#egh i'll think of something

[ordinary-vanity]

one of the families in moonflower. Andrea and Martha are close, and consequently, so are July and Sebastian, who are closest in age.

[dragonfoxgirl]

Ok, here's the thing:

I absolutely ADORE Charlastor/Radiobelle. I do. It's hands down, my brand of shit. It's my thing. It's custom made for me.

But part of the reason why it's so, it's because it's entirely fan-fictional. Not possible for Canon. I believe wholeheartedly in this. It's also because of this that I think it works so well at the same time.

Everyone kinda has their own rendition of their relationship and how it functions. I mean, we have to be honest here, most of us take aspects of both characters and highlight them into dominant traits. That's part of the reason why the ship works.

That is also, however, the same reason why it doesn't in the actual show.

But egh, Canon can only be one. Fan content exists in infinite multiplicity as long as we keep making stuff. And this gal loves variety. Some of you make such... delicious... content.... *sigh* it feeds my soul.

All said and done, it would be awesome to see their relationship turn into BFFs or something along those lines. We need more platonic female-male friendships with no sexual tension at the same time.

Thruthfully, it would make my heart whole. But eh...I'll take what I get. And what I don't get, I'll draw it myself🤣✨️

[liliallowed]

dusttale papyrus if he locked the fuck in:

brother as much as I appreciate you finally doing something productive with you time *smacks his gaster blaster and it yelps cancelling the beam* killing everyone just to beat a lonely sad gamer in a lobby wipe out is not the type of behavior I expected from my brother. HAVE SOME STANDARDS SANS!

sans: huh.

papyrus: look morals aside, objectively speaking. COMPLETELY unbiased regarding the wrongness of taking someone else's life, sans. you do realize they're invested in this as a competition now right. you realize you made everything worse.

sans: literally tried everything.

papyrus: I mean... fair! I don't expect you to tell me the same explanation. up until now that could be a valid excuse but *deflects his fatal attack* IM NOT GOING TO JUST SIT HERE AND TAKE IT!

sans: welp there goes my chance...

papyrus: sans I know you've probably had this conversation with me and how painful it is to say things you've already probably explained. I understand. but have you ever listened TO ME!? like... present me. question. is this the first time I'm asking you this question.

sans: actually yeah.

papyrus: that'll be our deal! if I saw something new you'll have to agree to my terms! no killing the entire undergrounds to get the human to ragequit. you're a horrible influence sans. you're enabling them.

sans: I... you're actually... you...

papyrus: yes I'm caught up. don't worry about the traumatic experience of getting betrayed. we'll cry about it later! right now though I want to show you something BRILLIANT! I'VE DECIDED TO CHALLENGE THE HUMAN INTO FINDING ALL THE EASTER EGHS IN A TIMELINE PUZZLE MAZE! if they kill anyone they won't find the secret messages and passagesssss!!!!

sans: you're... what...

papyrus: you see I couldn't help but notice that they treat this world as a game. what if they're doing this because it's not... fun? what if I helped them explore new things? what if they're alone and just want attention sans. what if killing everyone is their way of seeking attention. and they feel like everyone always forgets them no matter what they do so they invent a whole villainous persona to be infamous and be popular and be on everyones minds and maybe it'll full the empty lonely hole they have in their heart!?

sans: ...

papyrus: I'm going to be their friend no matter what.

sans: bro they're literally a world ending demon thingy what are you-

papyrus: IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT SOULLESS BEINGS OBSESSED WITH MALADAPTIVE COPING MECHANISMS AND HAVING POWERS THEY DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND... IT'S THAT CURIOSITY AND CREATING A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT FOR THEM TO DO HARMLESS EXPERIMENTS US KEY TO YOU GODLIKE CHILD'S DEVELOPMENT!

sans: papyrus what the actual fuck are you talking about.

papyrus: I had my depression arc with a flower person sans. I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JUST LET ME SHOW YOU. if it doesn't work I'll agree. you can kill me and everything else IM BETTING EVERYTHING ON THIS PLAN! IT WILL WORK! AND NO ONE INCLUDING THE DEMON HAS TO DIE! WE CAN ALL GET ALONG! EVEN IF WE'RE EVIL SOULLESS UNFEELING PSYCHOPATHS:D not... -the literally definition of psychopathy of course they're otherized and discrimted often because of something that's beyond control. and there's always nuance to every person and we shouldn't use name calling as a way to present certain groups as evil-

ANYWAYS. WHAT IM SAYING IS LET ME COOK SANS. YOU'VE BURNT THE KITCHEN. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

sans: you're not going to aknowledge the war crimes.

papyrus: I am but now is not the time! HURRY SANS WE HAVE TO PLANT THIS CIPHER AND USE MORSE CODE HERE! THE HUMAN WILL LOVE IT! TRUST ME!

sans: ... dejavu.

papyrus: listen you might be good at threatening toddlers in restaurants and brutally kicking their ass later but... this? this is what I've learned in my loop okay? and I'm sure you've changed and you probably think you've turned evil but I've changed too. I want to... I want to show you that I can be enough too. that you don't have to just face it all alone. and that despite everything some things will never change. you know? this is important to me sans. I know it's hard to look me in the eyes. you don't have to. just be there okay?

sans: *nods*

papyrus: *picks him up* ALRIGHT OFF WE GO!

sans: bro you forgot your notes.

papyrus: OH! wait so you were actually listening? I'm so used to your looped version dozing off at my brilliant plans...

sans: you're so cool bro.

papyrus: that... sans please don't say that to me again okay? like you I've also changed a lot. I'll always be cool but hearing that is a little triggering okay?

sans: oh... that's gotta get annoying to hear over and over huh.

papyrus: no! it's not about that it's just that I think the great papyrus... wasn't really all that great you know? I'd like to just be papyrus? I'd like to... you know? I want to just be myself. and define what being great actually means instead of chasing after empty dreams like being the hero.

sans: ...

papyrus: that reminds me do you have a specific trigger in your... loop adventure?

sans: ... don't die.

papyrus: will do. I'll have you know I have outlasted you in many resets. rest assured you aren't going to watch me die again.

sans: *nods*

papyrus: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NOTES!?

[irkimatsu]

Looking more into cosplay stuff... the accessories, that part's easy. There are ears, tails, and wings for Husk all over Etsy, and I've found a few options I really like. The main thing I have to consider there is transportation for wings, especially if I need to take them on a flight.

The suit, though, that may be a pain... I am a being of ample T&A, definitely not a figure meant for menswear. Losing some weight might help, but there's only so much I can do about the fact that I have tits. I'm considering binding - my partner has done binding before, I'll have them to help me out - but would it be possible for me to get something that looks good while binding, but is still salvageable if I need to take the binder off? Especially considering that peak con season is summer, with God Fuck Me heat outside? I could get a suit made from scratch, but woof, expensive... better for accuracy, though, especially on the gold wrist cuffs...

Would also be nice if we're someday allowed to see Overlord Husk's footwear. I'm sure a basic pair of black men's shoes will do the job, but for accuracy's sake, I still wanna know. (Hell, maybe he's still barefoot. Maybe go with white shoes in that case?)

For the paws, I saw cosplayers last weekend wearing black fingerless gloves with hearts on the palms. I like that idea, I'm taking that. Wonder if they sell them like that on Etsy? I'm really not one for handicrafts...

Probably won't bother with the eyebrows. Looking at photos, it doesn't look like anyone bothers with those, I can get away with it. I love Husk's expressive eyebrows but how would that work.

Face paint... I'll be honest, I don't really like having stuff on my face. Maybe I'd just do the brow hearts, maybe the tip of my nose, maybe some white on the cheeks? Might not even go that far. (I wouldn't even be wearing any basic makeup, so I'm obviously not winning any awards for this whole adventure. I just wanna wear my boyfriend's clothes, that's all.)

Won't do anything special with my hair, probably. Maybe I should slick it back for the sake of Overlord Husk? But egh, crunchy hair product, and I still have to have the ears over it. So I can leave that one alone. My hair's already short and dark, it's fine as it is.

Could get some cheap props for photos at home. I know we already have some playing cards laying around, can yoink some dice from a board game... I'm not buying whiskey just for photos, I won't drink it, but a nice glass of apple juice should be a good illusion. Maybe a fake cigar for walking around at cons?

Ah, I'm rambling. Other people could do this better, I'm sure, and there's a 99% chance I'd puss out on posting the photos anyway. But it's fun thinking about...

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Okay! Good morning/evening everybody! While I'm working on making Scene Two of the 🐻🐥FNAF🐰🦊 AU, I will open Requests, too!

(I finally learned how to open asks and such, and I'm enjoying it a lot! And to be honest, the reason I started posting here, was because I had ideas for platonic yans that I never saw others do, or if they were done, were romantically inclined, and I don't do romance. I'm happy that others are starting to get into platonic yandere Marvel stuff! Really, I am! I also started posting so I wouldn't forget my ideas, and so I could finally put them down somewhere)

I should probably make a list of what I do and don't do, right? A guideline, I guess:

Does:

• Platonic Yanderes

• X-Men (The Animated Series, Evolution, and X-MCU)

• AUs

• Some crossovers (just ask, and I'll be able to tell you what crossovers I am able to write for)

• Sedation

• Hugs and cuddling (freely-given or forced)

• Some gore

• Platonic breast feeding (that will be given a warning, though, when mentioned. It mainly goes with the 🍓Strawberry!Milk!AU, and some ABO AUs)

• Cannibalism (🧪Infected AU, and I guess possible mentions of Sabretooth doing that)

• Reader with a pet

• Reader with trauma

• Reader with a specific mutation or parent (just ask, and I'll see what I can do)

• Baby!Reader

• Teen!Reader

• YoungAdult!Reader

Don'ts:

• Romance

• S*x

• R*pe

• Inc*st

• Character brutally hurting Reader (I can do small but of hurt, angst, and the like, but will not encourage/mainly depict the yanderes as trying to torture or kill Reader. Breaking of trust is allowed) (Updated: I will sometimes write for this, but it has to have the platonic yanderes become better, a.k.a. become better people and not stay abusive or awful)

• Too gross of something (like eyeball gore. I can't do it. Too squicky for me. Just... egh...)

• Anything dealing with sh*t. No. Nope. Not happening

That covers what I do and don't do, I think. I will likely update this every now again as I keep writing and posting. I will make a small list of some aus I have made/am making, and crossovers I would/could write about:

AUs I've Made:

• 🧪Infected AU

• 🌺LotusEater!AU

• 🍓Strawberry!Milk!AU

• 🌑Darkest Night🌑 AU

• 🍯Bee/BeeBrood AU

• ABO Parent AUs

• ABO Wounded AU

• ABO AU (regular version)

• 🐻🐥FNAF🐰🦊 AU

• 🐉Wings of Fire AUs

• The Last Animus AU

• 🧿Clearsight!AU

• 🐉⛰Jade Mountain Academy📜🕯 AU

• 👑Majest💍 AU

• Dad!Dragon!Logan AU

• 🧪Drone AU

• 🧪Hivemind AU

• Frankelda's Book of Spooks AU

• 🕰Time-warp AU

• Evil AU

• Dark X-Men Evolution AU (inspired by A Better World (Justice League) and Same As It Never Was (TMNT 2003)

• Gem AU (Steven Universe AU, anyone?)

• 🦉Guardians of Ga'Hoole AU

• Mutant Mutants AU (The X-Men mutants are mutants like from TMNT)

• 🦖Dino Squad🦕 AU

• 💕LoveBug AU

• 👻Haunted Mansion🔮 AU

• 👾Eldritch AU

• 🦈SirenSong! Au

• 🪶Avian AU

Crossovers I Would/Could Do(They'd Become An AU):

• Pokémon

• Hunger Games

• Primal

• The Maze Runner

• Any fandoms/genres listed as AUs in the AUs list

Reminder! I write with Marvel characters, mainly X-Men, for the AUs and Crossovers. Reminder! Platonic Yanderes Are Not Healthy (We KNOW) But We Use Them As A Form of ESCAPISM. This is all FICTION, and Can NOT Hurt You (Physically)! Thank you for reading this, and have a lovely day. If any of this is not for you, then please do not read it. Your mental and emotional health is important, so pay heed to what is or isn't good for you. If this is good for it, then great! If it is not, please do not read this, or any of my works. All of this said, enjoy...

[hrts4hanniehae]

Kpop Self Insert Oc || Act I

i've written out a lot of this oc thing for a while now so i'll post them in parts LOL. like a refresher btwn clutch chpters cuz im still struggling to figure out how to do group chats...

3 Apr 2022 - Dreamscapes Album Release!

Oneiria is on a talk show 1 hour before the release of the album. 

Interviewer~ Are you all excited? This is your first full album!

Soyeon~ We are. We’ve all worked very hard for this moment.

Interviewer~ Okay, Astra, please tell me about the concept of this album.

Jisoo~ Truthfully, this album wasn’t planned to be released so soon. So the concept is a musical journey through the spontaneous creativity of the members and me, the producer, capturing moments of inspiration and turning them into beautiful songs. It’s an artistic expression of the creative process and the ability to release music that touches the heart without needing a specific reason. 

Interviewer~ So the production was spontaneous?

Jisoo~ Yeah, pretty much.

Interviewer~ Alright. Tell me about the individual tracks!

Jiho~ The title track “Divine” is a song that dives into the awestruck emotions of looking at something you made that has succeeded. In our case, “Oneriophilia”

Soyeon~ We also have our first Chinese track “云”, meaning Cloud. I think it’s a new fact to our fans, but Jisoo and I are Half-Chinese. My Chinese name is Jin Yumei and Jisoo’s is Jin Wei.

Interviewer~ Wow! That’s something new we’ve learnt today! Viewers, get ready. The 5-minute countdown begins now.

10 Apr 2022 - Minseok’s 18th birthday!

19 Apr 2022 - Dreamscapes, Seoul Concert Incident

The incident happens as Soyeon begins singing the chorus of “Echoes”.  

Soyeon~ Seoroege daheul ttaekkaji. Nega isseo naneun nal chaja.

Suddenly an unknown object is thrown at her head. 

Soyeon~ EGh-choes in the night, we’re taking flight. Jeonopi nalaga. Binnaneun sesangeuro, dudeundudeun simjang ttwieo. [Continues dancing as if nothing happened] 

The crowd looks around for the culprit but can’t find her. Blood trickles down her forehead, staining her white costume.

The performance carries on and when the song ends, Soyeon excuses herself from the stage and the group takes an intermission. 

10 Minutes later, the other three members return without Soyeon and continue the performances after they tell the crowd that Soyeon will be going to the hospital.

Pledis Entertainment’s Official Statement

Subject: Incident at Oneiria's Concert and Kim Soyeon's Health Update

Dear Oneiria Fans and the General Public,

We would like to address an unfortunate incident that occurred during one of Oneiria's recent concerts, “Dreamscapes”. We are deeply saddened to inform you that, during this event, a hard object was thrown at our beloved artist, Kim Soyeon, resulting in a severe injury. As a result of this incident, Kim Soyeon received four stitches on her forehead, and we would like to inform you that the object missed her eye by a mere 2 millimetres.

We want to stress our utmost concern for the well-being and safety of our artists, including Kim Soyeon. We condemn any behaviour that puts the safety and health of our idols in jeopardy. It is our top priority to create a safe and secure environment for both our artists and their fans during performances and events.

As a response to this incident, we have decided to take the following actions:

Increased Security Measures: We will be enhancing security measures at all future concerts and events, ensuring that the safety of our artists and fans is of the highest priority.

Cancellation of Upcoming Fan Meets: Out of genuine concern for the safety of our idols, we have made the difficult decision to cancel all upcoming fan meet events. We understand the importance of fan interactions, but our artists' well-being must be safeguarded.

Cooperation with Authorities: We are fully cooperating with the local authorities in their investigations of this incident. We urge anyone who may have video footage or information related to the incident to contact us by email at [Email Address]. Your assistance is crucial in helping us determine the responsible party.

We firmly believe that such behaviour not only jeopardizes the health and safety of our artists but also goes against the principles of respect and support that our artists and their fans stand for.

Pledis Entertainment is deeply committed to the safety and well-being of our artists, and we will take all necessary measures to prevent such incidents from happening in the future. We thank you for your understanding and continued support.

Sincerely,

Pledis Entertainment

12-19 May 2022 - Seoul-Gangnam Fansign Event

Oneiria’s first fan sign! All who paid to go to the fan sign were given limited edition photobooks and PCs.

Soyeon~ I’d like to thank everyone who came to this event. You mean the world to us. For everyone asking about my injury, it’s healing up nicely and the doctors said there wouldn’t be scarring. 

Jisoo~ Let’s begin the fan sign!!

Fans gave many gifts to the various members of Oneiria, including headbands and accessories. One fan even gave them all matching “Oneiria” themed phone chams which Oneiria immediately put onto their phones. Then there was one iconic gift that birthed the most popular Jiho photo ever. A fan had given him a cat ear headband which he wore throughout the fan sign. At one point, he began to feel tired and scrunched up his nose as he yawned to prevent opening his mouth.

The camera took photos and the picture went viral, boosting Oneiria’s popularity even further. 

Jiho became known as the golden cat of K-pop.

5 June 2022 - Dino and Soyeon’s interviews

This happened a month after the Event Performance. (5 June 2022)

Interviewer~ Welcome, everyone! We have two incredibly talented idols here today, Dino from Seventeen and Soyeon from Oneiria. How does it feel to be here together for an interview?

Dino~ Thanks for having us! It’s exciting to be here with Soyeon.

Soyeon~ It’s a great opportunity to connect with our fans.

Interviewer~ You’re both known for your incredible talents, but not many people are aware of your newfound close friendship. How did you two first meet?

Dino~ Well… it was actually at a music show backstage a while back. I saw Soyeon-ah and was a bit starstruck because I admire her work so much. Her raw vocal abilities are rare.

Soyeon~ Yeah, we had a short conversation, and it turned out we shared some interests and hobbies. So, we exchanged contact information, and our friendship grew from there. It helped that we were from the same company too.

Interviewer~ That’s wonderful! It’s always great when artists can connect on a personal level. Are there any memorable moments you’d like to share from your time together so far?

Dino~ We’ve had some great late-night conversations about music and life. Soyeon is not just an amazing artist but also a great person to talk to.

Soyeon~ I remember one time when Dino came to our practice studio. He showed me some dance moves and taught me a bit about choreography. It was a fun experience.

Dino~ I just happened to be passing by and saw Oneiria learning one of our choreographies, so I decided to join in.

Twitter blew up.

A lot of Star Sailors and Carats began to speculate that the two were falling in love. Increasingly so when an unedited clip of Dino and Soyeon backstage was leaked. At this time they were not together, nor had they had the previous interview. 

Interviewer~ Now that we’ve heard about Soyeon’s admiration for Seventeen and especially Dino, I’d like to know more about your first meeting. How did it happen?

Soyeon~ Well, it was at one of our music show appearances. Seventeen was there, and we were all backstage. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Dino-oppa just a few feet away.

Jisoo~ She was practically glowing.

Soyeon~ Jisoo. I went up to Dino and introduced myself. He was so friendly and welcoming. We talked for a bit, and then I asked if I could call him “oppa.” To be less formal, of course.

Minseok~ [Nudging Soyeon] She was starstruck, like in all those K-dramas.

Interviewer~ It’s wonderful to see such a supportive atmosphere in the K-pop community!

Separately… 

Dino~ [Grinning] I remember that moment. It was nice meeting Soyeon-ah and the Oneiria members. They're so talented, and it's an honour to have fellow artists look up to us. So, of course, I said yes to being called “oppa.” In all honesty, being the maknae of my group, I’d forgotten what it was like to be called “hyung” or “Oppa”

Interviewer~ We’ve heard about the heartwarming moment when Soyeon started calling Dino “Oppa.” Now, let’s talk about the playful side. So, Dino, how did your fellow Seventeen members react when they heard about it?

Dino~ They couldn’t let it slide.

Mingyu~ Yeah, we started copying how Chan said, “Soyeon-ah.”

Seungkwan~ It became a thing for a while.

Jeonghan~ I think I even heard some “Soyeon-ah” echoes in the dorm.

Dino~ It’s cruel…

Wonwoo~ [Smirking] It was all in good fun. We couldn’t resist joining in.

DK~ [Joining in the playful mood] It became a running joke. Even our managers joined in!

Hoshi~ [Teasing relentlessly] Chan, maybe we should all start calling you “Dino-oppa.”

The8~ [With a mischievous smile] Dino-oppa, let's try it for real.

Jeonghan~ [Teasing] It’s all in good spirits, Dino-ya.

Scoups~ [Smirking] We’re just keeping you humble.

Dino~ [Amused] You guys are impossible, you know that?

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[lunarfly-studios]

What are your favourite stuffs about Christmas? 🎄🎅🤶🧑‍🎄

Egh, i'm gonna be honest with ya chief, I'm less and less wild about Christmas as time wears on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the vibes and the intent and the positive effects it can have on the world at large, but years of stressful holidays and an awareness of the negative impact of hyperconsumerism/capitalism have kind of tainted it for me a little.

I can only half get into it from a religious perspective these days cause most Christian holidays actually have Pagan origins; and it's not in an 'ew paganism bad' kind of way, it's more 'is it my holiday to celebrate if it was originally Pagan?'

But that's getting into a debate on how much the past of a holiday should impact how we view and celebrate it today, and I'm not educated enough for that nor do I have enough spoons for it. It's just something I sometimes think about.

You'd think it'd be at least presents, but idk. I find myself wanting less and less these days beyond "Idk just wire me some money ig, i can commission art, order myself stuff, save up, and buy Genshin/Star Rail stuff that way". Honestly, $150 so I can buy Argenti in Star Rail before his banner passes would get me the most excited rn, he's the only physical unit who can hit multiple targets at once, jUST LET ME HAVE THIS

Tradition kind of died once all the kids in our immediate family grew up and there was no holiday magic to keep up. We briefly picked it back up when one of my brothers got married to welcome his wife into the family, but after that, we fell out of the routine.

Maybe when my brothers and I have kids we'll pick it back up again to make it special for the babies, but for now? not so much

BUT I'LL GRANT IT TWO THINGS: FOOD AND MUSIC.

The food around the holidays is always top tier in my house. No matter what other sides we might have, we always make honey ham, mashed potatoes, and corn pudding every year and it sLAPS. (Whether we make a turkey or two small chickens depends on our budget lol)

The corn pudding/casserole especially hits a special soft spot for me every year cause it's one of the handful of things that survived when the Native Cherokee side of my family had to assimilate a few generations back.

plus it's just really freakin' yummy

As for music, it's not so much the modern Christmas songs or the oldie Christmas songs in and of themselves. For me, it's specifically how they're played. My dad has an old vintage record player, and we'll play old vintage records on it from time to time.

Often times, it's Christmas music he ends up playing, and it just gives the house a relaxing, nostalgic kind of atmosphere. It's cozy.

[purplesurveys]

1806

Are you tired? Are you taking this survey because you can’t sleep?  Not very tired at all even if it's past midnight. I finally feel the calm that's been evading me for a while because 1) I have a long weekend, and 2) I can also finally stop fooling myself about resigning 'soon,' because I did it already a week ago :)

Do you have something important to do?  Not right now but I'll be doing a lot of job hunting in the next few weeks! Also tomorrow morning I'll be heading out to get my car checked because the handbrake icon has been lighting up for a while now and I need to know what's up with that lol.

Do you like Jalapeno Cheetos?  It tastes okay but I'm generally not a fan of packed snacks.

Do you wish you had a new phone?  No but I need to start taking care of my current phone, cos I learned today that the battery capacity left on it is at 77% which is apparently already horrible haha. I'm not in any rush to replace it at least until a year or two from now as it's still a fairly new phone, so it's just a matter of watching out for how much I use it going forward.

Name one thing you ate today?  Instant laksa.

Do you like 80’s music? 60’s music? 90’s music?  I have songs I like from each decade but none of them stand out for me when it comes to music in general.

Do you find rap music annoying? Rap music, and any genre for that matter, is super broad though. There are albums I like but then there are those songs that can get superficial about drugs and sex and have a lot of autotune that just makes me go egh.

What song is stuck in your head?  I'm Fine by BTS because it was the last song I played on Rhythm Hive before closing the game earlier today lol.

Have you ever been to Germany? Never been.

Do you drink coffee in the mornings? I need to, otherwise I'd feel super disoriented and not be able to get as focused at work.

Do you become a fan of lots of things on Facebook?  Not anymore, but I remember how huge that was before. People made pages out of anything and everyone would just be fans of them.

What time do you go to bed on school/work nights? Around midnight or a little past.

Have you ever seen a therapist?  I've never had a session with one, actually. Even though there were many times in the past where I know I should've.

Do you get in trouble at school often?  No. I got scolded once for talking during a class in Grade 4 and from there made it a point to never disrupt again haha.

Do you watch videos on YouTube?  All the time. Even if I don't watch a video per se, I like having YouTube on as background noise/visuals and keep it playing all day long.

Name a song that makes you happy.  These days, Paramore's Escape Route has been giving me all the happy vibes.

Name a song that makes you want to dance. Home by BTS.

Name a song that brings back memories.  Fireflies by Owl City.

Does the song above bring back good or bad memories?  A little bit of both, but mostly good.

What decade do you think is the best musically?  I'd be the worst person to ask this as I never really was an adventurous listener. I also feel like each decade has their own styles and charms when it comes to music so as far as 'musically best' I'd find it hard to tell.

Do you take a long time to get ready in the mornings?  I need around 30-45 minutes to prep before work. That includes taking a shower, making my bed, cleaning my room, playing with the dogs for a few minutes, and making coffee.

Do you wear a lot of makeup?  Does BB cream count? That's really the only thing I apply, and foundation. But yeah in general, the answer is no.

Have you ever written poetry or fiction?  I've dabbled in both but never enjoyed it. I was always one for non-fiction writing.

Do you know how to read music?  Nope. We had drills in music class where we had to read notes and such, but I never retained those and if you quizzed me right now I'd pretty much be clueless.

Do you regularly use a blow dryer?  I don't.

When was the last time you went to church?  Three Sundays ago. The last two I missed because I watched a public Royal Rumble watch party, then had a work event to oversee.

Would you date someone who was a different religion than you?  I wouldn't date anyone who's closely tied to their religion.

What is your best subject in school?  History.

Name something you do nearly everyday.  Use a laptop.

Do you take surveys a lot?  Than the average person, absolutely. Within the community...not nearly as much as I used to. I usually have time to check in only on the weekends now.

Have you ever had sushi?  Yes, it's one of my favorite foods. I literally had sushi at least once every week in January hahaha.

[quicksilverdrabbles]

A Monster in Chains, A Healer in Pain

Courier: Oh, hey there! I've got a notice for you!

Merlyn: Have you? Let's see it, then. What's it for?

Courier: Some shifty man. Said to give this letter to anyone who might be seeking a monster for a bodyguard.

Merlyn: Whyyyyy on earth do I look like I fit that bill?

Courier: *looking at her party behind her* ... Just a hunch.

Merlyn: Right. Well. *digs into her purse and gives him 50 septims* Y'know, you should really stop accepting deliveries from suspicious people, who knows how it could go.

Courier: Duly noted. Have a nice day, ma'am.

Lucien: A monster? How intriguing.

Inigo: What does the letter say?

Merlyn: Let's see. *ahem* 'For Sale: One monster for any adventurer's needs. Can serve as a carrier, a warrior, a healer, or...'

Kaidan: Merlyn?

Merlyn: '... Or as a punching bag, to let put the day's frustrations.' ... Who the hell wrote this?

Caryalind: Whoever they are, they certainly lack the required eloquence to make a good sale.

Merlyn: But even so, this is.. What sort of 'monster' are they talking about anyway? It couldn't be a troll if it can heal... 'If interested, please make your way to the location indicated at the bottom of this letter. The recipient of this letter is sworn to secrecy upon reading and, if we happen to hear of our operations being leaked, will be punished severely. Price to be negotiated upon arrival.' Egh.. That's unnerving.

Kaidan: What do you think? A black market operation?

Merlyn: Something like that.. It doesn't feel like a regular monster they're talking about.

Xelzaz: No, typical monsters cannot act as healers. Unless they've somehow taught Spriggans to use Healing Hands, or something along those lines. There's something odd about this.

Merlyn: Hm. I say we check it out. Play the part of a buyer in order to get information, then shut it down if need be.

Lucien: You're the boss, boss. We're right behind you.

~

Lucien: What do you mean we can't go with her?!

Slaver: If she's the one buying the product, it needs to only be her to see it. You all can wait out here until the purchase is complete.

Kaidan: That's bullshit! I'm going in there!

Merlyn: Kaidan, stay here with the others.

Kaidan: What?!

Merlyn: I'll only be a moment. Shouldn't take too long.

Kaidan: ... Fine.

Slaver: Ha. You've got your guards well trained already. I must admit I'm surprised. *leads Merlyn inside the cave and shuts the door behind them, locking the others out*

Merlyn: *playing along as a cruel master* I have experience with difficult types.

Slaver: A good skill to have, with this one. He's a recent capture, so he's not very well tamed. Been very eager to meet a new master, though.

Merlyn: Shall we hurry this along? I'd hate for my men to get antsy.

Slaver: Of course, right this way, miss.

Merlyn: *eyeing several guards they pass as they move through the cave* Quite heavy security for one monster.

Slaver: Ah, you know how it is. Can't have the Jarl getting on our asses if they find out about this little operation. We like to keep things under wraps around here. Besides, it can be quite hard to subdue such a beast, as I'm sure you know well enough by now.

Merlyn: Well enough, yes. I apologize for asking so late, but the notice didn't exactly specify what sort of monster you were selling, and I'd like to know what I'm dealing with before I negotiate a.. price.

Slaver: Ha, smart woman. Allow me to introduce you to our monster. Only one of the fiercest beasts in all of Skyrim, hell, probably even all of Tamriel. Wild and barbaric, and especially vicious, but this one seems to have a soft spot for healing. I present to you... *stops in front of a hollowed out cell in the rock, with a figure huddled amongst the growing ferns*

Merlyn: ... An Orc.

Slaver: That's right! Such terrifying beasts, but they can be exceptionally loyal if properly trained. I'm sure for a.. beauty such as yourself, that would hardly be an issue.

Merlyn: 'Train'? *steps away from the cage, eyes wide with shock* Monster- Orsimers are not monsters-! They are an intelligent race! What on earth makes you think you could just sell one?!

Slaver: The same way the Dark Elves would sell Khajiit and Argonians in Morrowind to the Great Houses, I'd assume.

Merlyn: This is not an age of slavery anymore! Nobody deserves this!

Slaver: ... Are you saying you refuse this offer? Even with your own slaves outside? The Khajiit, the Argonians, that big brute and those elves?

Merlyn: They're my friends! My family! I've never once seen them as things for me to control!

Slaver: Hm. That's quite a shame. *draws his sword, pointing it at her* I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you now, pretty miss. You and your 'family' waiting for you outside. See, you're not the first to refuse this offer. And every time somebody tries to escape, they threaten to tell the authorities. At this point, we've simply stopped taking chances.

Merlyn: *gasps, looking around rapidly at the men surrounding her now* Shit..

Slaver: Any last words?

Merlyn: ... Maybe. *raises a hand, electricity flowing from her fingers. Some of it rebounds, and burns her own skin* I'm going to save that man. And kill all of you. *her eyes glow as the lightning grows to surround her*

Slaver: Haha! You really think you can kill all of us?!

Merlyn: I think I'll take my chances.

Yaksha: *looks up to investigate the light flooding the cave, crawling away from the lightning enveloping the iron bars* What..?

~

Lucien: ... It's been quite a while, hasn't it? How do you think it's going?

Xelzaz: I don't think she's in grave danger. If she was, Roovi would have found us by now.

Kaidan: I don't like this. It's just another den of snakes.

Caryalind: Perhaps, but Merlyn's always been good at acting. Surely she's playing her part in this well enough that they haven't discovered her intentions yet.

Inigo: *ears perking and twitching, angling in several different directions* ... There is fighting in the cave.

Taliesin: So much for playing a part.

Khash: Let's go!! I wanna make sure Lyn's okay!

Xelzaz: Hold on, now. Inigo, how does it sound?

Inigo: Like she is fighting with lightning. Several people run at her, but fall to the ground seconds later.

Kaidan: With lightning? But Destruction magic hurts her..

Lucien: We should go see what's happening. Is the door still locked?

Taliesin: Obviously. That man locked it as soon as he had Merlyn in his grasp.

Kaidan: Don't say it like that, gods- I'm breaking the fuckin' thing down.

Caryalind: I'm not opposed. Shall we?

Khash: Come on! Lyn is going to kill all of them by the time we get there!

~

Merlyn: *panting, standing in the midst of dozens of dead bodies, magicka completely drained* Shit... *holds her hands to her chest, wincing at the electric burns littering her hands and forearms*

Yaksha: *watching her from behind a plant, frowning nervously*

Merlyn: *sighs* ... Alright. *looks up into the cell* Are you okay? I didn't hurt you, did I?

Yaksha: ...

Merlyn: I'm going to come in, alright? I saw you were injured. *picks up a key from the dead slaver and unlocks the cell door* ... Unless you don't want me to come in? I can just leave it unlocked and leave if you want.

Yaksha: ... Don't.

Merlyn: Oh shit you can speak- Great! Um- *walks into the cell and kneels down near him* My name is Merlyn. What's yours?

Yaksha: ... My name is Yaksha. Are you.. my new master?

Merlyn: What? No! No no no- T-That was all a lie, I promise! When I got the notice from them I thought it was strange they didn't specify what 'monster' they were selling, so I was acting the part of a buyer to investigate.

Yaksha: So you are not here to buy me?

Merlyn: No, the primary goal was kinda to.. save you.. *trails off, staring at him with a worried frown* You really are injured. *reaches out and gently brushes his cheek, careful to avoid the remnants of his black eye* I have some potions, but we'll need to get you out of here before we can take care of you properly.. I can't even begin to imagine what they did to you.

Yaksha: *leans into the gentle touch unconsciously* ... You are injured too.

Merlyn: Hm? What this? *holds up her burned hand* Nothing a bit of Snowberry salve won't fix when we get outta here, don't worry about me. Hm.. speaking of which, it'll be hard to carry you myself. I just learned the Telekinesis spell, but I doubt I can carry a full grown man yet.

Kaidan: *kicking the door of the lair down* MERLYN!

Merlyn: Ah, there's our solution. Over here, Kai!

Kaidan: Gods above woman, you seriously scare me sometimes. Inigo said you were fighting off all of them at once and- who's that?

Merlyn: *shifts so Yaksha is resting his head on her shoulder, falling unconscious* The 'monster' they were selling. His name is Yaksha.

Xelzaz: They were trying to sell you an Orc?!

Merlyn: Evidently. Help me get him up, we've gotta get back to town before his injuries get infected. I can't imagine laying in the dirt in a disgusting cave like this will be any good for him.

Kaidan: Got it. *lifts Yaksha up, carrying him piggyback with Inigo and Lucien's help* Gods, he's heavy. All muscle.

Merlyn: Poor guy, he's exhausted. I bet-

Yaksha: *grips onto Merlyn's sleeve weakly* Don't.. leave...

Khash: He spoke! Is he awake?

Merlyn: ... *reaches up and takes his hand in hers* No, he's asleep. Let's get out of here.

Kaidan: Aye.

Caryalind: You've hurt yourself, dove. *takes her other hand and examines the burns carefully*

Merlyn: I'll be fine. It was worth it if he'll be okay.

[thebiscuiteternal]

there's something that confused me in your dark baxia fic: the part where you said jgy was forced to acknowledge jzx as the firstborn despite being older. ISNT jzx the older brother?

Egh.

Okay, so a handful of us got into this discussion on twitter, because there were a whole lot of things that just didn't add up if you started trying to make sense of the character ages and timeline and social strata. I'll try to lay out our points of reasoning as best as I can.

- Unlike in CQL where sect kids of disparate ages were thrown together with literally no explanation (they didn't even give us an "Oh, it took Jiang Yanli the extra four years to get her cultivation up to a teachable level" or anything) because they needed as many central characters there as possible for Exposition Reasons, it's implied in the novel that all the summer lecture students are of a similar age.

- Nie Huaisang is on his third round because he's under orders to keep at it until he graduates, but at least one of the two previous years was "early", which means he's either the same year or one year older as Jin Zixuan.

- Jin Zixuan and Jin Guangyao are both Feb 20 kids, but Jin Guangyao is older than Nie Huaisang. So at minimum, he's 1-2 years older than his half brother.

- At the same time, Jin Ling refers to him as Xiao Shushu and Jin Zixuan refers to him at least once as A-Yao. The former is a variant of Uncle reserved for your father's youngest brother (which should have been Mo Xuanyu, but it's pretty clear that no one actually treats him like a family member, including Jin Ling), and the latter is considered an almost rudely intimate way to address someone older than you (unless they're a servant/considerably lower on the social ladder) and Jin Zixuan would have known that.

SO.

- Considering that Jin Guangshan is such an asshole that he would "legitimize" his bastard son using the wrong generational name (HUGE insult, tantamount to not even including him in the family register at all, or even expressly saying he hoped said son would die before him), the lot of us came to the conclusion that he's also enough of a prick to further humiliate Jin Guangyao/cut him out of the line of inheritance by forcing him to give up any claim whatsoever of having been the firstborn son.

- Did Jin Zixuan ever know about this, or did he really think Jin Guangyao was younger than him? Hard to tell! If he did know, then based on the fact that he was willing to stand up for a servant he thought was being maliciously deprived of credit for her work, one would think he would be similarly protective of someone he's related to. But at the same time, he's spent his entire life raised around extremely toxic attitudes concerning the existence of his half-siblings, and might have thought he was already making enough waves wrt Jiang Yanli. Ultimately, since he died while still in his Character Development stage, there's no "definitive" answer, just how different fanfic writers want to handle it.

But there you go.

[decemebercircus]

Twisted Wonderland/Yuuta WORLD

Synopsis: It's time for Yuuta to go home (finally) but of course it's NRC and something goes wrong. Just as Yuuta is about to transport into the mirror Malleus appears distraught that not only was he left out again, his only friend is leaving.

Leona tries to stop him and unfortunately the power harnessed from the last overblot crystal which Yuuta was carrying exploded-- aside from hurtling everyone into what appears to be a Octahedral dimension

(A world created from Yuuta.) Of everyone Leona and Malleus seem to be the only ones who switched bodies.

Chapter Summary:A recollection of the events of the previous two days.

Notes: here's chapter 2

Sorry its so short. I'll make sure chapter 3 comes soon and is very long.

Characters: lilia, Ruggie,Azul, Leona, Malleus, Yuuta aka Yuu (in capture),

Story: Chapter 2

Chaos in the Classroom

The Day before:

"I-- nevermind. Don't do anything I wouldn't do" Malleus commented.

 

"Right back at you" Leona rolled his eyes waving "Leona" away. Leona grimaced he wasn't sure how he liked this body, even given that he was supposed to be only borrowing it.

 

Azul watched from the sidelines. "Are they resolving to get along better now that they have something in common like Yuuta-san leaving?" He wondered.

 

"I wonder what Malleus's unique magic is" Leona thought staring at the pale hand hidden by black gloves.

 

It was probably something that completely overshadowed his own, like everything else about Malleus.

 

"Draconia!"

 

"Oh great seven what?" Leona snapped forgetting what Lilia said about keeping in their respective characters. Crewel took obvious offense to the response.

 

"Just because you are clearly salty about having to retake your third school year due to not showing up to the graduation ceremony, and your precious friend leaving, does NOT mean you can be disrespectful to me by not paying attention in class."

"Ah shit." Leona grumbled massaging his temples and knocking over a book.

"Oh fuck" he swore in agitation as the book made a loud this against the floor.

Later:

"So you didn't do anything stupid did you?" Malleus asked at lunch.

"Quit pestering me. As if anything could possibly damage your reputation" Leona retorted. His eyes scanning the meal options. He could ask Ruggie but that would be awkward. Asking Sebek.... Egh he'd rather get it himself.

"Leona" stared at the food blankly. As if silently confused about this area of the school cafeteria.

 

Leona chose to ignore him and grabbed what he read was hot wings. To Malleus's body it smelled appetizing or maybe he was just that hungry.

 

He felt eyes staring into him but didn't give Malleus the satisfaction of being acknowledged.

 

"Oh for the love of---" Leona groaned as the ominous staring feeling increased. He grabbed the closest thing to him which happened to be French fries. The ominous feeling went away almost instantly. Leona was tempted to turn around and say something but instead he moved on to the drinks where he could watch without making it obvious.

 

So naturally Leona had to do a double take when he saw Malleus get a salad.

 

"Don't say anything about what I'm getting. I didn't say anything about your food" Malleus glared at him.

 

Leona sat down at a random empty table. Immediately across from him Sebek, Silver, and Lilia sat down as well. 'Do they always--'

 

His thought was interrupted by "Leona" sitting next to him followed by a confused Ruggie.

 

That meant there were two empty seats left....

 

Leona didnt think he could be more confused until he put the hot wing in his mouth. Wasn't it supposed to taste spicy or something?

 

Eh it was meat so might as well.

 

Ruggie slid his gaze to Leona who ate his salad without complaint. Malleus ate one chicken leg, and made a face like he had a existential crisis for about ten seconds then it vanished. Lilia observed them both with a vague smile. Like he knew something the others at the table didn't. Sebek looked as though he wanted to ask if Malleus was alright, or if he wanted something else for lunch.

 

[Unknown Territory]

 

A figure suspended in midair in a position as though they were laying in a coffin. They wore the NRC uniform and clung to a pitch black stone in their hands. The figure had dark briwn hair that kept movibg slightly as if a gentle breeze was blowing it and every so often the pitch black gem glowed a lime green color.

 

"I... Won't let you hurt them..."

A staff that looked like a ornate clock minute hand started to swing down. Making a wide arc that seemed to be targeting----

 

"I won't let you interfere..!" A voice responded angrily.

 

"Let them stay as they are.... Happy... Even without me..."

 

"And yet you arranged things so they couldnt stop YOU either. What are you aiming for Yuuta Origami?"

 

NRC Campus... (Main Street.)

Malleus still in Leona's body walked up the familiar street he'd have to go down to get to the Ramshackle Dorm.

 

"Why did I come here? Yuuta is gone," he looked dejected.

 

"Oh my-- are you still fucking whining about that?" Leona in Malleus's body complained walking a few feet behind him.

 

"They were important to ME!!" Malleus argued.

 

"Tch!" Leona scowled and leaned against the base of the statue of the Sea Witch. "Fine just don't start crying or any of that shit you pulled last night," he muttered. 

*Chapter 2 End*

[bonnymori]

𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲

Word count: 2760+ (i'll try to keep bigger lengths such as this one!)

Synopsis: You meet a new classmate who's working along Nanami, you think he's fun to be around, it stands the same to him about you. Later, feelings unravel.

Contents/Warnings: (1) Itadori Yuuji x gn!reader (2) FLUFF, TONS OF FLUFF - and some comfort (3) With the small participation of... Ino Takuma!! I really like him too, that's why <33333 (4) This is pretty platonic, but also not? (5) Ending turned sorta cliché... but I liked it u.u

A/N: This boy made me run rampant... to fhe point it's not single attraction anymore I just wish him happiness (smh if only my parents knew...) also next post will be Toji's fic pt. 2! Y'all see the first part is almost reaching 100 kudos????? I'M SO HAPPY EHSODJWKDKSJD- thanks for all the new followers and the support!! <33

Ever since his fake death, Itadori has been training alone with the help of Gojo - and now, he works along a freshly new face, who belongs to a senior, founds out ex-salaryman named Nanami Kento. He's far a thousand times more strict than Gojo. Itadori doesn't really likes the change, because Nanami is a person he can't get along. This whole guy's appearance scream "work 4 life"; he has proved different, now he screams "work is shit - but I gotta do it because others won't".

They've just finished cleansing the outside of a movie theater off a few curses, when Itadori hears shouting from far behind them. Two figures approach, waving excessively. He quickly picks on Nanami's tired sigh beside him.

"Nanami! We figured out you'd be here! Our mission has been finished and we wanted to catch up to have lunch together!" A male clad in a full black outfit shouts, he has brown hair and a beanie on top of his head, looking quite content.

The other person simply trots next to him in silence, approaching with a friendly smile. They notice Itadori faster than the male, smile widening and quickly waving hello, suddenly eager to reach up to them. The gesture makes the pink haired boy perk up, curious to why the other person looked so joyful. His question is easily answered, when they tug on the man's sleeve and motion to him.

"Ino, we have a third buddy!" The dude looks at him with widened eyes. "So nice to meet you, I'm Y/N L/N! It's great to see new faces around!"

Itadori smiles at your energy, knowing already he would click with you very well.

"I'm Ino Takuma, sorry for not noticing you before! Your uniform looks cool." Itadori exchanges a few compliments with Ino, before the man turns to talk with Nanami, leaving him and you together.

"Yes! I'm Sukuna's vessel, Itadori Yuuji-desu! My type of woman is Jenn-"

You turn to him. "So, are you a first year?"

"Geh? Weren't you dead though?!"

"I was!- I am!- Please keep secret."

"Okay!"

"Ahem." Nanami coughs, drawing attention. "I requested you two to not come after me today. Itadori here is the reason why."

"That's no problem, we're very capable of keeping secrets." You threw your arm over Itadori's shoulder, him nodding along with you.

"Oh really, then remember to keep quiet about it. I'll let this slide." The group of students nervously at Nanami's intimidating tone. "But, I'll get to have my break alone."

"Gah!" Ino exclaimed, watching Nanami walk away; he also left the responsability of taking care of Itadori for you two, leaving without a word. "It really had to be today, when Nanami would take us to his favorite bakery..."

"Crybaby." You teased. "Itadori here can't go outside where anyone can see him, he's dead. So, we were to order food either way because he shouldn't be left out."

"Augh okay, it would be unfair."

"So, where are you staying Itadori?"

"At Gojo's state!"

"Whoa, I've never been there before." Ino commented, waiting as you sent a message to Ijichi to pick them up.

"He's my teacher, a very cool one!"

"I imagine! Ooookay, once we get there I'll get the food."

Itadori felt as his chest would burst of excitement, finally there was people around him again, he couldn't be less happy about it.

"Sharing is caring!"

Itadori laughed as you wrestled with Takuma for some fries, netflix long forgotten in the background, as watching the banter was way more entertaining. Most of the time, Ino rambled a lot about Nanami, while he rambled a lot about Gojo. The guy even showed him the cool scar under his beanie. He felt kinda upset after explaining the exchange was just temporary, his stay under Nanami's wing wasn't decisive, and therefore, he was more like a classmate than a partner.

Itadori also learned a lot about you. He was surprised to find out that you, although energetic, was the one to speak the lesser in conversations. His surprisement grew even bigger when you told him you're a exchange student from Kyoto, arriving Tokyo about the same month as him - thankfully, you were to say for good.

Conversations flowed easily in the air, until a voice from the doorway barged in.

"Yuuji-kun! Don't forget about your lessons! Hi kids! Bye kids!" Gojo said playfully, throwing the familiar punching bear to Itadori before leaving.

"What's this thing?" Ino asked.

"It's to help me control my cursed energy. So while I watch the movies, if I don't charge it with cursed energy it punches me square in the face. I thought I had mastered this thing already, but he insist I keep training with it." Itadori grumbles.

"At least it's cute." You commented, taking a sip of your drink.

"Until it punches you in your face without warning!" The pink haired boy barks.

The talks died down, the three of you eating quietly when another movie is played on the screen. Itadori didn't bother reading the title, it was a plain one about a zombie apocalypse that got him extremely bored, yet he kept watching still so the plushie didn't punch him in the face again; he's been keeping a record since all his last cursed energy training lessons were a sucess to this day. When his head started nodding and eyelids dropping Itadori can't remember well, about fourty five minutes of movie perhaps? Make it fifty, the second slumber took over his body completely.

When he awoke once again, it was near midnight, the clock on the wall told him so. He also noticed a soft and warm surface supporting his head, figures, it's your shoulder he's resting into, he feels an arm around his own shoulders and your cheek placed upon his hair.

"Hey, it's late." You immediately notices he's awake, calling out softly. "You should sleep on your room, or something, better to your spine."

He chuckles when you poke his side. "But I'm comfortable here."

"I'm surprised, you just met me today, and now is sleeping on my shoulder."

"I'm not, that happens often to me."

"Sleeping on people's shoulders?"

"No! Making friends quickly." Itadori likes your gentle warmth, your hug, everything makes him feel at home. "I met two more people before you for two weeks, but they can't see me, because I'm dead."

"So I'll keep you company, that's my new mission."

His eyes widen at that, a oh so little blush covering the tip of his ears.

"For how many time I slept anyway?" He asks.

"About two- no, three hours. You missed two movies, and this one is about to end."

"And you stayed here the whole time?" He motions to your shoulder.

"Yep. That reminds me I gotta pee."

Itadori grumbles, but quickly lifts himself off you, respecting your needs. That gives him some time to look around, he notices Ino is gone, and the plushie sits quietly at the other side of the couch, unmoving.

"Y/N! How did you manage to make it quiet down?" He's beyond bafflet.

"...que."

"What!"

"I said!" You arrive quickly at the doorframe, hands still wet from when you washed them. "I used my innate technique."

"Oh! How is it like?"

"It's kinda funny, gimme a moment." You left to wipe off your hands, coming back in a second. "So, just like Shoko, I produce reverse curse energy, but it's quite different than hers, I can't heal people. That's why we often call it positive energy instead. I can use it to soothe off negative energy, so the bear has no cursed energy right now."

"How does it works on people?" He felt very curious about everything, asking away like a kid.

"Since everyone has negative energy, it just makes you sleepy really. But when it comes to curses it's really practical, I can either weaken it or, if the curse is like grade three or four, I can slap them off existence completely by wiping all their energy." You were naturally proud of having a such versatile power, your own energy swirling with pride around you.

"That sounds amazing! Is it why I fell asleep though?"

"Nah, only if I did it on purpose. I guess you were just tired, hope you don't mind I decided to let you rest today."

"No way, it was a good nap."

You nodded. "By the way, Ino left to attend to a drinking party, he paid for our food."

"Drinking? Is he old?"

"Yeah, he's twenty." You chuckled, already expecting that kind of reaction.

"No way! He looks young just like us!"

"That's totally my reaction after I learned he's twenty!"

After that day, you started visiting Itadori weekly to daily, after exchanging numbers he made a little group with you and Ino, naming it the "Nanami trio". But really, he exchanges more texts with you in private, be them memes, cool images he wish to share, etcetera. Although, Ino wasn't left excluded, he ofter brough his xbox to connect to Itadori's tv room and you all would spend hours playing together; he just didn't spend much time with both of you as much. And that was okay.

For a few days, your connection with Itadori died down when he didn't reply to your texts. They would remain unread for some time, the longest being half a day, until he would spam apologies then move on with the topic. That became a routine until one day when you came over to check on Itadori unnanounced, needin to ease off your worries about the boy, only to find him sobbing in the middle of a hallway, staring ahead and beyond, his back to you.

"Ita-?"

"Egh!" Startled, he scrambled to wipe his eyes, turning to you. "H-hey, um, hi."

"What happened?"

"I- he-" His eyes didn't met yours, knuckles white in a death grip. You notice he has a few bandages thrown over his face and arms. The way his shoulders are drawn, as if he wants to shrink into himself is something you've experienced before.

"Something hard to talk about?"

He nods almost immediately, head still facing down.

"It's alright, come with me." You reach for his hands, grimacing slightly when his forceful grip is now on your hand, yet you don't comment on it. He follows you through the state wordlessly.

You two stop on the same tv room, sitting down on the couch. You then guide his head to your shoulder, gently massaging his scalp with the free hand.

"It's alright."

Those two words are chanted like a prayer for the next half hour, at some point, Itadori twisted his body towards yours and unknowingly caged you between him and the sofa arm. He embraced you with a force you didn't have in you, like he didn't want to lose one another. Painful or not, not a muscle moved on your body. He needed a shoulder to cry on.

Thirty minutes passed like seconds, you peered down only to find the boy confortably napping against your bosom; at some point you just became the cold side of the pillow to him. That's alright. It brings you joy to be the mom friend anyways. So you decided to join the sleepland aswell, arms still secured around his shoulders and the back of his head.

It feels like the nap hasn't been long, though, because you can feel Itadori's grip loosening and therefore, you're awake.

"Sorry if I broke any bones, in advance."

"Wow, and you only warn me now."

He laughs at your comeback, hands still secured around your waist.

"I'm surprised you let me uh, cuddle you for comfort - and sleep. I don't understand it? You just make me sleepy." He rambled, keeping eye contact with you while his head still rests on your chest.

"That's a piece of cake when you have younger siblings who seek for you every night they get a nightmare."

"Does that mean I can come to you again if I have a nightmare?" There it is, his togepi-kirby cutesy face.

"Are you four?"

"That's mean!" Itadori blushed, squeezing you on his arms. "I like the contact. It puts me at ease."

"Mm, do you want to talk about it?"

He gulped. "No, not really."

Your peach haired friend remained silent, and so did you. It seems he doesn't intend in letting you go soon, or he just really forgot to mention it. It gives them time to think, your younger sisted used to do that sometimes, back in Kyoto.

"Y/N, wanna watch anything?"

"Sure, have you watched Parasyte before?"

"No, let's give it a try then!" Itadori glances at the remote, then back at you - making you confused over his hesitation to move. He notices you noticed it, chuckling nervously. "To be honest, I don't wanna let go."

"It's hurting my back."

"SORRY I'M SORRY!" He jumped away from you like a cat would jolt away from a cucumber, making you snicker.

"It's okay, I just wanted to change positions."

And to tease you, but he didn't need to know that part.

He glared at you with a small pout, typing the initials of Parasyte on the search bar. Outside his line of vision, you were grinning like a idiot, his sweeteness took a tow on you. All the people of Tokyo you met really held a way different spirit from your classmates in Kyoto, Itadori being the nicest of all. It's surprising him being Sukuna's vessel to begin with; being honest, you felt drawn by it.

"Y/N, it's startiiiiing." He cut your daydreaming short, slumping on your side and propping his head on your shoulder.

"This again?" You throw an arm around his shoulders, very much like the first time he cuddled himself on you.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who wanted to change positions. Guess I'll just make some alterations since I'm awake this time!" One of his arms went behind your back and circled your waist, hand resting at your hip.

"It's definely different, since the other time you drooled on me."

"Hhgh, okay okay! Let me enjoy this." For perhaps the actual first time, you're able to watch without exchanging words with one another.

And this time, it's you who's head loll to the side, nose buried on his soft rose perfumed hair. Itadori doesn't comment on it yet, his free hand moves under your legs to lift your whole body up efortlessly when he senses you have fallen asleep.

"I remember you said it's bad for my spine, I wouldn't mind it... yours however."

The boy makes a beeline to the guest room, he sighs when there is no choice but open the door with his foot. Inside, he places you carefully in the soft bed.

Before he could leave, a hand reaches up for his sleeve.

"Itadori," He turned, looking at you. "Make me company?"

He giggles softly - you think it sounds like a highschool girl. "You should start calling me by my first name!" Itadori rambles as he climbs on the bed, arms wrapping around your waist in a motion you're familiar with.

"Yuuji, I'm tired, let me sleep."

"But I wanna talk more..." He pouts. "Also, are we, um, dating?"

You wriggle around, bringing his head down to peck on his forehead, teasing. "Correction, I want to date you."

"Uh, oh." A blush coats his face so quickly, you'd say someone dumped a bucket of red paint on his face.

"Is that a no?"

"No!"

"So it is a no."

"Christ, will you stop teasing for a second, I'm trying to talk here." He makes an angry version of his togepi-kirby face, you can't help but grin.

"You amuse me, but okay. I'll do it for you."

"Thanks." He blinks, the blush slowly fading away. "You know, I lied, not about the contact, I like the contact nonetheless-"

His hand moves to play with yours, such as tapping his tips against yours, or meassuring the palms.

"-it's you who brings me comfort."

It's also your turn to blush, that line was seriously charming.

"Yeah."

"Yeah?"

"Yes, we're dating now." You respond, a little eagerly. "Can I kiss you?"

"Please."

This is the best person I could ask for, Itadori thinks, keeping his eyes open as yours shut during the kiss, whom I won't change for anything else in this world.

When you both separate, Itadori feels drowsy and sleepy. His face fits perfectly on your shoulder as always.

"Goodnight, my favorite person."

[bluewinnerangel]

I love your blog I love your masterposts and ramblings and gayvinci tags and song analyses I LOVE YOU and I hope you have a great day. Also do you have an analysis on Perfect (did H&L really write in different rooms LOL)? Some ppl say it's about Pr relationships/closeting but I'm slow and need help connecting the dots. Thank you!

OOOOH PERFECT ANALYSIS YES

totally not just putting in gifs before the cut to grab peoples attention

Hi! Thank you so much <3 Sorry anon this really took me a while. I do have my opinions on Perfect, and iiiieee I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or just a duhdoink of course this is the way to see it and everyone else in the room is seeing it too. There's just my interpretation, what makes way too much sense to me to view this song as anything else, so I'll share that. 

And about the rooms thing, I think it was a joke among fans because god forbid they are interacting whatsoever right ;)

his silhouette is something else

I’m just gonna put in a cut here because of course it’s gonna be too long not to.

An analysis of Perfect below the cut:

First let’s go into what they’ve said about the song, of all the songs Harry has explained (if that) this one maybe most often. Still it isn’t much, watch it here and here and here. So the way I see it they are HAMMERING on that it’s not what it looks like and it’s so much honestly it’s pretty entertaining:

First answer: “yes we write from personal experience”, but then: 

“no matter how loose that might be”

“it’s not literal”

“to be honest it translates to whoever”

“it doesn’t always have to be an exact story”

“not everything is so obvious”

“things can be taken in different ways”

“it’s not always necessarily about what it sounds like it’s about”

....and they just go on like this. So what I’m reading here is basically GUYS. GALS. BROPALS. IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. THERE ARE DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS TO THIS. WE WROTE THIS IN A WAY TO HAVE LAYERS. PEEL THE ONION.

So in any case, in any possible case it’s definitely not just about what they think it’s sounds like it’s about. An then the question is what they think it sounds like it’s about then? Maybe it’s just towards the GP: it’s clearly assumed to be about Taylor (the media seemed to be really pushing this idea as well) and that’s totally fair and even true in some regards as you can’t really ignore the in-your-face Taylor nods in there. Then it could be that they’re just like yeah we see it looks like this is about haylor (as a real relationship) but it’s not like that. But, and this is a reach, it could also be their fear that those who support their relationship (Harry & Louis’ that is) might interpret this song as them being casual together, which people have. It doesn’t not make sense as a thought process right? Because they wrote it together. So maybe they’re like no oh no nononononono it’s not about us together! Not in that way! and just hammer on about this because they don’t like the idea of them looking anything less than whipped and married, sure hella farfetched I know but egh no harm in mentioning it.

Anyway this song is so much smarter than it looks! Nomnom the layers lets peel. It's a really good example of what we see time and time again especially in Louis' songwriting, his lyrics are so straightforward and so simple but once you start looking deeper into there’s a hold up and you find all kinds of things hiding in plain sight. (Harry too, but I mean his lyrics aren’t pretending to be easy, let’s put it like that) 

On the surface we got this narrative of "im a chill boybander dude and im traveling the world yehyeh and you girl yeah im perfect for you if you're looking for that and nothing serious gurl yeah" which works perfectly as a 1D song. But then they’re also playing with that haylor narrative, and there are some wait that’s gay’s too. So my interpretation is that they’re being ironic/sarcastic whatever you wanna call it towards PR relationships, and more specifically the loudest of them all that already had a couple of songs to its name at that point being haylor.

It works as a response to Taylor’s Style as these songs are doing the same thing. In Style, Taylor describes how she and tOtAlLy nOt HaRrY are perceived, how they look, how they don’t go out of style because they look like this perfect hollywood couple. Perfect’s doing the same, they’re both painting this story of seeming perfect for each other, not because they’re actually romantically involved but because they’re something the tabloids/GP/whatever are going to love love love to eat up and/or that doing such a stunt is mutually beneficial (in some regards, namely money, fame, and having these narratives they can work with for their music I guess, and yeah I think it totally broke him, but at the stage of releasing Perfect this isn’t really the direction he went in with corporating that whole side to it into his music just yet).

So I’ll drop my personal ugly powerpoint slide and then do a lyric breakdown (yep I need a ptt to just barf out whatever song parallels I see sometimes otherwise it just keeps haunting me, it’s a like a notebook full of brainfarts and right now I can’t be bothered to recreate it into something less uh... chaotic looking and more nuanced, so just have this monster):

The pic says it all but let’s get into a lyric breakdown:

I might never be your knight in shinin' armor I might never be the one you take home to mother And I might never be the one who brings you flowers But I can be the one, be the one tonight

I'm not gonna save you, I'm not gonna date you, I'm not even gonna do romantic shit for you, I'm just not it. I’m truly really not it for you.

Surface lvl is “im a cool boybanderboy and yeah we can have some fun together tonight here in my hotel room but then you gotta get tf out of here because I’m a player lol bye”

Orrrrr it’s a joke: “girl I ain’t it, yaknow, because I’m taken. And not into girls. But I can pretend be the one, just for tonight tho when we step out to go stunting and get our pics taken and stuff”

(future) parallels:

Couldn’t take you home to mother in a skirt that short - Only Angel can’t do shit with this parallel but it’s there, I see I point, that’s all

When I first saw you From across the room I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah

Yeah no that’s just gay. Spotting eachother from across the room, sneaky lil glances while standing physically apart in public, and being able to tell the other is curious? That’s the choice of word you’re going with? Curious? Really? Yeah no that’s fine.

Girl, I hope you're sure

Oh sorry it's not gay nvm he said “girl”

What you're looking for 'Cause I'm not good at making promises

back to im just a chill dude wanting to have fun and nothing else, no commitment whatsoever.

But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms And if you like having secret little rendezvous If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do then baby, I'm perfect Baby, I'm perfect for you

Yeah so hey girl if you wanna do all these secret things in private that seem to be sinful then I’m totally perfect.

GP understanding: if you wanna sneak away with me for a one-night-only yeah we can

PR stunt understanding: listen you wanna be with your secret little rendezvous person that you really shouldn’t be with according to what we’re advised shouldn’t enter the public eye, and you know I wanna be with my person too, so I’m perfect for you to be associated with publicly so the heat will be taken off of those rumors and then you can continue to go off and be with whoever you actually wanna be with in secret and I can do the same, thanks now I’m going back to that hotel room without you byebye

And if you like midnight driving with the windows down

Style nudge: “Midnight, you come and pick me up, no headlights” / “just take me home”

Kinda wanna put SOML here too: “The story of my life, I take her home, I drive all night, to keep her warm, and time is frozen”

And if you like going places we can't even pronounce If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about Then baby, you're perfect Baby, you're perfect So let's start right now

I mean she knows places? Right? Hah. hah.hah. But here again, like “if you like to do whatever I’m perfect”, like, I’m stunting with you because this whole PR circus is helping you achieve whatever it is you’ve been dreaming about, it can take you places where you haven’t been as in you can reach new heights (also may be just a nudge to touring really, places they’ve never been salad in the wind).

I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time

Really they’re just finding more and more ways to say the same thing: Girl, I’m not it. None of this should be taken literal, ending with “the one you love from time to time” which works for both having a .. uh.. buddy with uh bedroom benefits but also for a PR stunt counterpart.

And if you like cameras flashin' every time we go out

mirror mirror on the wall what’s the most obvious “this is about PR stunts” line of them all

Also this line counters “And if you like having secret little rendezvous, If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do“. So what is it, are they having secret little rendezvous or are camera’s flashing every time they go out? It’s basically and if you like doing things in the public eye vs if you like doing things in secret. How does it make sense that they’re doing these things with the same person, like these things wouldn’t matter enough to become seperate themes in a song if these are both about the singer + the same girl doing these things with each other. So I conclude PR relationship with flashing cameras + actual real relationships being the secret rendezvous.

It can also be another Taylor nudge ahgain (that’s me saying “again” with a sigh) as I Know Places and I believe some other songs on the 1989 album with Harry as designated driver mention some flashing camera’s and stuff.

Ok last about this line is that “every time we go out” is implying that they only go out to be seen and have their picture taken.

And if you're looking for someone to write your breakup songs about

aaaaand the most obvious Taylor nod of them all. Everyone else in the room can see it.

Baby, I'm perfect Baby, we're perfect

We never go out of style, we never go out of style

Yep that’s that. I think it’s a very clever song, I really love it, and yes they are singing about their relationship, just not the way it looks. It’s here instead:  

But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms

And if you like having secret little rendezvous

If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do

And maybe here:

If you like to do whatever you've been dreaming about

That’s it, that’s how I see the song. They’re being smart lil shits joking about / reflecting on / seeing the irony in their situation in the most lighthearted way.

Read my other song analyses here

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

oh Rrose actually might be my new favorite. What I was looking for was just a nicely balanced rose fragrance, not too light (but I hate heavier fragrances so not heavy either!), smooth and kind of reserved and elegant. Rrose is very much just a smooth nice rose, well-rounded, smells very rosy. Not very strong on my skin but neither was the Turkish Rose. Man I did not think blindly betting on Rrose to turn out to be better than anything I’d actually had a chance to sample would work out this well. I almost regret buying the other samples but the Nest perfumes are quite good too and it’ll give me a chance to wear both of these and continue compare and contrasting how they do on my skin and how much I actually enjoy smelling them and take my time to decide on which I really prefer. 

...Let me express again, this is not something I did because I just like rose fragrances, it’s for a fictional character that lives in my head and also in the WIP I’m writing for Camp Nano! Insane!! I’m having a great time. 

Oh my God Rrose is actually better after a little while. Very well-rounded, strongly rose. I’m not sure how to really talk about perfumes accurately but it’s good, it works on my skin (I tried a montblanc cologne (Legend: Spirit) on my arm today that I had thought I liked on a tester strip the other day and noooo! It stank! See other fragrances that smell significantly different on a test strip than skin, read: most of them) and it’s definitely a more... I don’t know, a rich rose scent rather than a feathery-light one, but without being heavy? Both of these are. 

Anyways hello yes I am a scents nerd and own a sizeable collection of Solstice Scents samplers and have unfortunately recently discovered a couple other indie perfumery brands while on my rose fragrance research kick. Will get back to you on Poesie when the samplers for that arrive.

Every now and then my scents special interest makes a resurgence and I revisit fragrantica and basenotes looking for signature scents for characters who would absolutely not have signature scents. I am in a Belk I am smelling All of the samples. I am feeling slightly lightheaded

[mochumochuu]

I've been fallin in love with @Zeurel 's works which is the "Monkey Wrench" and gosh y'all 😤 I ADORE Shrike Sanchez, I love his character design, his personalities and ALL y'all!!! AAAAAAAAA-💕💖💓✨🔥💗

Credit: Character concept from @Zeurel

You can check more of his stuffs on:

-Twitter -Patreon -Twitch

Since that I loved this so much you all can already guess what I'm gunna do!

✨✨!!!FANART TIME!!!✨✨

Now funni thing about this is that I when I drawn him for the first time he was all like egh... I then tried to draw him as right as possible, I thought it gunna be for 2 - 3 days but- ah... I was so fuckin wrong, It took me a wholesome 3 weeks to draw him right 😂😂😂 y'all you don't know how much suffers I've been throught like W H E E Z E help

Not only that as an sucker artist I am, I'm quite picki in choosin ideas to draw and I don't even know why so It also took me like 2 weeks to think of the ideas to draw, I have taken all this shit enough and gave up on thinkin of idea and spin the dam randomize wheel and it landed on "🍭candies🍬" which is a childist idea but I don't have anythin to say so-

But yeah yeah, enough for embarassin shits now onto other that I still have left to say.

This is atcually a hint, I wasn't gunna show any hint or clue for the next post but someone on twitter said "Ey Papi, What dat mouth do~?" I couldn't resist but draw something like a comic page then replied to em and here we go the hint

(Of course even tho this is a hint K still need to mark it so HUSH)

That's all for now y'all, I'll see you guys in the next post ^^/

[light-fxry]

@chaotic-pizza

“You can’t stay up there forever.” He commented, but he understood why she prefers to be there. He a stranger, and he spooked her. “Okay, You’re some kind of dragon. I can’t tell if your a mini dragon or a baby dragon..” Who knows about dragon age regression and size; he didn’t even know they were real! The real question is, should he keep it until it gets older, or throw her out? The only thing he's certain right now is to feed the cute little thing. "You want some pizza? I think I can make a few you'll like."

Obilo left the room, after 5 minutes, he comes back with mini meat-lovers pizza bagels. He doesn't know what the hell dragons eat, so he gave his best guess. Meat, dragons might like meat. He places the tiny pizza bagels near the dragon. "If you don't like it or feel sick, just cough it up. I'll find some else for you."

She stared as the stranger left, tilting her head a bit before vigorously shaking It, licking her lips. Welp, She was safe for now! The small dragon got up, walking in a Little circle before laying back down, purring happily in her new comfy position. After waiting a bit, the nightlight was outright yawning, almost getting bored and going to sleep right there on that shelf...until...

The black and white reptile perked up, her nose moving up and down as She caught a strange smell, coming from below. And Just as she looked down, there It was: the strange tall thing, with something in it's paws...

She crooned curiously, moving her tail slightly as the weird creature puts the odd object near her, squealing inquisitively. The nightlight stood up, stepping over to the thing before pawing it, smearing cheese on her paw. The nightlight shook her paw "Egh" before sniffing the thing: It looked like a murky mess of... Blap.. with a short disgusted noise, She pawed the thing, shoving It down. Right on the Boy's face.