#edible feet

[markscherz]

Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

[hollenka99]

One thought that persists in the last couple days is

Did they not keep the tails?

Because like... if you are constantly at sea with little access to food then surely you wouldn't pass up on the opportunity to fill your pitifully empty food stores, right? I imagine the crew is surviving off fish but that may be harder to come by since Poseidon is mad at them and everything.

So if you're going around chopping sirens in half to prove a point then why not keep the parts that seem edible? The tails are probably akin to fish and I'm guessing the top half may not be too far off a human's internal composition. They captured a fair amount of them too so there would likely be enough to possibly stretch it out past Scylla. After which there's 6 fewer mouths to feed, meaning slightly larger rations for the others. Even keeping nothing but the tails would have been better than nothing.

Listen, all I'm saying is that maybe if they had siren jerky on board, somebody wouldn't have felt so starved he insisted on divine steak.

[littlegod]

the mountain goats love to write lyrics about lesbian emotions i have felt and thought to be inexplicable

[kosherfelldragon]

Drugs cant help but abuse HIM

Based on this post by @mugentakeda

[zenmom]

Christmas Dinner! Yum! I know that nobody likes broccoli but I don’t mind eating it. It’s even tastier with cheese (you’ll be surprised if you brought a bowl that size and when you look in that bowl, you’ll find that I’ve finished that.) and the cat’s tongue is very delicious (jk that’s cow’s tongue why would I eat cats? I’d never forgive myself for eating them)

D’licious chocolates Seashells! Both Thinner and I love them, with a difference of how we declare our love for them. I would share this with the backup detectives and @sunny1927 and @angelleplaytoonbeary.

And I got a cat box/case/bag! Now I can take Sammy anywhere I want. (I’ve no idea how she’ll react to this until I try) I’ll call it a cat bag or box.

[marc--chilton]

i’m so GIDDY kicking my FEET because both anon house mgv ideas/prompts i sent are now delicious GLORIOUS fics aaaa!! i’m here sending my silly little ideas in my room (post sleeping med time is PRIME for fic ideas) and now i get to read them?? as whole things?? the world is a beautiful place & i hope you do something that makes u happy today <33

TEEHEEEHEE THE PROMPT WAS GOOD WHAT CAN I SAY

if any more hit you don't be afraid to send them!! your brain is very big, you know <333

[ajokeformur-ray]

Ciabatta (gluten free so I don't die) + tomato paste + 3 types of cheese + beef burger + barbeque sauce + oregano + garlic + salt = yum 🥰

[gryffon]

pic from early 2022 where there was a nesting pair of ospreys i would visit every day to watch them preen and hunt and chase herons and touch beaks and build their nest - decided to harvest some cattail shoots one time. they were tasty :^)

[brimstone-and-helianthus]

i went to urgent care yesterday cuz it's been a week and my joint still fucking hurt. She was basically like, "you tested negative for the things I would test last time you came in, so I'm not gonna stab you again but there's obviously something wrong. So here's some high dose Prednisone and you're allowed to take a billion ibuprofen. Hopefully when you talk to the connective tissue doctor in August, they'll have some answers for you."

On the one hand, yay Prednisone! That helped back in december. On the other hand, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

On top of no answers, I am not allowed to drink this weekend! I was, frankly, supposed to be getting very trashed because my uncle makes excellent cocktails

[wedbetter]

holy cow rottie i need to have my strap between those soles or im going to wither to a husk

asks that make me tachycardic 🥴. like literally had to go lay down and recover.

[scarletfasinera]

If I have to get on an airplane in the fucking sky I’m going to lose my god damn mind AND I HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT MONTH.

[paladudette]

24 hour six feet down under continuous loop only interrupted by medicine square garden played 3 times whenever i so please

[fingertipsmp3]

I’ve got this new (and not peer-reviewed yet unfortunately) hypothesis that tall people tend to be more accident-prone than the rest of the population

[sonny-whorezik]

i was gonna clean a cop car tonight so i left my car on the opposite side of town for the truck but its impossible to get ahold of the police station so now im stuck with the truck making me On Call All Damn Night and i gotta try to clean it at lik 6-7 in the morning but i work amazon tomorrow also and need my car to get to work be fr should i die should i get shot in the head is there hope for me

[nomairuins]

i want to watch the things on my watchkist but i also never do its rly tragic

[swampspit]

The key to being a front desk agent at a busy and shit ass hotel is

Having THC in your system