#easy pattern

[cozycraftzbl]

Jake the dog crochet pattern is now available on my etsy! You can find my shop link on my page!

[knithacker]

Knit This Easy Skull Cap Beanie For Kids In An Hour Or Less! 👉 https://buff.ly/2DY2CMV

[homestylealchemy]

How to Knit a Harry Potter Hogwarts House Scarf

Type your email… Subscribe With patience, skill, and love imbued, these scarves, a testament, are renewed. To houses, values, and dreams they bring, in every thread a song to sing. As you drape them ’round your neck with grace, feel Hogwarts’s magic in each embrace. Handmade scarves are forever dear, and bring the enchantment ever near. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” ― Harry…

[99thpercentile]

places where the audio distorts

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the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

[snigepippi]

Happy with my new scarf. It's lighter than my other winter scarfs so i think it will be good for spring and autumn

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[spookberry]

sparked to life

[starflungwaddledee]

Oooo starstruck dee has little stars at the bottom of her feet! Are they just aesthetic or would they make imprints into the ground? (like pawprints)

exactly like that! though she's not the only one...

edit: might need to add some additional dialogue to this to make it more clear, but a clarification in the interim; he knows about his own footprints. he's just surprised to see something similar already there when he knows he's only just landed. he lifts his own shoe to confirm that they're not identical (and also to reveal this to the viewer). seems his stoicism beat off the clarity in this one, sorry 😭

[csykora]

I got to watch the Twin Cities Queer Hockey Association championships this weekend! Great games, with the Narwhals ultimately winning over the Unicorns, who just didn’t have the scoring, but do have quite a good goalie, (who moved better than I remember from last year and really stole a couple saves under pressure from the winning team).

The Wild’s Jon Merrill volunteered as a linesman, and I’m not sure whether he understood the assignment better than anyone or whether he just doesn’t own full-length skating pants, because he showed up in a pair of black skinny jeans

(This was not an accidental cling giving that impression; they were definitely jeans and his borrowed zebra shirt was also too short, leaving his belt loops and a strip of tummy visible)

Those, my friends, are not badly fitted skinny jeans: those are pants struggling to contain the magnificent hilarity of D-Man Legg. (If anything I think they were loose around his calves??)

Not since someone made me look at those photos of Jamie Oleksiak smuggling bananas under his skin have I gotten to such a disconnect between the thigh and calf muscles of an otherwise intact person.

Them’s the backwards skating muscles right there. Absolutely delightful.

[urban-homesteading]

Everyone should learn basic crochet or knitting, because there will come a point when you are elderly. And being able to create blankets and hats, little bits of art that you leave behind, not only bonds you to your family when you are gone, but it gives you a way to contribute when you can no longer wrangle the cows or harvest the garden.

And there may even come a point where you no longer remember who or where you are. But you know what you do remember? You remember how to crochet. I worked in a nursing home and there were so many women with dementia who did not remember that they could knit, but if you gave them needles and yarn, their hands would remember and it would surprise them.

And instead of those women fretting because they didn't know what was happening, they then lost themselves in the meditative flow of knitting by focusing their attention and immersing themselves in the present moment. Which of course alleviates stress and promotes mental well-being. So you don't even have to know how to create a sweater, just knitting or crocheting a simple square helps you.

The absolute basics of crochet: Video Article

The absolute basics of knitting: Video Article

[cozycraftzbl]

A sad drunk horse pattern update!

[nazumichi]

haha so october huh (click 4 better quality)

[id: four drawings of owl house characters as they appear on the new promotional poster, background light purple with darker hatching. first drawing, luz and gus smile at each other and say “same hat!!” second, hunter holds flapjack and looks irritated, arrow pointing to the bird reading “lost strand privileges.” the third, vee, amity, and willow all walk together, talking and smiling. the fourth, hunter has his eyes closed, expression pensive and a strand of cut hair around his finger. end id.]

[enka11]

big man big fan

[fiendishartist2]

guess who just watched this years fourth of footwerk

[karamazovanon]

controversial opinion maybe but it BEWILDERS me when people (mostly americans ime) genuinely seriously with their whole chest complain about how impossibly hard russian names are. like. do a single google search. i don't see how you can comprehend that charles = chuck and margaret = peggy but can't fathom that rodion = rodya. how is this such a huge barrier of entry for people

[canisalbus]

My aunt is very sensitive to strong scents (buys my deodorant so that we know it won't harm her, because other than a couple brands, they give her migraines, we don't have scented candles, and I have a couple of perfumes, but I never wear them), so we're super careful there, but we also can't go into some stores because the perfume counter is Right There. When we go shopping, she knows to look for me in the candle aisle because I'll stand there sniffing each candle and giving a review to whoever is with me at the time

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