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I've been thinking of... posting my art here? And not being terrified of being on the internet. Im always fearful of people KNOWING me. And that's why i don't post. Cause what if im cringe? Like, lmao, i KNOW im cringe, but it's different when more people can see.
#op#original post#text#errrrr#welcome to my tag#section#there may be nuggets here#there could also#just be a lot of nothin#idk#thanks for reading#brainstorming
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do you have a list of what all the phighters are gonna be in your mermaid au :0
still really nervous to say who’s who because I don’t want people to copy any of my ideas because I’ve seen someone be scarily close to what I’ve been doing and stuff (no blame on them though because to be fair I guess it’s a little generic, it’s just a tad nerve racking I would say :’DD!), but you can refer to some of my older posts for what’s what :DDD! Sorry LMAO I just got anxiety and I’m silly like that
#Yeaaaaaah specifically I saw someone earlier with ideas really close to mine#And it kind of made me errrrr really nervous since I don’t want it to come off as me copying others#Yeah I know that technically a mermaid au is pretty generic but I’ve seen a lot of other people do it and yeah to be fair people do have th#Same ideas a bunch :DD!#There’s no harm in that of course and it’s not like I’m angry or anything :3!#I just don’t really want someone (specifically I’m afraid of bigger artists) to see my au and copy it to an absolute t so and then have to#Risk getting on someone’s bad side because they think I’m copying them!#So yeah :’DDD#Just refer to my older posts and I explain a lot of it there#Sorry LMAO I feel like such a jerk typing this because I don’t wanna gate keep mermaid aus#People are 100% free to make whatever they’d like for an au!#It’s really cool seeing other people come up with ideas!#Irs just a bit scary when they are SCARILY close to mine :’DD#Anyways YEAH SORRY MY GUY#Qna#cro chatter#PHIGHTING mermaid au
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I went to the gym yesterday. I don't go there regularly, just to keep fit. When I was looking for a free locker, I accidentally opened one that was occupied but not locked.
I totally slammed that thing shut like, ASAP, no questions asked! It was, like, a matter of serious honor, you know what I'm saying? Yo, I swear I can't shake off the stench of those gnarly gym clothes from my nostrils!
Like, what's the deal with that, dude! It's like my nose has been hijacked by the funk and it won't let go. Send help, bruh! And y do i say "bruh"?
Hmmm seems like some curse left behind and forgotten, not to worry I'm sure its nothing too serious, in fact a lot of guys get scared by the word "curse" and don't see it for the blessing that it really is. That terrible smell hasn't just latched onto the inside of your nose dude, its latched onto you that's why you smell it non stop and you'll probably notice that when you don't go to the gym for a day the smell gets worse. A little counter intuitive I know but hey some people use thing sort stuff to encourage them to hit the gym more. You might want to up your 1 day a week routine to a 7 days a week policy unless you want to hold the world record for the worlds worst stench by the end of the week.
What's with saying "bruh, bro and duuuhhh" so often you ask? I dunno maybe the original owner of the locker made a wish to fit in at the gym more but that's most of your vocabulary now. You are still you, at least on the inside but nobody really knows about that anymore because you talk like a fucking moron so you get treated like one. It seems your muscles are really ballooning up too. This is probably for the best, you sweat a lot, say bro non stop may as well have the size to go with it otherwise people might think you are weird, better to just conform to the stereotype.
Huh? what's that? "like duhhh, bro can you errrrr, fix duuhhhh curses bro" Sorry my dumbass is a little rusty but I think you're asking for these wonderful gifts to be removed? nah man I won't be doing that you definitely came to the wrong place because I think all men should be like this. In fact I think you'd look better 10x bigger and sweatier but I guess this is a good starting point. But hey, the choice is still yours, either turn into a putrid smelly dumb cunt.....or be that with huge muscles. Better hit the gym dude I can already smell you getting worse.

#male transformation#muscle#muscle transformation#male tf#tf story#transformation#musk#reality change
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"errrrr, butterfingers!" | "it's operation! the wacky doctors game!"
there are lots of references here, check under the cut for what they are!! ^^
brain - the x-3 crashed in his brain, from the diving bell vs the butter glider!
throat - his "diet pills"!
right shoulder - stitches from when his arm was ripped off in victor, echo, november!
right hand - one of his 'doctails'!
left wrist - his communicator watch!
chest - the 'boom' flag from the grenade incident seen in red means stop!
stomach - a monarch butterfly for obvious reasons <3
also stomach - hank and dean's kidneys from dia de los dangerous!
right hip - the dislocated hip he got in bot seeks bot that was set back in the devils grip!
left thigh - red, green, and blue vials from mid-life chrysalis!
right leg - the bug that crawls out of his shoe in dr quymn, medicine woman!
left ankle - most pointless one for last. i needed one to fill the space and this is where a wrench is in the base game skdfhjksdf
i also have deans giraffe (mr reachy) on the side for emotional support!! this set up (the bedsheets, clothes, stickers on his chest etc) are all supposed to mirror how he looks in assisted suicide, bc that ep (+ the diving bell vs the butter glider) were the main inspirations for this piece!! ^^ OH and the money is 'hank co' brand just bc i thought itd be cute lol
#venture bros#the venture bros#vbros#tvbros#venbros#go team venture#rusty venture#dr venture#thaddeus venture#ts venture#mr reachy#the monarch#fanart#venture bros fanart#hank venture#henry allen venture#dean venture#this was one of the first art ideas i had after i got into vbros#and ive been putting it off bc it sounded like a pain#but i FINALLY DID IT#cloudysarts#im proud of this one :)#operation#hankco#adult swim
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Previous
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Unfortunately it ends here but errrrr... yuh guess what happens next :3 (details will be written later) sighs I am fully aware there were more efficient ways to post these but this week literally destroyed me so errrr yeah life's great guys(it'll be better from now on)
Oooookay ranting time!! This is gonna be a lot so..... I'd be surprised if you even read it
Based off of real complaints from multiple people, horror doesn't fit in the mtt. For a few reasons anyways...... I won't go into details on that, but ya I decided to make him worse :3 we're travellin' to cannibal horror😈 instead of eating humans he eats actual monsters tho. Because of the lack of magic and also the monsters desperate needs they're slowly turning into flesh and bone.... something horror can actually eat. Not all monsters r flesh and bones though, like papyrus for example(I killed him off guys I'm so kawaii UwU) but anyways.... by just having something in his mouth, horror's starvation gets the better of him and he goes on the hunt... and is essentially insane. I just think... he'd either eat too much or too little, sometimes accidentally starving himself and sometimes going too crazy and just. Eats too much. Either way it's resulted in a lot of vomiting..... he's kind of self aware but he's just too insane to be bothered, and kind of getting bored he gets creative with his food(prey). Sometimes he may psychologically torture them, he likes the hunting games :3 he may add soemthing to his food to see if it'll get better, and he learns a way to add monster dust to his food..... I also think it'd be silly if he studied anatomy as a part of his.... scientific side. The anatomy of critters and underground animals, so if he decides he cares enough he can actually like. Make meat out of. Yk.
As for the bad Sanses part... horror does have Lv but it's rather low bc he works more with psychological torture and cleaning up. He has fed the others human before but he's the only one that can be considered cannibal, considered he ate actual monsters. Anyways he's rlly unhealthy w food bc. Like I said, he either eats too much or too little. He learns more about cooking with nightmares books(he just got books of everything rlly) and bc of his own situation he tries to get the others to eat healthily. I don't think he'd like- take care of his own eating though... bc thoughts r getting back at him. This results in a lot of starving hismelf(cutely repeats myself a bagillion times) which results in a lot of.. "hunger pangs". Like how he reacted to fried human(Aliza) in the actual horrortale comic. So he's got bad first impressions generally...(trying to eat the others)
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okay update I turned off the blazed campaign because ermmmm some people do not know how to act civil. come on guysssss it's not that serious guysssss why so pressed
this queer trains business is crazy bro😂😂😂 how is someone calling me the f and r slurs in my ask box bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 DID HUMAN TRAINS KISSING REALLY MAKES YOU ANGRY BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#srb#please be patient with me. I have autism#like thanks for the funny tags guys but ermmm maybe some of you need to tone it down. a bit#come on bro. calling me slurs is CRAZY#ollie if you’re reading this sorry bro. I genuinely really appreciate your support#like thanks a lot man but I gotta turn it off because errrrr I don’t like how people are calling me weird things#also we got to 800+ notes..... heh..... looks like posts outside of the fandom never really suited me#hopefully this calms down soon because I don’t want more people to start throwing rocks at me
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Idk who you are but every single post on my feed is from you and it’s very slay happy holidays you talented mystery illustrator
LOL why thank you!!!
to be fair i've been quite ... lucky (?) to have lots of time to devote to drawing lately, more than most people can ;_; I semi-impulsively quit my full-time job in 2024 when some major IRL stuff happened; after a few months of adjusting, pretty much started to Art with full-time hours instead. So yeah, I'm lucky i could afford to do something like that. (AND that I could keep doing so longer than I should've, since I got way-bigger-than-expected support from people ;______; )
Errrrr I do need to get a stable full-time job again soon tbh HAHA but it's been fulfilling to dedicate so much time to making art, and hear that people enjoyed it and that it's gotten around quite a lot TvT
#random rambling#sometimes feels kinda conflicting#yeah i've gotten a crazy amount of support for my stuff but .... a lot probably has to do with the fact that#i can spend way more time/energy on this than most#but still ofc thank you!!!!#i reallyreally appreciate ppl's kind words and support and everything aaaaa
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+ more not really what i was originally saying just adding from as i watch.... Why is lestat getting all freaky with armand during a performance knowing nicki was watching... i dont think he woild be like hrggg armandddddd i want you and not nicki... Wtf
not sure how i feel about the change of story with lestats backstory > armand being lestats stalker instead of magnus. also i feel like it took a little bit away from nicki's despair and feeling that lestat left him alone for however long he was gone.. cus nicki witnessed what happened. versus the original story having it be lestat gets kidnapped and nicki had no idea where lestat is or why he's left him and refuses to contact him in ways other than sending him money and jewleries..
#?where did this come from seriously#lestat loved nicki a lot i do not understand#also i understand that they cant fit everyrhing into the show esp cus its for IWTV and not TVL but.... why not expand on lestat and nicki's#past if ur gonna include them...?#errrrr idk...#happy to see nicki though!
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The estonia..sigh...hes so me.. (ft.my oc insert which I probs won't make an ref sheet of...totally not..totally not..) and then I proceed to make a ref sheet urghhh and estonia's hair frustrates me a lot with the shading ejsjxisjdnjdjdjddj
I'm too scared to interact with this fandom, so errrrr haiiiii !!
#art#small artist#artists on tumblr#oc#original character#oc art#oc x canon#oc x cc#???#?? should i even add that#hws#hws estonia#aph estonia#aph#aph hetalia#hetalia#hetalia estonia#estonia hetalia#hetalia world stars#eduard von bock
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i saw you wanted asks and i love talking to you and i'm a little vit obsessed with delta lately so, any thoughts about delta ghoul my friend?
Errrrr okay (I've never written about Delta)
Delta is besties with Aether...
Sometimes, just to fuck with the others, they have fake arguments. Like, they start yelling at each other and "fighting" over dumb shit (is a hot dog a sandwich or something) and they know it's a joke but the others don't, which is what the two find funny.
He taught Phantom to draw on walls with crayons.
Literally the most chaotic of the 4 quints, but he's just good at hiding it.
Hates green grapes because they're green (his favorite color is purple).
Delta gets mistaken for a water ghoul a lot at the ministry (self projecting), so he always makes a joke about it and moves his arms around to mimic a water ghoul acting like a wizard or something.
Purrs super loudly when he's in a deep sleep.
The smallest hoe amongst the quints, and the Meliora ghouls.
Doesn't have his own guitar anymore because he gifted it to Aether, thinking he'd use it (Aether used a different one and Delta's got lost, Aether was never truly forgiven for it).
Hisses a Nihil every time he sees him because Terzo didn't like him.
Was actually so down bad for Terzo but he never got a chance with him because of Omega. <\3
He and Swiss are rare besties, and by that I mean they rarely ever talk, but when they do, they hit it off scarily well (some might even assume they've hooked up before).
#the band ghost#ghost band#nameless ghouls#delta ghoul#jes I'm so sorry if this doesn't fot your vision#i was really just thinking of these on spot I'm ngl
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Ok guys so this is gonna be a long one but Im going to talk about
Male apathy during pregnancy and post partum
Post partum mental distress
How the medical system fails women
How men should do their part
So I just saw a post by a man talking about how men downplay the process of reproduction, and yeah, duh - BUT I've come to a conclusion. There are two types of expectant/new father in this world: the type that treats his wife like a toy or the type that treats his wife like a cute pet and claps for her from the sidelines. "Yeah babe ur so strong" while not doing shit. So in this post, the guy is like "errrrr fellow males, did you know that the nutrients actually come from your wife's body?!?!" Like how is that not common knowledge? The uterus doesn't have little claw arms building a fetus. An embryo is created by a male and female, and that embryo attaches to the uterus and LEECHES from the female bloodstream.
He then he goes on to talk about how much blood we can lose during vaginal birth and c-sections, and Imma just say here and now that the medical system sucks ass. Yeah, birth sucks. Pregnancy sucks. But I kinda hate how people pass of a lot of the pain as a fact of life. The fact is that the medical system is vastly male, and males who put their poorly hidden fetishes into practices (I did veterinary science in highschool, and it was even prevalent there... vaginal speculums and artificial insem- 🤢) I'm sure we've all heard humans should stand to deliver a child. The high death statistic for women in childbirth (also explained by more black women dying than white), the lack of knowledge on the female body, and the priority of babies over women all tells me one thing: Birth is certainly painful, but it may be more dangerous than it should be. My honest opinion is that death rates exploded once men infiltrated our care due to their view of us as a vessel. Maybe if the medical system focused on helping us rather than letting a fetus escape its "flesh box", then we'd be somewhere.
And finally... he talked about post partum mental health... so I've been wanting to talk about this. It has recently become noticeable to me that human females have a hard time mentally after the birth of children meanwhile most animal females don't. Sure, there are cases where animals abandon offspring, but I chalk that up to not being prepared to care for offspring. Nature usually prioritizes an adult over a newborn. Also the abandonment of offspring is something I only really hear about in domesticated animals (and animals in zoos so environmental distress or lack of knowledge), of whom we have fucked over in so many ways through selective breeding. Shit even domestic bettas and angelfish, who are usually good parents, have this issue in domestication. But why is it that other animals don't have nearly as many post partum issues as humans. I'll say it, I believe post partum mental distress is largely due to societal dynamics. Sure, hormones are off, but the society we live in only fuels this. It's like when you're on your period. You feel off but it's more a loss of tolerance. The rise in estrogen near and after birth can cause you to already be a bit unbalanced, but let's add some situations onto it. You're going to be the primary caretaker because of modern male incompetence, then you're going to lose sleep which causes more instability, then you're expected to still cook and clean, and men in most countries don't get paternity (ohhhh I wanna tell yall a story about that so baddddd... its in the comments if ur up for it) so youre left alone with a screaming child while trying to heal and getting no sleep and probably not seeing the sun because youre busy and thats a major mood stabilizer (as someone with a mood disorder) all for the father to come home and play with the infant and pass it right back to you. And we haven't even gotten into the culture surrounding it. Women are expected to put on a loving maternal persona while fathers remain the same. For men being a father is prideful and gives you all these positive characteristics like strength... but for mothers your mind is deemed more simplistic, your identity is erased. People see pregnancy and motherhood as a performance and you are the lead actress. Youre treated differently, percieved differently, and thats fueled by bioessentialism. New moms do not feel more "loving" towards an infant than new fathers. Both secrete oxytocin, it comes with the monogamous, biparental animal package dumbass. Why would I be more loving towards something that sucks my boob off and ripped me open. So while I'm not trying to discredit post partum depression, I'm absolutely saying that societal issues are the pushing force. Im also pretty sure post partum statistics fluctuate based on country, and that in countries with paternity and a more equal dynamic have lower cases. But I'm not mentally stable enough myself to look into it, I know "trust me bro" type shit.
In conclusion 🤓 I'm tired of people seeing female pain and not finding ways to help it. The female body is strong, but it also needs care. You wouldn't expect a person with a broken leg to win a marathon. That's the whole reason males stay with females is to. Do. Their. Part. Idc if I'm picky, but literally, any talk on kids or pregnancy leaves me so dissatisfied. Expect men to start acting like an expectant father and partner during pregnancy. Your job is to comfort, provide, learn how to ease pains, provide emotional labor, drive and GO TO appointments (I think if it was even really "about life" they would look into male health too but that's a convo for another day), pay for appointments, be ready to help in case an emergency, so much more. Cuz it's always "don't drink while pregnant!" But how come the baby daddy can be at the bar with his friends? What if I go into labor? He needs to stay sober too I'm not his broodmare! The way men act like it has nothing to do with them because "well uhhhh I not carry a baby 🤷♂️" makes me so mad. As a new father too, they think "well man don't feed baby 🤤" like there isn't so much more. Imo, the man should be doing housework, taking care of the infant besides breastfeeding, and caring for a post partum partner. Even with breastfeeding, you can be involved. Take the infant when it's done eating, sit with your partner, provide company, and bond with your family. I've come to the conclusion that men don't want partners they want a collection. Men cannot accept that they have a weaker role while still being involved. Either he's big strong man or it's weak and my business. And the men that cheer from the side see it as "well she does most of it so that obviously means it's all her business but I'll just tell her she's soooooo strong" not like... telling other men how to do their job. Men are pathetic. Want credit for zero effort.
#radical feminism#abortion#feminism#pro choice#womens rights#sorry this shit is so long im so tired of men cumming in a woman and acting like its none of his business
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a representation problem in the Hellaverse...
Yesterday I wrote a post about my feelings on the complete lack of polyamorous/non-monogamous relationships in Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel, but I wanted to talk about how both series are also severely lacking in lesbian and trans characters.
We have ONE trans character with multiple speaking lines (Sallie May), and she's a minor character. Angel and Fizz might be nonbinary/genderfluid, or might "just" be effeminate twinks (although those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive). And we have ONE recurring lesbian character (Vaggie). At least, it's generally assumed by the fandom that she's a lesbian, even though Vivzie has chosen not to canonize any of her characters' sexual orientations.
I do appreciate that there are a lot of trans imps in the background in Helluva Boss, and that it seems commonplace enough to be no big deal at all in imp society. I really hope that Sallie May returns a little more often.
There is only one sapphic relationship in either series. One!! Aside from Charlie, there aren't any other explicitly bi/pan female characters, either (except maybe in the background, or as an off-hand comment).
This feels like some kind of Bechdel Test variant, doesn't it... There are so many queer characters in both series-- plenty of characters who are gay, bi, pan, and ace-- errrrr... well aaaaaactuallyyy I just realized there's not much ace rep either, huh? There's Alastor, and mayyybee Striker. Striker could certainly be ace and squicked out by sex, orrrr he could just be increasingly pissed off that his attempts to be scary and threatening keep getting foiled by his targets turning the tables on him with sexual innuendos, lol. It's honestly unclear. And if a character is neither in a relationship, nor do they actually ever mention that they're ace, it's... pretty hard to definitively say.
I still love both series, and I love the rampant queerness, and I don't want the number of gay/bi male characters/pairings to decrease (representation is not a pie chart), but man... Throw us lesbians/sapphics and trans peeps a bone, plz? Maybe take a few lessons from Steven Universe?
#needs more lesbians#make it gayer... er.. lesbian-er?#JUST GIVE ME MORE LESBIANS YOU COWARDS#gimme more butches too#lesbian representation#trans representation#sapphic representation#Helluva Boss#Hazbin Hotel#Hellaverse#Vivziepop#Vivzieverse#Hazbin#Vaggie#Hazbin Vaggie#Hazbin Hotel Vaggie#Sallie May#Helluva Boss Sallie May#lesbian#lesbians#lesbian characters#trans#trans characters#queer characters#sapphic characters#sapphic#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbt representation#ace representation
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King of the (bouncy) Castle
It's @taznovembercelebration day 17 and today I drew the prompt "soft"
Read below or on Ao3 if you prefer. Missed yesterday's? Find it here.
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“Ko!” Lup yells from the hall.
“What?” He screams from his bedroom, because he’s still deciding on what to wear and if it’s that urgent she can come in.
“Do you know anyone else?”
“In general? Or?”
“Don’t be a dick. Do you know anyone who can come today?”
“Why?”
“Magnus had to drop out.”
“We can win without him.”
“A team is four people.”
“Ask Dav.”
“He’s racing today”
“Lucretia?”
“She just laughed until I hung up. It was a solid 3 minutes.”
“Merle?”
“I’m going to need you to work from the assumption that I have remembered our joint friends with whom we spend all our time”
“But seriously, Merle.”
“Taako, I have tried everyone we jointly know. He said he was going to be busy in the greenhouse, and then he said some other things. Would you like me to tell you what those other things are? Because I can. I can tell you exactly what he had planned for the onions because he told me because I had him on speaker phone and I got trapped in my shirt and he said a lot of words before I could hang up. They’re burned into my brain forever and cha’girl is happy to share that burden.”
“No! Lulu, don’t! I’ll cast silence.”
“I’ll counterspell it. Now start thinking of people.”
“Angus?”
“I also know Angus, and he’s a literal child.”
“He’s, what, 6 now?”
“He’s eleven, Taako, you baked him a cake in the shape of the number for his birthday two weeks ago.” There’s no need for Lup to slander him like this.
“Eleven! That’s basically an adult for humans, right?”
“No.”
“Are you sure?”
“Are you going to stop doing special magic boy lessons with him because he’s all grown up now?” Lup goes for the jugular. He doesn’t have to stand for this cruelty, for the implication that he actually likes spending time with the baby.
“What aboutttt… erm…” Taako changes the topic seamlessly and casts his mind furiously about for a name, any name, of a person Lup wouldn’t have already called. There’s one that popped up as soon as Lup asked and he’s trying his best to see round it but it keeps sidling into his eye line. He can’t though. It’d be a disaster. “Errrrr… Brian.”
“No. Absolutely anyone else.”
“What’s wrong with Brian?”
“He’s in a cult!”
“But apart from the cult stuff he’s lovely.”
“Taako! Do you want to win or not?”
Fine. Fine! Taako does very much want to win, especially after Lydia tripped him last year.
“Kravitz.” He says it fast, like he’s ripping off a plaster. Maybe Lup won’t put two and two together.
“The guy from work?”
“No?”
“Oh, you know another Kravitz, do you?”
“Yes?”
“Is any of that supposed to have convinced me?”
“Is it working?”
“No.”
“Fuck.”
“So… different Kravitz? How do you know Kravitz-Who’s-Not-From-Work? Why do you have a way of getting in touch with him?” Lup’s going to cling to this an unnecessary amount.
“Ooooh are we talking about Kravitz?” Barry, fucking Barry, asks. Wandering his ass right into their private conversation.
“This is a private conversation, Barold.” Yells Taako through the door of his room into the hall of their too-small shared apartment.
“Would you like me to put my noise cancelling headphones on?” Barry asks, earnestly, like he’d actually fucking do it if Taako said yes.
“Absolutely not, Barry, You live in this house and you have every right to be in this hallway.” Lup snaps. She’s still mad about last time Taako forgot to tell Barry he could take the headphones off. In his defence, he made him a cake about it. A jake, in fact, with edible press studs. Barry loved it! Plus, he was listening to one of his lectures, he was fine, happy as a clam!
“Fine.” Taako threw up his hands, no one could see him, but it felt important to do it anyway, you know, for the drama. He couldn’t argue with this, he didn’t have a choice, he may as well give in and call Kravitz, they’ve both worked together to twist his arm. “You’re making me do this though. It’s not because I want to. I’ve been compelled.”
“What?” Says Barry, perplexed. “I thought we were just talking about your crush.”
“His what?” Says Lup.
Taako springs forward and manages to flick the lock across the second before Lup tries the handle.
“You’re in love with death?” She tries the handle a few more times, as if it’ll jiggle the lock free.
“A man isn’t his job, Lup.” Taako shouts back. Denying everything.
“That wasn’t a no!”
“I have to ring him, because you’re making me. Or do you not want to win Bounce Off 2: Bounce in the City?”
There’s grumbling from the other side of the door followed by a muttered “c’mon Barold,” fakeout. Taako’s wise to it though, so he isn’t shocked by her ‘one last try’ of the door handle, or the second attempt that follows after she does fake footsteps away from the door.
“Fine! He’d better be down though and good.”
“He’s tall.” Says Barry, conversationally. He’d better not plan on telling Lup anything else.
“Good. We can use height.Is he strong?” Lup asks.
Kravitz is strong, Taako knows that for normal reasons, reasons like he can carry a lot of pastries when he orders them; and that time he helped Taako move the big table when someone spilled and he had to clean under it. Not reasons like all the time he spends staring at Kravitz’s forearms, and his thighs, and his everything else. Because he doesn’t do that. Taako would never.
“Fine. Don’t answer me.” Lup actually leaves this time, Taako pretends he can’t hear Barry telling her about Kravitz and his newfound love of coffee and baked goods.
Taako [10:23] Yo stud got a minute to chat?
It was only polite to text first, he doesn’t want to jumpscare Kravitz with a phone call, he isn’t a sadist. The three dots flashed up immediately. Thank fuck he’s awake at the crack of dawn.
Bones [10:24] Dear Taako, Of course, I’ve always got time for you. All best, Kravitz.
Taako has been trying hard not to find his ridiculous dork texts endearing. He’s failing. Badly. He ignores the squooshy feeling it gives him and hits the call button instead.
“Hello Taako, it’s lovely to hear from you!” Says Kravitz like he actually means it.
“Hey Krav, quiiiiiick q for ya. What’re you doing this morning?”
“I’m just practising.” Of course he is. Why wouldn’t Kravitz be sat straddling his giant instrument right now? Taako’s mature though, he won’t make a joke about it.
“Can’t keep your hands off your instrument, shameful!” Fuck.
“Well, someone has to keep it in tune.”
Gods, he wasn’t supposed to play along. Why did he keep flirting back? Was this whole thing actually plausible?
“Wanna spend some time with Taako instead?”
“I’d be very interested in that.” Kravitz says, buttery and glorious.
“How do you feel about inflatables?”
There’s a long pause.
“It’s not a sex thing.” Taako says, to make it less weird.
“I’m not sure that makes what you said less weird, Taako.”
“You know, like bouncy castles.”
“Okay.” Kravitz doesn’t sound particularly convinced.
“And my sister will be there.”
There’s another pause. “...And Barry?”
“Obviously.”
“Uh huh.”
Fuck, Taako’s losing him, and it’s suddenly incredibly important that Kravitz not only agree to this, but is also enthusiastic about it. “It’s a competition.” Says Taako.
“Oh?” Of course that piqued his interest, Kravitz loves competition. He tries to help harder than any other customer, tip better than anyone else, and he races people in the street.
“We lost last year, but we’ve been in training.”
“You’ve been in bouncy castle training?”
“Obstacle course training… and also trampolines.”
“Is that what the weird squeaking is when we’re on the phone sometimes?”
“What?”
“You know, the calls where you’re all breathy and there’s the squeaking noise.”
Taako didn’t realise Kravitz had picked up on that. “You didn’t think…?”
“Well now I know it’s not a sex thing.”
“You thought it was a sex thing and you stayed on the phone?”
“I don’t judge.”
“You didn’t wanna ask Taako what he was up to?”
“I know you’re a private person.”
“Not if you think Taako’s doing sex things on the phone without your consent. In fact, that’s the least private a person can be.”
“You make a compelling point.”
Taako doesn’t even begin to know what to do with that. “So… bouncing?”
“Where is it?”
“We can pick you up.”
“All three of you?”
“Barry said he’s sorry and he’ll stop asking about the ‘secret sauce.’”
“I just really don’t think it’s a respectful way to talk about embalming fluid.”
Taako thinks it’s a great way to refer to embalming fluid, but he also wants Kravitz to be happy. “He double pinky promised.”
“Oh, well if he double pinky promised.”
“Great! Pick you up in 20, wear something snazzy.”
Taako hangs up the phone before Kravitz can object or ask anything else. He has limited time and an outfit to re-plan.
#taznc#taz november celebration#Taakitz#Background Blupjeans#Taako#Kravitz#Lup#Barry Bluejeans#TAZ Balance#TAZ Spoilers#TAZ fic#Noodyl Writes#Mild references to sex#Are these getting more unhinged? No. We've been like this from the start
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"ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪꜱʜ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ"₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎
》 endearment headcanons
》 Toya, An, Mizuki, Shizuku
Errrrr first writing post :3 Short ass post but we ball Tw: I'm down bad.
》 Toya
Honey, love
Usually resorts to using your name, it's just easy, plus he's just not that much of an heavy PDA person so you won't be getting called an endearment publicly, but if he feels particularily romantic he might drop one, and usually it's 'honey', not in a playfull tone! Just in a very sweet, pure tone while he looks at you with nothing but adoration, while his eyes are smiling.
'Love' mainly comes out of his mouth when he is sleepy or when he's trying comfort you. You'll usually hear it when it's past 1AM and he's tutoring you on a school subject you find hard
》 An
Sweetheart! Darling
Always greets you with 'sweetheart' in such a cheery tone with no regard to her surroundings... People know you're hers because she screams it from the rooftops. She has this super bright, unforgetable smile when she calls you sweetheart.She also just doesn't call you your name anymore unless you're in an extremely serious situation.
Darling is a endearment she gives you when she's teasing you a bit or when she's trying to catch your attention when you're distracted, she drags out the "a". It usually makes you pay attention to her because it's different from her usual "sweetheart"
》 Mizuki
shortened version of your name, babe, pretty
Normally, if it's possible, they use a shortened version of your name. They hesitate using an endearment for you, not because they don't want to, the words 'babe' and 'pretty' are at the tip of their tongue!! They're just terrified of you getting bullied or teased at school for being with them, so you'll have to reassure them that people can think what they think.
When they actually use it they use it often, there's no backing down from this anymore. Babe is used on the regular and pretty is used when they're speaking their mind, when they call you 'pretty' their face shows that they mean it.
》 Shizuku
Dear, Darling
I'm immagininh her usimmg dear with.sthe sweetesr voice ever, goimg insane rn
Shizuku is a bit?? I don't know how to describe it, but I honestly doubt she'd use modern endearments like "babe", it just doesn't fit her.Shizuku has the most sweetest most leg kicking voice when she calls you "dear", it immediately makes you feel warm. She uses "dear" because you are dear to her, and what's a better way to show you, you're dear to her other than using it as an endearment for you?
She uses darling less frequently but you still hear it a lot, in the same sickeningly sweet voice too!
#Toya x reader#toya aoyagi x reader#shizuku x reader#Shizuku hinomori x reader#an x reader#an shiraishi x reader#mizuki akiyama x reader#mizuki x reader#pjsk x reader#Mio mao mio mao lalalalallalalal#☆ Syl does writing!!
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does anyone not get jealous of people sharing their f/os but like. a lot of people who like your f/o (not even self shipping just in general) are just so unfun to be around/talk to for you that you're like Errrrr no thanks! 🥰
#This is how i feel with postal dude which is why i dont post abt him that often#WHICH IS A SHAME BC I LOVE HIM and i met some of my close friends through postal / became closer w them through it#but most postal fans now are like. Children ...... and as much as i have love in my heart for the growing generation or whatever#I cannot interact with kids in a fandom space most of the time i just do not have the patience for it and im self aware enough to know htat#Especially bc postal is the kind of franchise that invites children who pride themselves on being edgy and having no boundaries#note
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