#evan hates mornings but barty and regulus never let him sleep so he goes insane
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barty *screams into evan's ear* : I LOVE YOU!
evan *pins barty against the wall, holds a dagger onto his throat* : IF YOU EVER WAKE ME UP AGAIN, I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.
barty *grins* : everything's fine as long as you're touching me.
#pandora : why are you SLEEPING WITH A DAGGER?!#regulus : *face-palming*#evan hates mornings but barty and regulus never let him sleep so he goes insane#how dare they#to touch my beloved#bartylus is being a morning couple and trying to wake evan up is canon#and you can’t tell me otherwise#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#marauders incorrect quotes#harry potter incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders era#incorrect marauders#incorrect marauders quotes#bartylus#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#regulus arcturus black#regulus black#pandora lovegood
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