#error 404: gender not found

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: The back of a black phone case with a ribbon for a phone holder. At the top of the case is a sticker reading: "Error 404: Gender Not Found" in nonbinary pride colors. End ID.]

Awesome new phone sticker courtesy of @vaspider/@nerdykeppie

[turntechgodhead]

holy SHIT FUCK i have facial hair

[arin-bunny]

Not knowing what gender you are is weird. Lesbians are awesome, but does that apply to me? Do I fall under Sapphic because I like to be called she most of the time, or am I too gender-ambiguous to be seen that way? I love that so many of you are so certain of who you are and I wish I knew what that felt like. In the meantime I guess I'm just a silly bunny with silly dreams.

[hivemindofevilbats]

I painted rocks today!!

[futchbears]

why is so much nonbinary pride clothing so corny... if you have links to any cool nonbinary pride clothing please give them to me

[bylertruther]

jonathan is the og babygirl malewife eldest sister boygirlfriend btw. if u even care 🙄

[asexualcloud]

trans hcs go

[scungledfiles]

[temporary-dysphoria]

15 30 53 (also that post is missing 41-49 weirdly)

15: Have any pets?

I have a small dog and she's just the absolute cutest! Her name is Misha, but she gets called Squish more than her actual name. She's a lovely old lady!

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Hoo boy, that's a loaded question :P

The main source of my irritation of late is work - because like many healthcare workers we are still suffering the after-effects of pandemics alongside budget cuts, and the fact that very few people are getting released to relieve rural and remote centers. There's nothing quite as frustrating as looking at the roster for your district when you want a day off, before realizing there's actually zero staff available for coverage - so you can't even be reasonably mad at your supervisor cause even if they wanted to help you, they literally can't, they haven't got the hands.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

I played animal crossing on my switch for like 2 hours because I was expecting a callout that never came XD.

On the bright side, I got a remarkable amount of terraforming done!

[bluestelue]

27 37 40

27. "any nicknames"? Yep!

37. "share a secret" A secret? Well, it's a secret that I have many secrets . . .

40. "any bad habits?" plenty of them!

[libraryraccoon]

Write of a raccoon like a actual raccoon ending up in hell and terrorizing every citizen in hell, and finding some roadroller and it becomes even worse demons homes aren’t only being trashed and torn into pieces and some how Hazbin Hotel is still standing ( it’s because of Nifty scaring them off some how ) The hotel business starts off booming. Sinners rejoice your redemption is far from the ever so crazy Raccoon! Wait till the Duck comes in… >:)

Gender : Raccoon

Pronouns : They/them

Message from Raccoon : That give me idea for a Raccoon!Reader meeting IMP..

General Headcanon

You were a good thief, really good.

But one day, you were betrayed.

You were robbing the world's largest bank, but your partner in crime, Timothy, betrayed you by shooting you.

You didn't really understand why, you never had an explanation, but you suspect that he was working with the Police in secret.

Anyway, you're dead.

Welcome to Hell ! And you're… a raccoon ?

No, like, a real raccoon. The little thing that digs through trash cans.

Holy shit.

Vox was broadcasting his usual show, when he had to interrupt it because there was a turf war led by a raccoon ?

He never thought he would see a real raccoon in Hell, and he never thought he would have to broadcast about them because the raccoon was fighting to be the Overlord of one of the territories.

He could see in the background Angel Dust walking away from the raccoon after seeing them lunge at the face of a snake demon.

Vox quietly wondered if this was all a dream or if he should really be going to Overlord meetings with a raccoon.

Spoiler : he had to.

You injected fear into all the beings of Hell after that, causing chaos.

No one said anything about it, they watched you steal their stuff and their trash but they said nothing.

When Alastor returned, he was NOT expecting to see a raccoon in the Overlords meeting room. Even less so for Carmilla to introduce the said raccoon as the new Overlord.

He made a 404 error.

Alastor saw how everyone else was suspicious or afraid of you, he was wondering who the hell this raccoon is.

You found Alastor interesting.

In the sense that you loved all the chaos he created, so you joined him.

He brought you to the Hotel, wondering what entertainment you would do.

He don't regret it.

You were doing a lot of damage, yes, but it was fun.

One day you drank alcohol at Husk's bar (you stole the bottle when he wasn't watching), and you ended up getting drunk.

Have you ever seen a demon raccoon drunk ? Because the Hazbin Crew did it.

You have fought everyone and destroyed everything you saw.

You were throwing yourself at people's faces like a fucking cat throwing itself at curtains.

It took Vaggie and Charlie spiking you with 16 tranquilizers before you calmed down.

Result of the damage of the hotel : a kitchen destroyed, a living room destroyed, the hall the hotel destroyed, some walls destroyed, the face of Angel Dust and Husk being injured by your claws, Alastor's trench coat in ruins.

And that was just the damage caused to the Hotel, let's not even talk about the rest of Hell..

Lucifer met you when you were in Wrath…

How the hell a sinner found a way to go in the circles other than pride is a mystery without answers.

He asked you, but you just looked at him with completely blank and terrifying eyes. You spoke, but he didn't understand what you were saying, didn't understand the raccoon.

He doesn't even know if you answer or if you were making fun of him.

You have become attached to Lucifer. More precisely his ducks.

Lucifer made a raccoon duck and gave it to you, it's your most precious object since.

Someone must be watching you 24/7 to ensure Hell's survival.

Did I mention the edits about you and the fact that you are a meme in the 7 circles of Hell ?

You hated bald people because Timothy was bald. That's why you attacked Valentino as soon as you saw him.

You 🤝 Niffty = being Valentino's worst nightmares.

Hell wasn't ready for your alliance with Niffty.

Neither was heaven.

Niffty stabbed Adam, you finished him.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender

I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:

god i love that little shit so much

[horangboosadan]

US, AGAIN | MASTERLIST

synopsis: friendships end for many reasons. one of yours ended years ago. when the sudden chance to get reconnected appear—albeit through a dating app—you take it. anything to find your way back to the one person who always knew how to make you laugh.

pairing: boo seungkwan x gender neutral!reader

genre: tinder!au, smau, fluff, angst, childhood friends to strangers to lovers

warnings: swearing, drinking, implied 18+ content

status: coming soon

started:

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main masterlist

disclaimer: i have never owned or worked in a restaurant before so some things may be innacurate and i take creative liberties to fit the story. i have worked in a commercial kitchen tho.

boo talks

i am so excited to post the masterlist to this! ive been working on it since maybe august i think, and i really like the story! it isn't done as of posting the masterlist, but im using this to keep myself accountable and try to finish soon (its getting way longer than i expected...)! anyway, hope you're all as excited as me for when it comes out, which im sorry to say i cant judge when will be but hopefully not too long...

profiles: 404 error: group not found, seungkwans tinder profile, going bss

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[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Pegasus seeing a NB person: Error 404 gender not found!!!

Meanwhile in Fate's land: Oh shit new friend :) get on buddy, let's go

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[genderoftoday]

Today's gender is!-

404 NOT FOUND

That's an error. The requested gender was not found in this server.

. . . .

[Retry?]

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[thatswhatsushesaid]

sometimes a family is a girl and her mom and her dad and her dad(error 404 gender not found) and her dad (actual wolf) and her emotionally distant older sister