#dungeon nerd

[deanturtle]

Still need to give it a base but the avatar of the raven queen is done. Feathers still look a little flat in the picture but held up to the light have a nice shimmer.

The party are going to hear about how the towns supply of parchment has gone missing, find ravens cut open, tatters of parchment paper strewn through the trees, the fleeting glimpses of a raven masked humanoid at the edge of camp.

Finally they come across a grove with a pit dug into the centre of a clearing marked with black candles. As they approach the collection of feathers, broken statues, blood soaked rope, and tattered parchment covered in glowing runes all coalesce into a vaguely humanoid for. With an unholy screech it lunges at the party and into the forest in search of the undead.

[deanturtle]

Adds this detail to every homebrew campaign from now on.

I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.

I'm not interested in this

[gerrykeay]

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

[blumineck]

The Bard is At It again!*

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[parrish-the-thot]

A continuation of this post I made

I imagine Steve genuinely doesn’t think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional “what is he yelling about in that table” or “ Munson actually showed up to class” or once in sophomore year he thinks “how much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounce” which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didn’t want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steve’s car)

The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is “why the fuck did Munson double park his van, I’m going to be late looking for a parking spot now” it absolutely drives him crazy.

He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears “what is Munson doing under the bleachers?” when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isn’t a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.

Steve isn’t not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just don’t run in the same circles, so he doesn’t really think about him too much, just in a genuine, “I don’t know them, don’t interact with them, so I don’t really think about them” sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steve’s focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.

Steve’s experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesn’t know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into a…a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didn’t think a girl would want to know about that.

He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in “thise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best way” and how his soulmate “wanted to be those shorts” causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.

One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard “god Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouth” figures chances are his soulmate isn’t a girl at all.

With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.

Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someone’s table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on people’s lunches, Steve thinks “what if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwich”

Eddie, whose soulmate didn’t even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.

Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he don’t 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steve’s soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)

[inktho]

🎯 critical hit

[astriiformes]

Went to the farmer's market today which meant it was time to recreate one of the sillier panels in Dungeon Meshi

Vegetables.

[fantastictalesofadventure]

𝘚𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩...𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳!

[bobcatmoran]

Thinking about Dungeon Meshi and how it emphasizes that in order to survive, one must consume other lives, whether they be plant, fungi, or animal. And I'm especially thinking about it from a Buddhist point of view, where all life is connected, and how the phrase, "Itatakimasu," a polite form of the "to receive" verb, is a standard Japanese pre-meal ritual. Because to eat is to receive the lives of the organisms that have contributed to your meal, the efforts of the farmers that grew the crops, that raised the animals, the breeding of said crops and animals from generations past. Countless events have happened so that you can eat a slice of pepperoni pizza, or whatever your dinner may be.

It's all part of an infinitely complex web of people, of plants, of animals, which led you to this meal, and "itadakimasu" is an expression of gratitude to all those who have led to this point where you are eating a meal.

And in Dungeon Meshi, this chain is no less, despite the foreign ingredients. The dungeon has its own ecosystem, each piece playing its part. And to consume any of it is to respect its place, to appreciate the sacrifice of life that has led to the nourishment that allows you to continue your own life. And to take more than you need to survive is a crime against this ecosystem.

[whereismazo]

just gonna drop this here where I can see it

[deanturtle]

Made a mask for d&d, weird to say that I was inspired by the cult of the raven queen?

Also don’t think that’s too bad for my first try.

[pigeon-princess]

Anya has been an incredible new edition to the strahd party dynamic and I think we're reaching peak levels of chaos

[thistledropkick]

(source)

Kentaro Kumagai, the voice actor who plays Laios in Delicious in Dungeon, was a guest commentator on DDT recently. He requested, and got, a kiss from Dieno!

He also did a great job on commentary - I had no idea, but it turns out he's a big pro wrestling fan.

His review of the kiss, from his twitter:

"I've achieved the one thing I desired as a pro wrestling fan...! his lips were soft!!"

[kaiserouo]

i don't even know there is a ledge until i googled what the legit path is

[blumineck]

Any excuse to get the pole out 🙄

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[artisticrendezvous]

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