#evil and old and hot!

[nothingwronghere]

[on-the-clear-blue]

So yall know that the League of Assassin's are like, an eco terrorist thing right? Well I just had this idea.

Sam, coming into Danny's room and just face planting on his bed: Ugh...

Danny, who was sleeping, awoken as his friend who had gone missing 6 moths ago flopped onto of him: OH SWEET-NOCTURN IF THIS ISNT REAL I AM GONING TO SOUP YOY SO HARD...

Sam, reaching up and slapping her hand on his mouth:Shhh, less screaming, more sleeping, escaping murder cults takes more energy than I thought.

Sam produces to pass out and sleep for three days straight.

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Tucker, lookingnup from his PDA: so...you joined what you thought was a peaceful protest and some how ended up in a eco terrorist death cult of assassins? I mean...shit now I have to do something interesting...

Danny, choking on his drink: Nuh uh, your the normal one Tuck, I died and now have a magical girl transformation and Sam got kidnapped by ninjas and somehow even more bad ass, you...you can still get out of this and just be a normal person.

Sam, nodding sadly: Yeah...don't conform to our standards Tucker, be your true, weak little boney self.

Tucker, sniffing:I am so going to not do that.

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Just the idea that Sam not only got League training but also got out is hilarious to me, like yeah, that is the kinda bs that would happen.

Alsoni can just see her dropping random lore shit.

Sam, bored as the boys study: Did you know thst the Demon Head dunks himself in corrupted ecto? Yeah it's gnarly man, didn't taste good.

Danny, going to speak before pausing and thinking, before sighing:Yeah I would have licked it too.

Tucker, frowning as he finishes his "Evil invention-enator": You both have so many issues.

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Sam, trying to teach Danny the basic league hand to hand:Come on dude! It's not that hard!

Danny, falling flat on his ass after not even touching Sam: Ow ow ow...fuck yeah it kinda is!

Sam, rolling her eyes: If not only the Demon Heads six year old grandson can learn but also Ellie? You can too.

Danny, mutterinf under his breath before pausing completely:ELLIE? What was she doing with a murder cult? I thought she learnt her lesson after the last one!

Sam, shrugging before putting kicking at Danny on the floor: I don't know she was following a guy around who was catatonic, said something about being angry at him for not answering her pen pal messages or whatever, I was more busy training to really care...like you should be doing!

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Years later Sam is joining Danny and Tucker in Gotham, Tucker because he was scouted by both WE and Lexcorp, he wanted to choose the evil company because poorer work place regulations and the likely hood of him getting a powerbost was much higher, but was bullied by his friends/partners into choosing WE.

Sam, coming to the R&D labs late one night bringing Tucker dinner so he doesn't starve working a late shift, blinking as she sees a short boy sneaking out of the lab: Biraeam? (Sprout in Arabic) what are you doing here.

Damian, blinking right back, experimental tech Bruce has yet to clear for the field clutched under one arm and the blueprints for a new type of explosive batarang in the other: Manson...I-I could ask you the same.

Sam, raising an eyebrow and staring down Damian: bringing dinner to my husband...who works here...and I can only think that you do not. So I ask that you put those things you have down and tell your bastard of a grandfather not to step back in this place.

Damian, eyes squinting, he hadn't been around his grandfather for ages at this point but still felt offended at her tone: I don't think I will.

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An epic fight produces where they both try not and spill/destroy the things that they are carrying until either Tucker or Tim find them and explain everything.

The everlasting Trio gets invited over for dinner (mostly because Bruce is a paranoid bastard and dislikes thst one of his employees is dateing/ is partners with an ex-LoA member) and it's a bit of just pointing at each other and shit

Sam, slamming her hands down on the table as she stands: Kindly Mr Wanye, Shut the fuck up, I know your batman, we all fucking know it so if you are going to try and interrogate us at least do it properly!

Danny, sipping his wine: I mean...I-I didn't know but I um...haven't been paying much attention to the bat dude...Rag man is cooler.

Sam, glaring:And you! Fucking Ragman? You can do so much better.

Danny, offended for his hero: Oi! He does good work!

Bruce, frowning as this night has gotten away from him: He kills people.

Sam, waving over at Bruce: Exactly!

Danny, rolling his eyes: Exactly she says, while having a kill count that's still growing, Exactly she says when she was the one that pushed that oil tycoon off the 50th floor.

Sam wincing,: Maybe not in front of batman babe?

Danny, looking over to Bruce that is looking ready to fight: Shit...imma call Tuck and tell him to start packing...

[taohs]

(some) Balalaika moments that lives in my head rent free

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Maggie Pierce -

Tales of Terror; Morella (1962)

[ohyka]

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

[maxdibert]

It was absolutely unnecessary to make the alternate Silco so damn fuckable, but thank you so much for that—and also screw you all because now I can’t get that old rat man out of my head. The things I’d let him do to me…

[purgatorygrl]

Tired of pretending that I don't want to fuck these two in their mutation phase

[candydandyorsomething]

“No, I wouldn’t say I have a type.”

He said,

lying through his teeth

[monsterlimbs]

What's really funny about being mostly demisexual is that Gortash was REALLY ugly to me before I heard about his background, and after hearing about his background he went from "that nasty creature that sold Karlach" to "sweet little babyyyy" and now I see the least flattering photos of him ever and I'm like "that's my evil little guy right there he deserves death yes he does! oh my handsome little bad guy 🥺" and sigh all dreamily. over. Gortash.

[onismdaydream]

i cannot get the thought out of my mind of leon and corruption kink (especially paired with daddy kink or an age gap). there's just so many different scenarios that bounce around my head: stepdad leon, dbf/family friend leon, anything where there's a power dynamic

he knows you're so young and naive and that just makes him want you even more. whether or not you've had partners/experience before, it doesn't matter; he will mold you to be perfect for him. he'll make you crave him in every possible way

and he always teases you, always makes sure that he's making you think about him, making you question every little thing he does. was he flirting with you? or was he just being friendly? the way he touched your lower back and the way his eyes lingered on your exposed skin made your thighs clench together. were you just a perv for reading too much into everything?

he waits until you're practically throwing yourself at him, desperate for him. he "tries" to deny you, saying it's inappropriate, but it's all part of his plan to make you cry for him, beg for him

and when he finally touches your body, you can't do anything except thank him. and that's just the way he wants it

[macabrebatz]

Gul’dan from Warcraft (2016)

(Old evil man is peacocking hard and I’m here for it tbh)

[nwarrior777]

okay internet, i know that you not ready for this but

it's strange being all omgyes #slay yay totaly okay for like, all kinks, but going #omg wtf cringe scull emoji about fat kink

like we as society know how kinks works (importance of consents, special rules for practices like using special candles for wax play, etc), we know how really infinite can human fantasy go and so on and so on but why is it still taboo to be openly horny about things like big tasty meal with your lover

can we be finally chill about it

p.s. i have post which gives good arguments on this topic but i couldn't find it by search, only in my blog archive, so here is the link.

The problem with fat kink is not in it existing, but in not-exsisting of range of image of fatness in media

[bvckbiter]

shoutout to the luke castellan fans who were here when this was all we had:

[citrine-elephant]

getting hit with the sudden and intense image of old man yaoi

re9. or post re8 at least.

two old bitches. fighting.

in a screaming match. in each others' faces.

and leon snarls, bares his teeth during a tense moment of silence. like he's about to say something.

and it's a little awkward when chris admits afterwards, he thought leon was gonna hit him and he was just gonna let him. but nope-

leon does manhandle him a tiny bit to grab his collar, and then his face, before they have hot sloppy smooching.

before leon fails to push chris into the wall, and instead chris grabs him by the collar and presses him back.

gotta cut it short with the inevitable, "here comes bows!"

and maybe a teasing, "how long have you been waiting to do that?"

followed by, "how long have you been waiting for me to?"

[lowknees]

dellamorte mommies? sorry. mommy? who said that.

i don't know how far I can go from the datv canon and still call this fanart but <3 i love complicated family trees what can I say i like to think that even though rivalry was most definitely fostered between them they had a genuine sisterhood.