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frosteee-variation · 2 years

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WAIT. WHO IS MISS DIRECTION

my friend you do not know the can of worms that you have opened with those five words alone

I typed up a full explanation before my tumblr crashed because there was so much I put

hang on okay

okay. okay. okay. missy. miss direction. miss interpretation. miss ellaneous. my beloved. my loathed. my cringefail girlboss miss direction.

upon the second time typing this I realize that it’d probably be much quicker for me to get past the context

OKAY TL;DR my friends and I are part of this campaign in a system called Anime Campaign which is also tied to the series Epithet Erased and we’ve been obsessing over it for about three years now even though nothing has actually started yet.

basically, some people have these things called Epithets and they’re random words tied to a person that lets them do cool stuff, yeah. like, someone in the campaign has Project as an Epithet. she can like, make film-style projections that come to life. it’s very cool!!

So Missy. Missy. Missy is my character. She originally started off as a silly evil NPC the first time we tried to start a campaign but I grew attached and started playing her as a PC in this one. Her Epithet is Concept. There’s a whole lot of complicated nuance surrounding how it actually works but bottom line is she can make things act like other things if people believe that, conceptually, the two things are one in the same. Like making plastic money act like real money, which is something she definitely does not do frequently she is a very honest person and not at all scamming people what are you talking about.

So she was silly!! She was so so silly!!! Basically played up the goon bit of “yeah boss” and all that. She was also a massive theater nerd, and made an active effort to ensure that literally nobody could forget that she was an actor and she knew several plays and shit. So when the most recent attempt at starting a campaign came around, I started thinking to myself, “hm. yeah, missy’s funny… but why is she funny?”

worst mistake of my life (/j)

So. Miss Direction (not her actual name) was an actor. Or she was learning to be an actor, at least. Absolutely loved the stage. And she was a really charming person, too!! But then for reasons I SADLY CANNOT ELABORATE ON HERE BECAUSE I KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THAT CAMPAIGN ARE FOLLOWING ME AND WE’RE PLANNING ON KEEPING THE MAIN BITS OF OUR BACKSTORIES SECRET she eventually booked it halfway across the country to this coastal city, Gallenset Gulf.

And she’s like “hhhhhouGHGGGGGHFUCK my life is RUINED” because of said nondescript Horrors™️ in her backstory that I cannot elaborate on and she’s kind of like. Not doing good. At all. She’s really shaken by the whole thing. Like it’s bad. She basically comes to the conclusion that she’s a horrible person for leaving and eventually gets roped into working for these small time criminals because (because of The Horrors™️) she’s technically a wanted criminal herself now.

So she works for them for a while, until she gets noticed by this woman named Ritz. K. Ritz, to be exact. Terrifying woman. Has a lot of “Hell” symbolism surrounding her for obvious reasons. You know the hound thing? The hound thing I mentioned in the last post? This is where that comes in. Hounds of hell, dogs of war, however you cut it. Ritz basically looks at this pathetic woman and goes “yeah, you know that stuff you said about you being horrible? You’re right. You’re totally evil. Like, holy shit, you’re bad. I’m worse though, so why don’t you work for me and you can go be a lot more honest with yourself.” AND IT WORKS.

After that, she ends up developing this whole brand around herself and takes up the Miss Direction moniker. She does some freelance work as a henchperson for a while and plays up the “VERY EVIL” gimmick to get more business and gets fairly far because she treats it more like a show, than anything. And she’s cunning, too! Really smart!! Absolutely PERFECT hitman material!

Right now, she’s basically easing off the gas and taking a bit of a breather by the time the campaign starts. Most of her attention has gone towards her startup (HenchPeople Incorporated, or H.I.P. for short because she’s a bad guy and doesn’t listen to the rules of acronyms) and she’s absolutely horrible and I love her so so so much.

She’s a dog person. She sings while she works. She failed to intimidate a kid one time and said kid turned around with a nat 20 and completely and utterly disgraced her. She constantly changes her name. Her jacket is this weird fucking white trenchcoat with baroque trim for some reason. She has an irrational hatred of Julius Caesar (the show). I absolutely adore her

#missy <3 my beloved #and like. this is literally just the tip of the iceberg. there is so much I have thought about her so much #ough….. missy………..#i go insane every time #like like. also relating to the hound thing. first of all it shows up in her playlists a lot #but also one of her most noticeable traits nowadays is that she smiles. a LOT. it’s both a nervous habit and for the persona she puts on #so whenever that happens I write it as her ‘baring her fangs’#both because it’s a sharp and threatening grin #but it’s also got those other connotations to it #miss direction #frost talks #frost answers #edit: I am pinning this actually

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trifoliate-undergrowth · 2 years

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It caught me off guard but there’s this exchange between Hosea and Arthur that for me happened right after the bear hunt, where Arthur suddenly says his back hurts, and Hosea gleefully says “well lie down and let me get crackin” and Arthur is like haha NOOOooooo! no thank you I am backing away from this interaction haha! the implications are killing me

1. Hosea gives back massages

2. Hosea is extremely enthusiastic

3. Said massages are terrifying for the recipients, to the point that it has become a running joke in the gang.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #I. also like the idea of him actually giving a massage when needed not as a joke or intimidation tactic #but also I feel like maybe. Dutch tried to order him to give an unneeded back massage when Hosea was in the middle of something #and Hosea pinned him down and meticulously passive aggressively cracked all his joints and wrenched all his joints loose #in a medically helpful but completely unsettling way #you made me put down my goddamn book I'll give you a goddamn massage but I am leaving my bedside manner with the book #which you made me put down on the other side of camp.#Dutch got up fully relaxed and flexible. and shaking in his boots. a full hour later.#he was not allowed to opt out when he thought they were done #hosea matthews #talk to me about the ginseng and crime novel loving old man #edit: found the actual context for this it's in the notes

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maxthesillyy · 1 year

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if Feral Max met Half-Dead Alex i think

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lotrmusical · 1 year

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i choose the evening, and your love is given to the morning.

#lotr musical #lotr #good news you can't hear me valiantly holding in my sobs #also i was dubious abt how the outdoor bits of this audio would turn out but they're ok yay #why did louis have to do that with his voice on 'i'm too badly hurt' . actually felt like being stabbed #and nuwan's 'i'll make it an eye-opener and no mistake' . let me LIVE #i hope this works tumblr won't let me post audio from the app so here i am on mobile browser web #i just need to make everyone listen to this. pain pain eternal pain #gay belligerence #edit: pinning this. suffer

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levil0vesyou · 11 months

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When one of your posts starts going viral

#i can't go even half a minute without getting a note on the death of tumblr meme 😭#like i'm glad about the free serotonin but y'know. over 2.5k in less than 2 days? i haven't done numbers like this in years #hope strange aeons doesn't reblog it or it's basically over for me /hj (she can if she wants lol but i'm just not used to it anymore y'know #wish people gave this attention to the edgy sonic fandub edit (pinned rn) since i spent way more time on that and am actually proud of it 😔#oh well #mine

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araneitela · 5 months

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Me staring at test results: It makes so much sense for her, but if I don't specify or elaborate, then we end up with the fanon take. Ugh, how do I easily explain that if you look at the word 'sex' through a much more old-fashioned lens instead of the modern one, that you'll get a vastly different picture of it?

/takes angycat.png typing to my tags

#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ post-it. ] in a way; you are poetry material. you are full of cloudy subtleties I am willing to spend a lifetime figuring out.#[ i'm so tired. i need to write a post on this or something. and somehow add it to my pinned. in some way. ]#[ 'sex' and 'seduction' are /not/ wrong in my opinion. HOWEVER-- they are /very wrong/ if we go by modern labels and perception. ]#[ god the horror of writing a muse that is so interlaced in a modern world; setting and culture but seems to /ooze/ something archaic. ]#[ this level of refinement isn't of our times in my opinion. these things that she loves aren't commonly loved nowadays. ]#[ there's so much about her that is old-fashioned to me and it's so in my face. and yet fanon doesn't see it. ]#[ i can't believe i'm an old millennial who's screaming boomer or older things. ]#[ but like can we acknowledge that sex in today's age isn't the same as it used to be? not /always/ but more generally so. ]#[ can we acknowledge that /seduction/ didn't always mean what people see it to mean now? ]#[ can we acknowledge that the FEMME FETALE TROPE HAS CHANGED /LEAGUES/ since the 2000s? ]#[ which is my biggest beef actually. and maybe all of my frustration plays into this most. it's that the femme fatale now is sexualized. ]#[ while that is /not/ what the femme fatale used to be. kafka plays into the old school femme fatale so well. film noir days. ]#[ i had this same struggle on yelan where they make VERY OBVIOUS draws to it by her music in her trailer. god; the jazz. ]#[ but kafka suffers from this so very much as well to a point where i don't dare to call her a femme fatale because then it's fanon. ]#[ the fanon i hate so much. ]#[ but just uuuughhhh. UGHHH. it's so much to explain. ]

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keymintt · 10 months

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Hiii!! For the ask game how about 📷?

And also if you want to maybe 🦖?

hello!!! thank you for the ask :D

what’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

whistler's nocturne in black and gold for the lockscreen bc it's my favorite painting, then one of my own pieces for the home screen. i change out my phone bgs once in a blue moon so it's been like this for...like six months at least lol

favorite extinct animal?

pteranodons!! they've been my favorites since i was a kid so i admit i'm not as up-to-date with the taxonomy and will call them "pterodactyls", but regardless of what i say i mean these guys

pterosaurs in general have always been some of my favorites, but tbh i think most dinosaurs are also cool. who am i to deny that the humble t-rex is sick as fuck?

#asks #clubsheartsspades #ask games #my phone runs on google but as you can probably tell by the fact i use firefox. i am actively trying to give google grief #and things are blocked/restricted to shit within my knowledge #also idk how many phones do this but in case it's uncommon the firefox icon's there twice bc the rightmost app changes #i don't. have two firefox shortcuts pinned to the bottom of my screen #edit: i actually did have two firefox apps pinned to the bottom of my screen but not anymore #it used to always display my last-used app but i think at one update it just replaced that with firefox? but NOW it's switched back #to displaying my last-used app

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judasisgayriot · 1 year

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baseball, forgiveness, terrible communication skills

#heroesedit #primatech #peter petrelli #nathan petrelli #heroes nbc #heroes #how to stop an exploding love #meant to do something extraordinary #am i an angel or a monster #anni edits #nbc heroes #like as an avowed nathan apologist ofc i wanna be like haters step off but. lol this conversation is just SO funny to me #nathan literally just apologise. LITERALLY JUST APOLOGISE. forgive each other? peter did not do anything wrong lol #i mean obv i wanted them to reconcile but the writing is just. they don't get to actually talk this out properly #they should have had more of a discussion about this and hashed it out more and #talked about the shit nathan ACTUALLY did in service of his hypocritical self loathing lol #and have him apologise #but like most of s3 the scenes just...aint there lol. i rly do pin it on the writing of this chaotic af season #but anyway yeah talk about the shit that matters and not this lmao.#peter pulling out this petty argument about a baseball game when he was SIX YEARS OLD and barely sentient is sooo funny #king being this petty about stuff that happened 20 years ago isnt rly helping is it #me a non america: who the fuck is mookie wilson. what is playoffs. why are we so angry about this. lmao #anyway. fucking terrible communication both of you well done. great talk. except not #give me more scenes where they actually talk about everything that went down and then peter can find the capacity for forgiveness PROPERLY #i hate s3 lol did u kno? missed potential city man #anyway this convo is funny tho. it IS funny.#nathan apologise challenge (impossible)#heroes season 3

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motherboardmania · 2 years

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hug!

#hm. do i tag this with actual tags #nah #denver art #usually i would post my art when i wake up but this one can get posted at nearly 3 am. as a treat #i built up the courage to post this one. and i am not letting that go to waste by waiting until people are awake #because if i wait? i will be too scared to post it #Good Night! (I NEED TO SLEEP SO BAD)#actually editing this post real quick to say that. read tesla entries. link in ecto-hazard's pinned ok?#also nervous to tag people all the time. sorry about that

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sollucets · 1 year

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can you rec some blogs to follow?

so unspecific! i love it. yes i can. go follow my mutuals or else [cocks water gun]

my gif coparent @khaotunq, @icouldhyperfixatehim who is So funny & insightful in tags, @pluto-attacks to go to gif book club together, @feralmuskyscentedhoepran for sheer joy, @tiistirtipii for regularly scheduled akkaye breakdowns, @hoppipolla of pretty writing and good music opinions, @dudeyuri for impeccable meta & text post skils (read their fics!), & to end an upsettingly short (and very very incomplete!) list @pranink for pretty pretty colors & lovely quotes

#it makes me nervous to do this bc. i cant possibly list *everyone* even tho thats the correct answer here. i love All my mutuals #i just dont have time before work #like. i dont think u guys get it i dont follow many blogs actually. if i'm following u i Considered that decision #also for this lil group i just listed. like. an aspect of them #so many of my mutuals also write or draw or make edits or do other beautiful art things that i love and support #like i am a proud parent pinning macaroni art to my fridge except the macaroni is. like. untold beauty #yarrow specifically by the way i hope. knowing i care n support u cheers u up on this day of disappointment #nonny #rowan asks

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comas-are-for-sleeping · 8 months

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my mom doesn’t think im autistic and then i write shit like, “yeah i look for patterns in my life but for some reason socializing and people never fit? why cant i apply other knowledge to being a person with other people”

#and ik its not social anxiety bc this is *systematic*#im socially anxious because i genuinely do not know if what i say and do will be well received #idk How i ignored the judgement when i was a kid or remember really if there was any #i mean. like i know of some… and those things have been pretty much edited out of my personality #im slowly getting some of that back i think #unless this is a totally average thought and experience?#like. oh i realized that actually making small mistakes when playing music is not the end of the world #so then why does it feel a hell of a lot like social setting vibes can change at the drop of a pin #maybe it is just anxiety! maybe i am truly just scared of judgement #im definitely a perfectionist so it would make some amount of sense #but then like theres still the real true factual experiences ive had when i *knew* being myself would have been completely rejected #in spaces that are not predominantly queer/nuerodivergant #so i dont know if ive just grown accustom to like. infodumping and stimming as being super normal and almost expected #and that the ‘real world’ isnt like that #in which case i suppose it would be a learned thing #so who tf am i then #brb gonna have an existential crisis real quick #rambles #winter stfu

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flyingspicerack · 1 year

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Okaaaay daydreaming time then sleeby nienie eveyone!!

#spice.txt #i think maybe im gonna start when i say night night what im gonna daydream abt before bed #on the menu tonight im cooking up a new maoichi fic chapter #hehe its very good i think #its actually gonna go in between two already planned out chapters #so now after i figure out all the story beats for this one ill have 25 chaps planned so far #also thinking of making a poll to vote on whether or not i should make a public list of all my plans #like imagine it as like.... episode title and synopsis but instead its list of future chapter themes???#like... idk if people would like that or want to be surprised #oh maybe i could post it under a readmore so then people have the choice to look at it or not!!!#i also wanna make a blog directory pinned post.... im too lazy to edit a theme so a pinned with links is the best ill do #this is just turning into a list of things i need to do this weekend #uhhh laundry!! you have no underwear you loser #and draw maoichi slow blink in stream tomorrow #thanks future aero #anyway #looks at you reading this post #hiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!#if u read my fic and want a post for future chaps lemme know bc if I am encouraged i will probably make it lawl #tee hee ok nie nie for realsies

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diamondsheep · 1 year

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Hii !! I forgot to mention that i changed my blog's description and so it is easier to find my art tag and i also updated my pinned post a little so all the links that used to be in the description now are in my pinned post 😄✨

#and now my blog is periwinkle with minty green accents 💜💚#guess who is the inspiration for that #also now the about link works asjfks #now is not a page .. actually now it is a post that i uploaded yesterday at 2:30 am adkjds #if you saw that ..#no you didn't >:P !! lol #so yeah that's what i wanted to say 😅 in case that you see my blog a little bit different #ram talks #edit : AAA i want to change the drawing of the pinned post but i will do that later

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bibiana112 · 1 year

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The turtle shaped chocolate is 100% a brazilian thing right you guys don't have any of those?

#don't mind me aim half asleep #got home and my roommate had one for me and am happy #I got them a pin of uh kuromi? mymelodie's goth bestie? from the con I was at #I wanted one of the little frog cause we have a running joke that she's a potty mouth and someone edited the frog writing curse words #but alas they ran out but she loved the one I did get so am happy #my big sis was there and I helped stitch one of her suspenders back in place and I met some of the friends she always talks about #it's really weird actually one of them has the same name as my roomie and she's also majoring in design and has adhd just like her lol #oh actually hi alex if you happen to read this it was really cool hanging out #now get out of my blog before you catch any ze spoilers akhdkshd #I sjhould tsleep I have to get up for class at six am tomorrow #void fala aí

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meepsday · 1 year

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it smells like bitch in here

it's me(y). i'm bitch.

adhd + autism, mentions of sui****, sh, and vom** are very No

[ grand shit i like ]

strap in babes i like a lot of shit ahem

-games: TBOI, Gungeon, Project Moon games, Inscryption, Stanley Parable, Danganronpa, Touhou, Black Tabby games, cyTus II, OMORI, Undertale and Deltarune, YOMI Hustle, Yume Nikki & .flow, FNAF, FNF (yes the funk game), Hotline 024, Hollow Knight, NITW, Mario and Sonic, i'll leave it here beg for more

-music: METAROOM, AQUASINE, Good Kid (<333), Dance Gavin Dance, Snail's House, INABAKUMORI, Kikuo, Last Dinosaurs, d4vd, Ponpoko in the Distance, Covet, TEMPOREX, SALES, Glass Animals, insert a lot of ost from everything

-tv/comics/movies: CSM, Infinity Train, Makoto Shinkai's bangerass movies, also Ghibli of course, Re: Zero (and other various isekai), Perfect Blue, Akira, Steins;Gate, Sakamoto Days, JJBA, Mob Psycho, MHA, Buddy Daddies, Gravity Falls, SVTFOE (fuck typing this abbreviation), the forbidden webcomic (Homestuck), Hussie's Other Shit, i'll get back to you on this

-the other things: Blaseball, witchy shit, horror in general, analogue horror especially, good sci-fi, vtubers did you expect that, writing concepts, my friends, my partners (yes, polyam), pancakes

[ grand shit i don't like ]

your mom

[ K I N S ? ]

mae and gregg wow that's sad

can you kin a song? i can. i can very well. hi steven universe fans how do you feel about Love Like You

#what the FUCK is oatmeal #oatmeat #that's a lot of pin post to read #that's too many interests to read actually #Homestuck? In MY 2023-?#i am so abnormal about project moon #yknow what #welcome home #is supposed to be here but i forgot and now i'm not even gonna edit it in #i'm just gonna put these tags here so you know

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curiositysavesthecat · 6 months

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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Edit: tap here for a poll in regards to this one, but with more thorough details (in which 'view' and 'interact' are two separate things).

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