#especially the kitchen

[dirtytransmasc]

the autistic rage that is living with other people, actively waiting to go into a room till everyone's out of the room and doing their own things so you can use the room undisturbed, and the second you walk in there you have seemingly reminded people the room exists as they all need to be in there that very second, literally. everyone could be in there rooms, my grandma could be half asleep watching her soaps, but the second I put my headphones all the way on and start going about washing dishes (I find it relaxing) or fixing a snack, they're all in here

[zuble]

got bored and made my apartment in the sims

[lucabyte]

Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.

[bloodsbane]

Kitchen Nightmares, S5 E1

[thatbuddie]

after buck and eddie get together, eddie starts giving buck absentminded kisses all the time.

kiss on the forehead after he passes him his morning coffee. kiss on the cheek while buck is cooking dinner. kiss on the back of his hand as buck drives them to bobby’s house for a family bbq. kiss on top of his head while they cuddle watching a documentary. kiss on his shoulder while they sit on the station couch reading in between calls.

but buck’s favorite kisses? the ones edde blows him from a distance. when no one is looking during a call and they have to separate, buck doing evac and eddie treating some minor burns. when buck is pulling out of the their driveway to go meet maddie and jee for lunch and eddie sees him off from the front porch. during their family night out at the movies with chris in between them before the action film their son chose and they’re both probably going to hate begins.

every single blown kiss is always followed by eddie mouthing “i love you” at him, and every single time buck feels himself start to blush, the butterflies in his stomach staging a very chaotic and uncoordinated flash mob.

there’s something so exhilarating about knowing that no matter how close or far away they physically are eddie always wants to be kissing him. like eddie knows just as well as buck does that his lips were always meant to graze buck’s skin and leave behind goosebumps for hours to come.

even when they can’t see each other at all, buck knows eddie is thinking about it too because eddie does not go more than 3 hours without sending him little 😘 emojis. he doesn’t say anything else, doesn’t contextualize them because he doesn’t need to. it's just random 😘 throughout the day, scattered in between the rest of their texts.

buck [3:33pm]: got caught in traffic, chris and i will be there soon! eddie [3:33pm]: ok, hen and denny just arrived eddie [6:03pm]: 😘

&

eddie [11:27am]: can you write “chris dentist appointment” on the kitchen calendar for 10/17? buck [11:31am]: done! eddie [11:32am]: thanks, baby eddie [2:16pm]: 😘

&

buck [10:08am]: we also need eggs! buck [11:43am]: remind me to replace the lightbulb in chris’s bedside lamp eddie [1:14pm]: 😘 eddie [3:09pm]: your amazon package just arrived buck [3:09pm]: yaaaaaaay eddie [7:24pm]: 😘

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eddie [6:02am]: 😘 eddie [8:56am]: 😘 eddie [9:07am]: 😘 eddie [12:31pm]: 😘 buck [3:17pm]: 😘😘😘

[nosieposie]

Housewarming party at Mion's first flat (⁠>⁠▽⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ*⁠.⁠✧

[babymorte]

someone needs to put me in a bubble before i accidentally kill myself

[pinkavtomation]

Water me, my memories are wilting

Sketch under the cut !

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

One of my favourite married skk headcanons is that Dazai can cook, but he doesn't say shit to Chuuya. Chuuya comes home one day on their anniversary and dinner is ready. Home Cooked dinner. He grills Dazai about who cooked it and Dazai innocently goes "well I did, of course." Chuuya gets the earth shattering revelation that Dazai has been skipping cooking duty by faking being unable to cook.

He never gets to escape from cooking duty after that :(

[happyheidi]

baking ♡ x

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

ted/rebecca season three things that i will simply never recover from -- dare i say, never forgive:

sassy saying ted's puns are terrible and that he's a mess and then later in the same episode rebecca saying she and ted get along because they're both messes and smiling at his terrible pun

ted wanting to hang out with rebecca in amsterdam and then her phone falling into the water and her meeting another man in what was clearly a classic romcom narrative move designed to make us go "nooooo, now rebecca will never know that ted wants to hang out with her in amsterdam!" (wherein boat guy is poised as the temporary obstacle love interest and ted is the endgame love)

rebecca looking at the green soldier from ted and the matchbook together (sidenote: did i hallucinate this or did this actually happen? maybe i hallucinated this. was this fake?)

the biscuit box open behind the matchbook!!!

ted having the green matchbook

"remember to let her into your heart" playing in "hey jude" when rebecca called ted

both of them wearing red in the red string of fate episode

the hallway conversation wherein they both said what the other was thinking and then were both like ?????

rebecca saying "oklahoma." TWICE!

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Something I learned this week: so apparently halibut is a kosher fish and the cheeks are a delicacy. Well, I had the opportunity to try them, and just whoa. It's at least as good if not better than crab meat and is very similar in both taste and texture as claw meat.

So! As someone who has had (and loved) a *lot* of the treyf seafood prior to giyur, here is what I can tell folks who have never eaten crab or lobster but are curious for close kosher substitutes: halibut cheek for crab, lionfish for lobster. If prepared similarly and correctly, they can be extremely similar in taste and texture, and (imo) superior because they don't involve boiling an animal alive and then spending 20 minutes unshelling it. :-/

[iluvwill]

Men will create the demand for porn and prostitution, traffick women into it, groom women into it, exploit hypersexuality in female victims of csa, convince young women that letting men use their bodies is empowering and glamorous so that they promote the same idea to other women, literally create the entire culture that churns out younger and younger women wanting to make money on OF and then have the nerve to be like "females are such degenerates"

[murdockbuckley]

you can't convince me they're not having a kitchen home cooked dinner date

[icewindandboringhorror]

I thought that these inner sections of a pomelo peel thing kind of looked like flower petals with their coloring, so I left them out to dry for a few days, and then glued some of them together to make little "flowers" to hang in my window.

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

Older Bes doodles are always crazy to me because sometimes I look at these and I’m like . Who is this??????