#elliot asks

[theauthor2103]

Pssssttttt psssttttt hey hey hey

You're amazing and I'm proud of you (for being alive in this world)

Heheheheh SNEAK ATTACK

SNEAK ATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Elliot mah boi I really really needed this right now 🥰💙💙💙

I can’t remember the last time I got an ask it was so long ago so thank you for this🥰

[wolf-knights]

Was thinking of making an rp blog, would anyone be interested?

[nolanhollogay]

“I’m attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.” + dielliot!

some s2 elliot being bitter when he first meets lila <3

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It had taken Elliot all of two seconds to figure out there was something going on with Diego and the chick from the mental hospital. And if the way Five was watching her meant anything, he noticed as well. Or maybe he was just being a distrustful bastard like usual. Either or.

As they creeped towards...wherever they were going, Elliot wasn't really paying attention, he grabbed Diego's arm to stop him from moving.

"What? Are you okay?" Diego asked, resting his hand on top of Elliot's.

Elliot nodded. "I'm fine. Just have a question for you."

Diego's eyebrows creased in confusion. "What?"

"Did you fuck the crazy chick?"

He would have laughed at Diego's face if he wasn't so prepared to maul him to death like a pissed off tiger.

"No! No way!" Diego exclaimed. "I'm loyal to the bone! Am I attracted to her? Yes, but-"

Elliot could feel his patience ready to snap like a rubberband. “I’m attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”

"Who said anything about dating?"

Far ahead of them, Five shouted, "Can you two assholes have this discussion at some other time? We have more important matters at hand right now."

[majunju]

I want to kiss both Elliot and his fiance on the mouth

u may kiss them.... but u must get thru the final boss first

[ask-the-drones]

The ask has disappeared into the shadow realm but it read something like:

Anon: “Wait is Tessa with you guys?”

[pomporri]

he's only pretending to sleep so you can carry him to bed

[saprozoicworm]

everytime u post Stan i get hyperfixation zoomies i cannot handle how cute he is in ur artstyle

that means a lot bc out of all the characters, i am most satisfied with how i draw him idk

[stardew-requests]

Can I get headcanons for the Bachelors and a pregnant farmer? ((Or a link to a post that you've made about the same thing that I really feel like you've made that I still can't remember))

Nothing makes my heart happier than the Stardew bachelors as dads! Thanks for the request Anon!

This one's long post! I put it under the cut!

Alex: In some regard, he still views himself as a teenager, so upon learning that the farmer was pregnant he had a moment of panic. Okay, it was more than just a moment. "What are we going to do? My grandma's going to be so disappointed!" He'd say, pacing back a forth. The farmer would just shake their head. "Alex, we're married. I don't think it'll be much of a scandal". It took some time to really register that he was going to be a father, but when it finally clicked a few weeks in, he begins to get excited. He takes initiative on prepping the nursery and goes above and beyond with helping on the farm. At his core, he's determined to be that father he never had; the one that every kid deserves.

Elliott: He is extremely attentive, almost excessively. Every need, every craving, every appointment or exam, he's there without hesitation. The farmer never has to doubt whether or not he'll be there, because he was fully involved from the moment they told him they were expecting. It had always been a dream of his to be a father, and it had finally come to fruition. So he was there for every moment of the pregnancy, good and bad. And the moment he held that baby for the first time? No painting or song or any piece of art was ever as beautiful as that moment.

Harvey: Being a doctor, Harvey was completely ready, medically speaking. However, no amount of medical school or field work could've prepared him for the intense emotions that overcame him the moment he found out he was going to be a father. Pure joy flooded over him, but also crippling worry. What if he panicked during the delivery? What if something went wrong? How could he live with himself if something did go wrong and he wasn't able to help? The farmer, while worried to a lesser degree, became the rock he needed to be both an attentive doctor and a caring husband. And, of course, he excelled at both. 

Sam: Poor Sam didn't see this one coming. The pregnancy was a surprise, and the farmer was overjoyed, but Sam had no idea how to react at first. Of course he was ecstatic; he'd often daydream of being a father. Taking care of Vincent all those years had given him a real paternal touch. But he was also nervous. What would his mom say? Would his dad be disappointed in him? Would he grow apart from his friends? The situation took some getting used to, but after he overcame the initial shock he let the excitement take over. He went to every single checkup with the farmer and bought LOADS of baby things to prepare the nursery. And you believe he absolutely spoils that baby. 

Sebastian: In his younger years, Sebastian fully believed he never wanted to be a father. He didn't think he was cut out for it. But after meeting the farmer, the idea began to grow on him. He liked the idea of being a stay-at-home dad on the farm. So when the farmer told him the news, he immediately knew he was ready to fall right into the role. Not having his own dad around (and the coldness he received from Demetrius all his life) made him dead-set on being the most attentive and loving man he could be. For both the baby and the farmer.

Shane: Shane had convinced himself that he'd never get that chance to be a father, with the exception of Jas of course, and he'd come to terms with that long ago. It was only after recovery and the blooming relationship with the farmer that he dared to imagine the possibility of a child of his own. When the time came that the farmer told him of their pregnancy, they were worried that he wouldn't react well. Though he'd come a long way in his recovery, he was still fragile. But the farmer wouldn't have guessed that he'd bury his head in his hands and become choked up. "Shane?" They'd ask carefully, worried he was going to break down. But he just shakes his head, looks up at the farmer, and says "I'm so happy".

[doodlboy]

CANNOT stop thinking about in the club freaking it sensitive style. That's Lucifer.

You're so real for this, actually

[fairwellersmustache]

Thinking about a Leverage Regency AU and how easy it would be…

The place is London. The year is 18—

Rev. Nathaniel Ford: a disgraced Irish vicar. (Sorry Nate, I couldn’t make the Catholicism work; you’re a Protestant now 😔✊) Fell out with God after losing his son, Samuel. Then he subsequently fell out with his patron, an Earl, who would not fund an expensive surgeon for Sam’s care, and finally with his wife, Margaret. Displaced from his station, his credibility, and power as an agent to nobility, Nate moves quietly to London, hoping to realize his revenge or to drink himself to death - whichever comes first. His parish is now being preached to by a Rev. James Sterling.

Mrs. Sophie Devereaux: a spy through and through. She might actually be a duchess, but didn’t you see her in that terrible play on Drury Lane? No one’s really sure. In society, she’s viewed as an eccentric and slightly mysterious salon hostess, but that cover allowed her to play the British and the French governments throughout the end of the 18th century. A metropolitan girl at heart, she’ll never be found in the country unless planning to procure a particular pièce d’art from one of the gaudy estate manors there.

Mr. Elliot Spencer: began his career at 9, as a cabin boy for a naval vessel. He saw the world twice over, but also witnessed the cruel hierarchy between officers and sailors first hand. He roved through the navy and the army doing little more than grunt work, but studied the martial and combat techniques of every place he went. Now he’s just trying to live the quiet life in London as a bruiser for hire.

Mr. Alec Hardison: a man who has lived many lives —aided, of course, by his job as a private banker, moving around the wealth of London at his leisure. In his line of work, he has picked up the ins and outs of all the governing bodies and businesses in the empire. Add that to his virtuosic ability to pick up any form of study and Mr. Hardison could bleed London dry, given the right reasons. For now, he enjoys the high life thanks to the fortunes of his “betters”.

Parker: an urchin, a waif, the stickiest of fingers in the nicest of neighborhoods. Once the apprentice of the notorious criminal, Lord Archibald Leech, the Gentleman’s Thief, she’s since left his tutelage and is now operating unseen in the big houses of Grosvenor Square as a scullery maid, putting enough bits and bobs aside to graduate from service and to never look back again.

[sky-is-the-limit]

They keep fucking gaz over with every opportunity as if he's not the character we know the most

Mate, it's fucking ridiculous at this point. The fandom I get cause half of them haven't even played the games and only care about Ghost and a character you only see on multiplayer but the creators? Fuck them.

They gave Soap, Graves, Makarov, Valeria and Ghost a main focus scene but put Gaz in the background where you can barely see him, the character you LITERALLY play with for the majority of MW1 and MW2 like 💀

As if he ain't the finest best character along with Price. Anyway, even blurry he looks fine as fuck.

[creaturefeaster]

just wanted to draw his freakin face that's all

[evitamylove]

idk man clints never seemed as creepy to me, not enough to warrant the way ppl talk about him :/ he just sounds like he has anxiety and doesnt know how to talk to the woman he likes. Like. He dont come off as an incel or creepy, hes just awkward and a loser.

[nolanhollogay]

💽 + elliot!

[me rattling my chains so i don't post mariah careys entire discography]

saving all my love for you - whitney houston

he loves 80s-90s divas there's nothing more to say! this is his singing in the shower song

[majunju]

need to physically bite the duke of the south i cant explain it…… he looks like his name would b elliot or smth

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OH ELLIOT IS SUCH A PERFECT NAME FOR HIM..... it sounds very kind.... i agree... elliot.... also u can definitely bite him but not too hard his body is very frail u see </3

[ask-the-drones]

To Tessa because I know she keeps sneaking onto the blog: Why do you keep giving them the ⚫ bro 😭

Tessa: Whatever do you mean? :)