#eleanor hanson

[fairytale-poll]

ROUND 1 INFO

Round 1 will be posted between Friday, November 10th and Thursday, November 16th. It will be split between 4 sets, each set being posted on a different day. There will be a total of 128 participants (32 participants in each individual set) divided in 64 polls (16 polls in each individual set). By the end of Round 1, 64 participants will make it to Round 2 while the rest will be sent to the Shadow Realm where their souls will be tormented for eternity. Each poll will last a week. As the sets are posted, I will link them below.

ROUND 1A

Cinderella (Disney's Cinderella Animated) vs. Ella (Disney's Cinderella Live-Action Remake)

Hatsune Miku as Cinderella (Various Songs) (Vocaloid) vs. Hello Kitty as Cinderella (Hello Kitty no Cinderella)

Cinderella/Aschenputtel/Cendrillon (German/General European Fairytale Variant) vs. Vasilisa the Beautiful (Russian/East European Fairytale Variant)

Rhodopis (Greek Fairytale Variant) vs. Ye Xian (Chinese Fairytale Variant)

Hamupipőke (Hungarian Fairytale Variant) vs. Eun Ha Won (Cinderella with Four Knights)

Mireleh (The Way Meat Loves Salt by Nina Jaffe/Louise August) vs. Settarah (The Persian Cinderella by Shirley Climo/Robert Florczak)

Cendrillon (Otogi-Juushi Akazukin) vs. Leila Takashiro (Hime Chen! Otogi Chikku Idol Lilpri)

Hoshizora Miyuki / "Cure Happy" as Cinderella (Smile PreCure/Glitter Force) vs. Mofurun as "Mofurella" (Mahou Tsukai PreCure)

Giselle Lai (Cinderelle) vs. Isabell Heartwell (Cinder's Ball)

Cinderella (Grimms Notes) vs. Cinderella Mary Skelter)

Queen Cinderella Charming (The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer) vs. Ella of Maidenvale / Cinderella (The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani)

Eleanor / Cinderella (The Wide-Awake Princess by E.D. Baker) vs. Elegant "Ella" Herringbone Coach (Disenchanted: The Trials of Cinderella by Megan Morrison)

Vassa (Vassa in the Night by Sarah Porter) vs. Vasilisa "Vasya" Petrovna (The Winternight trilogy by Katherine Arden)

Cinderella (Fables) vs. Cinderella "Cindy" Baxter (The Sisters Grimm)

Mia Basile (Cinderella the Cat) vs. Rose Cinderella (Regal Academy)

Maria Aparecida "Cida" dos Santos Souza (Cheias de Charme) vs. La Cenerentola (La Cenerento Laossia La Bontà in Trionfo)

ROUND 1B

Ella of Frell (Ella Enchanted book by Gail Carson Levine) vs. Ella of Frell (Ella Enchanted movie)

Cinderellis (Cinderellis and the Glass Hill by Gail Carson Levine) vs. Danielle Whiteshore (nee de Glas) (Princess series by Jim C. Hines)

Imogen Keegan (Damsel Distressed by Kelsey Macke) vs. Jess Parker (The Cinderella Society by Kay Cassidy)

Cinderella/Prinzessin (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters & Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG) vs. Fairy Tail - Rella (Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG)

Cindy (How to Save Your Tail by Mary Elizabeth Hanson) vs. Cinderumpelstiltskin (The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka/Lane Smith)

Cinder Edna (Cinder Edna by Ellen Jackson) vs. Cinderella (Cinderella Penguin, or, the Little Glass Flipper by Janet Perlman)

Cindy (If the Shoe Fits by Julie Murphy) vs. Elle Wittimer (Geekerella by Ashley Poston)

Bronwyn Murdoch (The Prince Who Loved Me by Karen Hawkins) vs. Sophie Beckett (An Offer From a Gentleman by Julia Quinn)

Ella (Cinder Ella by S.T. Lynn) vs. Cynthia "Cyn" Robinson (Cinders) (Sapphic Fairy Tales by Cara Malone)

Lucinda Jarvis (Grimm) vs. Queen Cinderella (10th Kingdom)

Sam Montgomery (A Cinderella Story) vs. Mary Santiago (Another Cinderella Story)

Katie Gibbs (A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song) vs. Cinderella (Cinderella 2021)

Cinderella (Bad Cinderella) vs. Ella (Happily N'Ever After)

Ella (The Glass Slipper) vs. Cinderella (The Slipper and the Rose)

Ashlynn Ella (Ever After High) vs. Threadarella (Monster High: Scarily Ever After)

Danielle de Barbarac (Ever After) vs. Popelka (Three Wishes for Cinderella)

ROUND 1C

Miss Piggy as "Lady Holiday" (The Great Muppet Caper) vs. CinderElmo (Sesame Street: CinderElmo)

Minnie Mouse as "Minnie-rella" (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) vs. Baby Gonzo as "Gonzo-rella" (Muppet Babies 2018)

Brittany Miller as Cinderella (Alvin and the Chipmunks) vs. Scrooge McDuck as "Scroogerello" (Ducktales)

Chuckie Finster as "Finsterella" (Rugrats) vs. Cinderella (Sabrina: The Animated Series)

Fella (Cinderfella) vs. Popeye the Sailor Man as "Cinderfella" (Popeye the Sailor man: Ancient Fishtory)

Betty Boop as Cinderella (Betty Boop: Poor Cinderella) vs. Cinderella (Swing Shift Cinderella)

Barbie as Cinderella (Barbie Dolls) vs. Yasmin as Cinderella (Bratz: Kids Fairy Tales)

Cinderella (Collector Plates) vs. Ella (Total Drama: Pahkitew Island)

Touya Kinomoto as Cinderella (Cardcaptor Sakura) vs. Saki Hanajima as "Cinderella-ish" (Fruits Basket)

Reki Kyan as "Cindereki" (Sk8 the Infinity) vs. Mettaton as Cinderella (Undertale)

Cinderella (Stand of Aya Tsuji) (Jojo's Biazzre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable) vs. Cendrillon (Persona of Sumi Yoshizawa/Violet) (Persona 5)

Cinderella (Once Upon a Crime) vs. Dulcie Hastings (nee Duveen) aka Cinderella (Murder on the Links) (Hercule Poirot series by Agatha Christie)

Scarecrow as "Scarecrowella" (D'Ocon Mumfie) vs. Ella Brown (Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix)

Princess Petra / Spinstress as "Spinderella" (Earth-423) (Marvel Comics) vs. Cinderella (Girl Genius Fairytale Theater Break: Cinderella)

Cendrillon (Cendrillon by Telephone) vs. Cinderella (Cinderella by The Cheetah Girls)

Harper Finkle as "Harperella" (Wizards of Waverly Place) vs. Morgan Philip (Disenchanted)

ROUND 1D

Cinderella (Dimension 20: Neverafter) vs. Cinders (Once Upon a Time in Space by the Mechanisms)

Linh Cinder / Selene Blackburn (The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer) vs. Cinderella (Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella 1997)

Carrie White (Carrie by Stephen King) vs. Cinder Fall (RWBY)

Cinderella (Into the Woods) vs. Cinderella / Princess Ella / Ashley Boyd (Once Upon a Time)

Cinderella (Kingdom Hearts) vs. Cinderella (Shrek series)

Cinders (Cinders) vs. Lucette Riella Britton (Cinderella Phenomenon)

Cinderella (SINoALICE) vs. Cinderella (TAISHO x ALICE)

Cinderella (Sid Story) vs. Rin Hoshiora as Cinderella (Love Live)

Aisling "Ash" (Ash by Malinda Lo) vs. Xing Xing (Bound by Donna Jo Napoli)

Clara (Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire) vs. Ella Saturday (Witches Abroad) (Discworld series by Terry Pratchett)

Euphemia "Effie" Reeves (Ten Thousand Stitches by Olivia Atwater) vs. Kate Kassell / Nate Ganymede (After the Ball)

Cinderella (Burn the Witch) vs. Shindou Rei (Boku wa Ohime-sama ni Narenai)

Cinderella (Cinderella Monogatari) vs. Haine Otomiya / "Seashore Cinderella" (The Gentleman's Alliance Cross)

Ghauri (Azure Striker Gunvolt) vs. Miyo Saimori (My Happy Marriage)

Ashley Vans (A Wicked Tale of Cinderella's Stepmom / I Raised Cinderella Preciously) vs. Cinciarell Winchestion (Don't Call Javotte an Evil Stepsister)

Cinderella (Blood Bank) vs. Itsumi Tachibana (You Are My Princess)

[femslashrevolution]

Popular Pairing List Update

The following pairings have more than 10 recent posts in their pairing tag, and are therefore too popular to be posted on Rarepair Thursdays:

Aerith Gainsborough x Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy)

Amelia Collins x Zoe Miller (Class of '07)

Anaïs Davis x Bobbie De Bruyn (wtFOCK)

Aninlaphat Sawetwarit x Pilanthita Kasidit (The Loyal Pin)

Anna x Elsa (Disney Princesses)

Applejack x Fluttershy (My Little Pony)

Azula x Ty Lee (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Barbara Holland x Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things)

Bérénice Leblond x Carla Furiani (Ici tout commence)

Blaze x Kristina Corinthos Davis (General Hospital)

Buffy Summers x Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Cady Heron x Regina George (Mean Girls; Mean Girls Musical)

Cate Randa x May Olowe Hewitt (Monarch: Legacy of Monsters)

Clary Fray x Isabelle Lightwood (The Mortal Instruments)

Darcy Lewis x Wanda Maximoff (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Delia Ketchum x Jessie (Pokemon)

Dorcas Meadowes x Marlene McKinnon (Harry Potter)

Dorcas Meadowes x Narcissa Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Earth x Sun (23.5)

Eileen Dunlop x Rebecca (Eileen)

Eve Unwin x Suki Panesar (Eastenders)

Falin Touden x Marcille Donato (Delicious in Dungeon)

Fluttershy x Rarity (My Little Pony)

Ginny Weasley x Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter)

Gwen Runck x Nikki (That 90's Show)

Gwen Stacy x Mary Jane Watson (Marvel Comics)

Jack Danvers x Keeley Jones (Ted Lasso)

Kristi Miller x Marielle (From)

Harper Row x Stephanie Brown (DCU; Gotham Knights)

Harumoto Itsuki x Hayashi Fuyu (Chaser Game W)

Ink x Pa (Bad Buddy)

Jamie x Marian (Drive-Away Dolls)

Jiang Zhaoyun x Lan Ze (Legend of Yunze)

Lady Hideko x Sook Hee (The Handmaiden)

Luce x Rachel (Imagine Me & You)

Margaery Tyrell x Sansa Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire)

Padmé Amidala x Sabé (Star Wars)

Prang x Warang (Love Senior)

Sabine Wren x Shin Hati (Star Wars)

The following pairings have been posted less frequently recently, and have therefore been removed from the popular pairing list:

AJ Campos x Paige Evans (Crush)

Alex Cabot x Olivia Benson (Law & Order: SVU)

Amalia True x Penance Adair (The Nevers)

Amanita Caplan x Nomi Marks (Sense8)

Ana Servín x Mariana Herrera (Madre sólo hay dos)

Anne Shirley x Diana Barry (Anne of Green Gables; Anne With An E)

Ava Coleman x Janine Teagues (Abbott Elementary)

Beca Mitchell x Chloe Beale (Pitch Perfect)

Becky Baker x Imogen Moreno (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Bette Porter x Tina Kennard (The L Word)

Casey Gardner x Izzie (Atypical)

Deena Johnson x Samantha Fraser (Fear Street)

Eleanor Levetan x Gabbi Broussard (Do Revenge)

Frankie Bergstein x Grace Hanson (Grace and Frankie)

Frannie Langton x Marguerite Benham (The Confessions of Frannie Langton)

Héloïse x Marianne (Portrait of a Lady on Fire)

Imogen Temult x Laudna (Critical Role)

Jen Harding x Judy Hale (Dead to Me)

Jules Vaughn x Rue Bennett (Euphoria)

Keeley Jones x Rebecca Welton (Ted Lasso)

Malini x Priya (The Jasmine Throne)

Maria Hill x Natasha Romanoff (Marvel Cinematic Universe; Marvel Comics)

Riri Williams x Shuri (Marvel Cinematic Universe; Marvel Comics)

Shelby Goodkind x Toni Shalifoe (The Wilds)

[eliotqueliot]

Chapter 7 of Secret Lives is up!

This is my superhero/supervillain take on Queliot. There are more chapters on the horizon, including a battle at Brakebills!

Secret Lives (28452 words) by EliotQueliot Chapters: 7/10 Fandom: The Magicians (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh, Quentin Coldwater & Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson & Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson & Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson/Alice Quinn, William "Penny" Adiyodi/Kady Orloff-Diaz, Hannah | Kady Orloff-Diaz's Mother/Julia Wicker Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh, Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson, Henry Fogg, William "Penny" Adiyodi, 40th Timeline William "Penny"Adiyodi, Kady Orloff-Diaz, Alice Quinn (The Magicians), Hannah | Kady Orloff-Diaz's Mother, Marina Andrieski, Genji Quinn, Eleanor Lipson Additional Tags: May Trope Mayhem, Duck Prints Press, Superheroes, Supervillains, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Bullying, Depression, References to Depression, Heroes, Brakebills (The Magicians), Hedge Witches, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, High King Eliot Waugh, Hedge Witch Quentin Coldwater, Hedge witches (Magicians), Hedge witch safehouses (Magicians), Rescues, Ghosts, Physical Kids Cottage (The Magicians), Best Friends, Julia Wicker is a Good Friend, Margo Hanson is a Good Friend, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Alternate Universe - No Beast (The Magicians), Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, niffins (the magicians), Fillory (The Magicians), Cats, queliot, True Love Summary: Eliot Waugh has a secret life. So does Quentin Coldwater. Inspired to help their friends, each takes a separate path by dead of night. Heroes or villains? Even they may not know the truth.

[amarimeta]

Girl Failures Bracket Overview

Round 1 (COMPLETED):

Brianna Hanson v Fleabag

Zelda Spellman v Ally McBeal

Melisandre v Shiv Roy

Kim Wexler v Selina Meyer

Blair Waldorf v Cersei Lannister

Luisa Alver v Lydia Rodarte-Quayle

Miriam Maisel v Nora Durst

Rebecca Welton v Sally Reed

Helly R. v Angela Martin

Lily Rhodes v Ava Daniels

Alexis Rose v Lindsay Bluth

Regina Mills v Madalena

Tahani Al-Jamil v Melanie Cavill

Alicent Hightower v Kara Danvers

Bree Van de Kamp v Jenny Schecter

Eleanor Shellstrop v Judy Hale

Winner's Bracket Round 1 (COMPLETED):

Fleabag v Zelda Spellman

Shiv Roy v Selina Meyer

Cersei Lannister v Luisa Alver

Helly R v Lily Rhodes

Midge Maisel v Rebecca Welton

Alexis Rose v Madalena

Tahani Al-Jamil v Alicent Hightower

Jenny Schecter v Eleanor Shellstrop

Loser's Bracket Round 1 (COMPLETED):

Brianna Hanson v Ally McBeal

Melisandre v Kim Wexler

Blair Waldorf v Lydia Rodarte-Quayle

Nora Durst v Sally Reed

Angela Martin v Ava Daniels

Lindsay Bluth v Regina Mills

Melanie Cavill v Kara Danvers

Bree Van de Kamp v Judy Hale

Winner's Bracket Round 2 (COMPLETED):

Fleabag v Shiv Roy

Cersei Lannister v Rebecca Welton

Helly R v Madalena

Tahani Al-Jamil v Eleanor Shellstrop

Loser's Bracket Round 2 (COMPLETED):

Brianna Hanson v Lily Rhodes

Kim Wexler v Alexis Rose

Blair Waldorf v Alicent Hightower

Nora Durst v Jenny Schecter

Ava Daniels v Zelda Spellman

Lindsay Bluth v Selina Meyer

Melanie Cavill v Luisa Alver

Judy Hale v Midge Maisel

Winner's Bracket Round 3 (COMPLETED):

Fleabag v Rebecca Welton

Madalena v Eleanor Shellstrop

Loser's Bracket Round 3 (COMPLETED):

Brianna Hanson v Kim Wexler

Alicent Hightower v Jenny Schecter

Zelda Spellman v Lindsay Bluth

Midge Maisel v Melanie Cavill

Loser's Bracket Round 4 (IN-PROGRESS):

Shiv Roy v Brianna Hanson

Cersei Lannister v Alicent Hightower

Helly R v Lindsay Bluth

Tahani Al-Jamil v Midge Maisel

Note: This is a double elimination bracket and a random number generator was used for seeding in the first round. All related posts will be tagged #girlfailurepoll so block if you so desire <3

[rk-ocs]

, I tried to calculate Maria's age with math. Tony inherited the company at 21, Howard died at 74. He was born in 1917 and Tony was born in 1970. Meaning he was 53 when Tony was born.  In 1954 he creates Stark Expo-, and that blurb mentions he eventually married Maria.  Meaning he was 37.

Now let's say for the sake of Maria getting things done that they married in 1960 and had 10 years of marriage before having Tony. Let's say she had him at 35. We can bump it later, but fives are nice even numbers as with this calculation we have it that she married Howard at 25 in 1960. So B:1945. That takes away the WW2 backdrop, but there's plenty to explore in the following years.

That doesn't give her as much time to get up to her own adventures as I thought. I don't know, my headcannon has her has her probably not getting married so young.

The thing is, 35 is sort of a peak year in fertility. Past that​ age chances of Downs and other problems increase.  Howard is 53 at Tony's birth, and men's fertility begins to decrease at 40, and risk of miscarriage rises ECT.

This is supported in the comics with the difficultly they had in having Arno, and why Aliens got involved to have a healthy child.

And then Tony Armstrong Stark, born of a Hydra and Shield coupling, was then adopted by one of Sheilds founders, and raised by a brilliant inventor (and his brilliant wife) and

Howard is described with Genius intelligence ranked at 5, Tony is a super Genius at 6. The only higher intelligence tier is omniscient which is applied to things like gods and mutants from what I see. All of the Tony Starks are in superginius category. Even his AI mental one. Arno Stark has super Genius intelligence as his only ability (stuck on life support and really can't develop anything else) and that was because the Alien genetically engineered it before he was born.

On a slightly unrelated note, Shield is pretty much TAS 's heritage by this point.

So back to the age thing. Maria could have married Howard super young (gross). She could have have a very complicated and dangerous pregnancy (or several). Tony could be adopted or have had Alien intervention.

It's possible that they hadn't thought Maria could have kids and we're very surprised.

It's possible that Tony was a Miracle baby.

Somehow that all pales in comparison to the idea Howard and Maria going into Genetic engineering to have a healthy child ( and Hydra later stole that research too)

That would increase the Odds of being having a healthy Tony at older ages , especially if they use a surrogate. (Been around since 1985, but we can mess a bit with history in other world's if we need to) Perhaps Amanda Armstrong, in a twist, is Tony's Surrogate here

*Gestational surrogacy (also known as host or full surrogacy[3]) was first achieved in April 1986.[5] It takes place when an embryo created by in vitro fertilization (IVF) technology is implanted in a surrogate, sometimes called a gestational carrier. Gestational surrogacy may take a number of forms, but in each form the resulting child is genetically unrelated to the surrogate:

the embryo is created using the intended father's sperm and the intended mother's eggs. The resulting child is genetically related to both intended parents.

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Red taught the Carbonell s to growl when someone picks them up.

Tony learned from his mother, who learned it from her father, who learned it from his uncle, and so forth.

It makes for an interesting Bonding moment when he is teaching his previously unknown brother Arno, and his previously Unknown niece Eleanor how to properly Growl

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Maria is the daughter of Samuel Carbonell and Emily Collins.

Emily is the daughter of Alexander and Jenna Michaels

Sam is the Son of Felix C and Isabella Hanson

Felix is the child of Lucas Cand Marcia Rodríguez

I should add siblings so cousians happen later.

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So yah a lot of Maria and Carbonell backstory in general will be headcannoned.

And Stark too.

I headcannon, for instance that before Howard the Starks were Jewish, but he keeps that quiet for business opportunity purposes, and is overall not big on religion.

Maria is, a lot smarter then her stats say she is. She is exclent at math. The Carbonells are Capable of calculations, having a high enough percentage to be able to tell the future to an extent. And it involves math. Also guidance to handle it, and not spiral into crazy. She is fond of the Piano, and gambling, used to winning them too (it mentoned she deliberately lost a lot of money)

Red was a terrible enabler of this, by teaching her how to play cards, along with lessons of how to read the people playing them.

She seems to enable all of her Prinicpals in one way or another (such as teaching Tony to drive)

I should come up with a Carbonell family tree I think

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I sort of headcannon Red as emotionally distant from her parents. Her Dad is on a submarine, and her mom is always working. You knew this. I picture the house as being clean and sort of empty looking, as all signs of life are stored away in it, the dishes washed after use and back in the cubbord. She wakes up there. She eats.  Maybe she will come home and take out the GameCube and play pokemon collesum or something, but she would rather be elsewhere most days. It's MT who comes by and makes sure she's awake on school days, its her aunt and Uncles house that she invites people over to play smash at, and its never her mother she chatters to.

When her mother is home, the volume is to be kept down.

Meeting Tony, she sees Parales, and tries to be a good cousian as well as guard. Meeting and becoming friends with Maria, she internalized the lesson that good people are not nesscarly good parents.

Some people are just not cut out to be parents. Maria tries, she teaches Tony how to play Piano, teaches him a song about math, but he's still pretty lonely

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Deaging characters

A young Red and Tony would conclude that they have been kidnapped. Or at least that's the scenario that would come to mind with bodyguard teen Red, and child Tony.

Probably with Tony being the one talking, as red is not talking at this time.

"Don't come any closer, or my bodyguard will shoot you." He signs non fatal main, and red points her gun at them, as they backup.

Upon escaping, they would conclude they ended up in the future, and that red possible ly TT d them. Then they find out his parents are dead and mourn.

Alone it would depend if Red recognized Tony. She could run away or Tony could hire her. Either way it would take  negotiating fast.

Alone deaged Tony, would recognize Red, and probably enjoy being in the future.

Kid Desmond, might pull a Red and run away. (Kid Desmond and adult Red would be adorable though) despite not liking contact from most people, I she's not adverse to giving kids she trusts a piggy back ride. Or shoulder ride.

So It would never happen with a kid Natasha , but Tony, or Des if they asked for sure. Clint wouldn't ask, Steve might still have Serum, and Bruce would be baffled

(This is child turned without adult memories)

Now gender swapped, has its own questions

Would the guys who have beards have them as girls too? Or is it more magical and auto pretty, and they have to put up with big boobs problems?

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Jasper's revenge mission from his point of view

For killing my godfather, I will track you down and kill you.

Your getting on a plane are you? I can get on that thing unnoticed no problem.

So you are in that car are you... All I need is a dis... Perfect it looks like they know each other! Let's hide in the car and hope he doesn't have any more luggage.

So everyone here is wearing white. Good thing I never liked this sweater.

Haha I blend perfectly.

What kind of assassins wear white? Wait assassins! I could just hire one! That's so much easier!

Damn it it's apparently class... Actually that's perfect! I could just learn to be an assassin and kill him myself

Why don't we ever learn useful things like parkour in school

Wait even better! I could just hire the assassin teacher to kill him

What do you mean you won't take my money and kill him! What kind assassins are you people!

(Swears in anger at Desmond. Like pretty extremely actually . I think in English it would be something like "you fucking idiotic shit" Osti is for extereme anger, épais is and de marde is of shit, used to place emphasis on the idoticy of the person it's aimed at. ) So after some extreme name calling and swearing at poor Desmond , who thankfully didn't seem to understand the insult, he ran off and stayed out of sight untill Eleanor showed up.

Tante, qu'est-ce que tu fais ici? (Aunty what are you doing here?) (According to Google translate)

Que fais-tu ici?

Je suis vengeance (I'm here for revenge)

C'est l'affaire d'Alyssa. Viens maintenant à la voiture. (That's Alyssa's business. Now come to the car)

I want to try to throw some Quebec sleep into Reds language. I think we did talk about cussing before, but I also want Red/ Jaz to be useing little things more. Like bah, or perhaps saying C’est plate! (Boring!) Under their breath sometimes.

Or just slang like

Baise-moué l’ail. Literally means “kiss my garlic.” Clearly, this is a derivative of an English expression that asks you to kiss a certain part of the human anatomy.

Être tiguidou. Everything is just dandy. No problem here! A-Ok!

Or

J’ai la langue à terre.Roughly translates to “my tongue is on the floor” which means either you are really hungry or tired. The downside to this expression is that you might need to elaborate further after each time you say it, which, all the more, delays the relief you are hoping to get from either hunger or exhaustion. This expression, just like the previous example, may have its roots from Classical French.

Lâche pas la patate! Literally, this translates to “don’t let go of the potato.” Yet another interesting expression, if you hear this from a French Canadian, he could be giving you encouragement not to back out of a daunting task, which is touching. But, most of the time, he is more likely threatening you not to chicken out of a bet, a dare, or a promise.

Especially for misunderstandings

Gosses. This, for sure, can be a very tricky word between Québec French and Metropolitan French. When in France, it will not be an issue if you say to someone “Ca va, les gosses?”in which you are just asking how their kids are doing. Gosses in Québec French however, has come to mean “testicles” for some reason. In short, the typical way of greeting someone’s kids in Metropolitan French may not elicit a pleasant response when spoken in Quebec.

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Se laisser manger la laine sur le dos.Meaning, to “let someone eat the wool off your back” means that you are letting someone make a fool out of you or swindle you. I personally think that this is one of the more creative expressions from the Québec French variety.

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Avoir mal aux cheveux. It roughly translates to “have a hair ache.” It is an expression used to describe an intense headache. One can only assume that it came from the fact that the headache is so severe that it even made the hair feel the pain.

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*you help me find out who is sending me these things &help me put a stop to it

Aiden: apparently it's Desmond miles.

Jaz: wait, I know that picture. It's the assassin teacher. Why the hell is he sending me this spam

Aiden: he was last seen in Italy

Jaz:then I'm going to Italy to kick his ass. Would you please hack me a ticket

Aiden:and that will cover the favor

Jaz: sure

Aiden: have fun in Italy, Jasper

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Jasper arrives in Italy

"I did not think this through"

Picks up phone, and dials Aiden

"Where in Italy was he last seen, please"

Also I find it strange that nither Jasper nor Desmond found it strange that both his godmother and aunt apparently came to the Assassin's farm to pick him up.

Of course Desmond could have thought Jasper was lying, but that Jasper himself treats it nonchalantly Implies that this might have happened before. Do they have a tracker on him or something?

It could also be a that his godmother was planning to kill Thomas anyways,  and met Eleanor was backing her up, untill she noticed Jasper.

It could be the possible Assassin\ Templar reds oblivious to in the cannon, but was mentioned as AU possible world's.

But still. Jasper just told Des, there were two other people you didn't know about there that night too, and he gave it like zero thought. I guess he was still processing that Jasper apparently followed the guy from Quebec to Black Rapids South Dakota. Which is pretty impressive admitibly

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[xieyouji-xiegushi]

I finally escaped my work dinner, so here is the list of fics I have commented on today for @justleaveacommentfest! My comment total for the July 10/11th category is 8. Go team!

Fic list under the cut:

Our Tribe (2059 words) by ignaz Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: House M.D. Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Greg House, James Wilson, Michael Tritter Summary: The conditions have changed. House makes a sacrifice. Publication Date: 2006-11-27 (can you believe the URL for this fic is /works/311 ???)

A Prescription For Deception (1569 words) by MalloryB Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: House M.D. Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gregory House & James Wilson, Gregory House/James Wilson, (if you squint) - Relationship Characters: Michael Tritter, James Wilson (House M.D.), Gregory House, (mentioned) Additional Tags: Psychopathology & Sociopathy, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Manipulation, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Interrogation, Wilson is a psychopath, Dark Wilson, Punching, Tritter Arc (House M.D.), Missing Scene, Threats, It’s really not as dark as it seems, can be read as platonic or otherwise Summary: Michael Tritter has been a cop for a long time. He could spot a psychopath from a mile away. He spotted House. He also spotted Wilson. Or, Tritter interrogates Dark!Wilson. Publication Date: 2023-06-20

I Will Remember You (1534 words) by labelladonna99 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heroes (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Nathan Petrelli & Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli & Sylar | Gabriel Gray, Peter Petrelli & Sylar | Gabriel Gray, Peter Petrelli/Sylar | Gabriel Gray Characters: Sylar, Nathan Petrelli, Peter Petrelli Additional Tags: Angst, Memories, Clairsentience, Post-Coyote Sands, Deviates From Canon, A new plot Series: Part 1 of As Though Nothing Could Fall Summary: After Coyote Sands, Sylar appeared on TV, shape-shifted as Senator Nathan Petrelli, and pledged to shake the president's hand. A visit to Nathan's office to acquire memories for launching his scheme changes everything. This is a short one-shot that can be considered a prologue to the next work, coming soon. Publication Date: 2023-06-12

Wish You Were Here (2316 words) by casperskitty Chapters: 4/6 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Drinking to Cope, Pining Dean Winchester, Self-Hatred, Sad with a Happy Ending Summary: After the empty took Cas, Dean spent the next five years living without him but wishing every day that he was there with him… Publication Date: 2023-07-06

Wanted: Dead or Alive (1056 words) by DeanandSamsGirl Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Eventual Romance Summary: Castiel is a lonely ranch owner, living a peaceful and quiet life when a mysterious stranger knocks on his door seeking work from an ad looking for a ranch hand… The only problem? Dean Winchester is a known outlaw seeking refuge from being sought after by bounty hunters. Publication Date: 2023-07-11

i loved you all along (2253 words) by snowflick Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magicians (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson, Eleanor Lipson Additional Tags: Fix-It, Fuck S5, all my homies hate s5, no beta we die like ember & umber, canon was taken out back and shot, Nightmares, vague talk of injuries, less vague anti-todd sentiments Summary: "If I ever get out of here, Q, know that when I'm braver, it's 'cause I learned it from you." Publication Date: 2023-07-09

A Ballad Reprised (1999 words) by StAnni Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magicians (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh Additional Tags: Angst, Post-Break Up, Past Relationship(s) Summary: The day that he dies Quentin is tottering on the mosaic, up and down, shakily rearranging the tiles in the hundredth thousandth different way. What he wanted to ask was why it even mattered. And not in a mean way, not in his usual mean way, but in a way that was sated, full of love and full of life. Publication Date: 2023-05-17

Falling Into This Again (551 words) by KanraKixystix Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magicians (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson, William "Penny" Adiyodi Additional Tags: Eliot crying because he gets attached to a certain first year nerd, Quentin is oblivious as always, queliot, tw: cheating, Drabble Summary: Eliot jumps to conclusions when he sees Penny and Quentin in the storage closet during the first trial. Publication Date: 2016-05-05

[eddysocs]

The Magicians OC Masterlist

Name: Colbie Craft

Face Claim: AnnaSophia Robb

Love Interests: Eliot Waugh, Fen, Margo Hanson

Fic Title: The Fillory Four

Plot Summary: Colbie Craft is an exemplary magician. She can master any magic if she dedicates herself, but her natural talent is as a traveler. With a rare and valuable skill among magicians, she is welcomed by a group of Brakebills students who intend to save Fillory.

Name: Eden Banks

Face Claim: Katharine Isabelle

Love Interest: Zelda Schiff

Fic Title: Slave To The Shelves

Plot Summary: A magician arrested for unlawful use of magic, Eden winds up serving her time working for the library. Though it’s less of a punishment that she had first thought it would be. It’s more like a vacation. Taking an interest in the head librarian, Zelda Schiff, Eden is determined to make her time at the library, however long it may be, well spent.

Name: Mariana Petri

Face Claim: Sarah Jeffery

Love Interest: Eleanor Lipson

Fic Title: Healing Fillory

Plot Summary: After Fillory is remade using the World Seed, it falls under a new threat. The world itself is sick and rotting. It’ll take a quest for legendary artifacts and the talents of a skilled healer and a cursed Fillorian Queen only referenced in Fillorian lore books to stop this new land from crumbling.

[jackstanleyroberts]

The Cast of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise Part 1

Aloha everybody, sorry for the delay because i was starting part 1 of the storyline of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise & i'll be starting part 2 soon. But the movies that i be sticking & start doing the Extended Cut is the fifth & sixth installments of the films. So here is part 1 of the cast of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise.

Synopsis: Twenty-Five years since the murders that shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, a new killer dons the Ghostface mask & targets a group of teenagers who is linked of the killings to resurrect the town's deadly past.

Scream (2022) (Extended Cut) Cast:

Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott

Courtney Cox as Gale Weathers

David Arquette as Dewey Riley

Marley Shelton as Judy Hicks

Melissa Barrera as Sam Carpenter

Jenna Ortega as Tara Carpenter

Mason Gooding as Chad Meeks-Martin

Jasmin Savoy Brown as Mindy Meeks-Martin

Mikey Madison as Amber Freeman

Dylan Minnette as Wes Hicks

Sonia Ammar as Liv McKenzie

Kyle Gallner as Vince Schneider

Jack Quaid as Richie Kirsch

Daniel Sharman as Kurt Parker

Skeet Ulrich as Billy Loomis

Jack Roberts (me) as Terrence William "Terry" Watkins

Chosen Jacobs as Lawrence James "Larry" Watkins

Meg Donnelly as Lexi Hicks

Olivia Scott Welch as Wendy Hicks

Jacob Bertrand as William "Will" Hicks

Jackson Brundage as Frederick "Fred" Hicks

Emily Rudd as Carrie Tatum Riley-Weathers

Isabelle Fuhrman as Rebecca "Becca" Bishop

Braeden Lemasters as Matthew Bishop

Ysa Penarejo as Miranda Rodriguez

Joshua Bassett as Connor "Cash" Conway

Joey King as Yvonne Conway

Deja Monique Cruz as Laura "Lori" Sanchez

Yvette Monreal as Lorraine "Lynn" Sanchez

Cameron Gellman as Trent McCoy

Ryan Lee as Marty McCreary

Ross Lynch as Ronald "Rory" Williams

Samantha Boscarino as Elaine Williams

Jade Pettyjohn as Graceland "Grace" Prescott

Emily Meade as Elena Connors

Sophia Lillis as Grace-Lynn "Gracie" Moore

Kathryn Newton as Kathleen "Kathy" Williamson

Julia Rehwald as Katherine "Katie" Jones

Anjelica Bette Fellini as Dorothy Johnson

Bailee Madison as Riley Johnson

Stella Maeve as Nicole Kennedy

Lewis Pullman as Richard Jackson

Melissa Collazo as Isabella "Izzy" Yales

Hayden Byerly as Damian "Dame" Yales

Akiel Julien as Malik Hubar

Karan Brar as Craig Karbar

Odessa A'zion as Susan Winters

Violett Beane as Eleanor "Ellie" Winters

Madison Davenport as Gabrielle "Gabby" Stafford

Talitha Eliana Bateman as Yolanda Preston

Gabriel Bateman as Philip "Phil" Preston

Megan Stott as Kimberly "Kim" Watson

Charlie Plummer as Samuel Jonathan "Sam" Kincaid

Katherine Langford as Jennifer Annie "Jenny" Kincaid

Rachel Zegler as Emily Jones

Annalise Basso as Andrea Lewis

Jodelle Ferland as Joanna Thompson

Rachel Fox as Angela Stewart

Mackenzie Foy as Luna Stewart

Jimmy Bennett as Andrew "Andy" Anderson

Mickeey Nguyen as Sylvester Bradford

Jaeden Martell as Landon Andrews

Chester Tam as Officer Vinson

Reggie Conquest as Ferney, a Woodsboro police officer

Heather Matarazzo as Martha Meeks

Roger L. Jackson as the voice of Ghostface

There's more of the Extended Cut of the Scream franchise to come.

So Stay Tuned.

[priokskfm]

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[fairytale-poll]

LOSER'S BRACKET NOMINATIONS!

It is time to announce the LOSER'S BRACKET!

The Loser's Bracket is meant to give some love to characters who lost early, so anyone who has made it to the Quarterfinals and farther (even if they lose there) has gotten far enough they don't really need the love of the Loser's Bracket. During our last tournament Red Riding Poll, the Loser's Bracket winner was a character who hadn't even made it out of Round 1! This is for all the characters who might have been less recognizable but still awesome, to all the characters that got overshadowed by others.

The rules for nominations:

The Loser's Bracket will be either a 16 or 32 single elimination bracket, depending on the amount of nominations that are sent in.

Unlike the main tournament, where the polls each lasted a week, the polls for the Loser's Bracket will last only a day. That means the entire Loser's Bracket will probably last around a week.

Nominate as many characters as you want, but don't nominate the same character multiple times. Be mindful that the most nominated characters will be the ones that will make it to the bracket. Also nominate characters one at a time.

Propaganda from the Main Tournament will not appear, but feel free to submit any propaganda you want for why the character should win the Loser's Bracket!

Nominations open today and will close on the 15th of January, the same day the Quarterfinals of the main tournament loses.

Be respectful! Just because your fave didn't make it as far as you wanted in the main tournament or the Loser's Bracket, doesn't mean that the other contestants aren't worthwhile either! Remember, every character in this tournament have people who love them just as much as you love your fave, so please be courteous!

NOMINATE CHARACTERS HERE

Under the cut is a list of every character who has lost & which round they lost in. Feel free to consult the list if you want to jog your memory on which Cinderellas you might want to nominate.

Preliminary Round Losers

Danielle de Barbarac (Ever After novel by Wendy Loggia)*

Danielle de Barbarac (Ever After the Musical)*

Julie Andrews as Cinderella in Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (1957)**

Leslie Ann Warrens as Cinderella in Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (1965)**

Various Actresses as Cinderella in Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella the Musical (2015) **

Cinderella (Hey, Cinderella!)

Pigerella (Muppet Babies 1984)

Peter Parker / Prince of Arachne (Spider-Man Fairy Tales)

*Not to be confused with Danielle de Barbarac from the movie Ever After (1998), which has placed in the quarterfinals of the main tournament.

**Not to be confused with Brandy as Cinderella in Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997), which lost in Round 1.

Round 1 Losers

Ella (Disney's Cinderella live-action)

Hello Kitty as Cinderella (Hello Kitty no Cinderella)

Vasilisa the Beautiful (Russian/East European Fairytale Variant)

Rhodopis (Greek Fairytale Variant)

Eun Ha Won (Cinderella with Four Knights)

Mireleh (The Way Meat Loves Salt by Nina Jaffe/Louise August)

Leila Takashiro (Hime Chen! Otogi Chikku Idol Lilpri)

Hoshizora Miyuki / "Cure Happy" as Cinderella (Smile PreCure / Glitter Force)

Isabell Heartwell (Cinder's Ball)

Cinderella (Mary Skelter)

Ella of Maidenvale / Cinderella (The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani)

Eleanor / Cinderella (The Wide-Awake Princess by E.D. Baker)

Vassa (Vassa in the Night by Sarah Porter)

Cinderella (Fables)

Rose Cinderella (Regal Academy)

Maria Aparecida "Cida" dos Santos Souza (Cheias de Charme)

Ella of Frell (Ella Enchanted 2004)*

Danielle Whiteshore (nee de Glas) (Princess series by Jim C. Hines)

Jess Parker (The Cinderella Society by Kay Cassidy)

Fairy Tail - Rella (Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG)

Cindy (How to Save Your Tail by Mary Elizabeth Hanson)

Cinder Edna (Cinder Edna by Ellen Jackson)

Elle Wittimer (Geekerella by Ashley Poston)

Sophie Beckett (An Offer From a Gentleman by Julia Quinn)

Cynthia "Cyn" Robinson (Cinders) (Sapphic Fairy Tales by Cara Malone)

Lucina Jarvis (Grimm)

Mary Santiago (Another Cinderella Story)

Cinderella (Cinderella 2021)

Cinderella (Bad Cinderella)

Cinderella (The Slipper and the Rose)

Threadarella (Monster High: Scarily Ever After)

Popelka (Three Wishes for Cinderella)

CinderElmo (Sesame Street: CinderElmo)

Minnie Mouse as "Minnie-rella" (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)

Brittany Miller as Cinderella (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Cinderella (Sabrina: The Animated Series)

Fella (CinderFella)

Cinderella (Swing Shift Cinderella)

Yasmin as Cinderella (Bratz: Kids Fairy Tales)

Cinderella (Collector Plates)

Touya Kinomoto as Cinderella (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Reki Kyan as "Cindereki" (Sk8 the Infinity)

Cinderella (Stand of Aya Tsuji) (Jojo's Biazzre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable)

Dulcie Hastings (nee Duveen) aka Cinderella (Murder on the Links by Agatha Christie)

Scarecrow as "Scarecrowello" (D'Ocon Mumfie)

Cinderella (Girl Genius Fairytale Theater Break: Cinderella)

Cendrillon (Cendrillon by Telephone)

Morgan Philips (Disenchanted)

Cinderella (Dimension 20: Neverafter)

Brandy as Cinderella (Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella 1997)

Cinder Fall (RWBY)

Cinderella / Princess Ella / Ashley Boyd (Once Upon a Time)

Cinderella (Kingdom Hearts)

Cinders (Cinders)

Cinderella (SINoALICE)

Cinderella (Sid Story)

Xing Xing (Bound by Donna Jo Napoli)

Clara (Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire)

Kate Kassell / Nate Ganymede (After the Ball)

Shindou Rei (Boku wa Ohime sama ni Narenai)

Haine Otomiya / "Seashore Cinderella" (The Gentleman's Alliance Cross)

Ghauri (Azure Striker Gunvolt)

Cinciarell Winchestion (Don't Call Javotte an Evil Stepsister)

Cinderella (Blood Bank)

*Not to be confused with the original book Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine, which has placed in the quarterfinals in the main tournament.

Round 2 Losers

Hatsune Miku as Cinderella (Various Songs) (Vocaloid)

Ye Xian (Cinderella Fairytale Variant)

Hamupipőke (Hungarian Fairytale Variant)

Cendrillon (Otogi-Juushi Akazukin)

Cinderella (Grimm Notes)

Elegant "Ella" Herringbone Coach (Disenchanted: The Trials of Cinderella by Megan Morrison)

Vasilisa "Vasya" Petrovna (The Winternight trilogy by Katherine Arden)

Cinderellis (Cinderellis and the Glass Hill by Gail Carson Levine)

La Cenerentola (La Cenerentola (La Cenerento Laossia La Bontà in Trionfo)

Imogen Keegan (Damsel Distressed by Kelsey Macke)

Cinderumpelstiltskin (The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka/Lane Smith)

Bronwyn Murdoch (The Prince Who Loved Me by Karen Hawkins)

Queen Cinderella (10th Kingdom)

Katie Gibbs (A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song)

Ella (Happily N'Ever After)

Ashlynn Ella (Ever After High)

Baby Gonzo as "Gonzo-rella" (Muppet Babies 2018)

Chuckie Finster as "Finsterella" (Rugrats)

Betty Boop as Cinderella (Betty Boop: Poor Cinderella)

Ella (Total Drama: Pahkitew Island)

Mettaton as Cinderella (Undertale)

Cinderella (Once Upon a Crime)

Ella Brown (Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix)

Cinderella (Cinderella by The Cheetah Girls)

Linh Cinder / Selene Blackburn (The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyers)

Carrie White (Carrie by Stephen King)

Lucette Riella Britton (Cinderella Phenomenon)

Cinderella (TAISHO x ALICE)

Aisling "Ash" (Ash by Malinda Lo)

Euphemia "Effie" Reeves (Ten Thousand Stitches by Olivia Atwater)

Cinderella (Cinderella Monogatari)

Itsumi Tachibana (You Are My Princess)

Round 3 Losers

Cinderella/Aschenputtel/Cendrillon (German/General European Fairytale Variant)

Settarah (The Persian Cinderella by Shirley Climo/Robert Florczak)

Giselle Lai (Cinderelle)

Mia Basile (Cinderella the Cat)

Cinderella / Prinzessin (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters & TCG)

Cindy (If the Shoe Fits by Julia Murphy)

Sam Montgomery (A Cinderella Story)

Ella (The Glass Slipper)

Scrooge McDuck as "Scroogerello" (Ducktales 1987)

Popeye the Sailor Man as "Cinderfella" (Popeye the Sailor Man: Ancient Fishtory)

Cendrillon (Persona of Sumi Yoshizawa / Violet) (Persona 5)

Harper Finkle as "Harperella" (Wizards of Waverly Place)

Cinderella (Into the Woods)

Rin Hoshizora as Cinderella (Love Live!)

Cinderella (Burn the Witch) (Bleach)

Ashley Vans (A Wicked Tale of Cinderella's Stepmom / I Raised Cinderella Preciously)

Round 4 Losers

Cinderella (Disney's Cinderella)

Cinderella "Cindy" Baxter (The Sisters Grimm)

Cinderella (Cinderella Penguin, or, the Little Glass Flipper)

Ella (Cinder Ella) (Black Trans Fairy Tales)

Barbie as Cinderella (Barbie Dolls)

Saki Hanajima as "Cinderella-ish" (Fruits Basket)

Cinderella (Shrek)

Miyo Saimori (My Happy Marriage)

[cunked]

brianna hanson is bad but not in the way eleanor shellstrop is bad. like she's just infuriatingly annoying bad

[eliotqueliot]

Posted Ch. 8

This is part of my current solution of finishing editing/polishing the existing bits of draft I have for various fic. Thank you for reading!

Chapter 8

Summary:

Eliot and Quentin negotiate a way to combine forces. It’s a lovely night for the start of a new phase of their partnership. or: Eliot tells a ghost story. Quentin smiles at him.

Secret Lives (32012 words) by EliotQueliot Chapters: 8/12 Fandom: The Magicians (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh, Quentin Coldwater & Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson & Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson & Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson/Alice Quinn, William "Penny" Adiyodi/Kady Orloff-Diaz, Hannah | Kady Orloff-Diaz's Mother/Julia Wicker Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh, Julia Wicker, Margo Hanson, Henry Fogg, William "Penny" Adiyodi, 40th Timeline William "Penny"Adiyodi, Kady Orloff-Diaz, Alice Quinn (The Magicians), Hannah | Kady Orloff-Diaz's Mother, Marina Andrieski, Genji Quinn, Eleanor Lipson Additional Tags: May Trope Mayhem, Duck Prints Press, Superheroes, Supervillains, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Bullying, Depression, References to Depression, Heroes, Brakebills (The Magicians), Hedge Witches, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, High King Eliot Waugh, Hedge Witch Quentin Coldwater, Hedge witches (Magicians), Hedge witch safehouses (Magicians), Rescues, Ghosts, Physical Kids Cottage (The Magicians), Best Friends, Julia Wicker is a Good Friend, Margo Hanson is a Good Friend, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Alternate Universe - No Beast (The Magicians), Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, niffins (the magicians), Fillory (The Magicians), Cats, queliot, True Love Summary: Eliot Waugh has a secret life. So does Quentin Coldwater. Inspired to help their friends, each takes a separate path by dead of night. Heroes or villains? Even they may not know the truth.

[rg-notes]

2019 Book List

It doesn’t have to be crazy at work  - Jason Fried & David Hanimeyer Hanson

The subtle art of not giving a fuck  - Mark Manson

Educated - Tara Westover (audio)

21 lessons for the 21st century  - Yuval Harari

Becoming  - Michelle Obama (audio)

The Ultimate Guide to Remote Work - Zapier

Billion Dollar Whale  - Tom Wright & Bradley Hope

Remote  - Jason Fried & David Hanamier Hansen

Bad Blood - John Carreyrou

On Writing Well  - William Zinsser

To Stop A Warlord - Shannon Sedgwick Davis

Travels - Michael Crichton

Lee Kwan Yew, Grand masters insights on China, the US, and the world - Allison and Blackwill

Ecotopia - Ernest Callenback

100 Baggers: Stocks That Return 100-to-1 and How To Find Themsz— Christopher Mayer

Call of the Reed Warbler  - Charles Massy

I forgot to die - Khalil Rafati

HBR guide to buying a small business - Rudback/Yudcoff

Super Pumped: the Battle for Uber - Mike Issacs

Sapiens - A brief history of Humankind - Yuval Harari

Endurance: Shackleton’s Incredible Voyage - Alfred Lansing

Leadership: In turbulent times - Doris Kerns Goodwin

Swell - Captain Liz Clark

ASA 101: Sailing Made Easy

ASA 103: Coastal Cruising Made Easy

ASA 104: Bareboat Cruising Made Easy

Dove - Robin Lee Graham

The Many Lives of Michael Bloomberg - Eleanor Randolph

Red Notice  - Bill Browder

Reboot: Leadership and the Art of Growing Up - Jerry Colona

One Simple Thing: A New Look at the Science of Yoga and How It Can Transform Your Life - Eddie Stern

[softedwin]

imagine margo as a single mum like she definitely didn't want the kid, it was more of an accident during a one night stand and she doesn't even know the father

but at the same time the idea of her being a mum kinda grew on her so she had it

the decision definitely was easier because eliot and quentin promised to be the best uncles ever and to support her unconditionally (they have a kid of their own, so they have the experience)

her best friend fen is obviously also ready to help her out whenever she can 

even during the pregnancy everyone helped her so much and even though margo pretended to be tough and like she can do this on her own, she appreciated every single bit of help

margo asked her friends for name ideas and fen suggested all these elegant, foresty, fairy names and margo was about to lose her mind because no, fen, I will not name my daughter cassiopiano

“it’s cassiopeia” “whatever, this will not be the name of my daughter”

they finally decide on eleanor penelope hanson and most people just call her ellie but eliot exclusively refers to her as el

once the child is actually here, fen basically spends all her time at margo’s apartment

the little girl grows on her so much and eleanor loves her just as much 

fen loves singing lullabies to her, especially if she’s upset or can’t sleep, and margo just stands outside the room (but so fen can't see her) and listens with the biggest smile on her face

sometimes she wipes away some tears because she can't believe how lucky she is to have fen?? she's really out here helping her raise a child that isn't hers and she does it so well too and to think that margo almost didn't accept her help at first because she wanted to be tough and do it on her own and she doesn't need anyone else to help her out (eliot was really the only exception) but she's so glad that fen kicked her ass and made her accept help because it's made life so much easier

fen is just constantly around and takes care of the baby when margo doesn't have the energy or the time and honestly?? margo doesn't deserve her although fen likes to tell her otherwise

sometimes when the baby is crying, she'll only shut up in fen's arms and margo jokingly says "should I be worried that my daughter likes you more than me?" and fen just shakes her head and smiles "you've both got the same temper and sometimes you just need a calm aura to soothe you. she's just like you" and fen hints at!! all the times!! she hugged or cuddled margo because it was the only way to calm her down because words weren't of any use either

and margo just looks at her with this pained but at the same time grateful look because fen just knows her so damn well and she has to hold back a tear or two

so she goes over and hugs fen from behind, resting her chin on her shoulder while she watches her daughter 

occasionally, margo looks up to fen and she smiles at her so fondly, like her heart is genuinely SO FULL and swells at the mere sight of fen, especially with ellie in her arms

they stand like this for a while, rocking back and forth until eleanor falls asleep and fen brings her to bed

margo watches her go and sighs quietly because she never thought she could have something like this and her heart is longing for fen, for something more than whatever they have right now but she shuts those thoughts down quickly because fen would never love her that way, right? it’s impossible

eleanor is growing up and at this point fen has moved in with margo because anything else wouldn't make any sense

she spends so much time there and margo's daughter started referring to her as mama, so??? 

when she first started doing it, everyone was very confused but didn't say anything because she called margo her mum as well, so they all just kinda?? went with it?? and no one ever corrected her??

honestly it warmed fen's heart SO MUCH because she's always wanted kids but can't have any of her own so this is the best thing to ever happen to her

it kinda makes margo's heart flutter as well because it opens up so many possibilities that she had thought about but didn't dare dig into deeper

but for now she's ignoring it and just enjoys cuddling with fen and ellie when they're watching tv or fen is reading a book to her

but when eleanor gets into kindergarten, she comes home one day and is like "why don't I see you and mama kissing like other parents?" 

margo just goes red and doesn't know how to answer and fen's there too and she's like "yeah why aren't we kissing like other parents" and margo is just ???? WHAT because it's so bold of fen and she didn't expect it?? at all?? 

honestly no one has ever seen margo this red and she's just like okay imma go and get some fresh air and she actually has to go outside because she's so overwhelmed because fen!! likes!! her too!! and she never thought it was possible (author comment: the eliot in her jumped out, fen is literally raising a kid with her and moved in with her and she's like nah she doesn't like me like that)

after a while she just gets giddy after the realisation has sunk in and fen comes outside to check on her and she's all blushy and shy now and scratches the back of her head and is like "I'm sorry if my comment was-" but she can't even finish because margo is immediately on her and kisses her with such a passion that they're both so overwhelmed again

when they break, they look at each other with the fondest smiles and margo leans her forehead against fen's and brushes a strand of hair behind her ear and just smiles so widely

for a moment they're just quiet until margo says "yeah we should definitely start kissing like other parents" and goes in for another kiss 

afterwards, nothing would really change because they’ve been living like a couple for years, the only thing that really changed is that they’re kissing now

fen marathons all disney movies with eleanor and margo (it takes 2 days for fen to stop crying about lion king) 

eleanor asks margo who her favorite princess is and margo answers “your mama” and fen blushes so hard and tucks a strand of her hair behind her ear 

eleanor just giggles and turns to fen, asking “who is your favorite princess?” and fen is like “I don’t have a favorite princess, I have a favorite king, and it’s your mum”

eleanor just rolls her eyes because they haven’t fully explained to her that margo ruled fillory

margo leans in and kisses fen’s cheek and they are truly just two dorks in love 

fen teaches margo how to formally dance, in their living room, in the middle of night with only candles lit and soft music coming from the gramophone (cause fen would be fascinated with vinyls and how it works)

margo insists on leading and fen just shakes her head and is like "let me lead for once" and margo sighs but lets her anyway and in some way it just feels so good 

at some point they're slow dancing, with margo's head resting on fen's shoulder and they're lazily swinging around the living room

neither of them have ever been more content with life than in this moment

and like margo is finally peaceful, safe and with someone she can lean on and be as vulnerable as possible in front of

the calm washes over her like a wave and she breathes out and presses herself closer to fen and kisses fen’s neck 

fen just giggles cause she, too, has found her place in life and it’s beside margo and she feels just as safe

years pass by and they have their ups and downs, like any other family, but mostly they’re happy and enjoy a beautiful life together as wives with their child

when it’s fen’s birthday (eleanor is 11 years old at this point), eleanor hands her a big brown envelope and fen is confused until she opens it

tears start streaming down her face and she is so so happy and pulls eleanor into a hug and margo joins them too 

after a while they break apart and fen wipes away the last of her tears although they just keep on coming and fen looks at the two girls she loves the most in her life and asks “are you sure?”

margo just smiles and nods and says “ellie and I have talked this through and honestly? it’s about time we make this official, you just have to sign it. we already did”

ellie gives a very enthusiastic nod and smile as well

fen is still speechless and margo gives her a kiss on her forehead and rubs soft circles into her cheek and says “you’ve been here all her life, you’ve been her mum as much as I have been from the first day on. we’re even married now. you deserve this, fen hanson, and it’s a shame we haven’t done it sooner”

it truly is but they just got used to it and how they’ve lived their lives daily and fen never dared suggesting it because she felt like it wasn’t her place and she didn’t want to force herself on margo and ellie

but now fen smiles up at her through her tears and finally takes the pen to sign the adoption papers

eleanor gives her another hug immediately after she put the pen down and margo once again joins in as well

fen is officially eleanor’s mother on paper now and she has never been happier

this is truly the best birthday gift anyone has ever given her and she still doesn’t know after all those years what she has done to deserve these two girls but damn she is so glad she’s got them and she’ll spend the rest of her life making sure they’re happy

co-written with @chaoticbisexualquentin

[rk-ocs]

So yah a lot of Maria and Carbonell backstory in general will be headcannoned.

And Stark too.

I headcannon, for instance that before Howard the Starks were Jewish, but he keeps that quiet for business opportunity purposes, and is overall not big on religion.

Maria is, a lot smarter then her stats say she is. She is exclent at math. The Carbonells are Capable of calculations, having a high enough percentage to be able to tell the future to an extent. And it involves math. Also guidance to handle it, and not spiral into crazy. She is fond of the Piano, and gambling, used to winning them too (it mentoned she deliberately lost a lot of money)

Red was a terrible enabler of this, by teaching her how to play cards, along with lessons of how to read the people playing them.

She seems to enable all of her Prinicpals in one way or another (such as teaching Tony to drive)

I should come up with a Carbonell family tree I think

Maria is the daughter of Samuel Carbonell and Emily Collins.

Emily is the daughter of Alexander and Jenna Michaels

Sam is the Son of Felix C and Isabella Hanson

Felix is the child of Lucas Cand Marcia Rodríguez

I should add siblings so cousians happen later.

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I sort of headcannon Red as emotionally distant from her parents. Her Dad is on a submarine, and her mom is always working. You knew this. I picture the house as being clean and sort of empty looking, as all signs of life are stored away in it, the dishes washed after use and back in the cubbord. She wakes up there. She eats.  Maybe she will come home and take out the GameCube and play pokemon collesum or something, but she would rather be elsewhere most days. It's MT who comes by and makes sure she's awake on school days, its her aunt and Uncles house that she invites people over to play smash at, and its never her mother she chatters to.

When her mother is home, the volume is to be kept down.

Meeting Tony, she sees Parales, and tries to be a good cousian as well as guard. Meeting and becoming friends with Maria, she internalized the lesson that good people are not nesscarly good parents.

Some people are just not cut out to be parents. Maria tries, she teaches Tony how to play Piano, teaches him a song about math, but he's still pretty lonely.

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Red taught the Carbonell s to growl when someone picks them up.

Tony learned from his mother, who learned it from her father, who learned it from his uncle, and so forth.

It makes for an interesting Bonding moment when he is teaching his previously unknown brother Arno, and his previously Unknown niece Eleanor how to properly Growl

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