#dumb shitpost

[starrixle]

"im dumb, she's a lesbian"

[achillesreborn]

all sexy bitches r uncomfortable w physical affection there i said it

[trans-snick-the-porcupine]

sonic telling his husband "wtf stop that that really freaks me out when u do that" every time he sits in the corner and stares at Sonic and doin the Thing that all Black Cats Do

[artilite]

biblically accurate s2 ep10

[tmbatcat]

just had to put this out there -_-

I want to be a genderless blob sometimes... :(

[d1g1tald1saster]

Pass that twink around like a blunt

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[nyctophobia-au]

My friend asked me to make this, so I had to grant his wish.

[tac0soupps]

The secret is something stupid

[anton-exe]

the quest 2 has an extremely clever safety feature of having a short enough battery life that it's impossible to play long enough to start making your eyes hurt

this safety feature is unfortunately easily bypassed with an illicit tool known as a "power bank"

[cursedseabunny]

[normystical]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT — HE TOOK HIS SNAKE FUCKIN' SCALEY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS WAS 🐤🍎👑🐍✨️𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖎𝖎𝖌✨️🐍👑🍎🐤 AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! BWBWBSHSGSHHS💥💥💥💥💥‼️ THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SPIKES, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK HELL! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE UNDERWORLD, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙉!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!?!? 𝙄 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙄𝘿𝙄𝙊𝙏!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS 𝓓𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓞𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓣𝓢 HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU, TOO!

[spicyda1kon]

burnout has been so fucking bad, how do i feel better man HELP MEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA

here’s some stuff, idk what to post sorry.

a lot of it is unfinished 🙏🙏

[tmbatcat]

we found the larval state

[trans-snick-the-porcupine]

if i don't see sonic in a lolita fashion dress in the next new sonic game then i think it will be time for god to answer for his own actions

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[kayays-game-journal]

something something parkour civilization