene-chan get to meet a Yugi-sensei in his heyday, despite how the ages work out in her exact era... Iro-sensei is very clever for creating the excuse of unstable time around the Festival, and this situation only lasting 3 days anyway. It's a nice, exact circumstance... it has a good, fated feeling. I like that Tsukasa prepped Nene-chan for understanding this situation....
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you've found him....! something to chase after.... poor girl.... you can do it, Nene-chan....!
really excited for what she'll do next.... where do we go from here, girl...? You know he worked here, now.... how do we find out more? It's still up in the air, if he's still alive, or not.... if he lived in the Red House... ?
meanwhile, Mitsuba looking broke af
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not into it... not into you normally either but not into this hat... very funny though... this is extremely middle schooler vibes.... bucket hat.... striped undershirt....
well, I'll comment on things even if I'm only vaguely interested...
Kou seems to be calmer and more knowledgeable/experienced, which goes with him being already established as an 'exorcist'... I wonder if it, in turn, has something to do with Teru being engaged? I wonder what their roles are ....
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uuhghghhh and the gatcha finally reveals what boy we have here in this world..................
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AMANEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BABY GIRL...
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what happeneddddddd what happened.ddd.... pleaaase... it could not be more extreme..... is this what you're humming and skipping about, Amane? Why are you satisfied-seeming? Why are you spreading the rumor of this? WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!
T H E T W I N S H A V E B E C O M E A G E G A P P E D
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
ohhh little haunted boy unwell unwell.... hole boy.... oobie though... kind of booboo ... worthy of love I think, open to love, must love.... kind of a strange rare gatcha here, this isn't birthday boy, this isn't even recognizable garden boy, this is a wholly new outfit.... surprised to see bare feet... unkempt, dirty seeming... why on EARTH is he THIS AGE !??! what age IS THIS exactly anyway, I can't even be 100% sure!!!! 3??? 4 ???? 5??? did Amane dictate-- any of this??? but honestly it's exactly as incomprehensible as 13 y/o SHOSEI SWAG Tsukasa in the main timeline, an outfit we have equally no context for yet, or proof he even wore when alive at a particular time....
WE FINALLY GET A BONUS NEXT ISSUE.... god uhhhghh meeting Tsukasa-chan finally.... and Nene-chan is seeking her boy.... arrghhhh!!!!!!!!! URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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double--hh · 3 months
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Incorrect TNMN quotes :3
(Its mainly businessreport/izaack x angus/abducius x zoth)
The majority of the residents of the Astral Circle Appartment Complex, "God fuck Zoth fr, I want that thing DEAD."
Abducius, kicking his legs and giggling on his torture table of a bed, "Heheh, god I want that fat man..."
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Ishtar, feeding her multiple pet rats, "I dunno what you even see in him, Yan Luo, all he does is talk about his defunked pizza business and robots!"
Yan Luo, humming, "He makes me laugh, Ishtar... and I'm a bit to invested in his lore... because did you know, Freddybear, not to be confused with Freddy Fivebear, was-"
Ishtar, already zoning out, 'Oh they're perfect for eachother...'
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Angus, sitting next to Izaack, "Y'know, Izaack, 'm a friend of Dorothy m'self..."
Izaack, choking on his wine and slaps his knees, "Who is Dorothy?! So many guys tell me this and I wanna know who she is!!"
Angus, "Oh my god."
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Francis, "Mmm, Ciprianni, no offense, but of all the places y'could've chosen to live, why'd you choose this dump of all places? I mean, you're business man for godsakes!"
Angus, looking at his overtly materialistic appartment adorned with very expensive items, "Uhm, the pay isn't that great..."
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Yog, Teutates, and Ah Puch, at Abducius' appartment, "Abducius, quit your job and join our metal band, it's called Splitknot and we're gonna play Quachil's Quince, you in?"
Abducius, clearly covered in slobber and deep bite marks with a glimpse of Zoth in the background, "Erm... lemme think about it, Teutates."
Yog, shaking head, "Nah, you're in, you're 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 freaky, I vibe with that."
Ah Puch, "How the hell did you do that with your mouth?!"
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Abducius, happily hopping, "Eeek! I'm so excited we need to cut ourselves in half and sew whats left together!!"
Zoth, rubbing his temple and regretting asking him out, 'Oh my god he's not 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he's just an absolute freak... I like that in a man."
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Dr. Afton, walking into his appartment and falling to his kneese seeing Mia and Francis kissing, "NO! IM BEING CUCKED BY THE MILK MAN!"
Half an hour later, Francis fighting with Dr. Afton whos wrangling him with a breast pump, "NO! IM BEING MILKED BY THE CUCK MAN!"
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zoeyslament · 9 months
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Nischa headcanons because I can
-Neither of them are super clingy, but neither are super uncomfortable with PDA. They mostly do it to get on Ocean’s nerves because that is what brings the most serotonin.
-Mischa, surprisingly, has a green thumb while Noel kills every plant he owns. They have several succulents which Noel is not allowed to touch.
-They like to watch movies together, the only issue being that Noel things horror movies are stupid, and Mischa doesn’t want to watch anything made before the 1970’s.
-They do share a bed, but instead of each having one side they both somehow end up huddled in the middle
-Noel does all the decoration in their house, not because he really wants to, but because he knows Mischa’s sense of style is ATTROCIOUS.
-They take turns cooking. Mischa can make traditional Ukrainian food and some “regular” food. Noel would probably burn water if he could, so Mischa supervises but always tells him it comes out great (though usually it is not)
-Though surprisingly enough Noel is a pretty good baker? Sometimes Constance will come over and they’ll bake together. Mischa will come home from work or whatever and Constance will just be there in the kitchen.
-Mischa and Ricky are like best buds. They watch horror movies together sometimes on the weekends while Noel complains about it :/
-Their wedding rings are fairly simple. Mischa’s is a gold band with their initials carved into it, Noel’s is a silver band with a few small diamonds
-At their wedding, Ricky was Mischa’s best man and Constance was the maid of honor. Ocean was a flower girl and kind of pissed about it: “That’s a little kid thing!”
-Noel’s mom was at first kind of worried about who her son was dating, given Mischa’s…taste for cheap alcohol and stuff. But he quickly proved her wrong and tears up when she introduces him as her son in law.
-They have a cat. A hairless cat. Named Dorothy. Sometimes Noel dresses her up in costumes and does photoshoots.
-They also have an old musty cat named Egg Salad that Mischa found.
-They take turns insulting each other’s cats (Mischa refers to Dorothy as ‘the alien squirrel carcass’ and Noel calls Egg Salad ‘the fat purring rat’)
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arkiwii · 7 months
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Forgot to list numbers, 8, 9, 22!
(as your previous ask stated, it will be focused on Saria)
and oh my god. Saria is one of the characters who suffers the most in fanon I think. let's dig this out
8. Common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
I don't know if it really counts as a fandom opinion BUT "uwaahh daddy saria so hot omg dominate me 😳" is some fanon view of Saria that is extremely wrong and out of character and if Saria existed and saw this shit she'd get uncomfortable. I don't judge people who are attracted by Saria (I mean, who isn't?), don't get me wrong, she IS hot. but the whole idea that she's a dominant, violent woman, had gotten to the point that people who don't look further in her character see her this way. it's mostly because she's a strong woman, has literally a jailkeeper skin, and hardly shows emotions that this fanon idea started. but she is not violent at all!! she doesn't like to be dominating!! and if you call her daddy again I'll swarm your house with ten thousand rats
9. Worst part of canon
that her and Silence didn't made out very passionately in Lone Trail- ok more seriously it's hard to think about something that was bad about her in canon. the only thing that got me to raise an eyebrow, in all honestly, was Mansfield Break. WHY was she here. I don't really understand this whole deal, no matter how hard I think about it. she was just here. she was just vibing. was it a job she temporarily got before joining Rhodes? did she knew about Jesselton? did she had the exact same plan as Silence to rescue Anthony?? and like it's never mentioned again?? that was so weird I mean thank you for jailkeeper Saria but what the fuck. you go girl? (if anyone actually knows what the fuck she was there please explain I can't wrap my head around it)
22. Your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores.
I hang out with people who are as mentally ill about Saria that I am so that'd be hard to mention something that everyone else ignores, but mmh. wow it's seriously hard I've been sitting in front of my computer for 15 minutes now. maybe... the fact she's extremely attentionate to everyone? but especially those who are close to her. this one official artwork where you see in the background Silence who fell asleep, and Saria is checking on her. the fact she has orange nail polish like Ifrit, so she probably taught Ifrit how to use nail polish. that mention in Dorothy's Vision that when Muelsysye offered her a plant, she woke up everyday at 7 am to check on it. she's really sweet and even if it's hard to tell, she has a heart of gold
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