#eneways

[answer-gov]

There all so..so gender.. genderfluid

[tuituipupu]

woe a playlist i constructed based on the surface level vibes of ruoska be upon yee.

note: these were all songs i picked from my existing library and managed to create a vibe out of them. well. hopefully anyway ~

suck - cobrah

always down, and on all fours

2. pretty when you cry - plvtinum

do or die, you look pretty when i make you cry

3. eyes roll - (g)i-dle

she gon' make ur eyes roll back

4. catboys - lil mariko

i got fucking toys for my kitty boys ~

5. strap on - mood killer, pussy riot

come with me to wonderland, cheek to cheek, hand in hand

6. sl*t him out - baby tate

and now i'm finna show him what it's 'bout 

7. i want that - (g)i-dle

i want you to fall hardest of all until the tears roll down your face ~

8. death by sex - kim petras

imma make you do the race but you'll never get away, nah

9. simp - full tac, lil mariko, rico nasty

i want you to worship me

10. ruoska - käärijä, erika vikman

tulee ruoskaa, tulee ruoskaa ja kipu kiihottaa

[johnny-jhonny]

if this draft ask game was on my main this would be. so much worse because i have like 134 drafts there and those ones. are all horrid . and also i would not actually bother counting them and just slap a random one into ur face full force

[lost-souls-system]

IT'S SO FUCKIN COLD.

[bunnieswithknives]

YO I LOVED YOUR ANIMATIC ON YOUTUBE

Also, are you on the "Peri's a bit more magically powerful but suppresses it bandwagon"? Because I noticed that Wanda and Cosmo have regular human ears while Peri doesn't.

Eneways Have a Good Day!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I actually hadn't heard that headcanon yet when I made the animatic but the more I think about it the more in love I am with the idea.

I would be so ironically tragic if part of Peri struggling so much to look human was a direct result of how powerful his magic is and having to suppress it ♥

POV the one thing you want most in the world ia specifically unavailable to you and you only because of something many would call a gift

[bookwormlover10]

I need a fan fic ( or au) were Wayne family adventures Bruce decides to adopt old Dcau Bruce

You with me on this...ok so This is my pitch how it would go.

So it starts with wfa Bruce somehow ( maybe is the justice league or something else you decide) gets transported to the Dcau universe but in the beyond era. The man is obviously very confused it could be the taller and bigger Gotham or it could be the teenager with attitude calling himself batman.

Eneway he runs into the tomorrow knight and after some light confrontation Terry takes him to the bat cave were he meets the eder Bruce Wayne. After confirming things old Bruce dismissed Terry for the night

While things settle down wfa Bruce noticed that this old Bruce is lonely. This Bruce is all alone For the most part.( With expectations of course. The dog and this Terry fellow) The House looks hunted with romes are empty and dark. Alfred seems to be dead. It seems that he didn't have much sidekicks( sorry that the only way to explain the bat heros ) judging by the display case. He's pretty sure the doesn't have a Damian either. The kicker thought is when he shows a picture of his family to the older Bruce gave him a sad smile and said " that lovely but do me a favor don't mess up like I did."

Some how there is a way home with it with the beyond era justice league or the wfa Batfamily you decide. While going though the way home wfa Bruce decided 'you know what I'm taking this sad Old man with me' and surprises adoption to old Bruce. he just assumed that Terry well be fine. Yes Ace will run after his owner.

As expected old man Bruce doesn't take to kindly to the batnaping. His is pissed. His like " I'm supposed to be a warning! That wasn't a aboption call !" And like " Terry needs me! " He scolded wfa Bruce like an angry father.

I bet your wondering what the wfa Batfamily thing about this. Well one their Bruce explain his reasoning there like... Ok.... Then go along with it. They get a new grand-bat

The bat kid are ok with having a new grand-bat. But as time Bass they noticed that their new grand-bat is why more grouchy than their Bruce and some how More traumatized. I mean the old man said that dangling somebody off a roof was too soft. He looked at Alfred like hes a ghost ( maybe to him he is ) Every time Old man Bruce sees Dick and tim he always gives them a sad look with regrets and avoid them at all cost. Tim more so. Like Tim is his greatest failure.

Tim : why is he looking at me like that.

Jason: yea so

Tim: that the thing he's looking at me like...( Comes to the realization) .. like Bruce looks at you

Jason: huh !

Dick: ( is crying in a corner) at least he doesn't look at you like you hate him!

Old Bruce does try to escape and go home. Like there a Terry that needs him at home. Hes escape atemts fall though it comes to a pont stop thing " what would a Bruce do" to " what would a Terry do." And starts to make their life miserable. He starts to hack into the bat computer making their equipment act weird and pulls brakes on them. Thought he doesn't do it when he thinks that their a ligiment threat. They might have kidnapped him but he still has his morals after all these years.

Damien likes Old Bruce hes like the grandfather that Damien always wanted. He's tuff and experienced but not to mean ( still mean but not as much as he was when he first met Terry. thanks you Terry for softening the old bat up) . He gives him compliments when needed but well scold you when you do something stupid. He gives him head pats sometimes. He even has that mysterious old people candy that Jon was telling him. About. Not to mention he's has great taste in pets. ( Damien likes Ace very much.) Damien came to know this this Bruce never had a him. That fact made Damien a little sad. He always thought that there was a him with his father in every universe. He also thinks that his mother isn't with them in his universe cause every time he asks about his mother in his universe he always gives a sad smile and says " your mother was a very beautiful woman. With a good heart." The key word was was. Meaning that she was dead. He doesn't dare ask about his grandfather. The old bat does try to convince Damian to stop being Robin cause how kind get hurt. ( Cause you know trama ) Damien them mention this Terry fellow.Damian then decided that they need to keep the old man.

Old Bruce then release that these kids are traumatized and he became a little soft on the wfa Batfamily. He's everything started to open up to them. He starts telling them stories about his batman and justice league days. The bat kids are all surprise that welly West was a founding member of the justice league in his universe. He also gave wfa Bruce creeks and help him be a better batman. ( With all of the Batfamily to he honest) Tim and Jason eventually asked him to what happened to his Tim Drake. So old Bruce explained his Tim backstory and the joker jr situation. The bat boys than made the concussion that his Tim Drake is was more of a Jason Todd a Timmy todd if you will. When Tim and Jason explain both of their backstory to the old bat.

Wfa Bruce ( and Batfamily to an extent) does eventually feel gently about surprises adopting old man Bruce especially with how much he mentions Terry. Wfa Batfamily can tell that they have a father and son relationship. He said how he proud of him. He mentioned his grate battles or what Terry did for him . That wfa Batfamily can tell how much Terry means to the old bat. They know that he wasn't comply alone

Then eventually there's a knocking on the door of Wayne maner only to reveal a pisst of Dcau Tim going full Jason Todd on there ass. ( He has a gun and he's not afraid to use it ) an angry Terry mcginnis and Dcau Wally West is there cause I like him. You can also have Dcau dick Grayson there to.

See he has people who do care about him.

Then old man Bruce got to go home but the wfa Batfamily can still visit there grand bat in neo-Gotham

I also have a similar Idea but we're Damien kidnapped Timmy todd and Dcau dick is on the journey. Let me know if you want to here that to.

[freackthejester]

Here's how some characters from Homestuck vote:

Jane: Republican (search your heart)

Jake: Votes however Jane tells him too, but his choices would be just slightly left of that if he knew anything. But he does not, and that is the tragedy

Dave: Democrat Blue no matter who, because of his childhood crush on Obama. Does not really understand politics and why everything can't just be simple, but has a strong sense of justice and sexiness that leads him kind of in the right direction

Rose: Understands fully what is going on on in DC, but has that npr-listener disease of treating it like sports. When it was 2018, and twitter was the life of the "orange man bad" party, she was able to compose some of the very funniest QTs to 45's most recent outburst. Adrift in the current era

June: true does-not-care-centrist, votes however Rose tells her to vote and avoids talking @ it w/ family

Roxy: Raised carapacian. Understands the importance of local elections. Cares about downballot issues and races and does not heavily consider the national elections. Might 3rd party it for fun or what the race calls for.

Jade: Does not bother to vote. Too busy with community organizing, and picketing to remember what state she legally lives in the finish the mail-0in ballot. it never mattered eneway

Dirk: Does not vote and is Serious about it

[cosmic-waves7]

Okay I know I said a new killer today but here's a little small thought while I was editing:

Imagine a partner that really likes candle making, they don't just buy candles, no no no that's too simple.

They make them.

Maybe they make a little business out of it sure and maybe the candles are infused with the nectar of the gods because damn do they smell heavenly and they go out of stock pretty quick.

But the most vital peice of information is this:

They love making candles that remind them of you.

A little beach picnic date with you and sure enough there will be an ocean scented candle coming into the shop smelling just like those moments of sweet happiness you both shared on the rocky shore.

Maybe they keep a polaroid of that picnic setting in their wallet...

A strawberry cake you decorated horribly but tried your best when they were having a sick day and soon there will be a delicious scent of citrusy sugary strawberry candles in the making.

By the way you you had a bit of icing on your cheek that day that they wiped licked off.

Your scent fused into the pillow they cuddle Into on early mornings and smile dreamily while you bustle around doing your best not to burn breakfast

They're completely smitten, that's for sure and the candles are there to prove it.

They call you their muse while you remain completely clueless and just grin whenever their eyes spark with a new scent idea.

"Wait, what about a caramel and cinnamon mix!"

"That sounds delicious."

*happy noises.*😌

They also love when you kiss at little burn marks they may have obtained from hot wax after a little experimenting, dousing them with soft presses of your lips against their fingertips while also telling them off gently.

"You're gonna burn your fingertips off!"

"Worth it if I get kisses."

"Shut up-"

They always include whatever idea you pitch in even If it doesn't make sense.

"Can we pigment this candle lavender?"

"Genius!"

Spoiler alert: That candle had a pine and sandle wood scent so the colour baffled quite a few customers but they didn't care, you loved it and that was enough.

[butterppretzel]

When chainsaw man comes out that will fix me

[omiroso]

k. akinori hcs ♡

↳ there is absolutely no konoha content and i am deprived <3

─── gives you so many nicknames you hardly hear your name from his lips anymore. ( unless he’s being exceptionally sweet or romantic that day. then your name falls from his tongue like drizzled honey )

─── i don’t know why i get the vibe but i feel like he’d go from calling you bae or babe to giving you cheesy nicknames like sweet cheeks and munchkin. the duality of this man is real. 

─── likes flirting with you all the time - will flirt with you like he’s trying to get you to be his partner even though you two are already in a relationship ?? 

─── sometimes you both have pick up line wars and all that because he ‘has to be better’ and will go to all ends of every pick up lines heard just to win and make you blush crimson red.

─── just by that, it’s his FULL ON attempt to make you flush around him. he tries so hard yet if you do even the smallest of thing for him he turns pink ??? he’s suddenly ???? feels all light and nervous and gahhhh he just wants to combust

─── sarukui once teasingly told you that ‘konoha has butterflies in his stomach’ and bokuto later asked him ‘bro ??? u eat caterpillars???’ SKDJHFKJDS

─── eneways <3 he likes holding your hands a lot. unintentionally plays with your fingers and when you notice he kisses your hand. what a stupidly cute man.

─── he MAKES you come to his matches. it’s not even an ‘if’ or ‘but’ thing you HAVE to be there or else he will not be happy. ( he never lets it actually affect his gameplay but he gets grumpy dsfjdksdf. he feels like a hypocrite if he’s moody when he scolds bokuto for being moody. )

─── when you come and cheer for him he gets all !!!! yeah thats my s/o !!! fuck u !!!!

─── and then you chant ‘jack of all trades’ and he gets pissed LMAO

─── basically a relationship with konoha isnt all and all cheesy like an actual couple ??? you both act like you’re still pining for each other and trying to win each other over. that’s just how it is.

“i score most points this game and i get to take you out on a date ?” 

“just try, dumbass.”

─── its almost like hes your best friend too but that’s what makes it better - you two can be even more comfortable around each other.

─── konoha come be my boyfriend <3

[vampireloverz]

M-Muslim here…even if ur not practicing it’s cool to see a mutual have the same upbringing hehe…eneways i don’t get to pop in ur inbox a lot but ur newest fic deserves big bank and big kudos so yeah…thanks for being so talented and cute

salam!! yes its always good to see people with similar upbringings it makes me feel so happy <33 AND THANK YOU ;;;;

[bukojuiice]

Hey Julie! Hope you are doing good😊

Do you have any good romance manga/anime recommendations? I just finished reading a really creepy manga and I am not able to fall asleep so I need something to clear my mind😩

-🧚‍♀️

OMG HI 🧚🏻‍♀️ ‘ANONNIE MY LOVE! (im sorry if i got to you super late 😭)

did you mayhaps read one of junji ito’s works?? because they are quite lit rally the stuff of nightmares HSHSHSHHS bUt ENEWAYS yes yes i do!! 🤩

my comfort romance anime are gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun, ouran high school host club, wotakoi, my little monster, kamisama kiss, kimi ni todoke, kaichou wa maid-sama and ore monogatari!! 💐

i esp recommend the first four i mentioned because they are also some of my fave anime of all time and never fail to provide me comfort 🥺

[a-wild-kinnie-appeared]

It Hase Ben a wiel sinse i poasted heare. eneways im ok and im bak and im Fine . pese owt hav a gud dey. -snom

[isitbecusimascorpio]

How long has tumblr had group chats now when I’m hardly on it anymore they decided to do it 💀

ENEWAYS who wants to be in a groupchat preferable multi stan ahgases 💚💚💚

[bookwormlover10]

So I had a dream a few days ago.. so It was about the Wittebane brothers but in the modern day... for some reason ╮⁠(⁠╯⁠_⁠╰⁠)⁠╭ ... eneway in this dream Caleb decided to stay with Philip ( he did met Evelyn it wasn't Sayed but it was there) flapjack was there but for some.. reason he was a lova lamp......... And Caleb was obsessed with it I think..?! (Maybe cause it reminded him of his wife?!) I pretty sure that eventually that Caleb was drugged?! ( Like I said it was a few days ago)

[bookwormlover10]

So I had another werd dream.... The hexswad was in monster high.... for some reason... And going to the school ( and monster high was in Nevada to.. maybe cause I'm from there) eneway Belos was making weird food, bug monsters in the bathroom and somehow got the vice principal ( one that my head made up) to help him by treating his kid. He also made an immortal juce that didn't taste good that the principal drank. Then they activated a spooky robot that somehow control the school but was never brought up agen.

Dering all of this the hexswad is trying to get to the school with the help of the headmistress, but get attached but they made it there with action scenes.

Then the plot twist here is that the vice principal double cross Belos and was evil the whole time. Belos was confused and killed the child. ( Maybe but can't really remember) then the hexswad show up but to probably take a break cause Belos was asking about Valentines day and may it means to monsters. Good thing to cause the hexswad was wondering to. Then macaque from Lego monkey kid shows up and explain it.

I never got the explain but some how Belos decided it wasn't worth it then escape.( In my head this was before the last episode but they were in the human realm) But the day is saved and everyone is happy. But the immortal juce got misplaced and someone found it. Da da da.

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