#dysfunction aspect

[rubyharleylalonde]

some combos for headcanons <3 gold star to anyone who can guess who these are for

herbalist of truth (seer+sylph of life+rage)

puppeteer of dysfunction (witch+maid of void+mind)

mother of loyalty (knight+maid of heart+hope)

cleric of pride (knight+sylph of heart+breath)

overlord of dedication (prince+page of time+blood)

gatekeeper of apathy (prince+seer of heart+void)

beacon of prosperity (rogue+heir of light+hope)

supernova of grudges (prince+heir of time+rage)

repenter of liberty (mage+maid of breath+light)

warlock of stagnancy (prince+witch of light+void)

all designed by @/superxstarzz!

[eviebofficial]

Wayhaven post. Sorry but I'm still obsessed with the seating arrangements when everyone gets in the car. A in the driver's seat swinging the vehicle around like a maniac on the way to a mission. Detective in the passenger seat with their life flashing before their eyes. M and F squashed together in the back shoving each other like squabbling children. N right next to them slightly motion sick but trying to enjoy the quality time

[mongeese]

Kim Kitsuragi my fucking belovedddd

[Image ID: A screenshot of text from the game Disco Elysium. It reads:

YOU - "You needn't have worried."

KIM KITSURAGI - "But I did. Anyway..." He looks around, a little uncomfortable now.

ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success] - Dammit, you're a grown man, the lieutenant thinks. Shouldn't have gotten *protective* here.

End ID]

[borgialucrezia]

i love how both vannozza and juan are the family's reminiscing idealists. vannozza wants to believe that the family is ruled by love rather than ambition and views the past through a romanticized lens because she values family ties. on the other hand juan yearns for a perfect world where his family is harmonious, his parents are proud of him, his brother respects him as an equal, and his sister is a madonna-like figure whom he must preserve...which is funny considering they're both aware of their reality!! but vannozza holds onto nostalgia while juan attempts to force his ideal vision onto reality.

[secondpersonpoetry]

you’ve probably already read it before, but the poem Party by Kim Addonizio really got me tonight. first thought was “oh man. yeah” and then my second thought was “how can i make this about my hockey guys somehow………..”anyway! have a good one! 

oh. oh.

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[keepchangingandneverstop]

Day 181 - my house WAS clean

[oxygenbefore1775]

I guess there's no such thing as a medieval failing marriage

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Shigidi and the Brass Head of Obalufon

follows an unhappy nightmare god in the Orisha spirit company - the corporate structure of gods & spirits in the modern world who deal in prayers and belief

he meets a succubus who convinces him to go freelance, and they travel the world getting their own sustenance and building a relationship

but the elder gods aren’t finished with him, and he’s tasked with stealing an artifact from the British museum, with the help of a human magician from the succubus’ past

nonlinear storytelling

[yang-png]

HELL YEAH ANOTHER CHAOS SISTERS RUINED MY LIFE (affectionate) TRUTHER

brothers in arms

[aliceundrground]

For anyone else relating to this- executive dysfunction may be the term you've been searching for

[dailydivergent]

There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.

This is because everything in my life requires work:

maintaining friendships

keeping up with my hygiene

managing bills

making money

remembering my basic needs

sleeping regularly

outputting creatively

All requires some aspect of work for me.

And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.

If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.

If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.

You're not dysfunctional.

You're not incapable.

You're doing your best.

[arcane-aries]

:)

[cosmik-homo]

So much of 18Missy2 is like. Can we stop hurting each other so much? Maybe not, but can we bring it to- to normal levels, can we find a way to live with it. Can the entity-formerly-known-as-the-Master stop being kind of an awful person? Maybe not, but there are one million entitled assholes in the universe, right, the issue is Scale of Harm. can we find something we can live with?

[gildedtragedies]

me with my fallout 4 hyperfixation fic that i updated daily for three weeks and then never looked at again

Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀

[lemontongues]

one thing about me as a batman fan is that im not 100% convinced his penis works very good. im completely fine with fanfic where hes horny as hell and fucks like a machine and all that but in my heart of hearts im like. this man has erectile dysfunction.

like first of all theres the psychological aspect, in the sense that that man is stressed the hell out and traumatized and paranoid and juggling like 600% more in his head than the average person, which im told doesnt usually contribute to great boners. so there's that part. getting the man to put down his schedules and business concerns and the three different cases hes working on in the back of his head and the updates he wants to make to the batmobile and all that shit. that guy is Distracted during sex. he loses his boner at least once a session because he starts thinking about killer croc or something and yeah hes freaky but not really in that direction, sorry. this is a thing that happens to him and is a known phenomenon to his partners.

and then second of all physiologically im not convinced that he hasnt mangled his penis to some degree in the course of all the training and crimefighting and whatnot. like even taking extra pains to protect it as im sure he would, all of the times that man has been exploded and thrown through walls and glass and all of the jumping off of buildings and swinging around he does?? i simply dont believe his penis has emerged entirely unscathed. you absolutely cant tell me that in the early days he didnt at least twice take a running leap off of something, misjudge his landing, and absolutely destroy his balls when he slipped and took a wrought iron fence full force between the legs. this must have happened. i know it to be true that this man has scars on his dick that he didn't ask someone to put there on purpose and i do kinda think it could eventually affect his sexual function, even aside from the impact of all of his other various and perpetual injuries causing him pain.

so what im saying is that my headcanon is that batman's dick game is weak as hell at least 50% of the time. what that dick do? today, absolutely nothing. tomorrow, who knows. which tbh i find kinda hot in a roundabout way actually, so. love that for him. sorry about your penis, batman.

[marshmellowtea]

not to be on my bullshit again but currently i am entertaining the thought of "incompetent egotistical businessman who think he's hot shit" ron x "younger assistant with a crush who's actually been carrying him the entire time they've been working together" henry