#dwarf singing

[conkers-thecosy]

Anyone playing "Return To Moria"?? Because yesterday I found out you can sing while you mine and it gives you a buff, and I just.... 😍

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

YES! JOIN ME IN THE DELCIOUS DUNGEONS!

[milesasinmorales]

YOU GUYS DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THE MISTY MOUNTAINS SONG. THORINS FUCKING GENTLE ASS VOICE, LIKE HE WAS PUTTING HIS WHOLE SOUL INTO THAT. THEY ALL SOUND SO GOOD. LIKE THE FUCKING HARMONIZED HUMMING????

[its-to-the-death]

Glasses Swag Sequel Preliminary Round #8

Only one will make it into the bracket!

[blujayonthewing]

I love that periodical cicada broods are made up of multiple different species that all look really similar and all emerge on the exact same schedule as one another, and I love that 13 year and 17 year broods are made up of entirely different species from one another but that those species are essentially identical and indistinguishable in every single way except for locality and lifespan

[taralen]

A simple tribute to my beloved dwarf frog Pal and his tadpoles that died from freak accidents shortly after his passing. He developed acute dropsy without warning or any signs and passed away three days later. 😔He is survived by his "wife" and only remaining tadpole.

I originally had this Miniton Spamton [F1] patting his head to heal him, but I felt that was kind of cope, so I did this instead.

This funny little man helped me through my grieving, but I still teared up working on this, admittedly.

RIP Pal 2021 - 2023 You weren't too bright, but you were a good little fellow. May you sing your cute squeaky songs in Heaven. Love you forever.

[bastart13]

Are there any ll characters you can see as a dwarf? I was always bummed we never got any main dwarf characters

Saaame! It's hard thinking who could fit it, though. My instinct is either August or Helena, with August's family travelling to establish their inn and August training as a knight in his new home domain, and Helena being forced out due to her magic especially when the dwarven culture have very few magicians.

I could also see it being Caligo. As a spymaster, their background is pretty malleable, plus they'd have to travel so it wouldn't interfere with their relationships with Iseul or Sophira.

[maslickonachlebik]

Today's dream

So I was for some reason Lister and I decided to play better than life with the crew. Well we joined and nothing special was really happening. Later, I was talking with rimmer and he said he has a date with someone so I was like "omgg no way woow", but here's the thing. That girl (idk how she looked like anymore) just INVITED me to their date. And I actually came. I was waiting for them to come, but only rimmer arrived. He was extremely mad it was really funny XD anyways we were sitting there together and for some reason...we started singing cotton eye Joe😭 Then cat and kryton came and started singing with us, and then I woke up from that dream in that dream and I went on Tumblr and started writing this down, after that I woke up for real and actually started to write this up😍

[newkatzkafe2023]

Genderbend Villainous Disney Princesses x Yandere reader

Chapter 4 uh...Hi

It was another day, another gloomy Autumn morning now normally (y/n) would sleep in on days like this but she had to get some work done in her treehouse. Some wood was molding and the ceiling was falling apart. 'That part will fall apart if I'm not careful' you thought to yourself while you get you tools. Your home is big beautiful treehouse you've been taking care of it for years it's your only home and the only place you know. Grabbing your chainsaw you step out to cut the nearest log until you notice something strange their was a shadows in a distance. They were slowly getting closer you quickly put on your goggles and moved the chainsaw in defense position you then moved behind the log you were going to cut.

(???) OK I should be close I can feel it

Close? You thought to yourself

(???) Oh man they haven't sang in a while i hope I didn't stray of the path.

The figure was tall Man with long black hair in a ponytail He had some bags with him a he wore a puffy white suit. He didn't seem like a threat but a Stranger is a Stranger you Quietly moved closer and continue to listen...

(???) The voice came from this Broken down tree house. Alright Jasmir just put up with it for awhile the second you find the girl the second you can go back to Arabah.

So this guy is Jasmir you thought. you finally decided to make yourself known grunting to get his attention. Jasmir felt a Presents behind him and turn to see you, Admittedly he freaked out see a young forest woman wielding a stange but sharp Contraption that looks like it can do some serious damage. You continued to stare at Jasmir with soulless but curious eyes you Observed Jasmir up close he was definitely taller than you and had a smooth face you notice he wore some shiny items on them. He was kinda cute to you, as you continued to stare. As you stared at him Jasmir was sweating like Crazy he never Inspected to have a stare off with a quiet and cute girl. She was slightly Intimidating but something told him she wasn't a threat.

(Jasmir) Um Hi?

(Y/N) ( Stareing)...

(Jasmir) (weirded out) I am Jasmir I am the Sultan and Ruler of Arabah

You continued to stare at Jasmir as if to ask what Brings him to her forest home. Jasmir decided to Continue

(Jasmir) incase you are wondering I am on a search for something or rather someone. You see I been hearing a voice from this forest and it's been calling me and I need to know where it comes from.

You gasped! Your (e/c) eyes widened in Realization he must have heard you song the only time of the whole day you used your voice. Jasmir heard your voice from miles away?! Like what?! Anyways if he came all this way to find you then it must be faith you can't let him go. You can't let him go ever.

You put your chainsaw down on the side of the log, you then wave your hand at him and Beckoned you to follow him in your house. Jasmir was confused but not Deterred though he should really be careful he has no knowledge on who you are or why you're out here, but you clearly live here so. As Jasmir walk their you were on a Lift looking contraption. You continued to Beckoned him to join the Lift and as soon as Jasmir climbed on you began pulling the both of you up to your home. Jasmir was amazed but kelp a calm face but he now had many more questions about you and this Place. You two finally got to your tree house

Jasmir's Jaw dropped when the saw your home as you walked ahead of him silently toward the kitchen and put on a kettle of tea 🍵.

(Jasmir) you live here?! It looks like a bunch of teddy bear threw up rainbows and glitter on this place. It's so sickenly cute.

You rolled your eyes at him as you waited for the kettle to boil. You pointed to his bag 🎒 your (e/c) not leaving his face. Jasmir was confused but understood what you wanted to know.

Jasmir smirks again

(Jasmir) ( Arrogantly) Your wondering what's in here huh? Well since you asked, theses are maps of my home and the land that Surrounds it as i said im on a Search expedition for a mysterious voice and it has lead me to this forest. You see I was a handsome Prince Confine to that stupid castle since my father died. My mother presented me to many Princesses from other kingdoms to marry but they were either spoiled, Clingy, self-centered, Is haughty, bratty or arrogant and liked to hear themselves talk.

WoW are you the one to talk you Thought as you Boardly listen to Jasmir's Back story but then his voice changed

(Jasmir) But ever since I took my kingdom by force I heard a strange sound

Now You went back to listening to him Intently this time.

Jasmir( Softly) I heard a voice, a voice filled with fear, loneliness and disappointment, as if they were robbed of having a decent life. It was calling me every night when the moon was out I could no longer resist it I want to find them.

Jasmir (darkly) I NEED THEM.

Now You can confirm this situation. Jasmir was hear because of your love song or Mating Call as you Called it. he must of came all the way from his home country to court you and claim you as his own. The thoughts of what will take place in the future was enough to put a blush on your face and your whole body but you remain calm as not to scare him.

Jasmir(Frustrated) But everywhere I turn I wasn't even close I'm already low on money and resources I brought along with me and I am knowhere near then. I think thier teasing me

Well I kinda am you thought to yourself. Overall you really wanna test him to see if he's desperate enough to follow you to the ends of the earth. In case you haven't notice Jasmir was obsessed with the voice and its love song and your growing obsessed with the Sultan himself. Learning that your song is driving Jasmir Crazier then he already is you know that you to are Each other's destiny.

You will twist and pull and cut and tear and rip apart and stitch back up Jasmir until he had nothing left to give. You will make him love you and think he can never get by without you. You will have him think that he's going to DIE without you.

You stare at Jasmir before lightly slapping him to get him to focus

(Jasmir) (Gasped) How dare?!

But before he can finish you pointed at the picture frame on the main wall. Jasmir looked up and saw a huge picture of you in a pure white dress and a flower crown although their was some disturbing parts like you still had the same blank face as you cuddled a dead racoon and with blood on your hands and smudgeson your dress. Jasmir was Mesmerized and he then noticed the bottom of the frame that had a name.

(Jasmir) (In a low tone) Your Name is (Y/N)?

You stared at him one last time, before finally speaking

(Y/N) I am (Y/N) (L/N)

Jasmir was a goner, and a Figuratively dead man

He has no idea of the Ginormous and infected boo boo he has created.

Jasmir has no clue of how much danger he is in

AND the WORST part is he doesn't even CARE.

ok finally finished chapter 4 hope you like it and please leave comments below of what you think will happen in the future I want to hear you thoughts.

[keeksybee]

Lister gets Transfixed when Rimmer sings:

It’s an established fact in Red Dwarf that Rimmer can sing and sing well. It’s mentioned as an off handed joke as Lister teases Rimmer but it’s also a legitimate compliment that Lister wouldn’t mock unless it were true, so this is my take on that.

Just imagine that Rimmer just has just gotten his hard-light body, for the first time in six years he can touch things again and it’s no secret Lister is a bit of a slob and most likely left their sleeping quarters in an “interesting” (read: almost hazmat suit worthy) state. Now, he’s not required to clean it himself, Kryten would do it, but 1) he’s a little type A and has his own system for how the cleaning routine should be accomplished and 2) he can touch again, he can feel again, and even something as non remarkable as wiping the viewport window is the first physical sensation he’s had in eons and he doesn’t want Kryten to take the opportunity from him, so when he’s sure Lister is off doing something else and he won’t be disturbed he digs out the ear phones and futuristic IPod he stashed under his bunk all those years ago, plugs them in (I like to think he has a weakness for music from our era) and starts to deep clean the room top to bottom, methodically scrubbing and washing and wiping every stain and dirty mark.

Soon, he relaxes and under his breath at first starts to sing his playlist until eventually he’s belting it out, character impressions and dance moves included, he’s so wrapped up in it he doesn’t realise Lister is watching from the doorway, wide eyed, smile fond, as he sees Rimmer, RIMMER of all people, laugh, and dance, and play pretend, almost like a normal person, nothing like the neurotic git who once got so drunk the night before his astronavigation exam he stood up and preformed a surprisingly good rendition of “Ain’t your Mama” by Jenifer Lopez at the Copacabana lounge to a crowd of jeering astros, he’s completely sober this time and he can sing, he can really sing and it’s soft, and warm, and genuinely happy. He stands there for an indeterminate amount of time just…listening and if his cheeks went a little pink and his heart jumped a few notches at Rimmer contented expression and fluttering lashes over closed eyes he’d never admit to it.

He got the feeling that he probably shouldn’t be there, that this was a deeply personal thing to Rimmer and he was intruding on it, but he just looked so… peaceful, and he couldn’t tear himself away, that was until he leaned in and missed the wall sending him crashing to their bunk room floor and the singing came to an embarrassed screeching halt, he got up playing that he’d had a few more cans of lager than usual that day and he was piss drunk, out the corner of his eye he saw Rimmer sigh, assuring himself his secret was safe, as he climbed into bed and mimed passing out he caught a never before seen affectionate expression and a quiet “Oh Lister” as Rimmer tucked him into his bunk like a toddler, his heart suddenly sank as he realised that this was the person Rimmer was too terrified to reveal for fear Lister would call him weak, it was tragic but he didn’t know how to address it without Rimmer becoming defensive and shutting down.

So he slept. He slept and dreamed of Rimmer singing with that lovely look of contentment he’d never see.

PS: I just think he’d sing this

[sw5w]

Feared Bounty Hunter Watches the Race

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:01:10

[whats-in-a-sentence]

They heard his voice lift in a kender trailsong.

Your one true love's a sailing ship

That anchors at our pier.

We lift her sails, we man her decks,

We scrub the portholes clear;

And yes, our lighthouse shines for her,

And yes, our shores are warm;

We steer her into harbor –

Any port in a storm.

The sailors stand upon the docks,

The sailors stand in line,

As thirsty as a dwarf for gold

Or centaurs for cheap wine.

For all the sailors love her,

And flock to where she's moored,

Each man hoping that he might

Go down, all hands on board.

"DragonLance Chronicles: Dragons of Autumn Twilight" - Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

sorry for dwarf posting so much. do u hate me

[pitaivvu]

Watched The Hobbit, and did a self-insert as a traveling artist to cure my need on going on an adventure to meet magical beings

[tuff-the-dwarf]

Tragedy kind of fic where every time the character dies the story repiets itself but characters are in a different setting. With every chapter they slowly realize that their love is doomed, and yet they still love each other in that short time that they have

[chocmarss]

I find it incredibly hilarious that in the book, the dwarves were greeted warmingly at Lake Town with music and food, and were given a big house to stay in for a while. In the The Desolation of Smaug, they had to sneak around and climb through Bard’s toilet to hide in his house. They were also constantly wet and miserable. They were eventually caught by Kili’s busted leg when stealing for weapons at the armoury. They were only given all those nice things after they were brought to the Master, sure, but the difference is entirely too funny to me