ę¨ Mattheo with a shy girlfriend is literally the best thing to ever exist AND I WILL DIE UPON THAT FUCKING HILL đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸
ę¨ He's walking to his class one day when you accidentally stumble into him. Of course, you're just so embarrassed. I mean, this was THE Mattheo Riddle, son of the dark lord and one of the most attractive boys in the school. While you're busy apologizing and scrambling to get your things, he's just staring at you absolutely stricken by your beauty and presence. He almost wants to cry when you run away from him becauseâHOLY SHIT HOW DID HE NOT KNOW YOU EXISTED UP UNTIL THAT MOMENT?!
ę¨ He is instantly going to Pansy and asking about you after that incident. Literally is so pressed when she doesn't know anything about you. Now he has to do all the work and by that, he means stalking you and learning everything about you đ
ę¨ Congratulations you now have a stalker đ
ę¨ But seriously he has a few uhh... interesting ways of getting to know you đ It's a bit creepy and obsessive but he means well.
ę¨ The more he learns about you, the more he falls for you. He notes all your little, mindless habits. He makes a list of things he knows you like to spoil you in the future. He threatens anyone who treats you badly. He also makes sure no boys try to steal you away from him because there's no way he's gonna lose to some pathetic Ravenclaw. (Caw caw motherfuckers)
ę¨ He knows you're shy, so he takes his time when it comes to actually interacting with you. At first, it's just little interactions, like smiling and waving at you or holding the door for you. Then he's starting conversations with you, and interacting with the very few friends you have. He wiggles his way into your life like a little worm. HE'S IN IT FOR THE LONG GAME GIRLS
ę¨ He would literally condition you into being comfortable with his touch, like touching your shoulder and hands a little when he's talking to you, or subtly wrapping his arm around you when you two are walking. This motherfucker is so subtleâit's not even funny
ę¨ Praises you whenever he can, and he loves the way you get so shy and giddy whenever he does. He knows you are giggling and kicking your feet đ¤
ę¨ He tells Theo and Draco about you, and it gets to the point where the two boys know more about you than your friends. They just want you to get with him already because they are so sick of Mattheo gushing about you whenever he can. They both secretly are happy that Mattheo trusts them enough to be so open to them about his feelings for you
ę¨ When you do get together, Mattheo feels like he is on top of the world. All that hard work paid off, and now he has you in his armsâAND HE AIN'T EVER GONNA LET YOU GO đ¤
ę¨ Well, congratulations on becoming Mrs. Riddle!!!
ppl seem to like the idea of harry courting draco or harry doing big public displays of affection to ask him out (think promposals). but i feel like he'd be so awkward at dating. he doesn't quite know what to do with or show physical and emotional affection, the weasleys give him bad advice on romance, he's also oblivious when ppl are interested in him.
what he does have is earnestness and determination - he makes the first move on accident, just bursts out his feelings, brave and embarrassed.
draco knows all about courting and respects tradition, but he's not the type to make the first move (not anymore at least, not like when he was a kid, where running to his parents for safety and comfort was a luxurious option). he's calculating and weighs his options - what if he confesses but harry doesn't like him? what if he confesses and harry DOES like him? what if harry likes him, but doesn't like dating him? he's more hesitant and guarded with his feelings, but is more likely to show his affection towards loved ones.
harry asks him out in the middle of a conversation, just because he loves watching how passionate draco gets about something he loves. even after weeks of dating, draco insists on courting him the "proper way", showering him with gifts, writing letters that make harry blush, leaving loving post-its all over harry's home and work desk, delivering anonymous flowers, publicly asking if he can escort harry home (they're both embarrassed). he's touchy feely too, which harry isn't used to, but physical contact becomes easy and second nature now with draco. harry doesn't quite get the courting, yet still loves it.
Draco over here channeling his inner Miranda Priestly like âwhat you donât know is that that sweater is not just black, itâs not charcoal, itâs not onyxâŚ.itâs actually ebonyâ đ¤đ¤
Warnings: toxic relationship !!!, age gap (legal ofc, reader is in her mid to late twenties), you dated draco and then lucius lol, insinuations to smut
Authorâs Note: I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. i think i like it and i went a slightly spookier/intense route but idkkkkkk. I love writing for lucius though so this was a fun little twistÂ
Requested: by @russian-soft-bitch, Hello love! I'm officially requesting that Lucius idea you had, I HAVE to read it đ¤ Thank you and have a good day!
Summary: What started as a revenge plot against your ex boyfriend Draco ended up with you in Lucius Malfoyâs bed.Â
Song: Back to Black by Amy WinehouseÂ
I donât own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator
(not my gif)
Lucius wrapped his hand around yours. You were sleeping soundly beside him, breathing evenly. Your expression was peaceful. Serene. He couldn't remember the last time he had seen you at such peace. You were always stomping around Malfoy Manor with such umph that he wouldâve thought you ran the place if he didnât.Â
Your lips were parted ever so slightly. The same lips that had touched every part of him, the same lips that left marks on covered places, the same lips that whispered things to him that would never be said in the daylight. Your presence here was something he had never expected but something he granted with open arms.Â
Narcissa had left him in the dust years ago. She was to raise Draco. There was no need that Lucius put himself into affairs that had nothing to do with him. Truthfully, Lucius had no real interest in raising Draco any longer. It was a project that continued to fail him. He was too much like his mother.Â
Which meant he had Malfoy Manor to himself most of the time. The help walked around without making a sound. It was him in the large place and it was never lonely because now he had you.Â
âLucius,â you whispered. He hadnât noticed your eyes open. You squinted at him for a moment and then your expression turned into a doeâs. Wide gaze, looking at him like he had all the control in the world. âYouâre starring.âÂ
He raised his hand and brushed your face.Â
âIâm admiring,â he promised. His voice was gravely. It wasnât even light outside yet. It was still dark outside, the moon the only thing illuminating the crevices of the room. You nuzzled your head into the silk pillow.Â
âGo to sleep,â you whispered. Your eyes shut again. He lost the doe look he had savored so dearly for a moment. He dragged his hand down your face to your chin, raising it. Your eyes opened again at the sudden movement. âLuciusâŚâÂ
He dipped his head down and kissed you. It was a hungry kiss, something to be relished. There was nothing like an extremely early morning with a Malfoy. You would know better than most.Â
You gripped the back of his head, scrunching up his long white hair. You brought him to you so that you didnât have to strain your neck kissing him. He was a much better kisser than his son. He was more attentive. He was cautious with his words, knowing the weight of them.Â
For all of those reasons it was easy to slip from the youngest Malfoy boy to the eldest. It was easy to forget all of Dracoâs vein promises when you had new ones being made by someone who would keep them.Â
You opened your mouth, gasping at his cold touch. The icy night left the imprint of his hand on your cheek. He worshiped at your bare skin, making it a point to touch every inch of you as often as he could.Â
There were no thoughts of Draco as he kissed down your stomach, moving lower with each deliberate kiss.Â
-
There was a letter on the table. You opened it with a Malfoy letter opener. You knew that it was addressed to you before you even checked the name. Draco had always left you a special seal, one that dripped red as it dried. You wondered if he knew you were staying at the Manor or if your owl had brought it.Â
You tossed the envelope back onto the table and sat down on top of it. Your black dress flowed nicely onto the ground, just barely touching the hardwood. Lucius had gotten it for you.Â
Please answer my owls. I canât speak to a wall any longer.Â
It felt like a waste of paper. You tossed it aside. Draco had been an awful boyfriend, one that you grew up beside and all you had known. You had never understood what love was actually supposed to look like because Draco had promised you that he knew.Â
He did not.Â
You were doomed to him from the second he stared at you in the Great Hall. Slytherins were naturally tethered to one another, based on their shared personalities and pride. Draco had chosen you far too young.Â
Now you were older. You had grown to be more mature. Draco hadnât. He didnât understand that it was truly as simple as that. Draco had hurt you. You recoiled. The relationship ended.Â
âYour son sent me another letter.â Lucius walked from the kitchen to the dining room. The walls were clad with portraits of the Malfoys going back decades. The most recent was of Lucius, Narcissa and Draco. It was slightly tilted, as though someone had tried to take it down.Â
âAre you going to answer it?â he asked, uninterested.Â
âNo.â He kissed your forehead as he passed. You watched him go to the head of the table. Dinner would be served soon. He had invited you to stay, though you likely wouldâve stayed without any invitation.Â
âGood girl,â he grumbled.Â
What had started as a revenge plot against Draco had started to become a domestic relationship. The secret was thrilling. The only people that saw you were the help, who were sworn to silence.Â
âI have to leave in the morning,â you said as you approached your seat. âWork is calling.â
âWork seems unnecessary,â he said curiously. âYou could stay. Iâll give you an allowance.â
âIâm not your child. I can live my own life.â He leaned back in his seat. He had a hand wrapped around his staff as his eyes narrowed on you.
âThose statements have nothing to do with each other,â he observed. âStay. Just a while longer. Live in his honeymoon, finally allow yourself to know what itâs like to be worshiped.â His words were alluring. âI have to go to Knockturn Alley tomorrow. You could come with me, get out of the manor if you insist on leaving.âÂ
You half smiled. You had never assumed Lucius to be the type to come up with other options to spend time together. You were so used to Draco who had endlessly forced you to follow him along like a lost pet and lose you in the corners like you were a joke.Â
This whole thing was so cloudy.Â
âI have been meaning to stop by the apothecary.âÂ
âItâs settled. Youâll come with me tomorrow.â He clicked his water glass with his fork. Someone brought food through the doors. You wondered what it was like to have so much power.
-
Knockturn Alley was permanently dark. At least, it seemed that way. The people rushing by never rose their faces and when they did they were indistinguishable. It was as though everyone had enchanted themselves to become mundane and unremarkable. Lucius had a hood over his head but made no attempt to hide his blonde hair. Your hood kept you shrouded, even as you walked closely beside him. He had a list of things he needed to get and you looked through the windows of the shops at things you had never studied before.Â
Stores selling human fingers were of interest to Lucius. He let you go inside first as he pursued. You had never been inside a place like it before. It felt like a forbidden realm, something that was locked off to you because you had no reason to enter it.Â
âFingernails,â he muttered. âDo you see the fingernails dear?âÂ
You looked around, trying to stifle the reaction you had to being called dear in public.Â
âHere,â you breathed. You raised your hand and he approached. âAged,â you read from the small note card. âWhat do you use this for?âÂ
âSeverus sent me a potion heâd been testing. I wanted to try it.âÂ
âWhat kind of potion?â
âAn unnamed one,â he muttered. âPerhaps you could help me with it. Draco said you were rather good at potions.â You were reminded of the age difference suddenly but quickly brushed it aside.Â
���I was the best in my class. Snape seemed to like me,â you said proudly. It was a fact you took pride in. Snape didnât like just anyone.Â
âI shouldâve asked you to tutor Draco,â he muttered, grabbing what he needed off the shelf.Â
âI tried. He was often distracted.â Luciusâs hand brushed your side as he walked past you. Like father, like son.Â
You could feel prying eyes. You glanced around the dark shop that was illuminated only by floating candles. The shelves looked like people. You had to search to find anything actually moving. Your eyes landed on the sales clerk, another man who had been shrouded in a dark hood. You couldn't see his eyes but you could feel his gaze on you. You raised your chin, as though in defiance. Lucius didnât seem to notice as he grabbed your hand and dragged you along to the next row of shelves.Â
You avoided eye contact when Lucius checked out.Â
-
You returned back to the Manor later that night. The sun was setting behind the peak of the house. It was like you were living your life shrouded in darkness nowadays and you couldnât say you were complaining. It was slightly like you were constantly hidden from anything important. The door opened for Lucius. By the time it shut you couldnât see who had been the culprit of moving it.Â
Living in the house with Lucius was vastly different than living in the house with Draco. Draco knew the best hiding places but Lucius didnât need them. You felt the most in control as you ever had.Â
Lucius put down the bag of things onto the dining room counter as he walked into the room. Sitting in the chair at the other end of the room was a face you hadnât expected to see, one that stopped you completely.Â
Toying in Dracoâs hand was the letter you had discarded.Â
âYou arenât scheduled for a visit,â Lucius said. His voice was strong. There was no hint of weakness. You raised your chin to match his attitude.Â
âThis is why you havenât been answering my letters?â Draco questioned, staring at you as though his father wasnât there. âYou found a different Malfoy to follow around like a lost puppy?â He sat forward, accusatory.Â
âDraco,â Lucius snapped. You met the young Malfoyâs gaze with ice.Â
âI havenât been answering your letters because I have no interest in speaking with you.â Draco set his jaw, chewing on his cheek. Lucius took a deep breath.Â
âThis isnât a ploy to make me jealous? To get me back?â he questioned but it felt more like he was stating a fact.Â
âWhy would I want you back?â you asked him. âWhy would I beg for your forgiveness and your kindness when I know I can get it from someone I like far more?â
âMy father?âÂ
âYes Draco.â Draco stood up. He put his palms down on the table, leaning forward. He shook his head, a signature scowl on his face.Â
âWere you plotting to steal the Malfoy money through different means because I tossed you aside like a piece of trash?â
âI wanted someone who would treat me like a woman and not like a charm to accompany his pride,â you seethed.Â
âThis is ridiculous. Thereâs no way youâre entertaining this father,â Draco said, his eyes now set on the older Malfoy. Your eyes followed his as well. Lucius had taken off his cloak and set it on a chair. He was acting completely unbothered by the conversation.Â
âDraco, youâve always been too much like your mother.â Lucius raised his chin. He eyed his son, knowing he would cower under the gaze. âIf you intend on being a pest, Iâll have you escorted out of the manor.â
âFather.âÂ
âYou were a stupendous failure Draco,â Lucius said lowly. âYou took something great and you botched it with continuous frustrations. There is no need to take out those frustrations on someone who salvaged the situation or the woman.â Dracoâs jaw set. âGo back to your mother. Maybe sheâll teach you some manners.âÂ
Draco choked on whatever words he intended to say. He took the letter he had written to you and ripped it in half. He left it on the table, dramatically. He gave you a lingering angry look before walking past the both of you out the room. The manor was so large that he could return to his room and neither you nor Lucius would ever know.Â
The tension in the room defused.Â
âIâll put away the things we got,â you said, grabbing the bag from him. You took a jar with you into the kitchen. He followed you.Â
âYour son is impossible,â you muttered. There were no feelings resurfaced at seeing Draco again. You wondered how long you had been over that relationship, if it had been longer than you even remembered.Â
âHis mothers fault.â Lucius raised his hand and brushed your hair off your shoulder and onto your back. He leaned forward and kissed your neck. You let out a soft sigh.Â
âYouâre distracting me from the task at hand.â
âMy fault,â he muttered against your skin.Â
âYou have no reserves?â you asked. You turned around to look at him. He had his hands on your sides in an instant. âYour son's ex-girlfriend in your bed every night?â
âDo you have reserves?â he questioned. You werenât sure why you were even asking the question. Lucius had done some morally challenging things in his life. There was no way this was a concern of his. You found that realization quite freeing.
âNo,â you said finally. You meant it. He nodded once, proud of himself. He traced your jaw with his finger.Â
âThen I donât see any issues.â You glanced at the door Draco had left. You knew he was likely still in the manor. You kissed Lucius like it was the last thing you would ever do. You didn't care if this was a relationship that would fizzle out, all you knew in the moment was that you wanted to kiss him. You devoured his lips, holding his head so he was as close as you could get him.Â
Everything else felt like an afterthought to him. It occurred to you that in the past you had had the right family, but the wrong Malfoy. He hoisted you onto the counter, pushing aside everything you had gotten from Knockturn.Â
Killing time while I wait for my husband to finally finish work for Christmas, and very in my feels about both Hinny and Drastoria, so here is some Christmas fluff of the Malfoy and Potter families meeting on the Platform at the start Al and Scorpius' first christmas holidays (in which there is no blood curse, because I said so đ¤):
Platform Nine and Three-Quarters was in chaos, a great mass of children, carrying owls, cats, and luggage far too big for most of them to safely manage, having descended upon it moments before. The confusion was not helped by the chorus of greetings, the hooting of owls, and the thick smoke billowing from the Hogwarts Express adding to the general mayhem.Â
âHe's there.âÂ
Astoria's gaze followed the direction of Dracoâs nod until her sights settled on an identical, though much shorter, pale blond head, struggling against the crowd. She smiled at the sight.Â
âHe looks skinny,â Draco added, frowning.Â
Astoria rolled her eyes. âHe's always been skinny â he grows like someone's cast a stretching jinx on him.âÂ
Draco's frown remained in place, âI knew he wouldn't be wearing a cloak. He's going to freeze to death.âÂ
âWell, thank Merlin you insisted on bringing that, then,â Astoria inclined her head to the scarf clutched in Draco's hand, the concession he'd made to the fur-lined cloak he'd wanted to bring. One that Astoria had only agreed to because she'd also suspected Scorpiusâ forward planning would not extend to the weather. âHe's coming â don't fuss him in front of his friends, you're going to embarrass him.âÂ
She had no time to press upon Draco the severity of her warning before Scorpius came barrelling out of the steam, grinning broadly. âHello! Merry Christmas!âÂ
Scorpiusâ arms immediately wrapped around Draco's waist. A hug that was not returned only because Draco was preoccupied wrapping the awaiting scarf firmly around Scorpiusâ neck and looking extremely unsatisfied about the warmth it would provide.Â
âMerry Christmas, darling,â Astoria bent to kiss the top of Scorpiusâ head.Â
âHow was your first term?â Draco asked. His wand was out now, no doubt casting a silent warming charm.Â
âIt was awesome!â Scorpius declared, a word he'd evidently picked up from his new friends. âThey have all these cool plants in the greenhouses and the library is huge â the librarian is the worst though â and Al and I found a secret tunnel that leads to ââÂ
Scorpius stopped speaking abruptly, evidently realising a moment too late that this was not information he wanted his parents to be privy too.Â
Draco raised a question eyebrow, â...leads toâŚ?âÂ
Scorpius shrugged, âA place.âÂ
Astoria had to cover her mouth with her hand to hide her smile. He had never been a good liar, apparently a few months away from home hadn't improved that.Â
âWill you come and meet Al?â Scorpius asked suddenly, apparently seizing on a change of subject before any follow up questions could be asked.Â
Astoria's eyes flew to Draco. He tried and failed to hide the grimace this question brought on. Fortunately, Scorpius was too busy searching the crowd for any sight of his new â and oft-mentioned in his letters home â best friend.Â
âWe'd love to, darling,â Astoria said smoothly. âHe's probably busy with his family right now, though.âÂ
Scorpius shook his head. âHe told me to come and get you â there he is!âÂ
Astoria followed the direction of his pointed finger, her eyes settling on the family huddled a short way down the platform. A small boy with untidy black hair was pointing in Scorpiusâ direction, their stances identical.Â
Astoria slipped her hand into Dracoâs and squeezed. She smiled at Scorpius, âlead the way.âÂ
He was off like a shot, dodging other students and their parents, in his haste to reach Albus.Â
âThis is proof karma is real,â Draco muttered to Astoria, following Scorpius at a much more sedate pace. âI'm not sure what Potter's done to deserve it though.âÂ
Astoria elbowed him gently in the ribs. âThis isn't proof of anything. It's not about either of you at all, itâs about the kids.âÂ
Silently Draco nodded. There was very little he would not endure for Scorpius.Â
They reached the Potters. Scorpius and Al were already chattering excitedly, as though they hadn't just spent eight hours on a train together. Harry Potter's arms were crossed firmly over his chest, his wife was on her tiptoes, whispering furiously into his ear. Astoria wondered if he was receiving the same reminder Draco had just been given.Â
âMum, Dad, this is Al,â Scorpius stepped back, waving a hand in front of Albus Potter as though he was a painting Scorpius was especially proud of creating. âAl, this is my mum and dad.âÂ
âIt's a pleasure to meet you,â Astoria said, painting a wide smile on her face.Â
Draco rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. âHello.âÂ
âI'm Ginny!â Ginny leapt forward, cutting through the awkward silence that threatened to overtake the little group. âI don't believe we've officially met.âÂ
âAstoria, it's lovely to meet you.â Astoria took her outstretched hand and quickly shook it.Â
âAnd this is Harry,â It happened quickly, but Astoria could not help but notice Ginny's booted foot quickly step on her husband's shoe.
Harry did not unfold his arms to greet Astoria. He did, however, offer a smile that was quite clearly strained, before his eyes flicked to Draco. âMalfoy.âÂ
Astoria resisted the urge to hide her head in her hands as Draco's mouth formed a thin line that she knew to a casual outsider looked incriminatingly like a sneer, but was actually him trying âand most likely failing â not to fall into a shame spiral she'd spent years pulling him out of. âPotter.âÂ
They stared intensely at one another. Astoria silently wondered if she was going to be forced to hex the head of the Auror Department and her husband in the middle of Platform Nine and Three-Quarters.Â
Fortunately, Al, who was apparently impervious to the tension unfolding around him, chose that moment to speak, âDad, can Scorpius come to the Harpies match with us on Boxing Day?âÂ
Harry's eyes finally broke from Draco's. Astoria breathed a sigh of relief. She took the moment of distraction to dig her elbow into Draco's side once again.Â
âEr,â Harry struggled to find a suitable answer in the face of Scorpius and Albusâ pleading expressions. âHe could, but I'm sure he has plans with his own family, Al.âÂ
Scorpiusâ head whipped around, staring questionly between Astoria and Draco questioningly.Â
âWe have to go to your Grandparents',â Astoria said apologetically. She didn't know which of the three of them were looking forward to it the least.Â
Scorpius' face fell.Â
âYou don't have to go,â Draco said quickly, âto your Grandparents' house, I mean. You can go to the match â if Al's parents are sure?âÂ
Harry looked at Ginny. She shrugged. âThere'll be plenty of room in the box â and it's hard enough to drag Al to a match usually.âÂ
âScorpius loves Quidditch,â Al announced, apparently in explanation for his newfound willingness to attend.Â
Scorpius flashed Al a grin before turning his attention back to Astoria and Draco. âCan Al come to our house too? I want him to meet Artemisia!âÂ
Harry frowned. âWho's Artemisia?âÂ
âShe's our hippogriff,â Scorpius explained. Harry and Ginny shared a look of shock that made it clear they were both thinking of one of Draco's worst school-aged transgressions. âMum looks after loads of them, but Artemisia is special.âÂ
âI'm sorry,â Harry rounded on Draco, not looking very sorry at all. âYou have a pet hippogriff?âÂ
Draco cleared his throat awkwardly. âWell, sheâs Astoria's hippogriff. She's had her since before we got together. The rest of them, she adopted after we got married, butâŚâÂ
Draco trailed off, clearly deciding he'd been speaking for too long. Harry was staring at him as though he'd just grown a second head.Â
âShe's very safe,â Astoria said, bringing the conversation back on track. âShe loves kids. I'm sure she'd be delighted to meet Al.âÂ
âHe could stay over after the match!â Scorpius suggested.Â
Astoria nodded. Looking to Ginny for confirmation that this was alright, their husband's both seemed to be struggling too much internally to contribute anything further.Â
âThat should be fine. Merlin knows I don't plan to do anything more exciting than eat as much chocolate as physically possible between then and New Year.âÂ
âOh, that's practically mandatory,â Astoria agreed. âDo you want us to drop Scorpius to you before the match or ââÂ
Ginny nodded. âMy brother can probably arrange a Floo connection between our house and Malfoy Manor, he works at the Department of Magical Transportation.âÂ
âWe don't live at Malfoy Manor,â Draco cut in, apparently having recovered the ability to speak once more.Â
âAl has our address,â Scorpius added, making it abundantly clear they'd planned the whole thing already and were asking their parents only as a courtesy.Â
âRight,â Ginny shook her head, clearly coming to the same conclusion as Astoria. âIn that case, we'll see you on Boxing Day, Scorpius â Now, we need to go and find James, his absence is only more concerning the longer it continues for.â
This seemed to shake Harry â who had been staring, puzzled at Draco since the revelation of Artemisia's existence â from his reverie. âI'll go find him. It was nice to meet you, Scorpius.âÂ
âWe need to go as well,â Astoria said even as Draco tucked him securely under his arm. âHave a lovely Christmas,â she added, smiling from Ginny to Al.Â
âYou too,â Ginny grabbed both of Al's shoulders, spinning him to face the opposite direction. âGo and get your sister, she's talking Hugo's ear off.â
Al waved enthusiastically at Scorpius before disappearing into the crowd.
Draco wasted no more time, guiding Scorpius and Astoria towards the barrier that marked the exit of the platform.Â
âDad, can we go to Diagon Alley and get some chocolate frogs? They're Al's favourite.âÂ
âYou want to go to Diagon Alley on the Saturday before Christmas?â Draco's tone made it clear he thought this was a horrifying idea.Â
Scorpius nodded, apparently unconcerned. Astoria leant closer to him, speaking quietly enough to only be audible to Draco. âPick up more wine while you're there. I'll need it to endure your mother's reaction when she learns she's not seeing Scorpius for Christmas because he's with Harry Potter's son.âÂ
Draco shook his head. âWine won't be strong enough.â He smiled at Scorpius who was still happily chattering away about the plans he had for Al's visit. âHe looks happy though.âÂ
Doing my regular re-read of Beer, Potions, and Unwise Notions and all I can think is that the sexual tension during Draco's monthly reports is probably palpable now that they're together đ Mrs. Sharpton is probably like đ¤
omg anon đ i love this, i haven't thought about this fic in a minute. Mrs Sharpton is going to lose her shit because draco is going to be the most insufferable man on the planet about being with hermione and he's going to note this fact in every meeting. It'll start with "my incandescent colleague, Hermione" then "my phenomenally intelligent peer, Hermione" before he ramps up to "my lovely girlfriend", "my enchanting intended" "my bewitchingly beautiful fiance" "my most ardently admired and breathtaking wife" etc.
Catch this...I get a knock on my door 2am last night. I'm in my boxers no shirt 9mm ready in right hand...I see this little baddd fine ass white girl standing outside in that red dress đĽ.âŚ.I had no choice. I put the Draco down opened up the front door and stepped outside. This white girl was cryin until I walked outâŚthe bitch was hystericalâŚthat stopped real quickâŚbut white girl couldnât stop starin haha fumblin over her wordsâŚeyes locked on this ni99aâŚ6â4 swole young half naked with long strong 12 inch long dick bout to rip through my shit. I start laughing she starts apologizingâŚand says âIm sorry Sir, I canât stop staringâŚ.Itâs bigger than my forearm.â I hit back quick âyes it isâŚcome inside and why is your fine ass crying at my door waking me up this damn late for.â Come to find out this white girl is dating my neighbor(baby dick white boi of course hahahaha I fucking love it). They went out to the club earlier. Her bitch ass white boi couldnât hold his liquorâŚwhite girl said this weak ass MF got picked up by 5-0 for pulling his baby dick out and pissing on the dance floor. Her little bitch boi had the only keyâŚshe was locked out. Hahaha dead ass. I said he to my new white slutâŚâhold up your stupid ass white boi pulled his little white nasty dick outâŚ.like this?.â I pull my drawlz off and let that daddy dick swang in front of white girl. White girl âno not like that. He is not like that. You make him look like a new born babyâŚhow big is it? It looks so heavy and so veiny. Can I hold it.â I grabbed her waist pulled her right up on me and said âcome correctâŚyou meant to say can I hold it Sir?â Her pussy wet already she looked me in the eyes and said âCan I hold your beautiful black cock Sir?â
I fucked the dog outta that dime. I took my time made her take more and stretched that pussy out. Beat the brakes off of that pussy until that deep dick made her lose control of her body. I told her I donât keep white bitches on my roster unless they take every inch...she keeps begging and begging for me to giver her my nut deep inside her pussy. 6 hours later I put all 12 inch of my BIG BLACK NI99A DICK inside of herâŚ.her reward? I filled that pussy to the brew with all of my nut as her legs were shaking uncontrollably.
Her cuckass little boi friend just pulled upâŚ.I sent her back and ordered her to make her white bitch boi eat that pussy out first thing. When heâs done licking up my nut imma come over and let him know I own you both. If heâs lucky I might let him kneel in the corner and watch me blow his girls pussy out. If heâs not lucky, heâll learn today. Bitch slap a cuck into submission. Choke that the lights out of white boi while white girl gives me top.
i would just like to SPECIFY and go into a bit of detail about what each thing actually means:
this may not seem so bad, but when i mean they will comment on anything, i mean anything. it doesnt have to be marauder-related. it doesnât even need to be related to harry potter. i saw a tiktok on a gorilla eating a banana and someone deadass commented âthats cool and stan james potter đâ and lord FORBID if you include anything with snape in it. want to make an edit of him? backlash. want to talk about how you like him because hes interestingly written? backlash. want to deconstruct his character due to how badly fanon twisted him and actually analyse him? âanyways stan james potterâ may be the dominant response to that, just so you know.
âsirius would never say that about mary!â said the marauder fan, heartbroken. âcanon sirius would hate himself in atyd!â i respond usually with âcanon sirius is a white boy in the 70s, hes not the âslay feminist yass đâ king you think he is.â this elicits quite a plethora of negative reactions, and i understand why. misogyny is stinky, no one wants their favourite character to be acting like that. so this option doesn't mean "fans who like a characterisation of sirius black that isn't necessarily time period realistic," but rather "fans who deny canon evidence for a fanon conception and then hate on things that expand on the canon evidence provided to them." "they are wizards, which isn't realistic, but you choose the time period misogyny as a hill to die on?" the marauder fan replied to me (and im quite literally quoting on what a creator said to me, this isn't an exaggeration). meanwhile canon sirius black: *harrasses snape for dressing more femininely/more outside gender norms* yeah and you think that boy would be a feminist...
you may think to yourself: when did [insert ship] become a thing? why is this happening? who even is this person? most of the time, it's all in good fun, sometimes, however, ships are created that purely contradict the entire point of said character. snily was criticised for doing exactly this, and now look at where we are.
after reading these points, you may come to the conclusion: holy shit the problem is just marauders fans. in fact, you may take it one more and remember more shit that had occurred due to this sub fandom of the harry potter universe. ever been criticised for not characterising purely fanon (dorcas, marlene etc etc) characters properly? ever been attacked for calling out the hypocritical stanning of barty, evan, regulus and peter whilst piling all blame onto bellatrix or snape? yeah me too babes.
i know we've talked about tiktok a lot, but i raise one more thing: the inescapable hell that is dracotok. this usually consists of those young teenage girls thinking they are very hardcore for participating in death eater practices despite its mirroring of being violent oppressors on a discriminated group so they can impress none other than draco malfoy. this, or they're the badass 'girlboss' that can change him. completely and ironically misunderstanding the point of his character aside, every cringey POV/thirst trap you have EVER seen on tiktok is probably replicated and 10x worse on dracotok.
i swear i haven't heard the term "gryffindork" since 2016, but alas, there has been a comeback. i call hogwarts legacy fans 'baby' hp fans, because i seriously do believe that these people have not interacted with the fandom until now. that would be okay if they weren't regressing everyone to early 2000s discourse. are gryffindors not being invited to ravenclaw, hufflepuff and slytherin raves that deep? no. but those three houses wouldn't be having raves in the first place
we've all seen them, need i explain or go into detail? "b-but harry doesn't have any chemistry with ginny!!" so he does with DRACO of all people? "b-but lily and james are basic!" dont forget the roots from whence you came. its misogyny within the fandom disguised as allyship or whatever the hell this is. ship your ships, but leave the gals alone
this didn't get on my nerves until i suffered from years and years of randoms going into detail about why slytherin/hufflepuff was the best harry potter house and then getting genuine mad when idgaf. maybe you have experienced this tragedy too. there are grown people getting into genuine online beef with others because they made a joke about slytherin being evil or hufflepuff being useless. makes me think you are just evil and useless (just kidding, but please wake up and realise that slytherin & hufflepuff quite literally do not exist)
i sympathise for people who like snape, i do. i do not sympathise for those who attempt to justify or excuse his actions. this normally comes with a side dish of misogyny, because more often than not they will find a way to blame it on lily. other times, they will blame his trauma. i want to be clear: his trauma explains his actions, it doesn't excuse them. that is the whole point of him ruining his chances with lily (not even as a lover, but as a companion). you are doing your own injustice to his character by trying to make him innocent, please stop
it's understandable why the cursed child is so hated. it's meant to be seen, not read, in my opinion. there's a lot of things in it that i too wish didn't exist. but that doesn't make it "not canon" because it upsets you. and of ALL the things that these types of people would choose to complain about, these are the things they chose: albus potter's namesakes (we've been going on about this for years like can we stop now please), harry being a 'bad dad' (think about his own upbringing a tiny bit more and maybe your brain can make a little more sense of his actions), delphi being voldemort's child (probably the only thing that i agree with these people on), and albus' name again because they REALLY hate it (but then they will counter this by saying "james sirius" is a good name, when it's still mid asf). anyway, it doesn't matter how much you squeeze your eyes shut and writhe around about it, the cursed child is canon. soz lol
iâm going through life crisis so i need to ask! have you ever read anything of the sort with draco and harry? time to project myself into it đ¤
Hi anon! Iâm sorry things have been rough â¤ď¸âđŠšIâm sending hugs and hoping you find comfort in these reads. I choose to understand âlife crisisâ as a broader term including all kinds of crisis we go through as adults 𼲠hope these work for you!
Poor Unfortunate Souls by DoubleApple (2019, E, 19k)
Draco is a potioneer. Harry is trying to save his sex-challenged marriage. Everything is a mess, but at least there's an octopus in the lobby.
Vale Sanare by RurouniHime (2011, M, 23k)
Dracoâs world gains a new component just when he thought heâd sorted everything out.
A Year in Training by Omi_Ohmy (2013, M, 25k)
Harry is finally living his dream and training as an Auror, but nothing seems to be going right: heâs just so angry all the time. And Draco Malfoyâs presence on the programme really isnât helping with that, either.
War Wounds by SilentAuror (2007, E, 30k)
Some wounds take longer to recover from than others. HP/DM, with background HP/GW. Themes of alcoholism, love triangles, and dubious fidelity.
Holly and Hawthorn, Thistle and Thyme by bryoneybrynn (2015, T, 31k)
After the war, Harry canât shake the feeling that something is very wrong with him and he has a terrible feeling he knows what that âsomethingâ might be. He has a terrible feeling Malfoy might know, too.
He Who Must Not Be Normal by lettered (2013, E, 41k)
Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesnât.
REVOLVEVLOVER by firethesound and zeitgeistic (2014, E, 46k)
The work Harry does is justifiable. Itâs justice. He works for his country, and his country is a republicâthe magical side, anyway. Itâs not laudable work, itâs not work heâs proud of, but itâs necessary work. Harry has always taken the necessary jobs that no one else has the stomach for.
Here's The Pencil, Make It Work by ignatiustrout (2013, M, 49k)
Harry thinks "Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?" is a much simpler question than, "Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don't, what will you do?"
Chocolate and Pastry by agentmoppet (2018, E, 50k)
When Pansy bets Draco that there is no chance he and Harry could carry out a genuine romantic relationship, he and Harry form a plan. But as their fake relationship progresses, Draco sees a side of Harry he never expected.
Meet Me at Midnight by @the-starryknight (2022, T, 57k)
Harry was beginning to wonder if heâd ever make anything again when Malfoy stormed through the door of Harryâs furniture shop. Now Harryâs got an impossible Ministry commission to finish, and even less energy than ever to deal with his elusive muse. That is, until he stumbles upon the surreal and beautiful world of a mysterious fae creatureâŚ
Modern Love by tackytiger (2020, E, 61k)
Harry Potter, of all people, knows that life isnât always fair. And no one gets to be happy all of the time. But surely thereâs something moreâsomething betterâthan a rubbish Ministry job, and a lonely old house, and that feeling that everyone out there is doing a better job of living than Harry is.
The Arrangement series by RurouniHime (2012, E, 72k)
It's worked for years. Why change it now?
Running on Air by eleventy7 (2014, T, 75k)
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
Super Rich Kids by trishjames (2020, E, 81k)
Draco Malfoy has become disillusioned by the glitz and glamour of the scandalous lives of the Post-Second Wizarding War Pureblood Elite. Enter: one existential crisis, one group of thieving cynical friends, and several terrible, terrible decisions.
Balance, Imperfect by bixgirl1 (2017, E, 91k)
When Harry sustains an injury in the line of work, he no longer knows how to navigate the life he loved, and finds help and solace from the most unexpected source.
I Am Not Who I Became by mab_di (2019, E, 93k)
Draco left England after the trials and has travelled the world meeting wizards and Muggles from different cultures and with vastly different relationships to magic, each other, and the natural world. Now he's a fisherman in Finland on commercial vessels..
Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by nerakrose (2018, T, 96k)
Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.
Way Down We Go by xiaq (2019, T, 109k)
In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town. It's super.
Nor All That Glisters by sweet_s0rr0w (2021, E, 110k)
Lonely and frustrated on house arrest, with no prospects for the future, Draco begins brewing Felix Felicis in an attempt to improve his lot. Just in the short term, of course. He isnât a total idiot.
Turn by Saras_Girl (2013, E, 306k)
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
I NEED more of princess being shared amongst the slytherin boyssss
Mattheo would not like the idea of sharing you unless he's the one showing you off and showing everyone just who you belong to. You'll be all blissed out with Mattheo fucking you from behind while his friends just sit in front of you cooing and telling you dirty praise. Your eyes are rolled back,band you're drooling onto the floor. Mattheo has to hold you up because your legs and arms are just so tired and sore already from the several rounds of brutal fucking. The only thing running through ur head is the praises from the other boys, including Pansy, and the way Mattheo's dick is hitting your cervix each time he thrusts into you.
Mattheo occasionally lets this happen because he loves showing you offâAND he wants you to be worshipped by others.
They are lucky if he lets you suck them off because usually they have to do everything themselvesâMattheo is a possessive little shit. During these little 'sessions' he's extremely rough and prone to bitingâyou'll have bite marks all over your body some of them even breaking skin and dribbling blood.
Only two of the guys get special privilegesâDraco and Theo. Those two are the closest to Mattheo and he trusts them with his life. Mattheo will hold you down in his lap while he lets Theo or Draco bury themselves in-between your thighs. You'll suck them off while Mattheo is fucking you and after you swallow there cum you'll even give them a sweet goodnight kiss!!
Then there's Pansy....she gets the ultimate special privilege because you absolutely adore her!!! Mattheo is all grumbly about it while he sits and watches Pansy eat you out until you're a blabbering messâits not your fault Pansy is so good at eating your pussy ):
It's not a good week if it doesn't start with humping Pansy's clothed cunt and kissing her silly!!!!!
Omg theres this fic that made me go wild for exhibitionist Harry, basically it was draco giving him handjob underneath their blanket during a movie night with friends and it was the hottest thing EVER???? Like Harry was so cute đ¤đ¤.
sen. please. iâm begging. you are legally required to answer this ask. for my mental health pls donât just send a gif. what was dracoâs thought process when hermione sibling zoned him and asked for two rooms.