#eatin entrails

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//Okay so now I'm imagining for the Dragon AU Katherine starting out as this scullery maid for the dragons, cleaning in the kitchens to earn her freedom and in no way plotting her next escape (she tried the old tie the bedsheets down the tower routine. Psycho Demento caught her.) She serves them whatever entrails they've managed to catch while flying so she can make a serviceable meal for them. Smartaz is picky but the rest of them wolf down so much human food it's hard to really get half the preparation in. They'll eat raw chicken eggs and still flailing fish and giabt insects, horse meat and venison with its skin still on. Every so often they'll chomp into apples and leave nothing not even the pips.

Then when Katherine becomes a hunter gatherer for them and tries to shoot down easy prey or find wild, non poisonous berries and mushrooms or trade a butcher in the next village for his best cut of mutton, they start to respect her skills more. Hvæsa offers his back as a carriage since her human legs struggle to keep up with them. She'll get in the way of raids when she sees there are mothers with children in the vicinity and will sometimes sneak into houses to warn families that she saw dragons heading their way and give them time to evacuate. Other times she will escape into the forest until they've finished looting.

One day she saves Smartaz from being downed and slain by another hunter by pushing into him so he loses control of his crossbow. He rages at her and she rages with her and she fights him off as much as she can but he slaps her face so hard it reddens. Preparing to do more damage with a weapon he spies Unctuo and decides his glistening hide will make a perfect sell on the black market. Kitty without much strength to get up tries crawling after him but she hears the hunter's yelps. As if he's been tripped. Demento has camouflaged and used his tail as a tree root and is now cackling manically. The hunter being ambushed by the dragons who land in a circle around him, draws his weapon while Smartaz draws the sarcasm. They demand he hand over whatever he has or they'll burn him to a crisp. He starts some grand speech about how he's the greatest dragon hunter in the land and he's been hired as mercenary to bring their heads to the queen of a neighbouring kingdom. Kitty weakly throws rocks at his feet from under a stone underpass and he discovers her and drags her out. When Smartaz angrily tells him to let go of their slave he threatens to slit her throat unless they give themselves up to him. Smartaz thinks for a moment, then tells Unctuo to cut the sack loose and empty the loot. He's about to protest but does so anyway. Smartaz says they can have this bag in return for their servant. The hunter ponders over the treasure then laughs.

"This is a measly offer, for a meowle who cost me the pink coat of a pygmy dragon."

Smartaz stops. What is he talking about? He looks over Kitty, red in the face, barely standing, he looks to the hunter's bow.

"Boys...sick 'im."

At once the dragons are upon him. Firey breath is unleashed and in his place lies two smoking shoes. Demento encourages Kitty to pick them up. Smartaz announces they're going home to eat and Kitty doesn't say a word on the way back to the castle.

She weakly prepares a bird or two they caught and carries it into the great hall. She's about to ascend the staircase when Smartaz pipes up "Where do ya think ya goin'? Yer eatin' with us!"

Kitty looks to a spare chair. She sits down, in between Hvæsa and Jobbernowl...and devours the cooked fowl.

I felt like I was about to reach through the screen and destroy this hunter myself for hurting Katherine. But the dragon mafia took care of that for me 😌 though she definitely could use some comfort now. Someone get this girl a book and some warm tea! (Fleurs on it)

I love all of this!!! Gooooooddd I just want to write it out. Really. Demento can camouflage?? (I never thought of that for Dragon Psycho, but it's so perfect!) Kitty doing her best to save her acquaintances, the dragons getting protective of her abd starting to treat her better!!! This is such a slow-burn wholesome story that I wish I could see animated ^^

Imagine that after the fall of The Dark One, Katherine will still visit her new Dragon friends! Or they pick her up. That'd probably be easier. They go on hunting trips, share the spoils, catch up with each other, etc. She's not expected to prepare the food anymore, but she still does; she doesn't want to eat raw food herself 😆 but it's also for them too. She also tells them where they can or can't raide, and they will listen because they are all friends now! (At least take it into consideration??? Come on boys.)

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Incident at Ravens Gate 1988 Directed by Rolf de Heer (Bad Boy Bubby & Ten Canoes)

I heard a strange noise outside my cave last night, I looked to the stars and before you know it im standing infront of two Aliens. They say "Take me to your leader & show us your weiner" my pants came down and they gave me this YouTube link and some bum cream.

True story I promise

Anyway before the YouTube Aliens take down this video down or I have to write this post for the third fucking time (not even kidding). Check out this often forgotten Ozploitation classic.

God this 3rd draft has no soul...

Im away to the pub

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Here's your daily reminder to drink some water ♥️♥️♥️ ((ive heard organ meats are good for the health. are there any filipino dishes that use animal tongues and skin?))

ill be honest i do not eat for the nutrition i eat purely for the taste™ but if there IS a benefit to eatin organs then i guess im eatin healthy???

lengua is the one dish i know that DEFINITELY has animal tongue bc. well. lengua. itd be weird if it didnt have tongue. its not pig tongue tho. pig tongue tastes different. i think its ox? or ox-adjacent. devinitely bovine and not porcine. but i remember the lady near our house who sold grilled hearts ALSO sold dinuguan (which is mostly pig blood n entrails) that had tongue in it.

as for the skin the first and last thing ill recommend is chicharon. pork rinds. there are definitely some chicharon(nes) available to be bought here but nothin beats the ones from home. they jus taste better yknow?

barrin that you could always jus. roast a baby pig and then eat the skin. grandmother did that all the time

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Eatin'myself Back Together -

Hur hur what? A new post from the cannibal man digging his way to Japan "NEVER" no one says...

Well its time to open up my squelchy brain and tell some storys.

Heres a nice picture from Scotland of my unknowingly last show with Wardomized supporting "WheelChair WheelChair WheelChair WheelChair" "Kingpin" & "Black Talon" (Thats us all on stage after being told to get off during WheelChairs set)

And here's a song from my first & last album yippee may just give myself a donut.

I am now looking a new band... a right hand and a left shoe

Summers been a big load of ballax, ive been digging my grave most of it (not really ya egits) but certainly feels like it.

New music is always a bone chilling delight though!

Check out Ian MacKays tragically appropiate band "Embrace"

Oooh "I cant get what i want im a failure, nothing seems to work out quite the way planned". That's some very tight fitting lyrics to my crumbling stumbling grumbly life... Might tattoo that on my head! Yee Haw

Oh it feels good to be back Bubba! Its either that or im still stonned (make your own guesses). But expect my half dead posts on a more semi regular basis lovely folks.

"Im not Jesus like... maybe cheese crust" ?

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Since no one listens to me anymore and i must be yesterdays coffin im going to leave home and become a “Knightriders” directed by “George A Romero” in 1981 this Road Fantasy Revenge film is a mad mix of “Easy Rider” “King Arthur” and “Mad Max”. Who the fuck would mix that together, obviously the king of the zombie genre of course. 

Let get our steel horses revved and get into what Knightrider’s is about! 

Knightriders follows “Ed Harris” and his troupe of medieval reenactors as they live eat and sleep medieval times but with the added help of mans most fierce machine the Dirt bike replacing horses for battle. We are thrown into their lives from the very beginning and get to see their full act and how the public and cops respond to this unique spectacle of Knights on bikes beating shite out of each other. 

Everything dose not go as rosy as a fairy tale fantasy film would and this is where those elements of Easy Rider come in grounding the film when we get too lost in the pretend. 

This includes - Dirty cops - Longing for something more - Losing sight of what you have - Regaining what you have - Bad medical care - lack of money - Selling out - Chasing Death 

What about the armor I hear you cry? are the bikes rad? off fucking course they are my friend! I really give it to the prop and clothing department on this one the mix of modern technology with old medieval traditions works wonderfully on so many levels, you dont bat an eyelid seeing a knight on a bike. You want it to exist and looks real your eyes fool you into believing what you see almost like how a child looks at a puppet not batting a eyelid that hes not real. 

Tom Savini is also in this film, he has some great scenes as one of the main characters playing the Black Knight but what else is he famous for? Answer is....“Gore” guessed correctly well done! But to be honest there is practically no gore in the film apart from Ed Harris’s constantly bleeding chest. However the motor cycle mayhem is more than satisfactory its so well coordinated the next time I watch “Gladiator” im going to imagine every horse as a dirt bike whoo fuckin hoo.

Should you watch this film if all you care about is the zombie films George made? no definitely not the running time might keep you up past your bed time mate! If you want something different however you are in for a real hidden gem from the wonderful Director George A Romero - RIP

In next weeks blog come see a man crazy about chicken!

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Halloween III is kicking up more steam these days than it used to, mainstream horror websites and merchandise outlets milk the ever living hell out of the titular "silver shamrock" commercial and the "witch" "pumpkin" and "skull" masks featured in the film, Its probably sad most people don't know they turn your skull into mush with insects falling out of your eyes (fuck yeah). John Carpenters third entry in the series (directed by Tommy Lee Wallace) tried something new most horror franchises would mess their pants over the thought off, not only did the film try something new not including Michael Myers our villain from the first 2 films so did Carpenter with the soundtrack. Rather than the previous films use of piano to startle the audience and lead the film on with its haunting atmosphere (he would return to this with The Fog) Carpenter makes more use of synthesizers in this one leading to a complete acid trip of pulses, beeps and distorted voices. Every song perfectly fits with its on screen horror from the opening shots of Halloween trick r treating at its most evil and lurid to those gruesome tripped out death scenes, this soundtracks one of my favorites but don't smoke a joint too late with this one paranoia will ensue! 

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My Second favourite band after Napalm Death and before The Ramones. Husker Dü oh what a wonderful Dü you are!!

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How's it going? The cannibal man with a craig leg and a tummy full of terror is kinda back, well thinking about it.. stinking about it..

Ive been thinking allot about romance recently. One of my favourites was in "An American Werewolf in London" between our cursed lead and the ever so cool nurse Alex.

It breaks my heart watching the film but every second of them together is so sweet!! Well not the end, endings I wish I could edit more... 🖤

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You all know “Dr Frankenstein” yes doctor Frankenstein, well there’s a new doc in town “Dr Sapirstein” and instead of robbing the grave hes giving back to the gore hounds and weirdos with out of print films, restorations, unique edits and some fantastic restorations! ye fuckin haw.

I stumbled upon Sapirstein’s blog looking for the full cut of “Nightbreed” to be specific the “Cabal cut” (The original title of Clive Barkers book) I was having difficulty tracking it down with the blu ray being a limited edition run, here it was just one download away with a nice looking printable cover to boot.

Now lets talk about some of the other releases the mad doc has to offer!

The first one I want to mention is a unique film that I can say from the crypt loads of horror movies i have watched “The Haunting of Julia” or “Full Circle” stands in a strange underground limbo when it should be in the halls alongside hauntingly great films such as the “The Exorcist” and “The Omen”. Thankfully Sapirstein gives us the pleasure to watch this unique film on a nicely restored “Sky Tv” version of the film. I think some scenes are lost which are included on extras with the release but personally i think they take away from the main characters self obsession over the main plot of the film, well done man well done. Heres a creepy screen shot from the film!

Another release I checked out from Serpinstein’s horror vault was the unrated cut of “Freddy's” time being a dad “A Nightmare on Elmstreet part 5″ which again is presented wonderfully with great colours and a equally great sound mix. The main feature thats been added in is the full gore not presented on other releases of the film to my knowledge that is, the gore really makes the film allot better and I seemed to enjoy this release more than others i have watched before plus the bonus features add to the over all experience giving you a nice look into the background of whats going on during the filming of A Nightmare on Elmstreet part Five there is even a cheesy as fuck music video added in for a bonus too. Have a second screen shot but dont get too greedy!

(looks almost as good as a blu ray dont it)

There is allot to watch and listen too on Dr Serpenstein’s blog that I dont want to spoil on his pleasingly delinquent blogspot, I urge any horror/obscure horror film aficionado to spend more than a rainy day with especially if you like printable covers, bonus features and unique fan edits. Ill be checking out his “Pet Cemetery” fan edit making the film far darker I cant wait to feel more miserable after that one.

Heres one for you

People come people go im chained up in basement send help!

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Its Alive and I just got dumped by girl from Derry (First time being dumped by a girl since my ma dumped me outta her womb). Anyway what a better time to talk about mutant babies! “Its Alive” directed by the wonderfully schlock director “Larry Cohen” in “1974″ features a bad bad baby with the penchant taste for neck juice.

Its Alive was not the first Larry Cohen movie ive had the pleasure of viewing that title goes to “The Stuff” but thankfully this led to me expecting a campy no holds romp through the boundaries of taste much like the films of “Herschel Gordon Lewis” (I previously talked about Blood Feast). So with my mind ready for what was to come and my gun cocked in case things got abit too real I dived head first into what can only be described as “Cannibal Apocalypse” meets “Three men and a baby”.

The Film begins with a wonderfully choreographed sperm dance or something along those lines to a jump cut of our baby's mother on her way to the hospital, oh the joys of life. She is rushed straight into the birthing table with our bundle of joy aching to get out, and “get out” he fuckin does. He kills all the doctors and is instantly burrowing his way outside to the unsuspecting public, what a quick learner. The parents of the baby are gravely shocked into a state of disbelieve they cant seem to get their heads around a pyscho new born baby from nuke-town but there you go some people cant just get with the program.

Id talk about the plot more but as I always say “I dont like spoiling shit” and I like the marketing of the film just featuring “Its alive” all the time. So go see it yourself ya feckin egjit its so mad and wonderfully creative you wont be disappointed. Its well directed has a lovely “B-movie” score and features some of my favorite scenes from the genre. Do yourself a favor and pick up the Its Alive collection and maybe one day too you'll have a mutant baby of your own someday!

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Rat Bastard - Animated pilot - Created by Cliff Galbraith

Hes a rat and apparently abit of a Bastard!

The 90s was a decade of grunge, generation X and here in Northern Ireland when the violence started to come to a resolve. And here we have this beautifully animated pilot about a rat that solves crimes whilst indulging in adult activities? wow I think I might have died and gone to heaven "oh you say White Zombie lent a song to it" yep definitely dead.

We begin our tale of crime boobies and excess with Rat explaining how he came to be created giving a back story and a intro to the animation. Everything's very dark and gloomy most interiors look like the end of a 2day house party but this rats got a job to do. This is when "More Human than Human" by White Zombie kicks in and the whole things turns into the perfect music video for the song. Oh my god does this shit get me going a techno rave with hot animated chicks grinding oh fuck yeah! Rat finds his target and everything just get turned up. 

 That's all I'm going to give or I'd spoil the whole thing, I'm so raging this pilot didn't get picked up its literally everything I love and want in a animated show. Maybe censors and big wigs couldn't handle the name maybe "Happy Rat" is a better one.... In a day and age of Netflix trying to shock us with teen suicide's (oh ill get stuck into that after Jurassic World)   There's just no room for a Rat Bastard 

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Normally im listening to bands in the “grindcore” “death metal” genre but i do have a fondness for a little synth lady called “Grimes” especially due to her unique ways of creating music but alas she has sadly been nabbed away recently by space dork “Elon Musk”. I've been a fan of Grimes for a few years making mix-tapes of favorite songs perfect for a smoke of the devils lettuce or long journeys travelling on tour, my dad even manged to dig it. I always say to people if you cant dance to something dont listen to it, Grimes has always had a great beat from her first album “Geidi Primes” to “Art Angels” so get dancing to the mighty synth pop or ill cave yer head in!